Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Tansak,

You mention Eden, therefore I suspect I am not getting through to you with the thrust of my question.

I am looking for those places with the highest number of stunners that perform at least good to very good.
Your reply suggests that performance was the #1 criteria, but actually, for me, looks comes first and performance 2nd. I only meet one really dud performance in every 5 girl visits, so average or better performance is fine. I am not too demanding. Don't need Anal, don't need CIM nor 2 shots. She just has to be in a good mood and willing to have fun.
Girls performances vary anyway.
Others say that Thonglor 2 girls performances were average but to me they were quite good and had a few good lookers too.

I'm NEVER going to want a great performance from a very ordinary looking girl!!!
Nestle at Tulip passed for her great body with flying colours but her face wasn't any better than average (scoring 5/10). So I wasn't interested.

So get your mind onto thinking of MPs (any type) with lots of real pretty girls.[/QUOTE]
Mick, me thinks you are looking for Shangri La. Dream on. I hope you find it one day.:)

[QUOTE=Duniawala]Mick, me thinks you are looking for Shangri La. Dream on. I hope you find it one day.:)[/QUOTE]
Well I had to exaggerate a little to make sure everyone knows how warped I am. Obviously a girl has to have something going for her that competes with my GF to be worth considering at all. My GF is pretty (to my taste) but hasn't got the best tits in the world nor the best bum. She is slightly too skinny. She is adeqate in bed without being a pornstar like at Tulip and likes sex a little less often than I do. Hard to find a GF who wants to fuck twice a day.

So a girl has to be stunning in the face or above average face and stunning body to interest me.
I know this wipes out a lot of MP places who have almost no really pretty girls at all. But there do exist pretty girls with nice bodies at MPs, to my taste. Its just not that easy to find them without a lot of research unless have the persistence of a Nic Frenchy.

So hints from Tansak are appreciated. I will plan visits to Aviva and Orient to see if I like the lineup and try Angels again. I might also use the website galleries to target some specific girls that look hot to me.

Mick,

I have been Here for over 3 years now, sampling a lot of places and dropping a lot of money, well, truth is I have not yet found a place that will be 100% satisfying in regards to looks & Beauty.

I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but knowing your standards, most of the girls you would go for at Oilies (the stunners) will be less likely to perform in bed (to your Standards).

There is no beating around the bush, of ALL the Oilies on Sukh (again, my opinion) the best looking girls are to be found in the Japanese oriented places and the best performers are at Tulip.

However, hope is free and I have yet to find a place that would prove me wrong. Surely all the Oilys on Sukh have nice looking girls or some that will give you a fantastic FS experience, but the 2 just don't mix (unlike what you can find at some Soapies).

Orient and Aviva were mentionned earlier, well, Aviva just does not have what I am looking for and neither does Orient.

I found a few cuties at Euro Massage (Euro Grande Hotel Soi 31) but their All inclusive FS Price does not work for me.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Mick,

I have been Here for over 3 years now, sampling a lot of places and dropping a lot of money, well, truth is I have not yet found a place that will be 100% satisfying in regards to looks & Beauty.

I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but knowing your standards, most of the girls you would go for at Oilies (the stunners) will be less likely to perform in bed (to your Standards).

There is no beating around the bush, of ALL the Oilies on Sukh (again, my opinion) the best looking girls are to be found in the Japanese oriented places and the best performers are at Tulip.

However, hope is free and I have yet to find a place that would prove me wrong. Surely all the Oilys on Sukh have nice looking girls or some that will give you a fantastic FS experience, but the 2 just don't mix (unlike what you can find at some Soapies).

Orient and Aviva were mentionned earlier, well, Aviva just does not have what I am looking for and neither does Orient.

I found a few cuties at Euro Massage (Euro Grande Hotel Soi 31) but their All inclusive FS Price does not work for me.[/QUOTE]
Strange,
When I posted last, your report was not visible. Now it shows up at an earlier time than mine???

All Inclusive price is what I'm used to at soapies so its no problem. I will consider Euro.

Its interesting that many reports are very negative about Aviva.
Looking at the web site [url]http://www.avivabkk.com/[/url], I find Nana, Apple attractive. Are the photos what the girls really look like? My RTFF shows no-one has reported on either of these 2 girls. Does no one have my taste in girls? Do these girls actually exist? I'm starting to rave now.

Now I know that Nic likes girls with broader faces and huge knockers where I like narrow faced girls with medium tits O.K. as long as not silicone jobs.
I know that Nic is performance oriented where I am chiefly looks oriented.
If I look at the Akane web site, the majority of the girls faces do not appeal. They are too round, broad or chubby faced for me except for: Asuka, Fuyu, and Hotaru (and Mika maybe??). So probably Nic's thought that Japanese oriented places will be better is not necessarily true for me.

Its true I am yet to find a truelly stunning girl at an Oily in Sukhumvit that also performs. Where as, I do find girls of superior looks at Soapies now and then (my last trips to Long Beach, Utopia, Emmanuelle) that give excellent performance. And you know that I don't worry about a real massage at all.

At Oilies, the best looker I have had so far (with good performance) would be Lisa at Thonglor 2 but she is no where near to stunning. If she was, I would have seen her multiple times already. There were prettier girls at Thonglor 2 which I saw on the way out unfortunately (so don't know the names).
Where John Euro gave Lisa a 10, I only gave her 7.5 for face looks and that's as good as I have had so far at an Oily.

I returned to Tulip's Yok several times, not because she is stunning (face a 6.5 but body scores higher), but because she has a nice smile and the performance is something to remember.
Where is your Tulip report, Nic?

I will give Akane a try although I like FS, and will research to find some recommended lookers at Angels that should be good. My only trip to Angels was a wipe out and couldn't find any really good lookers in the line-up even though plenty of girls sitting there.

Anyway, I can undertstand why you have to keep trolling the MPs looking for lookers.

I am beginning to understand. A girl with a face 8/10 is not difficult to find at a Soapy and 9/10 occasionally. At Oilies I must realise that even 8/10 will be only an occasional find and probably a closely guarded secret.
8/10 or more occurs on some of the web sites, but reality check shows a lower score.

This has been a subject throughly discussed, but despite the fact i have read zillion of reports, i still have doubts about what is to be expected.

I never went to a oil massage, the few times i was in Thailand i just tried 2 soapie massages , Darlings, and recently, Poseidon.

In these places, i think its already assumed that FS is going to happen, since we pay more than 2.000 baht upfront

The oily seems a little bit more misterious, because you just pay 400/600 baht initially, and then expect a special service to be offered.

By what i have been reading sometimes its possible that it won't be offered at all !

Next time i go to Bangkok i do want to experience this kind of service (masssage followed by special service), my question is :

- What are the most popular massage places where there is the risk that FS is not going to be in the menu ?

- What are the most popular massage places where FS (or other special service) is so much on the menu, that i will get a lousy massage, or even no massage at all (it seems Tulip is like this)
I wouldn't like this to happen (i want the massage ), because if i just wanted to get a bath and FS, i can simply go to a soapy

A last question, is it possible to get a decent massage (at least 30-60 min), at a soapy ? When i went to Poseidon, the girl was great, she was at the fishbowl (i think i payed 2500, probably with the surcharge for farangs included), but it was just bath, CBJ, and FS, i was like a newbie, and didn't expected more.

Thanks

MonteCristo

[QUOTE=Appcid]I have wanted to write about my very first experience last summer with a Thai massage girl but have not done so because I am embarrassed by what happened.
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I went at about 11 am shortly after they opened and was assigned Apple. We went to the room and she asked if I wanted a shower which I did. I asked her if she wanted to join me so she asked if I wanted special. I said sure so she said that will be 1500 bt now. I gave her 2000 which she immediately put in her purse with no hint that she would give me change of 500.
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... she started moaning and grinding on me, without really any sex all just an act
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Well thanks mate. You have saved me wasting a visit on Apple. I can't stand a girl that puts on an act an won't allow to be touched. This indicates a zero fun sort of girl. I like "go with the flow" girls.
I might try Nana, the only one of interest at Aviva remaining (or maybe I could consider Gad in Manta Rays report although not quite an 8 for me).
If its a bomb out, I'll know not to bother in future.

There may be some good performers there, but if not really pretty, then I might as well go back to Tulip where its really reliable as far as the FS goes (yet to try the massage).

Mick

Been coming to BKK (luck for me on business. So no cost to get here, and stay). And in my research. Tulip and Eden. Are the top two choices. Never ever have been disappointed.

Called my regular at Tulip on Wed. She was vacationing in Phuket. Want me to come there. But no way. Went to Tulip and found another great girl. She satisfied me in ways I have not been before.

Make sure you tell the mamassan at the desk, you want to go down and pick your girl. Once you found a fav (or two) you can ring them, and they will come to your hotel room (200 baht extra to Tulip. Smae cost for the girl (1500); .

Visited Eden today. Got there at 1:00. And had my choice.

Once again, these girls go out of there way to make your you leave exhausted, and with a smile on your face.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I also heard that Miss Dao is Back, the Former ALL STAR number 1 of Tulip, she was MIA for a year (apparently had a baby) and now is back and in shape. For the Dao Fans, if you try her, please post a review.[/QUOTE]I went to Tulip for some well needed "attitude adjustment". This was my first visit to Tulip and was based on reports here. I took several writer's advice and asked to see the girls downstairs, rather than taking the assignment. Went down stair with mamasan, about 10 girls or so in the room. Chose the smiling one sitting in the corner of the couch, came to find out it was Dow.

It must be the same Dow that others were asking about. She has only been back working month or two, because she had a baby about 8 months ago, and divorced her husband 3 months ago. She had a cesarean, and the scar is visible, but not much of a distraction.

I found her very attractive when chosing her, and much more attractive when we got to the room. I had never seen her before her baby, but she did not disappoint me in the looks department as she undressed. She is very well proportioned, with only minor stretch marks and the small scar. She must be a C cup, and they are very firm and lovely.

Started with normal shower, but got very playful, very quickly. She wanted to get aquainted with the little feller, and proceeded to DT me in the shower! At about this point, I was trying to remember the number of my cardiologist! INCREDIBLE! (This was a first for me, needless to say, I was impressed! )

Went on the bed, where she gave a wonderful massage, including the toe f*** which someone reported on this forum. (Another first for me! ) Many other things, for which I cannot think of a polite way to describe.

I cannot recall every detail of what happened next, but I remember thinking at one point that I had run out of fingers and *** before she ran out of places to put them. It was all really quite amazing; I don't know how she did it all.

She put on the condom (when will they supply decent size condums to these girls? ) and after that it all became a blur of arm, legs, fingers, c***s, etc. Etc. All the normal positions and a few new ones (for me, anyway). We finished with A***, yet another first for me.

I was nearly unconscious when we finished. She then proceeded to clean things up and do a very nice, relaxing massage. At one point I actually fell asleep, I was so relaxed.

Needless to say, I will go back. Total damages: 800 + 1500 Baht. No pics, sorry.

Comments on Tulips: I was not impressed with the physical layout. The halls were very narrow, and the rooms where more like "cells" than bedrooms Painted institutional green, no decoration or any aesthetics at all. Shower was very basic. Beds small and hard. I have also been to Annies, and have read the forum reports and critcisms of the condition of the rooms, etc there. But I have to say, Annies is far more comfortable than Tulip in regards to rooms, etc. But I'll still go back again.

My thanks to all those on this forum who have gone before me and made me aware of all the opportunities in Bangkok.

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report from my thonglor 1 session back in december 2007:

meeting on sukhumvit soi 51 finished much earlier than anticipated and i was not in the mood to go back to the office just yet, i was in dear need of releasing the extra pre-meeting frustration that built up in my balls (if you know what i mean).

tulip was out of the question as i was supposed to go back to work afterwards (for all of you who have experienced tulip’s delights, you know full well that after a session there, it takes one a lot of energy to be able to not even walk straight but also think straight, if at all), i wanted something that would not drain the life out of me.

jj massage isn’t far but the quality of the girls is poor and so is the service, same for chavalla ii soi 34.

maybe time for a quick bj @ [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]? but when you think about it for a second, better not settle for an average bj when a great bj can be had at the star of light. patpong 2 being too far away, i decided to head to soi oily (24/1).

angels was my top choice (obviously) and shuffling through the book i realized that the talent left wasn’t so great because the place was already very busy. what to do? where to go?

despite the high number of places available on soi 24/1 i decided to head for smile teen on soi 26, it has been a while since i visited this place and if my memory serves me right, the sessions i had were not half bad. no talent on offer here either! that’s my luck for trying to sneak-out of the office lol.

i crossed the street and entered thonglor1 where an older mamasan asked me to make myself comfortable. upon entering i notice a group of 5 girls on the sofa shuffling through some papers and none of them tickled my fancy. i asked for the book and as expected there was a shortage of providers available which left me to choose from the 5 girls out front or miss wad who was in the back.

mamasan was sensing my hesitation and worried that i would leave without a provider, she called a lady from the group. the lady showed up and smiled at me, her face was not appealing at all (to me) but her body seemed to be ok, maybe she was a popular choice among farangs that custom thonglor1? i politely smile and tell mamasan i want wad: [url]http://www.thonglormassage.com/wad.html[/url]

when she came down to greet me, i was surprised to see she looked actually worse than i would have thought, i expected her to not look as good as on the picture but i did not expect her to look so bad compared to the pic (sorry about that, i do not want to upset anyone, i am just writing things as realistically as possible).

we go up to the room and i play it cool, laugh, ask questions but i can sense she is a little shy. i shower alone and she starts the massage, a very passable massage at best.

time to turn over, she offers fs and the stupid naïve guy i am accepts. she was really bad in bed, hardly moving, i do not recall how i managed to finish but i can remember her asking me countless times if i came and complaining that it was taking long.

i will not go see her anytime soon, if ever.

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[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Report from my Thonglor 1 Session back in December 2007:

Meeting on Sukhumvit Soi 51 finished much earlier than anticipated and I was not in the mood to go back to the office just yet, I was in dear need of releasing the extra pre-meeting frustration that built up in my balls (if you know what I mean).

Tulip was out of the question as I was supposed to go back to work afterwards (for all of you who have experienced Tulip’s delights, you know full well that after a session there, it takes one a lot of energy to be able to not even Walk straight but also think straight, if at all), I wanted something that would not drain the life out of me.
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.....politely smile and tell mamasan I want WAD: [url]http://www.thonglormassage.com/Wad.html[/url]

When she came down to greet me, I was surprised to see she looked actually worse than I would have thought, I expected her to not look as good as on the picture but I did not expect her to look so bad compared to the pic (Sorry about that, I do not want to upset anyone, I am just writing things as realistically as possible).
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Time to turn over, she offers FS and the stupid naïve guy I am accepts. She was really bad in bed, hardly moving, I do not recall how I managed to finish but I can remember her asking me countless times If I came and complaining that it was taking long.
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LOL on the tulip comment.

Thats a lot of detail for a basically terrible session and she wasn't even good looking..
But since there is little of a really positive thing, I can't see it being
a ROD. :D
I would rather hear about a fab session with a stunner.

How are you going to catch up all the January reports missing including the Tulip ones? :D

[QUOTE=Tall Tom]I went to Tulip for some well needed "attitude adjustment". This was my first visit to Tulip and was based on reports here. I took several writer's advice and asked to see the girls downstairs, rather than taking the assignment. Went down stair with mamasan, about 10 girls or so in the room. Chose the smiling one sitting in the corner of the couch, came to find out it was Dow.

It must be the same Dow that others were asking about. She has only been back working month or two, because she had a baby about 8 months ago, and divorced her husband 3 months ago. She had a cesarean, and the scar is visible, but not much of a distraction.

I found her very attractive when chosing her, and much more attractive when we got to the room. I had never seen her before her baby, but she did not disappoint me in the looks department as she undressed. She is very well proportioned, with only minor stretch marks and the small scar. She must be a C cup, and they are very firm and lovely....
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For those who don't know Dao at Tulip Massage, you can find her picture by searching google images with phrase: tulip massage

Any lady with nice-looking tits like that is worth checking out. But it's Dao's reputation of being a no-holes-barred sex-fiend in bed that really lights my sex-fires.

From what I hear, Dao doesn't ask you if you want to do this or that with her. She goes all out on you with her holes on your protrusions. And she has her penetration moves down to pat too, in a kind of martial-arts style of love-making.

Perhaps Dao has had some training in Kung-Fu or Thai-Boxing. And she has adapted these fighting techniques to create her own unique art of aggressively pleasing her men.

Any move you make on this pretty lady, her lovely body becomes a blur. And you are deep inside her. And if you don't make your move. Then she does. One way or another you get to have that warm-fuzzy feeling of being deep inside the nice sexy lady again and again. Penetration, penetration, and more penetration is the name of the game for Dao. And at this she is an expert.

If you don't want to have anal sex with Dao. Then I suggest that you tell her this before you enter the room with her. Her quick hands and her fast moves will distract your attention and blur your vision. And before you know it, you will be pumping her in the 'wrong hole' between her lovely ass-cheeks.

I'm certainly looking forward to being molested by Dao. I'm glad she is back. And I hope that some of the other ladies at Tulip massage will learn from Dao to play aggressive penetration games with men the way Dao does.

Perhaps guys taking out two ladies at once, Dao and another girl, will allow all of the ladies at Tulip Massage to see and learn how Dao gets to be so popular with her men. It would be a pity if Dao's unique martial-arts style of love-making becomes lost and forgotten when she leaves the massage scene. And I'm prepared to do my part to help all the other ladies learn from her.

Dao to f*ck and another massage lady to watch us and/or assist us with her mouth and hands is what I will insist on each and every time I go to Tulip Massage.

Didn't get to complete my reporting on the morning of the 11th, for my visit to Tulip on the 10th, Sunday.
Got the hotel at 12.15 and by 1:15 I was at Tulip, it seem very quiet at that time and ask for Jo Jo, and she was available. As usual my 2 hour oil massage and told him I just got in and wanted to sleep while she gave me a oil massage. During the shower she soap me down really well with her body and suck my balls while I was standing on my 1 good leg. I nearly came all over her face but told her to stop I was to save my 1 big bullet for later. As always she is a good trooper to give me a nice oil massage to a lot me to re-group myself but after around 30 minutes she started to rub her whole body up and down my back and legs while stroking LBM.

We continue with 69, while I was eating her ( nice and tasty ) I put the plug up her ass with my thumb and she started to suck my balls like it was the end of the world. Couldn't hold back any longer, got on the cover and replace LBM with the thumb and off I went. Another short Thai massage and shot number 2, it was time to shower and session over! Always come away from Tulip have dead and useless for the rest of the evening.

LBM

headed to see my fav girl at [b]luxury massage[/b] [url] http://luxurybkk.jakou.com/ [/url] i was sad to discover that she was busy, keep reminding myself to call and book but always seem too lazy to do so.
i saw naree was available (she’s not on the site pictures), she did not especially do anything for me but i remember seeing a review a few weeks back about her services so i thought “what the hell” and booked her for 1 hour oily.

she welcomes me and we head to a jacuzzi room (all the shower rooms were occupied), we undress and fill up the tub. she stays in her undies and as i hop in, i invite her to do the same; “you want special?” she asks (this seems to be the norm at luxury) and seeing my positive reaction she stripped to full nudity before jumping by my side.

we had a little “break the ice” chit chat and i could tell she was not very confident, quite insecure about her face “i face ladyboy” she laughed. i could sense she was doing that waiting for me to reassure her on the fact that she did not look like a ladyboy, so i did (however she has strong facial traits, like yok @ tulip).

very enjoyable body slide massage and soaping up while the jacuzzi was on (might as well enjoy it while it’s there), naree took care of me like i was her 5 year old kid (drying me everywhere) before showing me the mattress on the floor. i declined her offer of a massage and suggested we move on to the “plat de resistance” without delay.

she insisted she wanted to massage my ass because she said she really liked it, not wanting to argue i laid down on my stomach and let her massage my bossom, she did a very good job by alternating between soft caresses and deep strong massage: i was “hard” and ready to rock and roll in no time. turned over and started to feast on her tits, which i have to say looked and felt fake so i did not fully enjoy it, going down to daty i realized naree has almost non existent labias (very short) and as i am a fan of long and pouty ones i did not fully enjoy daty either.

she gave me a very forgettable cbj (she said she would not do bbbj from fear of std) and her cowgirl performance was also very unenthusiastic. i flipped her over for mish and then doggy but she was a total starfish, absolutely no moves!

don’t ask me how i managed to blow my load, i don’t even remember! soaped up, cleaned and out the door.

400 for the shop and 1500 for naree (she deserved a lot less).

not really what one could call a great experience and i will certainly not take naree again, but hey, this is bangkok: you win some you lose some.

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[b]ANGELS MASSAGE[/b] [url] http://angelsoi26.kt.fc2.com/english01.html[/url]
I am at Emporium finishing my lunch when a lady from the past contacts me: Linda @ Angels, now it’s been a while since I did not go see her and believe me, I was seeing her quite often, it only took her months to figure out I wasn’t taking her anymore; I decide best to ignore her instead or trying to explain why I am not going to book her again (if you guys are curious, here is the report [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=634424&postcount=2602[/url]) saves time and a lot of headaches.
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Someone of Linda's expertise has probably been getting 1.5K to 2K tips from some guys for just the one shot. But I can understand if little effort was involved for the first shot you would expect a second.
I can recall giving Yok 2K one time but that was after marathon sex session so there was no time left for massage.
I always take into account how much the girl gets out of the massage fee too. At Annies its low. At Tulip its nothing.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I can recall giving Yok 2K one time but that was after marathon sex session so there was no time left for massage.

I always take into account how much the girl gets out of the massage fee too. At Annies its low. At Tulip its nothing.[/QUOTE]I also give miss Pu @ Tulip a 2k tip everytime, but she very well deserves it! she's a Fucking Machine: from the time you open the room door to the time you put your clothes back on, she's on "Horny mode", a real Man eater (and she is a 3 holer).

I usually never bother to know what the girl gets out of the Massage shop since I primarily (well, 99%) custom Oilies where the Tip is only for Extras and usually 1500. I tip over that amount if the girl does an outstanding job and believe me, once they know you pay more for service, they make sure they give you a GREAT time.

What I don't like is that the Opposite does not work, like if you agree to Sex in an MP but the girl does not BBBJ or CBJ, No Daty, only Mish, total useless in bed then you cannot give her less. Not that I would be in favor of giving a girl less money, but how can we teach these girls how to perform? because there certainly are a lot of suckers out there for whom these services would suffice.