Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=LitmusSmut;2766846]Hello ISG Admin.

Can I put in a request to change the name of the board from "Medellin Reports" to "Medellin Opinions". It is pedantic, but accurate.

My first post was on 9/01/2021, #48892, some 692 pages ago. While this board has provided some valuable information and I would like to see it stay around, however, the change in the board title would reflect what is actually going on here. The following is my reasoning:

Statistical Percentage Values.

1% Reports (of various quality, and yet an inflated value).

2% Questions.

2% Replies to questions (including 20% of those being snarky RTFF remarks, which is an absolutely insane reply because of the time spent typing the snark could have answered the question, and then later the replier becomes part of the 95% mentioned below).

95% Opinions, arguments (less manly ribbing and seemingly becoming more and more personal), throw away "Yaas Queen!" remarks, waxing philosophical about what a "10" is, waxing philosophical about what the dollar value of pussy is, waxing philosophical about economics (always supply and demand. Basic 101 stuff), complaining about disruptions in the market due to newbies and weekend warriors.

This is what 1-year of data looks like:

Date Range: 9/1/21 - 11/30/22 = 456 days.

Number of Posts during that range: 59270 - 48892 = 10,378 post.

Pages Generated Per Day: 692/456 = 1. 5 pages per day.

Post Frequency: 10378/456 = 22 posts per day.

Report Frequency: 22*1% = 1 report post 5 per day.

Frequency of a Report: 5/1. 5 = Once every 3. 333 days.

Conclusion: Talk about a bunch of noise and static to find a scrap of value.

And. If the people complaining about Medellin becoming more popular and more expensive, then look the culprit is the frequency of posts and the volume everyone shouts out about how great Medellin is. Yes, the ISG page is probably just a drop in the bucket compared to YouTube -- and dummy YouTubers who are not even making making money from their street videos, just raising lust and awareness -- but the over-communication on the "Reports" forum certainly doesn't help when a YouTuber converts to ISG and sees a literal jerk circle. That convert is going to want whip his junk out and start beating it like mad, too.

Looking forward to the title change so I can at least manage expectations.

Thanks and regards.

LS.[/QUOTE]Interesting opinion.

[QUOTE=DonCarlos1234;2767015]Cruised El Centro around 4 pm. Saw a good knife fight involving maybe 6 girls. A large knife and a baby being tossed around. Go figure. Lots of blood. Lots of police response. Right next to me. We left.

[/QUOTE]Good story, bro. But, since you were in Medellin yesterday, tell the forum what was going on late last night, citywide. I'm sure the forum will find it interesting from a cultural perspective. Totally confounded me.

[QUOTE=KeyWestSean;2766872]I'm fairly resourceful but considering all of the extra attention around safety lately I'll defer to the pros. I'm looking to have a threesome with full lesbo action. What will be the safest and pain free way to do this? I'd be curious on your experiences with this too as well a pricing. Any reliable casas near Estadio?

I'm open to PMs. I'll be in the city soon and for awhile so if anyone wants to link up let me know.[/QUOTE]Go to a casa like New Life and ask the woman in charge if any of the girls are lesbos.

[QUOTE=Kbdb2488;2767000]Posted this over in the Tijuana forum, thought I would post it here too. I have done extensive research on both by reading the F'ing forums, but hoping for current opinions if you feel up to it.

For those who have been to both Tijuana and Medellin, would you provide a quick pros and cons of each, things you preferred over the other. For context I am new to the hobby with a few CR trips under my belt, looking to explore more. Thanks for any input.[/QUOTE]Tijuana is only really worth it if you live off the west coast and can make the drive there. If you have to fly it's really no reason not to go to Colombia. Better women cheaper prices more things to do. You will have fun at both but I will easily take Medellin over Tijuana.

[QUOTE=CkNice11;2767078]Tijuana is only really worth it if you live off the west coast and can make the drive there. If you have to fly it's really no reason not to go to Colombia. Better women cheaper prices more things to do. You will have fun at both but I will easily take Medellin over Tijuana.[/QUOTE]Medellin is clearly superior over Tijuana. More attractive women, better performance, cheaper price. The only issue would be that Tijuana is much closer if you live on the West Coast and it is a much longer flight to Colombia. That is a factor but if you are willing to make the flight to Medellin, it is an easy choice.

[QUOTE=Medclubber;2766787]Hehe most here won't understand, most here seem to be cheap centro rats that screw some random ugly chick for a couple of dollars and claim that it's the same quality as in La Isla "just cheaper dress and make-up" LOL. Quality comes at a price. BTW I wouldn't even say the *average* quality in La Isla is that high, there are indeed definitely chicks there you could find at a centro bar. But quite often there are also some real hotties. The problem indeed is, like you said, the real hotties are also of course the busiest, quite often there's a group of high spenders making their area literally rain with money so they're difficult to catch. If you managed to take one of those home, that's awesome.[/QUOTE]Quit playing, we all know you are paying 350 k for 5/10 chicas.

I'd love to talk shop, swap stories and buy you a few drinks. Inbox me.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2766971]When and where? In all my years a Colombian chick has never walked up to me and smiled and said a damn thing. All the chicks that I have met that are not hookers, I have approached them and started talking.[/QUOTE]Where?

[QUOTE][B]In any bar[/B], if you're drinking, you are a potential target. Watch for red flags. Colombian women aren't aggressive. They'll walk up to you and smile, maybe say Hello.[/QUOTE]When?

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In any bar, [B]if you're drinking[/B], you are a potential target. Watch for red flags. Colombian women aren't aggressive. They'll walk up to you and smile, maybe say Hello.[/QUOTE]Can't do much about women not wanting to smile at you. They smile at me all the time.

The OP specifically mentioned Facebook and Gusto. My response was about Facebook and Gusto (weird how that works). However, I've encountered working girls in several bars (and had them move closer and smile at me. 1 even said "Hello, so it would be irresponsible to suggest that someone is going to be 100% safe from getting drugged and robbed elsewhere.

To make sure you understand, this is all about women who are hookers. Hookers will often do something to get the attention of a potential customer. Along Veracruz some will cluck their tongue, many will smile and a few will try to touch you. Around Parque Lleras they'll often initiate conversation with you. In Gusto they walk around, make eye contact and smile, and if you show interest they'll approach. That's fairly normal Colombian hooker behavior. As some people know it's different from DR hooker behavior. It's probably somewhat different from Thai hooker behavior too. However, the chance of entering a bar in Medellin and encountering several Thai hookers is less than 50-50. By my estimate.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2766971]When and where? In all my years a Colombian chick has never walked up to me and smiled and said a damn thing.[/QUOTE]I got to report a strange story from yesterday. I was working in my room in nutibara when in walks this girl / women. I had left the door open to allow some air to cirucalte. She says sry, wrong room. Then she does a dbl take and introduces herself. She is from Cali and here staying w a friend and friends husband. Then after a couple of minutes chit chat she asks if I would like to fuck. I said ok cool. She was oversize for me, but cute face and I went along for the crazy adventure. This morning I saw her at bkfst w her husnand. Haha. So, never say never!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2766973]I did seeing that I was one of the nuke officers aboard SSN-673. But that is not causing me to dissect and analyze hypotheticals for realism, possibility, and probability.

If someone said fuck marry or kill, I am not going to come up with reasons that I would never be able to meet Rihanna and if by really slim chance I did, then she would never want to marry me anyway. Know your audience.[/QUOTE]Which div?

Nuke officer? Really? Then you didn't play a lot of thinking games, or stay submerged for 75-80 day stretches. Just the difference between officer and enlisted (and the difference between SSN and SSBN).

We had some good officers and we had some who were best suited for the TDU. You could always spot the ones who didn't have to pass the HGR interview process. Walking TDU weights, every one.

Put your khaki thinking hat on for a second. If you have the attention span, the discussion started with someone asking about the correlation between tattoos and women who are criminals targeting gringos. The person who came up with the hypothetical in question has made claims about tattoos, women, men, sexual experience and promiscuity. He created a ridiculous scenario to "prove" his allegations. Still following along?

I'm old enough to remember when any woman with a tattoo was definitely a bad girl. I'm also aware that all that changed 30 years ago or more. Now the kindergarten teacher at a Baptist school probably has a tattoo. Unless you're still living in 1993, you can't assume that a visible tattoo means a woman is a prostitute, **** or criminal. And whether or not she has tattoos, or how many, has no bearing on whether or not she will fuck you. Without question, the number of tattoos is not as important as whether or not she's interested in you (if she's not a hooker).

"Fuck, Marry, Kill" is a kids game. Why are you playing it? Surely you're old enough to realize that it's just "Fuck or Pass. " Telling people who you'd like to fuck is a harmless pastime. Telling people that if a girl has tattoos she's ready to fuck you is not only ridiculous, it's potentially dangerous if anyone is gullible enough to believe such garbage.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;2767066]Good story, bro. But, since you were in Medellin yesterday, tell the forum what was going on late last night, citywide. I'm sure the forum will find it interesting from a cultural perspective. Totally confounded me.[/QUOTE]I wasn't in Medellin last night and I can tell you. Fireworks. Everywhere. Until probably 3 am. Happens every year on the night of November 30. It's the kickoff to the Christmas season.

And today, 1 million Colombians are looking for their dogs that freaked out and ran away.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;2767066]G...tell the forum what was going on late last night, citywide....[/QUOTE]Mucha polvora all night long. It broke my streak. The chica was too scare to come out. LOL.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2767114]I got to report a strange story from yesterday. I was working in my room in nutibara when in walks this girl / women. I had left the door open to allow some air to cirucalte. She says sry, wrong room. Then she does a dbl take and introduces herself. She is from Cali and here staying w a friend and friends husband. Then after a couple of minutes chit chat she asks if I would like to fuck. I said ok cool. She was oversize for me, but cute face and I went along for the crazy adventure. This morning I saw her at bkfst w her husnand. Haha. So, never say never![/QUOTE]That is a good one!

[QUOTE=Nounce;2767128]Mucha polvora all night long....The chica was too scare to come out. LOL.[/QUOTE]She must be a good. Hehe.

[QUOTE=LitmusSmut;2766846]Hello ISG Admin.

Can I put in a request to change the name of the board from "Medellin Reports" to "Medellin Opinions". It is pedantic, but accurate.

My first post was on 9/01/2021, #48892, some 692 pages ago. While this board has provided some valuable information and I would like to see it stay around, however, the change in the board title would reflect what is actually going on here. The following is my reasoning:

Statistical Percentage Values.

1% Reports (of various quality, and yet an inflated value).

2% Questions.

2% Replies to questions (including 20% of those being snarky RTFF remarks, which is an absolutely insane reply because of the time spent typing the snark could have answered the question, and then later the replier becomes part of the 95% mentioned below).

95% Opinions, arguments (less manly ribbing and seemingly becoming more and more personal), throw away "Yaas Queen!" remarks, waxing philosophical about what a "10" is, waxing philosophical about what the dollar value of pussy is, waxing philosophical about economics (always supply and demand. Basic 101 stuff), complaining about disruptions in the market due to newbies and weekend warriors.

This is what 1-year of data looks like:

Date Range: 9/1/21 - 11/30/22 = 456 days.

Number of Posts during that range: 59270 - 48892 = 10,378 post.

Pages Generated Per Day: 692/456 = 1. 5 pages per day.

Post Frequency: 10378/456 = 22 posts per day.

Report Frequency: 22*1% = 1 report post 5 per day.

Frequency of a Report: 5/1. 5 = Once every 3. 333 days.

Conclusion: Talk about a bunch of noise and static to find a scrap of value.

And. If the people complaining about Medellin becoming more popular and more expensive, then look the culprit is the frequency of posts and the volume everyone shouts out about how great Medellin is. Yes, the ISG page is probably just a drop in the bucket compared to YouTube -- and dummy YouTubers who are not even making making money from their street videos, just raising lust and awareness -- but the over-communication on the "Reports" forum certainly doesn't help when a YouTuber converts to ISG and sees a literal jerk circle. That convert is going to want whip his junk out and start beating it like mad, too.

Looking forward to the title change so I can at least manage expectations.

Thanks and regards.

LS.[/QUOTE]I concur. Makes good sense unless your snarky LOL.