Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=GaijinGigolo;2975284]Totally agree. If one is worried about a little air pollution they didn't do their research and has no business being in Bangkok. Some people just refuse to be happy.[/QUOTE]Just relocated permenantly to Bangkok and have the same concerns so I installed the IQAir app on my phone to monitor the air quality in real time throughout Bangkok (and the rest of the world). I also bought an Ikea PM2. 5 sensor and HEPA air filter that set me back about $100 USD total. I now have PM2. 5 in my Airbnb at around 5 ("safe" is 9 or less) while its 45 (unhealthy) outside. I bought some 3 M and-95 masks for when I go out that filter 95% of the PM2. 5 so I'm good to go and enjoying Pussy Paradise. Its cheap and amazing here so don't let a little smog get in the way of your fun when there are plenty of workarounds.

[QUOTE=LecheAlot;2975901]I read something about this on another site. They said you can get a hot, young sideline girl for 5000 a month.[/QUOTE]Maybe they meant per day?

[QUOTE=Llantarnam;2976006]Maybe they meant per day?[/QUOTE]This is copy pasta from their site; Not sure if I'm allowed to link it or even mention it.

Sideline girls are like Giks (mistress) with the difference that you pay them a fixed amount per month and can call them whenever you feel like.

Prices: Negotiable and depending on the girl from 3,000 to 5,000 Baht a month.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2975757] bad breath.[/QUOTE]I used to bang a girl in AC who was an 11/10 physically but her breath could knock you down from 100 yards away.

She also came in my room once and immediately said 'I need poopoo', then dropped her pants and took a shit.

Before I had a chance to object.

Made myself LOL writing that.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;2974746]I'm similar, but yikes. I'm too spoiled to enjoy unheated showers at night and did not know about that.[/QUOTE]The lady claimed to take a shower later back at the club. Yikes. So yeah it is rather basic. LT increased from 6 k to 7 k until 8 am instead of 6 am. So not economically for me. But that girl was a 8 or 9 in my book. Glad I did it. Return? May e but surely better in a group.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2975080]Great report Fernando. Did you happen to notice all the girls sitting along the back corridor and the ones at the far end? They normally have about 200 total. 5000 Baht is not a lot to spend for the time you were there. Of course if you go into a go go, buy three lady drinks and then bar fine it will be cheaper. However here you spent more time and that same time and drinking action at a go go bar in Bangkok would cost more.

About local talent. Thursday I tried a local haunt near my home for the first time. Small Karaoke bar. I was the only customer for the night. I ended up drinking with 6 out of the 10 ladies working there. I stayed for about 4 hours and drank and ate and bought shots and played drinking games with 100 baht notes. Had a blast. Bill was 10,000 baht. I didn't take a girl form there because by the time I got around to thinking about it, it was time to meet my regular at T-Ded.

Off I went. Arrived there just about 2 AM. How is this Fernando? I sat down with her, ordered a Heineken, talked for 5 minutes? Paid the 310 baht total bill for the beer and 1 hour sit down with the girl, and the 2500 baht total for ST including the room and left. Full GFE and consensual BBFS CIP unlike what I just read about in a report from Thermae . Love T-Ded 99![/QUOTE]Yes, I picked up my girl actually at the very end of the back room near the toilet. Thanks confirming that you can just go in, have a drink (my beer was 170 BTW), pay the 1 hour sit down and go for the NY Hotel. Will try that. They have nice girls. Mine was great and I would have loved to repeat but to mercenary.

[QUOTE=LecheAlot;2975901]I read something about this on another site. They said you can get a hot, young sideline girl for 5000 a month.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Llantarnam;2976006]Maybe they meant per day?[/QUOTE]I know this is the Bangkok thread, and I live out in the Isaan sticks, but 20,000 per month will *easily* get you a screaming hot full time live in girlfriend / maid / cook and yeah, you get the picture. True, there will be other complications that come with that, but if you wanted to cheap Charlie it you could probably get it to down around the 10 k mark without too much trouble.

That's hardcore expat math though. For a full time girlfriend on a two week tourist vacation in Bangkok, 5000 per day sounds a little closer to the mark.

Love me some perky DDs anytime! Bring your A+ game. I did it with just 2 Coke Zeros. Got to keep up my girlish waistline.

I tried Thermae Cafe in my June trip last year. I would like to try out the other 2 in my upcoming trip. How's the quality comparisons among these 3 sources for freelancers?

[QUOTE=LecheAlot;2976013]This is copy pasta from their site; Not sure if I'm allowed to link it or even mention it.

Sideline girls are like Giks (mistress) with the difference that you pay them a fixed amount per month and can call them whenever you feel like.

Prices: Negotiable and depending on the girl from 3,000 to 5,000 Baht a month.[/QUOTE]Forget that. That's just some confused guy talking nonsense.

Sideline girls are not like giks + monthly pay. Our tourist-equivalent of dek sideline would be thaifriendly freelancers. With the prices for short-time / long-time in Bangkok being around 3,000-5,000, it's obvious the above quoted monthly price is nonsense too. Or try suggesting to some TF-girl that you will pay her 5000 once, and then you'll just ring her up whenever you want a free fuck for the next 30 days. See what she thinks for a quick reality check.

[QUOTE=FernandoAlonso;2976021]Yes, I picked up my girl actually at the very end of the back room near the toilet. Thanks confirming that you can just go in, have a drink (my beer was 170 BTW), pay the 1 hour sit down and go for the NY Hotel. Will try that. They have nice girls. Mine was great and I would have loved to repeat but to mercenary.[/QUOTE]Nice. If you ever want to go in as a group. Feel free to hit me up on PM. I'm a regular in this place and have been one for 10 years.

On a side note guys I would just like to mention a few things about Fernando Alonso. I first saw him posting 10 years ago on the China boards. He is a legend. His post count of 819 over a very long period of time may not outwardly reflect that. However. Ever wonder why? It's because when he posts, he posts a no nonsense report that's clear and concise and gives excellent advice, all the while never getting hung up on what others post and he never gets into online battles. Just clear and concise reports and gentlemanly comments complimenting others on their reports, a lot of my mongering habits and tactics I learnt from him.

Kudos to you my ISG brother. We should all learn from you.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;2976118]Or try suggesting to some TF-girl that you will pay her 5000 once, and then you'll just ring her up whenever you want a free fuck for the next 30 days. See what she thinks for a quick reality check.[/QUOTE]I have a buddy in Pattaya that does that, and 3000-5000 is exactly what he gives them. And I am not talking about for short time. In many cases guys saying what can not be done have never tried doing it.

I ran into the same thing years ago in the Angeles thread when I was talking about giving the money to the girl the next day instead of paying at the bar before taking the girl. I was doing nothing special. Just telling the mamasan that I would give the girl the money the next day. People swore that was impossible, but of course they had never tried to do it. Maybe it is a personality thing.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2976122]Nice. If you ever want to go in as a group. Feel free to hit me up on PM. I'm a regular in this place and have been one for 10 years.

On a side note guys I would just like to mention a few things about Fernando Alonso. I first saw him posting 10 years ago on the China boards. He is a legend. His post count of 819 over a very long period of time may not outwardly reflect that. However. Ever wonder why? It's because when he posts, he posts a no nonsense report that's clear and concise and gives excellent advice, all the while never getting hung up on what others post and he never gets into online battles. Just clear and concise reports and gentlemanly comments complimenting others on their reports, a lot of my mongering habits and tactics I learnt from him.

Kudos to you my ISG brother. We should all learn from you.[/QUOTE]I can only return the compliments! Lots I learned here and without your report would have never found T-DED! You are the legend and all that contribute here. Keep it coming, it has been difficult enough to find reasonable priced quality currently.

Thanks everythingThai and happy hit you up in summer when I return! Hopefully.

FA.

Newbie first report.

Been here 10 days or so. Have racked up a few wins and losses and just wanted to post a report chronicling some of my adventures:

Blowjob bars make up a large percentage of what I'm looking for. Known cost, no haggling, low price, and easy access. I am not very picky about women when I don't plan on full body-to-body contact. Older women have better skills, and that suits me just fine. I'm old and am not excited by young girls. I haven't paid over 800 Baht yet, and the girls are fun.

Lotlitas and Kasalong and Duangporn are all winners. Lolitas doesn't have a sink, which is why I spend more time at the others. I'm old so I make them earn their money! Most have lasted an impressive amount of time before they take a break, and then I inform them that I rarely finish in the mouth and let them spank it. Am I a bad person for letting them go until they can't anymore? Hahahahahaha.

Wood bar had the worst looking women I have encountered in Bangkok. I was unable to pick one and enter. I am so happy I showed up before it was dark, and I wasnt so horny that I could walk away! And remember, I am not against older women. Horrific old hags! Harpys! They were offended because I walked up so confident and ready to play. Then after looking at each girl I noped the fuck out. I would rather not offend anyone, but I was unable to leave with a polite "some other time". They could see the repulsed look on my face.

Legit-looking massage parlors are kinda a waste of time. Out front you only pay the house bill, and then negotiate in whispers in the room. I like to know what I am paying for before I take off my hat. And in whispers, everything costs too much and there are adders for everything. Every statement like "show me your tits" is answered by "how much you pay?" Fuck that. Reminds me of mongering in the states.

Also, I haven't experienced any hot-towel cleanup yet. After she rubs oil all over you, and then my pecker making a huge mess, the girls returns with like 3 kleenex to wipe you down. As I exit, my pants and shirt are sticking to my oily skin. Gross.

That why I recommend a full on sex establishment. Don't fuck around with a massage parlor with unknown cost for extras. Go somewhere where prices are on the menu that detail blowjob, full service, fetish, costume etc. No unknowns. Shower before and shower after. No negotiating. You pay more than you could negotate at a normal massage parlor, but it's worth it.

Checkout the menu at Analisa Massage (right next to Kasalong). You know what you pay for and the only variable is: Can you find a girl you like. FYI, you will, as long as you are not looking for a teenager. One particular oddity. The menu clearly states NO BARE BLOWJOBS. Bummer.

Hope this helps other newbies.

Fargler.

[QUOTE=Fargler;2976158]Newbie first report.

Checkout the menu at Analisa Massage (right next to Kasalong). You know what you pay for and the only variable is: Can you find a girl you like. FYI, you will, as long as you are not looking for a teenager. One particular oddity. The menu clearly states NO BARE BLOWJOBS. Bummer.

Hope this helps other newbies.[/QUOTE]Don't forget to mention another particularity of that shit place.

They love to stick something deep in the customer's arse.