Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Chris42; 1275186]Advice: There are better clubs in Bangkok (as I later found out) , but if this is your first visit to Bangkok, then CP2 is a good choice. It's easy to get to, fairly relaxed, seems foreigner-friendly. Soapy is interesting to try once, but I don't think I'll do it again. I have done threesomes before. If you and the ladies do not have a language in common, threesomes are generally a bad idea, as the ladies will be talking, giggling and you feel odd and left out. If you are expecting a real threesome. With lesbo action. You'll almost never likely to get it in any parlors as the ladies (even if they are bi) are work colleagues and competitors and cannot suddenly switch to eat each other's pussies. Instead, pick two ladies who have some chemistry (in a fish bowl, are they sitting next to each other or talking to each other?) so that they work well as a tag team. That's the best you can expect.

See the next post for the rest of my day at parlors on Ratchadaphisek.[/QUOTE]I'm not going to Quote the whole damn review. But GREAT JOB! Some Newbie mistakes that could have been avoided but hey, we've all been there.

I loved the way you wrote your review and I can tell you had a lot of fun doing so. Very detailed and I felt like I was there tagging along with you in the room (shit did that sound creepy?)

WELL DONE

[QUOTE=Chris42;1275188]First, a general observation about all of these forums. Most of the posts are by locals or experienced visitors who are looking for bargains or at least the best value for money. Sometimes, there is so much discussion about touts and scams that the first timer could be badly scared. That was my attitude toward taxis in Bangkok, so I had done extensive research on public transport in Bangkok and had maps of BTS, MRT, bus system etc. As a first timer in any mongering location, you do need to be aware of scams and touts, but you also need to be aware of the time value of money. You cannot be looking for the best bargains and in the process wasting a lot of time looking for some hard to find place.[/QUOTE]Just to clarify, some of us actually earn quite a Good living here and are not Worried about a few thousand Baht. That being said, Many foreigners living and working here don't make a lot of money so it's normal for them to try and maximize their Baht.

[QUOTE=Margaya;1256220]My friend had an outstanding session with her. She is nice looking and simply perfect in the sack. They pronounce her name somewhat differently so be careful.[/QUOTE]I spent several minutes practising saying her name in different ways, and finally managed to make the booking. In the room I asked her how she pronounced her name.

It is pronounced 'Bonus'.

Rather like the English word 'bonus'.

Had a nice session with lady below.

Feeling in an exploratory mood, I asked on the phone if any of the ladies did anal. I was told that all the ladies at SW did anal. At the shop I asked the mamasan if Bonus did anal, and mamasan said 'Yes, she does everything'.

Walking up the stairs behind her, admiring her ass, I was thinking that she is a bit on the young petite scale for A, but who knows?

She does not do anal, not even a finger. Didn't make much difference to me, and I didn't push it, as it were.

For what it's worth, I think she is very busy, and very young, so more submissive than active, but still a very pleasant experience (and a lovely figure).

Well done Chris42! Very good report indeed.

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1275404]I spent several minutes practising saying her name in different ways, and finally managed to make the booking. In the room I asked her how she pronounced her name.It is pronounced 'Bonus'.Rather like the English word 'bonus'.[/QUOTE]Most Thais will pronounce it as "bow-nut" since its not possible for Thai words to have S sound at the end.From the dictionary:[size=+1]boo-​nát โบนัส[/size] means "bonus". A perfectly good Thai word borrowed from English but pronounced a little differently.

[QUOTE=Chris42;1275200]First, I decided to hit CP2, which seems to be spelled Chao Phaya 2, Chao Phraya 2 and even Chao Phyra 2 in different places. I had seen some good reports about the place and excellent directions to get there, so that was the first on my list.[/QUOTE]Great report. I have been to CP2 many times in the past. It used to be my favourite, but now is some what in decline with the Ancient Thai massage section dominating. In the past, I have even found that girls of moderately good character (relatively) worked there and picked up a couple of past girl friends there. I still am in contact with 2 girls that used to work there a long time back.I agree that ist a good place for a newbie as no rip-offs. I wouldn't recommend 2 girls since they probably don't have lesbian experience of a real kind. For a two girl experience, I recommend picking two very hot performers from the lesbian show at Suzi Wong or Sheba in (Soi Cowboy) , making sure that they like each other a lot first. This never fails to result in a fab experience for me. Normal girls are usually inhibited by presence of another girl, but not so the regular lesbian act performers.At CP2, I found the best way to take two girls was simply to do each one in separate sessions, one after the other.Annies may have some girls that are very uninhibited while working togther.I agree absolutely that many of us have limited time for research and need to go for a reliable place/girl even if its not the absolute cheapest bargain in town. Stunning girls don't have time to fuck for bargain basement prices too, unless they are very naive about their money pulling power, or unless are only semi-pro in attitude in that the money isn't important. Very few stunning girls exist in MPs at the rock bottom cheapest price, unless there is something major wrong with them, e.g. severe stretch marks, rather old, bad teeth, etc.I don't waste my fucking very plain girls any more. Life is too short. Its not just a pussy hole, that makes the experience for me. Its a combination of great looks, great body, and great performance. Finding those qualities and at rock bottom prices is like looking for a needle in a haystack. However pay just a little more and you can find great lookers without huge time investments.Having said that, CP2 is defintely not a pricey place. Consequently very few real stunners left.I appreciate also that many persons have somewhat unlimited time to look for the best bargains.I don't use paper maps any more, but Google Maps on the smart phone with GPS is almost a must for the newbie. I use BTS and MRT as much as possible since taxis are too slow.

[QUOTE=Chris42;1275188]In bed, she was more of a kisser and cuddler rather than someone who wanted to have sex and be over with. She was quite passive and there were no sexual sparks, but she would oblige whatever I asked (except she would not do BBBJ). When I went down on her, she seemed surprised and had a pretty violent orgasm, after which she kissed me over and over and over again. She then got on top, and contrary to her rather passive behavior thus far, started riding me vigorously and I came quite quickly.[/QUOTE]Its not unusual that many of these girls are not very experienced, and not used to a guy giving DATY and actually looking after her enjoyment too. Some guys on the forum are used to hardened pros who never enjoy it, or are not totally truthful about the subject.You are lucky you got good performer in the end. Nataree also has plenty of dud girls. However the advantage of newbie girls is that they are not experienced at acting too.Lack of BBBJ is probably due to girl being scared of guys wanting to CIM, or sometimes girls just think that dick is unclean.

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1275039]No, no contact details, but seems to be registered.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.cherrymassagebkk.com/[/url]Please look again. There are phone and email contact details on the temporary webpage.

[QUOTE=KnightTrader; 1275754][url]Http://www.cherrymassagebkk.com/[/url]

Please look again. There are phone and email contact details on the temporary webpage.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Looks good. Was not googleable, though.

[QUOTE=KnightTrader; 1275754][url]Http://www.cherrymassagebkk.com/[/url]

Please look again. There are phone and email contact details on the temporary webpage.[/QUOTE]They surely did not pick the 2 most beautiful girls to promote their business.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1276012]They surely did not pick the 2 most beautiful girls to promote their business.[/QUOTE]Maybe they are beginning a trend toward truth-in-advertising? Sure, sure. Anyway, maybe not everyone's dream girls, but certainly look do-able, right?

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1276012]They surely did not pick the 2 most beautiful girls to promote their business.[/QUOTE]Come now, do you want a porn star or a stunner? You know very well its extremely difficult to get both. Honesty is better. Similarly Tulip, Mango, SW do not have lots of stunning girls. Maybe just one or two cutish, like Cat (Mango). Cherry massage is just opening. They don't need a lot of criticism while in the building up mode. The place still is under construction. The previous massage joint was poorly setup, so significant changes are being made.

Hi, though I used to read articles on this forum, however got registered today.I just did booking on email at Cherry Massage as I will be visiting BKK on 15tg.Quick response, suppose Cherry is replying from IPhone.They seems to gave 8 ladies now, including Ice, which I suppose was with Victoria earlier, they are offering 20% discount as promotion.Sad part Cherry has stopped giving massage.

Hi guys,I am a frequent reader on this forum, posting for the first time.I have just done booking at Cherry massage for trip to BKK in this month.It was quick, Cherry seems to be reverting from I phone.This month they are running promo of 20% discount.All together they have 8 girls, including Ice, I Suppose Ice was in Victoria.Any reviews on Ice? I asked for Cherry, but she us not available for massage.