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Hey I was in all 3 casas around 7-8 PM 12/24 and saw nothing good. All gorditas. There was one gringo at the bar with a pretty good 7. Was that you?

[QUOTE=ScottyDog23;1365335]Hey I was in all 3 casas around 7-8 PM 12/24 and saw nothing good. All gorditas. There was one gringo at the bar with a pretty good 7. Was that you?[/QUOTE]No, he wasn`t me.

Hey, I've never been to a brothel but want to go! I am solo. 31 (look 25). Is it safe for solo visit at night? I thinking of heading there now. 10pm.

Any preferred over the other considering my situation? Looking for hot young petite. Or anything close.

[QUOTE=Victorn;1364862]Forget about Jocotenango (a very small town at 5 minutes`ride from Antigua) and its hookers place called by tuk-tuk drivers as " la plazuela" where you can find young girls 20. 35 yrs old for 100 Quetzales for a 20-minute play in bed.[/QUOTE]I headed to Joco in the middle of a Sunday morning-the one bar I entered was *dead-I mean dead flies, a couple women with head resting on the hands, etc. One-fortunately the best looking-came over with a "what the hell does this gringo want?" kind of look. I bought beers, and 5 minutes later she led me to a kind of shack on the roof with a bed and LOTS of ventilation via holes and mismatched seams. I explained that I wanted a nice hand-job, and could she take her top off? I admired her breasts, and soon she was naked and very excited about the novelty of a HJ / only customer plus my praise for her looks. To make it even more surreal, a Pentecostal church next door was singing hymns like there was no tomorrow. After I came we went naked as jaybirds onto the roof to wash up with buckets of rainwater. It was like something out of an old Clint Eastwood spaghetti western.

As my tuk-tuk driver headed off he spotted a posse of motorcycle police. He tried to detour around them but they headed us off and actually circled us like Indians around a wagon train, all blatting their engines. He stopped, and at the Lt's nod he got lost. I was the shakedown target-all my pockets had to be emptied and placed on the floor of the Tuk-tuk. I held my arms out to either side, as commanded, and held my wallet in it. The Lt was, at first, quite hostile. He didn't like that I wouldn't let go of my wallet."Do you think we are thieves?" I didn't answer. Then, fortunately, he spotted a pair of "oobie-eyes" in my pocket loot and inquired as to what they were. I said,"I'll show you, sir!" I put them on my fingers and proceeded to do an impromptu puppet show."Como esta, Capitain," etc. His men were cracking up! I asked if he had children, and he did-whew! I said he must have these eyes as a gift, but I must show him how to use them. I proceeded to teach him how to put it on, how to make it "talk," how he must never let the children wear the eyes, etc. By the time we finished we were all friends and the soldiers all gave me friendly waves. The worthless tuk-tuk driver emerged from somewhere amazed that I had not had to make a payoff. Still, that was my one and only Joco experience. Be warned!

[QUOTE=Gamma Ray 007; 1377379]I headed to Joco in the middle of a Sunday morning-the one bar I entered was *dead-I mean dead flies, a couple women with head resting on the hands, etc. One-fortunately the best looking-came over with a "what the hell does this gringo want?" kind of look. I bought beers, and 5 minutes later she led me to a kind of shack on the roof with a bed and LOTS of ventilation via holes and mismatched seams. I explained that I wanted a nice hand-job, and could she take her top off? I admired her breasts, and soon she was naked and very excited about the novelty of a HJ / only customer plus my praise for her looks. To make it even more surreal, a Pentecostal church next door was singing hymns like there was no tomorrow. After I came we went naked as jaybirds onto the roof to wash up with buckets of rainwater. It was like something out of an old Clint Eastwood spaghetti western.

As my tuk-tuk driver headed off he spotted a posse of motorcycle police. He tried to detour around them but they headed us off and actually circled us like Indians around a wagon train, all blatting their engines. He stopped, and at the Lt's nod he got lost. I was the shakedown target-all my pockets had to be emptied and placed on the floor of the Tuk-tuk. I held my arms out to either side, as commanded, and held my wallet in it. The Lt was, at first, quite hostile. He didn't like that I wouldn't let go of my wallet."Do you think we are thieves?" I didn't answer. Then, fortunately, he spotted a pair of "oobie-eyes" in my pocket loot and inquired as to what they were. I said,"I'll show you, sir!" I put them on my fingers and proceeded to do an impromptu puppet show."Como esta, Capitain," etc. His men were cracking up! I asked if he had children, and he did-whew! I said he must have these eyes as a gift, but I must show him how to use them. I proceeded to teach him how to put it on, how to make it "talk," how he must never let the children wear the eyes, etc. By the time we finished we were all friends and the soldiers all gave me friendly waves. The worthless tuk-tuk driver emerged from somewhere amazed that I had not had to make a payoff. Still, that was my one and only Joco experience. Be warned![/QUOTE]Awesome story, dude! Even though most shakedowns are brief and harmless, it's always good to avoid the situation. This story reminded me of the Louie episode where he goes to do a USO show. He has the baby duck in his backpack when he and some soldiers are faced off with some armed civilians in Afghanistan. The duck pops out and calms the whole situation down.

[QUOTE=BocaJr; 1189349]I met this chica at a local bar in Antigua on my last trip to Guatemala. She told me her name was Ximena but everybody called her Ale. The story she fed me was that she's a 24 year old mother who was recently widowed and struggling to make ends meet. I went out with her a few times for beers, dancing, whatever. We never had a strict P4P interaction but she did treat me very well, GFE, BBBJ, Raw, etc but if I wasn't spending my Quetzales on her, nothing doing.

As long as the drinks are coming, she's happy, and shows her appreciation. After a few litros of Gallo she inevitably asks for a couple rails of coca, which runs about $10 US, but at the end of the night she makes it worth your while.

PM me for contact info if you're interested. She speaks no English. Free most nights of the week.[/QUOTE]Good Story. Could you give me contact info please? I go to Antigua soon. And I speak spanish.

Thanks

I followed Victorn's advice and took the 15Q tuk tuk to 'la Colonia de las bellezas'. When I got there around 3 pm, I was told that the first place Victorn refers to wouldn't open for another couple of hours. So I went to the second (less fancy) place. It must have just opened as I was the only person in the place (although there were about half dozen more people there by the time I was leaving). I found it to be comfortable and a good place to just sit and have a couple of beers as well. Only one girl when I got there; on the chubby side, but her cute face, nice smile and overall pleasant demeanor more than made up for the chubbiness. I was quoted 150Q for 30 minutes, and she was very eager to please, and was open to just about anything asked.

I had to get back so I couldn't wait for the other place to open. That will have to wait for the next trip.

Good pleasant side trip.

Digits.

[QUOTE=Victorn; 1364862]Forget about Jocotenango (a very small town at 5 minutes`ride from Antigua) and its hookers place called by tuk-tuk drivers as " la plazuela" where you can find young girls 20. 35 yrs old for 100 Quetzales for a 20-minute play in bed.

Instead head for a part of Antigua called " La Colonia de las Bellezas " where for 15Q a tuk-tuk driver can take you. There are 2 clubs operated by the same owner.

The first one I was taken to by the tuk-tuk driver can bear the comparison with a North American strip-tease club : modern comfortable chairs with table or semi-circular padded seating for 3 or 4 persons against the wall, modern bar well stocked with drinks in the range of 3. 4 dollars a glass, one large flat-panel color TV screen showing music videos and one small screen, a dancers pole stage, a good multicolor lighting system. I misplaced the name, just ask the tuk-tuk driver to take you to the more modern club in this square called " La Colonia de las Bellezas ".

I got a 10 Q bottle of purified water to be able to survey the scene; about 6 to 7 young slim girls and one young large girl. I would rate them a 6 on a scale of 10. All in a G-string showing their nude behinds assorted with sexy brassieres; they lookat you but will not bother you unless you signal for them. The going rate 200Q for 20 minutes.

The second club operated by the same owner in the same square is located 150 steps on the right side from this modern one; it is smaller in size, with less comfortable chairs, smaller bar and with girls older in their thirties and generally fully dressed. About eight of them on December 24. I would rate two of them with a 7, and the rest about 5 on a scale of 10. The going rate : 150Q for 20 minutes.

I was told by the doorman that for 1 000Q (about 125 USA dollars) you can take a girl out for the night to your place.

La Antigua : some action but generally no excitement![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PeterMueller; 1424448]Good Story. Could you give me contact info please? I go to Antigua soon. And I speak spanish.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I just past by there last week and was informed Ale no longer works there.

[QUOTE=Gamma Ray 007; 1377379]I headed to Joco in the middle of a Sunday morning-the one bar I entered was *dead-I mean dead flies, a couple women with head resting on the hands, etc. One-fortunately the best looking-came over with a "what the hell does this gringo want?" kind of look. I bought beers, and 5 minutes later she led me to a kind of shack on the roof with a bed and LOTS of ventilation via holes and mismatched seams. I explained that I wanted a nice hand-job, and could she take her top off? I admired her breasts, and soon she was naked and very excited about the novelty of a HJ / only customer plus my praise for her looks. To make it even more surreal, a Pentecostal church next door was singing hymns like there was no tomorrow. After I came we went naked as jaybirds onto the roof to wash up with buckets of rainwater. It was like something out of an old Clint Eastwood spaghetti western.

As my tuk-tuk driver headed off he spotted a posse of motorcycle police. He tried to detour around them but they headed us off and actually circled us like Indians around a wagon train, all blatting their engines. He stopped, and at the Lt's nod he got lost. I was the shakedown target-all my pockets had to be emptied and placed on the floor of the Tuk-tuk. I held my arms out to either side, as commanded, and held my wallet in it. The Lt was, at first, quite hostile. He didn't like that I wouldn't let go of my wallet."Do you think we are thieves?" I didn't answer. Then, fortunately, he spotted a pair of "oobie-eyes" in my pocket loot and inquired as to what they were. I said,"I'll show you, sir!" I put them on my fingers and proceeded to do an impromptu puppet show."Como esta, Capitain," etc. His men were cracking up! I asked if he had children, and he did-whew! I said he must have these eyes as a gift, but I must show him how to use them. I proceeded to teach him how to put it on, how to make it "talk," how he must never let the children wear the eyes, etc. By the time we finished we were all friends and the soldiers all gave me friendly waves. The worthless tuk-tuk driver emerged from somewhere amazed that I had not had to make a payoff. Still, that was my one and only Joco experience. Be warned![/QUOTE]Take that warning very serious, I got shaken down by 3 cops and robbed me of Q3, 000. They tried setting me up and threatened to lock me up. This club works directly with the cops. I checked the embassy website and there it was. 3 other set-up cases from the same place, same circumstances. I stay far away from Joco.

I always ask whether an american has more of a chance of encountering danger than a native, I have a very Guatemalan like appearance, even though I was raised here in the states, but from what I am told by hitmen themselves over there in Guate is that foreigners are not targeted because they risk more retribution of eliminating a foreigner's life as opposed to a native, not sure how true is that, maybe is a fallacy, however being robbed is something that sucks and is not for anything but due to the environment that Guatemala has I have no choice but to always carry a weapon whenever I am there, especially in tough spots in GT City. But regardless, Jocotenango has a very sorry selection of chicas, is mostly infiltrated by ugly whale looking working girls, the same kind you see here in the states, uggh disgusting!

[QUOTE=EastLAkid;1430105]I always ask whether an american has more of a chance of encountering danger than a native, I have a very Guatemalan like appearance, even though I was raised here in the states, but from what I am told by hitmen themselves over there in Guate is that foreigners are not targeted because they risk more retribution of eliminating a foreigner's life as opposed to a native, not sure how true is that, maybe is a fallacy, however being robbed is something that sucks and is not for anything but due to the environment that Guatemala has I have no choice but to always carry a weapon whenever I am there, especially in tough spots in GT City. But regardless, Jocotenango has a very sorry selection of chicas, is mostly infiltrated by ugly whale looking working girls, the same kind you see here in the states, uggh disgusting![/QUOTE]Over 20 yrs I have lived all across Guatemala, lived in Zone 1 Guate yrs ago and there also I never felt threaten. I think it's the "Unwritten Rule" hands off tourist. Your correct about Joco nothing but Crack-Heads, overweight and ageing women, it's not worth the head-ache IMO.

In Antigua, check out Colonia de Bellezas. Several casas in the neighborhood. At night. It's just a long walk from the main park. And it's safe to walk at night.

Hi,

I just spent one week of vacation in Guatemala.

What I can say about the local girls is that they are shy and very Christian. They often live with their families who look after them so it's very complicated to have a local girl that you met in a bar, in your bed the same night.

Antigua is quiet all the week (some move Friday night), and most of the people go out Saturday night.

So, I tried the working girl house called "Deevah" with a local guy that I met during an extra activity Saturday night at 12 AM.

When we arrived with his scooter, 3 trucks of police just arrived at the same time and parked in front of the place, we skiped them and turned around waiting that they moved away.

It looks like they just make a check of your identity.

So we finally enter in the place with my friend and we saw like 30 locals guy drinking beer with 3/4 ladies playing with them (all the other was fucking in the dorm).

It looks like most of the local don't have enough money and just come there, buy a drink and get an eyeful on the working girls.

Fortunately, one "Deeva" was quietly waiting alone on her couch, I didn't loose time and my friend who speak spanish invited her to join us. THe rate is now 300 Q for 20 min. The girl worth a 9/10. Big boobs, skinny, little perfect ass, all dress up in red, high heel, jartel string and so on.

They propose condom for 10 Q if you don't have it.

I screwed her (with some difficulties, was my first time in a place like that where everyone is looking at you going upstairs like if you are a fucking pervert LOL).

I broke my condom, but I realized it quickly and send the girl downstair to buy some for me.

When I was down with her, I went downstairs and saw more girl present. White / Black / Locals imported from the countries around. I saw in total 5 6 girls at 1 AM (it was the rush hour of the week so that's normal) and except one who was chubby a bit (5/10), the other worth something more than 7-9 /10.

Every place including this one close at 1 AM in Antigua / Guatemala city.

According to my friend, It looks like the girls are sent to make a HIV test every weeks or so. He told me that because he usuallly see them come to the laboratory every weeks.

[QUOTE=Sikllindil;1608464]Hi,

I just spent one week of vacation in Guatemala.

What I can say about the local girls is that they are shy and very Christian. They often live with their families who look after them so it's very complicated to have a local girl that you met in a bar, in your bed the same night.

Antigua is quiet all the week (some move Friday night), and most of the people go out Saturday night.

So, I tried the working girl house called "Deevah" with a local guy that I met during an extra activity Saturday night at 12 AM.

When we arrived with his scooter, 3 trucks of police just arrived at the same time and parked in front of the place, we skiped them and turned around waiting that they moved away.

It looks like they just make a check of your identity...[/QUOTE]Nice find and nice report!

Can someone provide directions to La Colonia de la Belleza? A street, a quadrant of town, a direction from the main plaza?