Cali Reports

This will be a exhaustive guide to Cali. First things first This meaning at the time of this writing Mid February to mid March is the absolute best time to come really no time is bad per se except the late April to May Rains and the late October rains.

I will break this up by mongering style so pick the one that closest to you and follow that.

The ultimate Guide to Cali the Baller guide.

If you're a lunar elite skyballer type where you really like Cartagena and Rio you probably wouldn't like Cali first of all there's no beach and no beach vibes so there's that. But if you're going to come anyway I'the stay in the Grenada Area That has the best of everything in accommodations clubs, restaurants and shopping. There's tons of good places to eat from Avenida 9 through 12 and theres a couple of good restaurants in the second level of Chipichape Mall. Rico Rich's on 9th Avenue is a good place to gather information and meet fellow expats and veteran travelers. There's no American style nightclubs in the sense where you're going to hear a ton of American music but if you like Salsa Club Living and Balielatina are some nice clubs. The most Medellin style hoe house is Club Deluxe in the Pampalinda area like near the Pamplona bus station. Tangas on Avenida Pasoancho near San Andresito Sur is almost as good on the north side There's Clinica Dr. Amor.

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The Vacationer. If you want a low key vacation with some pussy thrown in Cali might be your jam. There's plenty of normal touristy stuff to do and see You can stay in the San Antonio barrio and try your hand at gringa expats and visitors sample the excellent coffee shops in the area and some of the best hidden gem Pacifico cuisine. You got the high end afore mentioned clubs but if you wanted the local vibes then Bar 20 and Son Senaro in downtown might be what you're looking for.

Other options would be in the south in barrio Ingenio near Unicentro Mall and Jardin Plaza Mall again very good places to eat espcially in Unicentro Mall. and you have the southern Massage Parlors like Kathmandu, on Cra 66 which is one of the bar zones in Cali. Or the Saramar and Quindesha spas in Barrio Ingenio near Calle 16. There´s also decent places to eat there.

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For the budget monger you can stay in Barrio Alameda near Bar Olympus ask if the place has hot water because in Alameda Hot water becomes optional not mandated for the truly adventurous you could say in Centro near Plaza Caicedo. I know a guy who stays months and scored a great deal on a decent place down there however the drawbacks is the place essentially closes at night the food options get slim at night and there's an increased chance of being robbed at night in Centro. The streetwalkers congregate near Bar 20 on you guessed it Calle 20. If you go up to San Nicolas Park you went too far north if you see plaza Obero you went too far south most of the bars in Barrio Sucre / Centro girls are available. Plaza Caicedo on daytimes especially the weekends has cheapest street meat in the city then there's the even cheaper Cyber world in Grenada if you can find it.

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[QUOTE=NakedGunz;3051773]Olympus is better with some friends to have drinks and bullshit with so there is no pressure to smash, and you have a little T / A to watch, good or bad. OK, some are a bit chubby, but I like women with the balls to walk around drunk ass dudes naked. Tinder is a better option to find your "type" and not waste your time in bars. Put up a good pic and go for it.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of checking out tinder, never used it before. I'm not into the online scene, so am pretty unaware. Are there any other sites that the locals use more, or is it the best bet? Reckon there's many chicas on there that you can just straight up pay for sex?

[QUOTE=TripleDarknes;3052604]The Vacationer. If you want a low key vacation with some pussy thrown in Cali might be your jam. There's plenty of normal touristy stuff to do and see You can stay in the San Antonio barrio and try your hand at gringa expats and visitors sample the excellent coffee shops in the area and some of the best hidden gem Pacifico cuisine. You got the high end afore mentioned clubs but if you wanted the local vibes then Bar 20 and Son Senaro in downtown might be what you're looking for.

Other options would be in the south in barrio Ingenio near Unicentro Mall and Jardin Plaza Mall again very good places to eat espcially in Unicentro Mall. and you have the southern Massage Parlors like Kathmandu, on Cra 66 which is one of the bar zones in Cali. Or the Saramar and Quindesha spas in Barrio Ingenio near Calle 16. Theres also decent places to eat there.

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Trip[/QUOTE]I've been in Cali for 3 months and don't think I've been to San Antonio once! I don't really see the point coming to Cali if you're going to hang around in the touristy area, you're also a lot less likely to see / meet hot local women there than in a regular neighborhood, downtown, a shopping mall or Parque del Perro etc. By the way I was Bar La 20 and Son Sonero this afternoon, and they were quite pathetic! Then again, it was just between 4 and 5 pm. Is Bar La 20 much better late at night?

[QUOTE=Coupe66;3052849]and they were quite pathetic! [/QUOTE]Wow! Your hard to please, LOL! Coupe it sounds like you want CTG, MED action at Cali prices! Why stick around so long if your not happy? I won't defend the place, when I go to Bar La 20 it takes me back to 90's Tijuana Adelitas. Did you spend the money to go to Deluxe? You will remain unhappy unless some money leaves your pocket. The apps work. If you speak excellent Spanish, are a bit charming, then cold approach should work.

[QUOTE=Coupe66;3052849]I've been in Cali for 3 months and don't think I've been to San Antonio once! I don't really see the point coming to Cali if you're going to hang around in the touristy area, you're also a lot less likely to see / meet hot local women there than in a regular neighborhood, downtown, a shopping mall or Parque del Perro etc. By the way I was Bar La 20 and Son Sonero this afternoon, and they were quite pathetic! Then again, it was just between 4 and 5 pm. Is Bar La 20 much better late at night?[/QUOTE]For a guy who claims he's been down here for months not hearing any reports positive or negative.

I've been holding out the absolute hottest girls in town hang out in Mojica that's my secret stash of gash it really gets popping on warm weekend nights girls aplenty.

To answer your question Bar La 20 is one of the network of clubs all over the country and girls come from all over to work but they come and go as they please so it's a crapshoot of what you will seee when you walk in. I will say at this point you rarely if ever see any Black girls there any more. Of course there's locals who work there but by 5 o clock whoever is planning to come should be there that night.

If you went to Bar 20 every night for three months straight you'the likely have seen every girl who happened to be there at that time.

But to reiterate Barrio La Mojica is where the hottest and cheapest girls are take a cab there on a warm Friday night and report back.

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The Sexpat.

If you're going to spend months or you going to come frequently I'the suggest staying in Ingenio, Ciudad Jardin El Caney, or Valle Del Lilly in the south. As I mentioned several times it's more of a neighborhood like the states wheras the north is more like Manhattan. You get more space for less than you do in the north and you're close to Simon Bolivar Highway. 90% of the girls yiu'lll fuck will be from the east side of Simon Bolivar Highway so it's better to be close but not too close. You'the want to spend some coin on security In case you get drugged unless you're dealing with an expert some girls will get intimidated by having to be buzzed in and out and having security cams on them. Additionally the nearby Malls especially Ciudad Jardin is better to meet and vet the women. There's plenty of good places to eat You can't go wrong at the upstairs food courts at Unicentro and Jardin Plaza malls. Also if you´re an every day Man there´s plenty of massage parlors in the Ingenio neighborhood There´s the aformentioned Saramar and Quindisha Massage parlors and Tangas and the Deluxe Club are not far away but there´s also agencies and hidden casas in the neighborhood that even I didn´t know about some of them advertise on the Telegram app



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[QUOTE=Coupe66;3052847]I was thinking of checking out tinder, never used it before. I'm not into the online scene, so am pretty unaware. Are there any other sites that the locals use more, or is it the best bet? Reckon there's many chicas on there that you can just straight up pay for sex?[/QUOTE]Not online! Well welcome to this century! Unless you have a handful of cash in a giving position, there is not much most men can accomplish these days by walking up to women in an attempt to fuck her, LOL! There are many sites for you to use, just get a good pic on there and don't look like a creep. If the chica say she looking for a partner, relationship look at her age, and if the pics don't match that shit she a ho. Dude my first month in Cali a few years ago at the invitation of my bro TD I must have smashed about 20.

[QUOTE=Coupe66;3052849]I've been in Cali for 3 months and don't think I've been to San Antonio once! I don't really see the point coming to Cali if you're going to hang around in the touristy area, you're also a lot less likely to see / meet hot local women there than in a regular neighborhood, downtown, a shopping mall or Parque del Perro etc. By the way I was Bar La 20 and Son Sonero this afternoon, and they were quite pathetic! Then again, it was just between 4 and 5 pm. Is Bar La 20 much better late at night?[/QUOTE]Having read this again I think your really in the wrong city and your really wasting your time. Bro, no disrespect but you need somebody holding your hand in the game. I personally don't like smashing hardened women at their job where they hate the men, hate the money, hate the boss, hate the other ho's, and on and on, and take it out on you with lousy service. You need to look online to see who needs money to pay the bills and will fuck for it discreetly. I've said too much. The games is to be sold, not told! Go and make me proud!

I didn't know Cucuta has good street action. Being the border with Venezuela, it certainly makes sense. I'm going there for my next trip.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2855199]So I decided to return to Cali mainly to visit a Chica I had met thru a friend of a friend and to also see what else I could find in the streets of El Obrero.

I'm going to steal this format from Jjbee62 since I like the organization.

How I got there:

I flew in from MDE to CLO on Latam for about $45. I then used Indriver from to get from the airport to my hotel for 29 k COP.

Where I Stayed:

Hotel H21 on Calle 21 between cra 11 and cra 12 (across the street from moments short time hotel). I stayed here during my first visit to Cali back in May of 2022 and decided I'd stay there again since they have really good AC and a good location. Price 90 mil for a room with AC or 80 mil for a room with a fan. I really recommend you pay the extra 10 k for the AC. The room has a big arleast 42 inch Samsung HDTV with cable. AC works very well and bathroom is clean but only cold water, no hot water but it's Cali so your not going to want to take a hot shower...[/QUOTE]

Just a note of thanks to Gabacho, BayBoy specifically and a few others o for here information about Cali.

I am right now in the hotel H21. This is exactly the kind of neighborhood that I'm used to in Medellin Center, Bogota Santa Fe, BQA Center and other cities. The prices in h21 seems to have gone up from the time gabacho sent his report. They now charge 110 for an AC room, and 90 or 100 for a room with a fan. They quoted me 130 and I negotiated down.

I'm headed to all the places mentioned in these threads, especially the more affordable ones, such as, cyberworld, La 20, son sonero and others. I am relatively new to mongering but I do have intensely caught up LOL. That basically means I know how to work things. I will report back on my experiences here.

P.S: I speak fluent Spanish, although I was not born in a Spanish-speaking country. So they would recognize that I'm a foreigner.

Hey guys just replying to your comments. I have been here since November, I'm not making it up. I think when I was here in January for the first time I had beginners luck, weather was perfect for a month and was impressed by all the curvy morenas around. Maybe this time I've just got a bit too used to seeing them! Bar Olympus was packed with curvy talent whereas now it's more of a crapshoot. I certainly don't hang around these places if there's nothing I fancy, ie I often just walk into Bar La 20 and scan the place, use the restroom and leave!

I'm in my 50 so not obsessed with getting laid every night, maybe I've got a bit bored with being here and my health hasn't been as good as last time. I do like Cali but daytime it can be a bit hot for mongering, so I'll definitely be going somewhere cooler before going back to Europe.

Of course I'm online, I just don't bother with dating apps. I speak good Spanish and am a chatty guy. I met a few women I quite liked in the stores / cafe's where they worked etc but never seems to go anywhere, because they're looking for proper relationships which I'm not really. Then again I'm not the type to just ask some chica I've just met if she'd like some cash for sex!

So I will check out Tinder. You say I should put a good picture on there but so do the women of course. You can obviously tell a lot more from somebody's looks, how they behave, their personality etc in person than from a few photos. Plus if a woman's beautiful in photos but a really nasty piece of work I wouldn't even want to get with her for money!

One thing I don't really get though, people talking about hitting up chicas in shopping malls. Well I've been to all those ones you mentioned and I don't think I've ever seen a gringo hitting on a local woman in a food court! I would have thought that would be almost as embarrassing in front of all the gazing Colombian people's eyes as straight up asking one if they want to screw you for money?

I was in bar La 20 yesterday.

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[QUOTE=Coupe66;3053376]Hey guys just replying to your comments. I have been here since November, I'm not making it up. I think when I was here in January for the first time I had beginners luck, weather was perfect for a month and was impressed by all the curvy morenas around. Maybe this time I've just got a bit too used to seeing them! Bar Olympus was packed with curvy talent whereas now it's more of a crapshoot. I certainly don't hang around these places if there's nothing I fancy, ie I often just walk into Bar La 20 and scan the place, use the restroom and leave!

I'm in my 50 so not obsessed with getting laid every night, maybe I've got a bit bored with being here and my health hasn't been as good as last time. I do like Cali but daytime it can be a bit hot for mongering, so I'll definitely be going somewhere cooler before going back to Europe.

Of course I'm online, I just don't bother with dating apps. I speak good Spanish and am a chatty guy. I met a few women I quite liked in the stores / cafe's where they worked etc but never seems to go anywhere, because they're looking for proper relationships which I'm not really. Then again I'm not the type to just ask some chica I've just met if she'd like some cash for sex![/QUOTE][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was edited or deleted because it was an attempt by the author to encourage members to [u]CONTACT HIM on ANOTHER WEBSITE[/u]. In the future, please refrain from posting requests for forum members to contact you on another website. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

[QUOTE=GenuineOpti;3053341]Just a note of thanks to Gabacho, BayBoy specifically and a few others o for here information about Cali.

I am right now in the hotel H21. This is exactly the kind of neighborhood that I'm used to in Medellin Center, Bogota Santa Fe, BQA Center and other cities. The prices in h21 seems to have gone up from the time gabacho sent his report. They now charge 110 for an AC room, and 90 or 100 for a room with a fan. They quoted me 130 and I negotiated down.

I'm headed to all the places mentioned in these threads, especially the more affordable ones, such as, cyberworld, La 20, son sonero and others. I am relatively new to mongering but I do have intensely caught up LOL. That basically means I know how to work things. I will report back on my experiences here.

P.S: I speak fluent Spanish, although I was not born in a Spanish-speaking country. So they would recognize that I'm a foreigner.[/QUOTE]Well its nice to know that somebody reads my posts. I don't have much to add to what has already been mentioned. The places I go: Bar La 20, Son Sonero, Cyber World, Plaza Caicedo.

But there is one place I go alot. Las Cascadas casa. Calle 9, 10-139. Prices 70-80 K. 10-15 chicas, depending on the ratings they have. Some not too bad looking. I go in the afternoon.

That brings up the sweet spot where the barrios of Grenada and San Antonio Converge.

In this area.

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Right along the Rio de Cali you have interesting restaurants in San Antonio, Cheaper fare around Avenida 1 Norte interesting sights to see near the Mueseums The weekend street Rumba parties to try to pick up civilians and tap into culture close to the malls the security of being in the nice side of town near a multitude of casas of varying price and quality from High end in Grenada to budget like Cyberworld and the infamous Bar 20 and San Senaro and street action if you want that. Not even that far but not walking distance to Olympus in Alameda.

Again I'the say the southern sweet spot is in Barrio Ingenio on Calle 16 near the park again possible civilian pick up oppertunities more at nearby Jardin Plaza Mall litterally steps away from the top massage places and high end strip clubs even better security more room as in bigger Airbnb's for cheaper than in the north especially if you want hot water and A / see Probably almost the same amount of high end casas in the south if you do your research and know where to look.

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