Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Funman13;1248559]1. I need to get a good and decent-priced vibrator for a GF. Is it cheaper to get it in Bangkok or the States? I read somewhere they are sold along Sukhumvit.[/QUOTE]Sure you can get a cheap vibrator from Sukhumvit road, and the range has increased somewhat. They are all rather ugly, and very low quality (probably made in China) , intended for maximum profit. Probably will breakdown in the first few days. Why waste your money. The sellers will try to sell you something that cost them 50 or 100 Baht for a much higher figure.When it comes to a decent vibrator, you need to understand what style you specific girl will want. A huge immitation cock, a jackrabbit, or a small smooth beautifully finished item that packs a high powered buzz, but is not obviously a cock to look at (for girls scared that some family member will find it). Girls tell me that weak vibrating jobs are pretty useless.I suggest you want a good quality item that will last and a moderate price that packs a powerful vibe and uses easy to get battery types. Waterproof can be a good idea. Germany has a magificent range of vibes for example. I don't travel to the USA much recently so can't remember but suspect they will have a good range. Bangkok is not the place to get a good one.Horny girls like good quality vibes, in my experience. Get it OS, and put in your suitcase.

[quote=consizitai; 1249639]dear all, may i ask how much a massage girl will receive from your payment? here i mean soapy massag parlours like nataree, emmanuelle. so for example, if you pay 2, 000 baht at the counter, how much will a girl receive afterwards? my sincere thanks, [/quote]that's a tough question. it varies a lot depending on whether the girl is top class, whether she has a contract with an agent (pimp) , etc. its simpler to just ask a lot of girls and some of them will tell you honestly. it was a lot easier in the past at places where you paid the manageent and the girl separately. some girls won't tell, because they are forbidden to do so, and have promised not to divulge their explotive contract situation. i expect emanuelle girls would do better than nataree girls because its a higher class place and not always dodging raids of **** girls.my guess is if you pay 2000 at the counter she would get 1300 to 1400 at the very most and probably a lot less. girls with contract debt to an agent might get nothing at all or 100-200 baht spending money. secret tips to the girl are always appreciated. girls may be faced with paying various fees like kick-backs to cheer-person that recommended them too. at these type of soapies, i always tip extra for a good performance, uless girl is on a very high paid bracket or gets good extra money from the farang surcharge. note that at many places with farang surcharge, the girl gets about 50% of the surcharge.at hottest oily massage places, the girl typically gets nothing at all from the downstairs massage fee and even must pay for customer drinks, soap supplies, condoms, etc. she must make her money only from "tips" for sex.

[quote=syzygies; 1249713]that's a tough question. it varies a lot depending on whether the girl is top class, whether she has a contract with an agent (pimp) , etc. its simpler to just ask a lot of girls and some of them will tell you honestly. it was a lot easier in the past at places where you paid the manageent and the girl separately. some girls won't tell, because they are forbidden to do so, and have promised not to divulge their explotive contract situation. i expect emanuelle girls would do better than nataree girls because its a higher class place and not always dodging raids of **** girls.my guess is if you pay 2000 at the counter she would get 1300 to 1400 at the very most and probably a lot less. girls with contract debt to an agent might get nothing at all or 100-200 baht spending money. secret tips to the girl are always appreciated. girls may be faced with paying various fees like kick-backs to cheer-person that recommended them too. at these type of soapies, i always tip extra for a good performance, uless girl is on a very high paid bracket or gets good extra money from the farang surcharge. note that at many places with farang surcharge, the girl gets about 50% of the surcharge.at hottest oily massage places, the girl typically gets nothing at all from the downstairs massage fee and even must pay for customer drinks, soap supplies, condoms, etc. she must make her money only from "tips" for sex.[/quote]i have asked the girls at several commercial places and they have always said they get 1/2. i am sure it varies. but i believe this is pretty standard.

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1248810](snip) They service many flight crews from European airlines like SAS and Luftshansa. Anyone who caters to the Swiss and Germans has to be on the ball or get black balled. (snip)[/QUOTE]SAS is the Scandinavian Airline System, not Swiss. The Swiss airline is actually called "Swiss".

[QUOTE=Tiger43; 1249474]Mr Oilmassagefan, thanks for your information! I have similar preferences: I like open end massage, with HJ, if the girl is young and cute enough, so If possible, I want to choose the girl, but I do not insist on it, if there is a queue. It can be part of the game and exciting, but there have to be at least some pretty women working in the shop. If the massage lady assigned to me is not my type and cannot turn me on, I will at least have a good massage, so there is nothing to lose.Yesterday I went to Ratchaprarop, Soi 8 (Soi Wattana Wong). Just looked around a bit. Some ladies were sitting in front of the shops, but none of my type. One average looking young woman just walked back from a food stall and I asked her, if she can give me massage. She said yes, but then passed me to an older lady, not repulsive to me. I played along and followed her to a cubicle upstairs, with shower. She left and after 5 minutes in came another middle aged woman, really fat and ugly, also the massage was worst ever! Almost from the beginning she tried to excite me and sell me a HJ for 500 Baht, but I told her, that I have a gf at home. She did not give up, lowered the price to 300 Baht, really annoying, so I promissed her a tip instead of a fee for HJ, just to continue with normal massage. I gave her 60 Baht (too much for the bad service) and she complained to her colleague in the next cubicle about "hogsip" Baht only, really rude for a Thai woman! One hour oil massage was 300 Baht. Sorry, but I forgot the name of the shop. Maybe I will give Soi Wattana Wong one more chance, give the name of the shop to avoid and report a nice experience like you. I could not find the shop with the bar in the lobby.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I haven't done a lot of exploring of this road over the past 6 months. I did notice that the place I had previously mentioned with the bar has been remodeled into a more traditional looking thai massage lobby with the standard foot massage chairs. Several new places have sprouted up there lately, too. That's the nature of that type of mongering. Very hit or miss, no place stays the same and many vary greatly from lady to lady in what you're going to get. Don't have high expectations; then you'll only be pleasantly surprised! LOL! [QUOTE=Syzygies; 1249706]Well really, why bother? I think this Soi is best known as a short cut when there are traffic jams in Makkasan and Phetburi, cheap laundries, etc. I hardly expect you get a good massage there, nor great sex. Seems the girls are desperate for some Baht.You would be better off with the older girls "booran" section in Chao Praya II not far round the corner.[/QUOTE]And that would defeat the whole point. You really thinke we're having a hard time finding sex in the neighborhood? Several of us enjoy the inexpensive thrill of what might take place during traditional oil massages. Different strokes for different folks. I know not everyone is into this, and if I were just in town on a 1 week mongering journey, I wouldn't bother, either.

"Why not ask "Are there any places in Soi 31 like Mango or Snow White?" That would seem more innocent.Perhaps you are particularly attracted to some girl sitting out the front?"You are right, but do not be suspicious getting crazy for number 104, but I have very short time available.Thanks for attention and thanks again for all good suggestion.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1249769]SAS is the Scandinavian Airline System, not Swiss. The Swiss airline is actually called "Swiss".[/QUOTE]I know what SAS stands for. Swiss and German clients are very particular and demanding folks when it comes to custom tailoring, that is the point I was making. The reference to the two airlines was to state what air crews that I had seen being serviced at the shop.

Mr Syzygies, thanks a lot for your info! This soi was recommended by another member, for regular massage shops, with some optional extras. Hard to find in Sukhumvit for example! Yesterday I learned that in a leg. Looking shop in Suk soi 4 the girl get only 90 Baht / hour from the owner, so you can imagine, what the girls must do! If sbdy ever goes there for massage only, because he wants to save his sperm for all the bargirls next door, he should tip the girl really well! [QUOTE=Syzygies; 1249706]Well really, why bother? I think this Soi is best known as a short cut when there are traffic jams in Makkasan and Phetburi, cheap laundries, etc. I hardly expect you get a good massage there, nor great sex. Seems the girls are desperate for some Baht.You would be better off with the older girls "booran" section in Chao Praya II not far round the corner.[/QUOTE]

Had a sensational session with Bam from Dream. Check the site, photo not shopped. She's probably about 23. Not big on boobs, but great with everything else. GFE from the start, straight into DFK. Had a bath first, with lots more DFK and gentle stroking. Then a bit of an oily, but very slow and sensual and building quickly up to. She timed everything perfectly: the whole sess was just over the 90 mins.Wonderful sensual girl, adjusted easily to every move, and every mood, from cuddly and playful to teasing to sweaty pounding in every position. Worked hard, and constantly attentive. No English, but very intuitive. Up front damage was 2200. I tipped 200, and god bless her, she said `mai leui`, and looked confused, which I think translates as `not necessary`. I insisted. I know it's dumb, but stuff it.By contrast, in the mood for young 'uns, went back to Nataree 5pm Friday. About 8 fish, about 30 siders, all young and many at least 7. I was there a quarter of an hour, but no one helped me. This is probably good: nothing worse than a tout trying to push you into a choice, but even when I'the made a choice, I couldn't get service. There were about 10 other Asian customers there, and the 4 touts were all over them. Maybe they hate farang, whatever. I just left.

Any tried Mook at Mango?

Thanks a lot for your report Dan Key; I get the picture.Cheers

They don't hate farangs at Nataree. Just motion to the sideline girl you want and walk with her to the pay counter. Or if it is a fishbowl girl, simply proceed to the pay counter and give the clerk the number. Money talks.

[QUOTE=Dan Key;1251386]Had a sensational session with Bam from Dream.[/QUOTE]Thanks for a great report. I tried her today and had a great time.