Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1269006]Not all of us are trying to act out the plot of porn movies.[/QUOTE]Whether you like it or not, the true situation of being in a massage parlor is closer to that of a Gonzo porn movie than anything else. And if you honestly acknowledge the reality of this situation, then you behaving like a porn stud with your pretty massage lady is not acting at all. It's the most sincere behavior you can have.Acting and pretending is when you are looking for a GFE experience with your pretty massage lady and expect her to play along with this role.And it's true that not every massage lady can fuck with you like a true porn star. Massage ladies are in a situation like that of a porn star, but their sexual abilities might be less than that of a true porn star. Some massage ladies, though, specialize in fucking like porn stars. This is the kind of experience they want to provide for their fucking guys, and they have sexual abilities to do so.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1268987]Have you even looked at the reviews? Read a little bit on the Forum? Shit, typing AKANE in the search Button and you would know that most experiences at Akane are Sans-Condom.It's good sometimes to read the reports as there are a lot of info here, Especially which girls would insist on Condom.I should not even say this but even FS is available at Akane if you play your cards right[/QUOTE]I did this, but there are no information if the girls insists on condoms or not. But now I know. Thanks. If you know which girl does it with condom, I would be happy if you give me their names.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1269012]Just was trying to Rant hehehe, the Threads on this Forum are the Dumbest and so confusing for newbies or for people to post. Only someone not having been to BKK could create something like that. I am under the impression it is the work of a few crybabies. I guess only Jackson and Giotto are aware of who is really responsible for this mess[/QUOTE]Looks like you haven't gotten laid yet.

Slim

If I'm having BJ I like to CIM. Who doesn't! And after I've made my deposit I frankly don't care what happens to it. However, for me, it completely kills the moment when the girl legs it to the bathroom to rinse and gargle! I would never expect, or ask, a working girl to swallow. The girlfriend gets at honor, hahaha. But all they need is a tissue to hand and they can spit it out with a lot less drama, and when the moment is right deal with the oral hygiene. So these days I make it clear to the girl offering CIM that I want her to use a tissue when I've finished and my moment of bliss can be enjoyed to the full.

[QUOTE=Nvslim; 1269336]Looks like you haven't gotten laid yet.Slim[/QUOTE]LOL....I guess life can be tough in the land where women have hairy armpits:)Anyone tried an place called Pink Panther? Seems quite new but had a quite decent oily there the other day. Nice rooms, a bit larger and better appointed than the usual Soi 24 joint. Big flat screen tv's in the rooms. Picked a sweet, relative newbie called Nee, who gave a fair massage on top of the usual fare. Has an all inclusive price of 2500 for 2 hours.

[QUOTE=GoodToBeBad;1269347]If I'm having BJ I like to CIM. Who doesn't! And after I've made my deposit I frankly don't care what happens to it. However, for me, it completely kills the moment when the girl legs it to the bathroom to rinse and gargle! I would never expect, or ask, a working girl to swallow. The girlfriend gets at honor, hahaha. But all they need is a tissue to hand and they can spit it out with a lot less drama, and when the moment is right deal with the oral hygiene. So these days I make it clear to the girl offering CIM that I want her to use a tissue when I've finished and my moment of bliss can be enjoyed to the full.[/QUOTE]Little to do with this thread but you're completely contradicting yourself. You wrote after you make your deposit you don't care what happens to it so why do you care if she sprints to the CR (Filipina term) or gargles with it? I take your CIM and tissue spitting and raise you a COF where the moment of bliss is much more enjoyable.

I've been to Poseidon and Copacabana several times, and have had a decent experiences about 50% the times. So wanted to check with if anyone on the forum can suggest any ways to improve the satisfaction hit ratio. I've tried asking the pimps at these places and not only are they clueless, but are not even motivated by the incentive of a tip. I once tipped one of those guys at Poseidon (his name was Anucha) THB500 after I'd a mind blowing experience with a full-figured, bashful, honry thing in her mid-twenties (brings me wood thinking about it). I come back the next day and the guy sets me up with a complete dud. I've also tried reading the reviews, but given the number of girls in these big places and the turnover, I haven't had a lot of luck using recommendations on the forum. So. Does anyone have any thoughts on how one can try to find the poon of your dreams at these places?

Hey guys, Thanks for all the informative posts. Great resource.I'm in Bangkok for a few months. Hoping to get some info. Does all massage place offer handjob only? Is there any with good looking girls that you would recommend? How much is it for HJ and massage?

Hey guys.Thanks for all the post. Great info.I'm visiting Bangkok for a few months. Was wonder if all the massage parlor offer handjob only? How much would it be? Since I just ant HJ and not FS, look is probably more important than skill. Any recommendation for one with good looking girls?

[QUOTE=Run Mann;1269512]Little to do with this thread but you're completely contradicting yourself. You wrote after you make your deposit you don't care what happens to it so why do you care if she sprints to the CR (Filipina term) or gargles with it? I take your CIM and tissue spitting and raise you a COF where the moment of bliss is much more enjoyable.[/QUOTE]Each to their own. Enjoy your COF but I'm sticking to CIM.I can see where you might think I contradicted myself, however, my point is more the quick exit of the girl and not what she's doing with the deposit, hahaha. I don't care what she does with it, but I do care if she legs it to the "CR"!

[QUOTE=Jayf1970;1269552]So wanted to check with if anyone on the forum can suggest any ways to improve the satisfaction hit ratio.[/QUOTE]At the larger Soapies, the turnover is high, and it's very hit and miss. Many folks claim the papasan gives good recommendation but in my experience, unless you're a regular and speak the language, even a 500 tip doesn't work.

That's one reason why the oilies are so popular. They're smaller, less selection but service is usually 'guaranteed'. YMMV

[QUOTE=Jayf1970;1269552]I once tipped one of those guys at Poseidon (his name was Anucha) THB500 after I'd a mind blowing experience with a full-figured, bashful, honry thing in her mid-twenties (brings me wood thinking about it). I come back the next day and the guy sets me up with a complete dud.[/QUOTE]Next time, try instead to tip the girl with 500 baths. When you come back (if it's not a year later) , you will be known as "the nice guy who tipped 500 baths last time" and the girls will be eager to please. It does not guarantee anything but that is more productive than tipping the papasan.Another tip is to go for girls who really want to go with you. Again it doesn't guarantee anything (maybe they are going home tomorrow and need the cash, so they fake the interest) but often it helps.And Poseidon sucks anyhow.

[QUOTE=Alyst; 1269772]Hey guys.Thanks for all the post. Great info.I'm visiting Bangkok for a few months. Was wonder if all the massage parlor offer handjob only? How much would it be? Since I just ant HJ and not FS, look is probably more important than skill. Any recommendation for one with good looking girls?[/QUOTE]I don't think there are any massage parlors in Bangkok that offer a hand-job only. They offer a lot more than this. But it's up to you to ask the lady for the extras that you want with her, once you are in the massage room.It's just that the lady is going to be disappointed a lot with you, if all you ask for is a hand-job and pay her little money accordingly. Because the lady could be making a lot more money with some other guy, instead of wasting her time with you.If you don't want to disappoint the lady, then pay her as though it's full service, even if all you want from her is a hand-job.

[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1270044]I don't think there are any massage parlors in Bangkok that offer a hand-job only. They offer a lot more than this. But it's up to you to ask the lady for the extras that you want with her, once you are in the massage room.It's just that the lady is going to be disappointed a lot with you, if all you ask for is a hand-job and pay her little money accordingly. Because the lady could be making a lot more money with some other guy, instead of wasting her time with you.If you don't want to disappoint the lady, then pay her as though it's full service, even if all you want from her is a hand-job.[/QUOTE]Oh, come on, man; what you're saying might be true at full service shops like Annies and Tulip, but there are litterally thousands of small hole in the wall shops everywhere offering basic oil masssage for 300 or so baht / hour. Most of these shops employ girls who will be glad to give the guy hand relief for a 200 - 500 baht tip.If the girl doesn't waggle his dong and ask if he wants more, he just needs to ask for it and chances are he'll get satisfaction. There is absolutely no need to pay a 1500 baht tip for a hand job as you suggest.

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1270054]Oh, come on, man; what you're saying might be true at full service shops like Annies and Tulip, but there are litterally thousands of small hole in the wall shops everywhere offering basic oil masssage for 300 or so baht / hour. Most of these shops employ girls who will be glad to give the guy hand relief for a 200. 500 baht tip.If the girl doesn't waggle his dong and ask if he wants more, he just needs to ask for it and chances are he'll get satisfaction. There is absolutely no need to pay a 1500 baht tip for a hand job as you suggest.[/QUOTE]Its normal for girls around the lower Sukhumvit area to ask for 1000 baht for a HJ. This is because its full of tourists who know no better and 8 times out of 10 the tourist will pay 1000 baht tip for a quick HJ.All you have to do with all of these places is, if you do not speak Thai, just show the girl 5 fingers (indicating 500) when you starts touching your dick and asking if you want more.She may reply with 1 finger (not the middle) , indicating 1000, you reply with 500.Be prepared to say no if she keeps asking for 1000. Its a game of who gives in first. At the end of the day she would rather have 500 than nothing at all. So they will always end up accepting 500 for a HJ.If you move away from Sukhumvit then the tip for HJ falls down, to 300 and even 200 baht.