Rio de Janeiro Reports

Went to Monte Carlo this past Friday night after avoiding it due to bad-quality reports on the talent. First time since arriving in Rio 2. 5 months ago.

Price was $70 entrance, $70 cabine fee, and $180 for 40 minutes, I believe. Choppes were R$6 and water was R$4, I think.

Had maybe 20-25 girls upstairs at 8pm. A few more had emerged by 9. 30pm. It wasn't outstanding. One of the girls told me that a bunch usually don't show up on Fridays.

Quality was not great. Several bigger bunda chicks, including ones I'd call fat. Had 2 sessions. One with a 21 whyear old mulatta Patricia, and one with a 30s+ fit blonde "Luana". But neither were spectacular. Total cost was R$582, I believe. For the $, I'd suggest Solarium or L'Uomo instead. Bummer as I really love MC's facilities and boate, and it's 1 block from my office.

-Cartman

[QUOTE=Jd Garbanzo; 1101827]Balcony is no Help, and it's not even close to the Fortaleza bar scene, but I did find one pretty girl there my last night in Rio. Erika. Photos attached. Really nice, slim body. Sex was good. Particularly her oral skills. But only one shot. My bad Portuguese mis-heard her quote R150, which I accepted. After the deed, she said it was R350. She wasn't very adamant, however, when I explained that I heard R150 and that's all I had. She left a little miffed, but not crazy. I'm sure R150 is what she usually gets.

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[/QUOTE]don't feel too bad. She was probably trying to pull the switcheroo on you! She is cute but nothing to write home about! She know sshe doesn't get 350R for an hour of sex, that is why she didn't complain too much when you gave her 150R!

[QUOTE=Jd Garbanzo; 1101827]Balcony is no Help, and it's not even close to the Fortaleza bar scene, but I did find one pretty girl there my last night in Rio. Erika. Photos attached. Really nice, slim body. Sex was good. Particularly her oral skills. But only one shot. My bad Portuguese mis-heard her quote R150, which I accepted. After the deed, she said it was R350. She wasn't very adamant, however, when I explained that I heard R150 and that's all I had. She left a little miffed, but not crazy. I'm sure R150 is what she usually gets.

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[/QUOTE]This will sound funny but, I use to write down the amount and at times have the girl sign the paper so later there won't be a problem with what she said or what I heard.

Kid Cisco

For those interested in big bunda and bedding porn stars, there was a report on GPGUIA (11th Dec) which, if my Portuguese is correct, says that a guy met Luana in Termas 31 recently. Has she come out of "retirement" and a "normal" job?

"Depois do excelente TD com a Paola, voltei para o salão e fiquei tomando um chopp. Theí que a aparece. Luana! Tava meio cansadão mas resolvi segurar a gata e partir para um fight. Esse negócio de comer atriz pornô me deixa meio fissurado. Além do mais a gata tem um rabo grande do jeito que eu gosto. Como eu já disse a Luana é aquilo mesmo que aparece nos filmes: cara de cachorra, bunduda (tá them boa forma) e pernas grossas. A gata andão foi muito simpática comigo (depois disse que foi pq já tinha me visto subir e achava que eu andão iria de novo). Pensei : foda-se, to a fim de pegar mesmo. Então marcamos a cabine e ficamos batendo um papinho e esperando no salão. Como a casa só tem 8 quartos, depois de um tempo tem q ficar esperando. Ok, quarto liberado subimos e começamos a brincadeira. A gata é muito gostosa. Cavalona. Boa de pegar. Como tinha pouco tempo (R$ 90, 00 por 30 min) e a gata andão estava com essa simpatia toda coloque ela logo de quatro e comecei a meteção. É uma senhora visão aquela bunda virada pra vc! O tempo passou areápido naquela brincadeira. Them seguida fizemos um PPMM e qundo vi a sineta já estava tocando. Resumo: Gostosa, meio sem sal e bem profissa. O TD deveria ser neutro mas apertar aquele bundão andão tem preço! Rsrs. Pretendo repetir (até porque ainda andão comi aquele becauseão) e espero pegar a perva them um dia melhor. Recomendo ticar o evento."

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1101915]This will sound funny but, I use to write down the amount and at times have the girl sign the paper so later there won't be a problem with what she said or what I heard.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]Classic!

[QUOTE=Jd Garbanzo; 1101827]Balcony is no Help, and it's not even close to the Fortaleza bar scene, but I did find one pretty girl there my last night in Rio. Erika. Photos attached. Really nice, slim body. Sex was good. Particularly her oral skills. But only one shot. My bad Portuguese mis-heard her quote R150, which I accepted. After the deed, she said it was R350. She wasn't very adamant, however, when I explained that I heard R150 and that's all I had. She left a little miffed, but not crazy. I'm sure R150 is what she usually gets.

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[/QUOTE]On the contrary, you probably heard her right the first time. She was just trying the time- (dis) honored bait and switch. You did the right thing by sticking to your original offer, because the more they get away with this kind of thing the more it encourages them.

I'm sorry for disturbing the silence in the Rio section.

As always there will be bands playing on Copacabana beach on New Year's Eve. This year it will be Daniela Mercury, Alcione and Sandra de Sá. I'm specially looking forward to Daniela. A very talented and good-looking MILF.

[url]http://www.jb.com.br/rio/noticias/2010/12/15/prefeitura-anuncia-programacao-completa-do-reveillon-2011/[/url]

[QUOTE=Sperto;1103219]As always there will be bands playing on Copacabana beach on New Year's Eve. This year it will be Daniela Mercury, Alcione and Sandra de Sá. I'm specially looking forward to Daniela. A very talented and good-looking MILF.[/QUOTE]

Yeh, Daniela is a great singer & easy on the eyes as well. IMO she's right up there with Ivete Sangalo who is another hottie morena type.

Sadly, I won't be in Rio for New Years this year but I'll arrive in town a few weeks later.

- DSK

I'm going to be in Rio during new years. Ill be there for a week total. What are the options for this time period? I heard a lot of places are closed and everything is a headache. Any suggestions on what do do? Ill be staying in Copacabana. Thanks

Are you kidding me? There is a big national party where everyone (literally tens of thousands of people) wear white clothing and bring white flowers and candles to the beach for the Goddess of the Sea. It's amazing! You have not heard of this?

QUOTE=Illini333; 1103855]I'm going to be in Rio during new years. Ill be there for a week total. What are the options for this time period? I heard a lot of places are closed and everything is a headache. Any suggestions on what do do? Ill be staying in Copacabana. Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Illini333;1103855]I'm going to be in Rio during new years. Ill be there for a week total. What are the options for this time period? I heard a lot of places are closed and everything is a headache. Any suggestions on what do do?[/QUOTE]There are a lot of things to do in Rio. Museu Nacional in São Cristóvão has a nice exhibition of archaeology, and the nearby Jardim Zoológico has a very fascinating chimpanzee Paulinho. Paulinho throws his faeces at the visitors with a extremely good precision. Unfortunately I never got to see his father Pipo,"Bad Boy", who got 40000 votes in an election for Mayor of Rio.

Well, after your visit to the museu and the zoo you only have a 5-10 minutes walk to Vila Mimosa. VM is similar to the zoo, it also holds a lot of interesting creatures. If you pay R$25 you can feed the animals.

Other than that you have lots of casas in Centro which offers relaxation. They might be close during the period December 31-January 2? On the following Monday they are propably open as usual, and I'll be one of the happy customers. Of course in Copa you also have Balcony which has a slightly better standard than VM.

[QUOTE=Illini333;1103855]I'm going to be in Rio during new years. Ill be there for a week total. What are the options for this time period? I heard a lot of places are closed and everything is a headache. Any suggestions on what do do? Ill be staying in Copacabana. Thanks[/QUOTE]Here is the program for Reveillon as announced by the Prefeitura last week.

[url]http://www.jb.com.br/rio/noticias/2010/12/15/prefeitura-anuncia-programacao-completa-do-reveillon-2011/[/url]

[QUOTE=Illini333;1103855]I'm going to be in Rio during new years. Ill be there for a week total. What are the options for this time period? I heard a lot of places are closed and everything is a headache. Any suggestions on what do do? Ill be staying in Copacabana. Thanks[/QUOTE]Thanks for the interesting suggestions on how to get shit flinged by a chimpanzee instead of by shoe shine boys. Some interesting alternatives. Are they really open on Jan 1?

And the great party, on New Years' Eve, great. But anyone is going to pull 4 great girls per day out of the crowd to have a nice romp? Or will people have to find girls elsewhere?

Illini333 was especially referring on how to get females of the species homo sapiens during these days. I know that because Illini333 is actually going to stay at my apartment and I suggested him to ask here, on this site, if termas are open Dez 31, Jan 1 etc. (I am sure they are NOT)

I know that all Brazilian girl venues are definitely closed. Except, maybe VM.

But all massage parlors, cheap wh. Ore houses, internet agencies etc will be closed for several days.

I know a few years ago I spent 5 hours trying to find a ONE GIRL on January 1, and could not find one.

So who knows termas schedules around New Years?

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist; 1104724]Thanks for the interesting suggestions on how to get shit flinged by a chimpanzee instead of by shoe shine boys. Some interesting alternatives. Are they really open on Jan 1?

And the great party, on New Years' Eve, great. But anyone is going to pull 4 great girls per day out of the crowd to have a nice romp? Or will people have to find girls elsewhere?

Illini333 was especially referring on how to get females of the species homo sapiens during these days. I know that because Illini333 is actually going to stay at my apartment and I suggested him to ask here, on this site, if termas are open Dez 31, Jan 1 etc. (I am sure they are NOT)

I know that all Brazilian girl venues are definitely closed. Except, maybe VM.

But all massage parlors, cheap wh. Ore houses, internet agencies etc will be closed for several days.

I know a few years ago I spent 5 hours trying to find a ONE GIRL on January 1, and could not find one.

So who knows termas schedules around New Years? [/QUOTE]Whoa B. S. It seems you got a hair crosswise. With all of your specialized experience you can't line up females in advance to help your house guest with some of your claimed insider information. I would have expected you to be constructive instead of bitching at the board.

[QUOTE=Poucolouco;1104734]Whoa B. S. It seems you got a hair crosswise. With all of your specialized experience you can't line up females in advance to help your house guest with some of your claimed insider information. I would have expected you to be constructive instead of bitching at the board.[/QUOTE]Luomo's will be open on the 31st, as I was advised via email newsletter. BTW, several years ago, I brought in the New Year there. Not sure about 1st but ask mama-san Sandra.