Berlin

I have just spent a half a day in Artemis. Slept with five girls. It is one of the worst mongering experiences I have had in a while:

- It's the world silicone championship.

- Many large behinds.

- Neither SYTs nor salacious milfs on offer. Just the boring 25-30 year olds in between.

- Up-selling is rife, often combined with blatant lying and breaking of explicit deals.

- The facilities are not particularly clean, nor elegant, nor spacious (especially the men's shower area).

- 95 % of the girls hang out in the main bar area, because they are wearing no clothes and it is warm there. They all smoke. So it is too hot, increasingly loud music as the evening progresses and air worse than Beijing smog, since all the girls are smoking.

- The ratio of men to women after five pm seemed to be about 50:50.

- Food was edible, but not much more than that.

On the positive side, I found the girls to be ethnically diverse. A lot of Romanians, but also poles, Czechs, surprisingly many Germans, Colombians, Dominicans, Hungarians, Russians etc.

[QUOTE=Cucumber;1615883]
- Up-selling is rife, often combined with blatant lying and breaking of explicit deals.
[/QUOTE]This what I hate about FKKs, at least you don't have this worry in Flatrate or Swingerclubs.

[QUOTE=Cucumber;1615883]
- Many large behinds.
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Yummy!

[QUOTE=Cucumber;1615883]I have just spent a half a day in Artemis. Slept with five girls. It is one of the worst mongering experiences I have had in a while:[/QUOTE]Perhaps you might copy and post this to the Artemis thread where it actually belongs.

Your "bad" times raise the interesting question: so if it was so bad why did you session with 5 girls? And at least you might comment on them, their names, how it was, so others might learn something useful.

I have never been to Flatrate, so am wondering what is the motivation of the girls to for go a session. As you pay a single fee for the entry, not for the girls each session, why is a girl eager to go for a session with a man?

[QUOTE=Wanking;1615893]This what I hate about FKKs, at least you don't have this worry in Flatrate or Swingerclubs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cucumber;1615883]I have just spent a half a day in Artemis. Slept with five girls. It is one of the worst mongering experiences I have had in a while:

- It's the world silicone championship.

- Many large behinds.

- Neither SYTs nor salacious milfs on offer. Just the boring 25-30 year olds in between.

- Up-selling is rife, often combined with blatant lying and breaking of explicit deals.

- The facilities are not particularly clean, nor elegant, nor spacious (especially the men's shower area).

- 95 % of the girls hang out in the main bar area, because they are wearing no clothes and it is warm there. They all smoke. So it is too hot, increasingly loud music as the evening progresses and air worse than Beijing smog, since all the girls are smoking.

- The ratio of men to women after five pm seemed to be about 50:50.

- Food was edible, but not much more than that.

On the positive side, I found the girls to be ethnically diverse. A lot of Romanians, but also poles, Czechs, surprisingly many Germans, Colombians, Dominicans, Hungarians, Russians etc.[/QUOTE]Thank you for giving an honest review as I was just there in July and would agree 100% with your review! I would add that the girls hang out in the main bar area because they look haggard and don't want clients to notice!! I would also add many large behinds with cellulite and stretch marks! Not worth a 80 dollar door charge you can get better girls at a Bar Wellness spot.

[QUOTE=MarlboroRed;1614416]Hi,

I should be in town towards the end of next week for a week or two. If anyone wants to get a beer and see the sights, PM.[/QUOTE]Doesn't seem to be able to PM you, I don't know what's wrong, can't find PM functions at all!

I'll be in Berlin in the weekend, could be fun to hook up!!

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[QUOTE=Vvnbuw;1616042]I have never been to Flatrate, so am wondering what is the motivation of the girls to for go a session. [/QUOTE]Elementary my dear Watson, either those particular girls could not make it in other clubs or the men they were serving were not the streaming hunk of burning funk we know as Wanking who motivates all. The Tony Robbins of flat ratettes.

And the July team quite different from the A team now. But of course it is still awful, as shown by the 500 or so mongers who march in there everyday as they have for the past 9 years.

We may need to consider soon some sort of ISG equivalent of the Darwin Awards.

Hello friends,

Today I had a short encounter with Ginger at Salon Pankow. I originally wanted Lusia, but she is no longer there. Ginger is very skinny, almost emaciated.

Tattooed with a very firm body, almost bony. I like skinny girls with small breasts, but Ginger was perhaps too skinny. She has no tits to speak of. There's a.

Little bit of pointy flesh with a nipple, but that's about it. Her skin is the color of coffee. She does not speak English, except for a word or two. That made things a little awkward but suck and fuck is known in all languages.

When I arrived there really was no English to be found. The old woman who answered the door invited me into a room, and then told me to wait. Then a procession of girls came in, introduced themselves, and walked out. Then the older woman came back, indicated to me to choose. Sine Lusia was not available I chose Ginger. For being gaunt with no tits she was surprisingly good. Smiled and laughed at my poor attempts at German and our difficulties in combinations.

Suck, fuck, massage, and shower: paid €50 for 30 minutes.

This is Ginger.

[URL]http://www.salonpankow.de/BordellBerlin-SalonPankow-Sedcards/BordellBerlin-SalonPankow-Ginger.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1615594][URL]http://www.freudenhaus-hase.de/[/URL]

Bars for pickup. Ah, like um everywhere.

Cafe Psst and the MonRouge bar has pros and rooms in a bar like setting. Or Bar Rouge if you are too flushed with cash.[/QUOTE]Freudenhaus Hase is actually pretty nice. I had a Moldovian there last year. The rooms are low lit and clean. The woman who answers the door speaks good English, and it's not too hard to find. She instructed me to walk around, talk, and choose the girl I wanted. If you're looking for something more "Amsterdam" then you might want to run over to Pascha in Cologne.

Given how much helpful info I got from this forum I thought I would give some back. A lot of unnecessary detail here but as beginner myself I appreciated that in reports. I just spent my first week in Berlin. Before going and with the help of this forum I had decided to try p2 p for the first time (well, first time not amnesia drunk at least). Though I'the summarise my experiences since I'm sure there are more beginner lurkers on here.

I only tried apartment brothels (KD, Royal and Liberty), price level did not bother me and the discreetness appealed to me.

The apartment brothels in Berlin are a great place for first timers. Super discrete, clean, very clear with pricing and they are used to non-german speakers. They all seem to work the same way:

- located in quiet areas.

- buzz the street door, go to apt door where you are greeted by the hausfrau.

- the usually explain how things work and point out that if there is no one you like that is perfectly fine.

- you are shown into a room where you are very quickly introduced to x girls. Greeting go very fast so make sure to remember your no1 picks name during the process. Even though the greeting is very short you will sort of get a feeling if there is "chemistry" between you and the girl. In my mind that trumps looks (to an extent).

- the hausfrau then comes in and askes for your pick and how long you which to stay.

- Your girl will then take you into the bedroom where you can chat a bit and decide on extras.

- Then you are expected to clean up (shower / sink). The girl will take you to the bathroom and pick you up there so you won't wander around and bump into other patrons.

- Once back in to bedroom the action starts.

- Afterwards you can ask to go back to the bathroom to clean up.

- The girl says her good bye, you wait a bit and then the hausfrau picks you up to take you out (again for discretion).

Will follow up with some individual reviews in separate posts.

[QUOTE=Rocketscrotum0;1616267]Elementary my dear Watson, either those particular girls could not make it in other clubs or the men they were serving were not the streaming hunk of burning funk we know as Wanking who motivates all. The Tony Robbins of flat ratettes.[/QUOTE]Hahahahahahahahaha surely the best paragraph you have ever written :)

Any news or info of the new FKK club near Potsdam?

Thanks

[QUOTE=NilleCopenhagen;1616362]Any news or info of the new FKK club near Potsdam?[/QUOTE]The FKK Grand Plaza is allegedly opening 15 Oct. No proper website yet - just saw this Potsdam news article [URL]http://www.pnn.de/pm/865913/[/URL].

At least it will have its own small plane landing strip.

Hi guys,

Is the King George worth a visit is it what it says or hidden charges.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1616537]The FKK Grand Plaza is allegedly opening 15 Oct. No proper website yet - just saw this Potsdam news article [URL]http://www.pnn.de/pm/865913/[/URL].

At least it will have its own small plane landing strip.[/QUOTE]Thanks Rocketboy,

I'll check it out in Oct. I'll will of cause come with my private jet.