First time in Hamburg. Review
I read the reviews thoroughly so I decided to avoid Reeperbahn at first. I am on foot at the city center however, so, not having time for a FKK, I took a taxi to 22 Danziger for Thai Oase. 80 euros as advertised. I only had US on me however (it is Sunday) and they didn't accept credit but they agreed to $100 US. Then I got to pick from 3 Thai girls, all of whom were a little old, but not unattractive. And for these things, I prefer older anyway. I picked Laila (or something like that) and she took me to a room, gave me a towel and asked me to shower. Sadly, she didn't join me. I took my bag (with wallet and passport) into the shower room with me, but I never felt like I was at risk for being robbed. After returning to the room, she came in and asked for $10 more, which I suppose was fair enough, so I gave it. She started with a B2B massage that was nice but suddenly left the room, and then came back asking me to tip her $30. I made it clear that I wasn't going to tip, at least not yet, and she dropped it. Still, not very pleasant. However, she made up for it after that. She gave me FS with CBJ that was quite good. I wasn't expecting that actually.
So, having time to burn and with the rain having cleared up, I decided to walk to the Reeperbahn just to check it out. Of course, eventually a Jamaican girl with huge tits convinces me to come in for head. I told her I only had US and we agreed on $50 US for BBBJ. I don't know why I agreed. I had been duly warned of scammers on Reeperbahn, but the little head got the best of me. After I paid, her attitude completely changed. She was apparently on a skype call the entire time we negotiated, and this lasted another couple of minutes. She laid a folded sheet on the bed and gestured for ME to put it on the bed. Then finally, she got the condom out and started putting it on my very flaccid penis. What happened to BBBJ? Whatever. What was more of the problem was he was just trying to mechanically get me hard in it. Get this. While she muttered to herself how many euros $50 US was. She kept talking about it, then she changed it to Kroners. It was totally terrible. Well, when I go into a place like this (it was Paradise Point) , I have to be prepare for the possibility of being scammed. When she asked for more money, I pulled the condom off and started to get dressed and she was pissed (probably an act to get me to leave, which I was going to do anyway). I called her a ***** and she got all mad at me being disspectful and throwing a condom at her. So I took it back (the ***** line) and then called her a ****. She loved that.
Well, I only blame myself. Chalk another one up. Don't go to the Reeperbahn for anything except sight seeing. If I had time, I would have hit the FKK, but to be honest, even for the massage places, I can find similar prices in the US.
FKK 125 (Sasel)...... How not to run a brothel.
Back in Hamburg briefly and since FKK125 is close to where I stay I dropped by for old times sake. In the past year they have done a significant renovation on the club and it is nicer than it used to be. They only forgot one thing in the renovation. They forgot to put the girls back. Basically this club used to be great with so many great women and lots of public fucking but the past few years the management have let it run down so that it is not worth visiting.
There were three girls on duty though one was doubling as manager. On the day I visited, it was an great place for an afternoon sleep in the sun, swim and sauna. But not sex. I took the only doable girl. Kartia who was pleasant enough but not much of a service even after I got her off with my tongue.
I mean how hard is it to run a brothel? What kind of management thinks that we go there for the decor and puts their efforts into that and forgets to include girls? So guys save your money for whatever else but give this once great gem a miss. More reports if I can bothered to check out other venues but I have a strong feeling that the Hamburg scene is very much poorer than it used to be.
...but this was much better!
Optasia Lounge. Kronsaalsweg 78 – This was a flat rate party out in Stellingen (S21 train to Eidelstedt and then walk for 10 mins). Optasia is at the back of the block – the house in front is a S&M studio called Dark Side or something like that. I went in there by mistake and if you are interested it looked a standard S & M operation with a session price of 200E but with quite a lot of mistresses including two quite young girls who looked good.
Anyhow they whipped my ass out the door (literally) and I found Optasia. Entry was 120 E for as long as you wanted (open from 1400-0400 on Fri / Sat. But check to be sure of times on weekdays). Very nice premises over two floors that were more akin to a classy FKK rather than the small apartments most Hamburg flatrate parties are held in. Nice lounges, lots of rooms, porno kino, good food, sauna, big jacuzzi and decent bar, plenty of lockers, towels and robes, soaps and deodorants (and even wet wipes in the rooms – better than the kitchen roll which is the standard!). I counted 12 girls – mostly Bulgarian and Romanian but also one from Dom Republic and another from Thailand. I would expect most of the clientele here are Turkish but I also met some younger German guys. Whatever, girls, customers and management were friendly and there were plenty who spoke English. As usual in such clubs I was made to feel welcome in spite of speaking no German.
Girls ranged from plumpish (but no whales) to very slim hardbodies. Some did BBBJs and allowed DATY etc – others covered BJs and no DATY – largely depends on the rapport you establish at the bar I think Two girls did some kinky things as extras for which I gave them an additional small tip (10 E). But overall this was much better than I expected and I would recommend this one – it's a hike from the centre of the city but as far as flat rate venues go in Hamburg it was one of the best I have attended. I stayed for 5 hours from 2:30 pm but had only 5 of the girls so I could have happily stayed longer. Had a good time and can't ask for more than that these days!
Freelance bars and Strip Bars
Hi All.
I read a blog which appeared to be rather old but which suggested that it might be possible to pick up freelancers in a place called 'East Hotel'. Does anybody know if this is true? Or if not, are there any other bars, discos (etc) where freelancers congregate? Just to be clear, I'm not talking about picking up normal girls – I'm too old for that.
Secondly, and slightly off-topic, I was wondering can anyone recommend any strip bars? Yes, I realise that in Hamburg they can be a rip-off and you have to be really careful, and I have also read that it is advisable to pay only in cash (some people have complained that their cards appear to have been cloned). However, if anybody has got any names of strip bars which are not too bad and could be a good laugh, where you aren't going to be totally robbed, then I would be very grateful.
Many thanks.
AE
Freelance bars and strip clubs
[QUOTE=Grsd88;1320042]I'm not sure about the freelancers, however I don't think I'd bother with the strip clubs, there is one close to the paradise point of sex and its a real rip off, something like 30 euro for a vodka / coke, for that money you can have a much better time getting your hole.[/QUOTE]Thanks Grsd88, has anybody else got any information on either a) bars where freelancers might go, or be) strip clubs which are not a complete rip-off (and just to clarify, by 'rip-off' I mean borderline illegal)?
Thanks.
AE
HAMBURG 'Paradise Point of Sex'
HAMBURG point of reference. All roads seemed to lead me to 'Paradise Point of Sex'. I visited all other possible options and this was the best. It is on the Reeperbahn, just 50 metres up from 'Eros Laufhaus'. When I first arrived in Hamburg 2pm I visited 'Eros Laufhaus' and only 2 girls, so I returned at 5pm and there was just 6 girls over 4 floors so I visited again at 8pm. There were not to many more girls. I was walking around and the girls started hassling me that I was here before. I said yes I was and I've come back. I was startled by how angry and rude they were. I had money and was happily looking to play and there attacking there customers. There were few other men there and its no wonder. In the Frankfurt RLD the girls are happy to have men walking up and down the stairs, for they know they will soon be players. Window shoppers always become shoppers and shouldn't be hassled.
I left and saw 'Paradise Point of Sex' up the road and the word 'Laufhaus'. It is up a short walkway. It must be the most luxurious Laufhaus in Germany. Wide carpeted hallways and grand stairs. The EE girls at 'Eros Laufhaus' seem to have moved here. There was a more relaxed atmosphere. I found a beautiful slim brunette Rumanian on what I think was the 3rd floor. Be sure to have a look down all the hallways, it is a maze of hallways. She was great, a real honey. 50 E for 20 mins full sex. There are some other nice girls as well. I've been back 3 times. To me its the only show in Town. They start in the morning to. Well worth a visit.
I visited Herbert Strasse and the girls in the windows all looked voluptuous, as in rolly polly, with boob jobs, slightly over weight and fake tans. Not for me. I Visited David Strasse and the Hans Anders Plaza and the street girls were all similiar to the girls in the windows on Herbert Strasse. I visited the 2 Thai Laufhaus's on Grosse Freiheit but nothing really of intrest to me.
So, all roads seemed to lead me to 'Paradise Point of Sex'. That is the place for me. Cheers Nickc
Herbertstraße: St. Pauli Documentry
This is 1 hr 32 mins long and a bit boring but you do see some sexy Herbertstraße window girls near the start.
Njoy:
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This one focuses on the Dollhouse sex show
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pt 2
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