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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2774483]I am afraid you have wasted your time coming to this website to find the hottest chicks. If you are all that you are saying that you are then I would assume they are out looking for you. Why even waste your energy? Just show up and lay back and wait for them to swarm you.[/QUOTE]Not entirely wasted my time, I did come across a bit of useful information. Like don't bother going to el centro.
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2774259] The fact that you're now explaining personal stuff and no longer mocking tells all. LMAO.[/QUOTE]LOL That "personal" stuff in case you didn't notice was a copy and paste comment from a comment I made on page 5 or 6 before you even made your comments. LOL.
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I thought this was a escort review site I can probably count on one hand how many reviews have been written in the last month.
Maybe there should be a different thread for all this other nonsense that gets discussed on this thread.
Just Saying.
[QUOTE=Bdd1124;2774580]I thought this was a escort review site I can probably count on one hand how many reviews have been written in the last month.
Maybe there should be a different thread for all this other nonsense that gets discussed on this thread.
Just Saying.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but it really isn't an escort review site, although I understand your frustration. There is a Colombian escort review site which has been mentioned here many times. I can't remember the name (although I'm sure someone does) because I find escort reviews of limited use. There are many things more important when traveling in third world countries looking for escorts strippers, hookers, freelancers, massage parlors and any other method of satisfying sexual desires, than some guy giving a graphic description of how much semen he sprayed and where it landed.
Of course, you could always post one of your own reviews here and that would help bring the thread closer to what you expect. After looking at your posts I'm suddenly confused. Bear with me.
On 2/17/21 you posted you were in Medellin for the 2nd time. On 5/6/21 you posted you had stayed at Energy Living 3 times. On 6/10/21 you said you had been to Medellin 4 times and on 6/12/21 said you had stayed at Haven Hotel twice. Second post same day said the last stay at Haven was in March. The numbers are getting confusing. That's 5 stays in 4 trips (without any mention whatsoever of any women you had the pleasure of pleasuring).
It continues. On 10/7/21 you stated you've stayed at Hotel DuParc several times. That was followed with the revelation on 9/20/22 that you had been living in Santa Marta for a year.
A year in Santa Marta, plus an earlier 4 day stay in Santa Marta, plus perhaps a dozen trips to Medellin over an 8 month period. That's a lot of Colombian experience, which almost seems impossible. Yet not once did you mention a single escort, hooker, bar girl or whatever. Nothing.
Yes, there's a lot of senseless crap here. Instead of complaining there aren't more escort reviews, be proactive. Take all of that vast experience (even though it appears to be made up) and post about it. There should be dozens of girls you could have reviewed. In addition you could give an idea about how Hotel DuParc compares to Hotel Haven and Energy Living. You could tell us about Breakfast at Hotel DuParc or any of the many restaurants in the area. So many things you could have contributed, yet you're just complaining others aren't doing what you haven't done.
To make this post somewhat useful, Tabun is a nice place for Middle Eastern food in Provenza. It's located about a block down from OCI: Mde same street. Dinner for 4 with appetizer cost about $65 and there were plenty of leftovers.
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2774757]Sorry, but it really isn't an escort review site, although I understand your frustration. There is a Colombian escort review site which has been mentioned here many times. I can't remember the name (although I'm sure someone does) because I find escort reviews of limited use. There are many things more important when traveling in third world countries looking for escorts strippers, hookers, freelancers, massage parlors and any other method of satisfying sexual desires, than some guy giving a graphic description of how much semen he sprayed and where it landed.
Of course, you could always post one of your own reviews here and that would help bring the thread closer to what you expect. After looking at your posts I'm suddenly confused. Bear with me.
On 2/17/21 you posted you were in Medellin for the 2nd time. On 5/6/21 you posted you had stayed at Energy Living 3 times. On 6/10/21 you said you had been to Medellin 4 times and on 6/12/21 said you had stayed at Haven Hotel twice. Second post same day said the last stay at Haven was in March. The numbers are getting confusing. That's 5 stays in 4 trips (without any mention whatsoever of any women you had the pleasure of pleasuring).
It continues. On 10/7/21 you stated you've stayed at Hotel DuParc several times. That was followed with the revelation on 9/20/22 that you had been living in Santa Marta for a year.
A year in Santa Marta, plus an earlier 4 day stay in Santa Marta, plus perhaps a dozen trips to Medellin over an 8 month period. That's a lot of Colombian experience, which almost seems impossible. Yet not once did you mention a single escort, hooker, bar girl or whatever. Nothing.
Yes, there's a lot of senseless crap here. Instead of complaining there aren't more escort reviews, be proactive. Take all of that vast experience (even though it appears to be made up) and post about it. There should be dozens of girls you could have reviewed. In addition you could give an idea about how Hotel DuParc compares to Hotel Haven and Energy Living. You could tell us about Breakfast at Hotel DuParc or any of the many restaurants in the area. So many things you could have contributed, yet you're just complaining others aren't doing what you haven't done.
To make this post somewhat useful, Tabun is a nice place for Middle Eastern food in Provenza. It's located about a block down from OCI: Mde same street. Dinner for 4 with appetizer cost about $65 and there were plenty of leftovers.[/QUOTE]Not mad at this site just frustrated at this thread it says escort reviews.
Definitely not made up at all I visit medellin 3-4 times a year but I live in Santa Marta and have an apartment with a full time girlfriend there and have for the last 2 years.
[QUOTE=Bdd1124;2774580]I thought this was a escort review site I can probably count on one hand how many reviews have been written in the last month.
Maybe there should be a different thread for all this other nonsense that gets discussed on this thread.
Just Saying.[/QUOTE]This is supposed to be a reports site but for past few years has become a useless and sometimes senseless chit chat site. People still do post some reports but these are often buried in dozens and dozens of useless banter and bickering and often overlooked.
[QUOTE=Tonesz;2773101]Wound up deciding to go to Medellin after hearing so many people talking about it and having enjoyed it so I decided to do my research. I have been recently lurking in this forum for not that long trying to get information as well as lots of Youtube videos and wrote down places I should check out as it was recommended. I wound up getting my ticket for one week as a test run.
Preparation-.
A little about me, I'm in my early 30's, Latino and I am semi fluent in Spanish but I do have an accent so you can tell I'm not a local. [/QUOTE]Nice review. Seems like we have a bit in common with age and ethic background.
Although you did get the local experience you were looking for it served as a good reminder to me to not get caught up with 1 girl. I'm hoping I won't run into that problem so that way I can explore more options, not just fb girls but also the girls I meet at bars or clubs in provenza or lleras, la isla, fase dos and maybe casas. I'm also only doing a week for my first time so I want to have time to do some excursions as well and check out some nice places to eat and drink at. Mamba negra and relato are at the top of my list so far.
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You could tell us about Breakfast at Hotel DuParc or any of the many restaurants in the area. So many things you could have contributed, yet you're just complaining others aren't doing what you haven't done.
.[/QUOTE]I've stayed all 3 Energy Living, Du Parc and Haven. Du Parc has by far the best complementary breakfast / brunch, Lots of food options, fruits, meat, eggs different types artisan bread. Also had different types of Colombian soups available. Haven is pathetic great rooftop view though.
Ps fuck that fat balding older manager at Haven, unprofessional dbag
[QUOTE=Bdd1124;2774822]Not mad at this site just frustrated at this thread it says escort reviews.
Definitely not made up at all I visit medellin 3-4 times a year but I live in Santa Marta and have an apartment with a full time girlfriend there and have for the last 2 years.[/QUOTE]The thread doesn't say escort reviews. It says Medellin Reports.
One big issue that I have faced sometimes in centro casas in Medellin is that by the time I usher in a room with the chosen girl, it becomes too late to discuss what I need to have a good session (DFK, besos, pussy licking, slow sex or GFE etc.) Often the girls undress within first two minutes and reach for the dick which of course stands to attention promptly due to Viagra LOL. Its only at this stage I find that the girl is not willing to kiss or asks for a crazy price (50000 K).
Any tips on how to have better control in casas so that sessions don't become a 15 minutes in and out situation?
[QUOTE=Oterri;2775082]Any tips on how to have better control in casas so that sessions don't become a 15 minutes in and out situation?[/QUOTE]After you decide which girl, you ask to speak with her before going to the room. You can sit down and talk with them or drink with them.
[QUOTE=Oterri;2775082]One big issue that I have faced sometimes in centro casas in Medellin is that by the time I usher in a room with the chosen girl, it becomes too late to discuss what I need to have a good session (DFK, besos, pussy licking, slow sex or GFE etc.) Often the girls undress within first two minutes and reach for the dick which of course stands to attention promptly due to Viagra LOL. Its only at this stage I find that the girl is not willing to kiss or asks for a crazy price (50000 K)...Any tips on how to have better control in casas so that sessions don't become a 15 minutes in and out situation?[/QUOTE]
As I've noted here on a couple occasions previously, when visiting a casa, after I have selected my chica of choice, but before paying or heading to the room, I routinely ask the mamasan in charge if I can first speak to the girl alone for a few minutes. If the reception room is crowded I may move to a place in the public area with some privacy. When speaking with the chica, I'll confirm the length of the session and that DFK and BBBJ is available. Sometimes they will offer a price for these upgrades right away; if not, I'll promise a generous propina. I'll also let her know that I'm a long termer, and, if we have a good session, that I would like her if possible to visit me in my apartment. I also will try to flirt a bit and confirm the positive sexual vibe that prompted me to choose her from the line-up in the first place. In dozens of casa visits over the years, I've never been refused the opportunity to have this type of upfront chat. If the chica's responses aren't satisfactory, I'll take a walk (or perhaps ask to interview a second choice lady if one has caught my eye during the initial screening).
Also note that there are a few casas with posted menu prices for BBBJ and ( if I recall correctly in the case of Eros Spa in Laureles) even for anal as well.
As always, happy hunting.
[QUOTE=Maelstrom;2774936]I've stayed all 3 Energy Living, Du Parc and Haven. Du Parc has by far the best complementary breakfast / brunch, Lots of food options, fruits, meat, eggs different types artisan bread. Also had different types of Colombian soups available. Haven is pathetic great rooftop view though.
Ps fuck that fat balding older manager at Haven, unprofessional dbag[/QUOTE]And there you have it. An old, former BM introduced me to the breakfast buffet at DuParc. Another BM told me at their guest policy 2 years ago. I have walked past it probably 100's of times (I always walked down to Parque Poblado to catch a taxi) and frequently saw mongers with fairly obvious working girls, of the better dressed variety, classy and slutty, instead of just slutty.
That's just how easy it is. Instead of complaining about the extraneous bullshit, which I'd be just as happy to see disappear, just pull out some of the vast knowledge almost everyone here has about Medellin and share it.
To keep it going, I've always enjoyed the breakfast at the'Andres. Nice outdoor seating area for people watching and the food is good. I'm not sure how many locations are around, but Al Alma Cafe is another favorite for breakfast, plus they've got some great smoothies.
Probably the best smoothie place is Salpijugo, on Avenida Poblada, shortly after you cross La Frontera into Envigado. Excellent food and fruit salads there as well.
Not far from there, is a little place called La Gracia al Parque. In the evening, if you're looking for upper estrato girls, it's a good spot. It's located on the back side of a theatre facing a popular dog park. You won't find working girls there, but several hundred successful webcam models live in the area high rises. For those of you with all that game, that little area is the big show. If you can get a date with a girl around there, you've accomplished something. It's not something I've done, but I do know and like the area.
If you want to set your sites a little lower, I believe it's on Tuesday morning, a food truck with produce, eggs and other fresh items parks nearby and many of the housekeepers and maids go there to buy food for their bosses. It parks about a block away across from Edificio Aspen.
So pick a subject, food, lodging, transportation, where to buy the best underwear, or even how to tell a 17 year old to hit you up when she's got her cedula.
I love Christmas / New Yrs in Medellin (in the northern / outer suburbs to be exact) Let's keep this barrio party going hasta la chimba hpta!! Loud ass local music, endless guaro and ron, old school street / firewood cooking, drunk ass locals, police motos passing by and dont give a fuck, and hot barrio chicas everywhere. And most importantly, far away from gringo land. Give me more of thisssssss. Let's gooooooooooo!
Ohh. Fuck, I hate this. I have observed the same issue. And it is not only in Medellin, it is a global problem. You chit chat, warm up, trying to get in the mood, but as soon as you take your pick and go in to the room, door closes and BOOM the girl undress all the sexy clothes and wants to finish with a 15 minute covered suckfuck. Gone is all the romace 😂.
Hope the advices we get here will help.
[QUOTE=Oterri;2775082]One big issue that I have faced sometimes in centro casas in Medellin is that by the time I usher in a room with the chosen girl, it becomes too late to discuss what I need to have a good session (DFK, besos, pussy licking, slow sex or GFE etc.) Often the girls undress within first two minutes and reach for the dick which of course stands to attention promptly due to Viagra LOL. Its only at this stage I find that the girl is not willing to kiss or asks for a crazy price (50000 K).
Any tips on how to have better control in casas so that sessions don't become a 15 minutes in and out situation?[/QUOTE]