Pattaya Reports

Anyway, another night in Pattaya and I was determined to find someone I'm really looking for. So I was combing the gogo's for that special someone when walking past hooty's in walking street I saw her. Standing outside the club wearing a body hugging grey dress, hostess dress.

She was excactely what I've been looking for, short, about 5'tall or under, dark skin, pettite but shapely figure and walked great which is always a turn on for me. Her name was Geegi and as mentioned works as a hostess at the club. I liked her as soon as I saw her, bought her a drink, chatted alittle asked her how much bar fine and for herself. 600 for bar and 2000lt for her, I can live with that I thought and we were away in a flash.

So this is where it begins, she asks me what I have planned to which I replied we'll quickly grab some kebabs from my favourite street vendor, acouple of drinks from 7/11, head up to my room and fuck!. She says sounds like a good idea but., its too early yet and suggests we maybe have acouple of drinks at a beerbar. Anything that makes you happy I said and with that she go's on to say her family has just opened a beerbar at one of the large complex's at the end of walking street and we should go there for some drinks. I should of seen this coming I said to myself but I figured acouple of drinks won't hurt.

Well, sitting there with drink in hand and her yip yaking to the old lady behind the bar I was getting bored also getting harrassed every 20 minutes for tips from the thai boxes when finishing their rounds in the ring. I really didn't mind this cause they were actually good fighters and putting on a good show, but what really got up my nose was when a few guys were entering the complex my girl for the night was welcoming them in and trying to entice them to sit at the bar we're at. I thought to myself, hang on a second *****, I paid your barfine and taken you out, your mine for the night. If you want your family's friend bar to succeed maybe he should get some young attractive girls behind the counter and not some old wrinkly 50 yearold pouring drinks. So with that thought, I paid bin and told her we leave now, she asked 'now', I just nodded my head, grabbed her hand and left without leaving a tip which they were expecting.

Back to the room and we showered and affectionately went to bed where we caressed and kissed to get me going. I went down and gave her a thorough tongue lashing to which she came, as I came up from between her legs she was looking at me with satisfaction and disbelieve, told me 'thankyou' with a soft voice then turned around, curled up and went to sleep. 'What the fuck' was my first reaction, but then I realised that the poor darling might need some rest after the entre, so decided to let her sleep alittle, turned on the tv and waited my turn.

4 fucking hours later and she's still sleeping, I was upset and I was going to wake her by sticking my cock up her ass when I thought up a better idea, I'll wait until around 5ish in the morning before I kick her out. Thats excactly what I did and as I ushered her out the door she was looking at me and expecting something, such as money, which I just closed the door behind her. As far as I was concerned the money she was expecting was spent at her family's freind's bar on drinks, while I only bought her three beers and two cokes for myself but thats how I felt, hopefully the next night will turn out better I hoped.

[QUOTE=Triple Input]I am heading to Pattaya in October and will be staying at the Nova Platinum Hotel. I would like to get an in call massage but I don't want the normal rub and tug. I want a full 5 star 2 hour massage then with the HJ at the end. I have heard that this place has a spa but after looking at the internet it doesn't, can any conform this? Also I would like to stop by a hair salon and get a hair but plus get my pubic hair trimmer shorter too, any ideas on a place?

Thanks for the help![/QUOTE]

NP has in-room massage service and you can top it off with more than just a HJ but it you have to negotiate with the girl for that special treatment. Eden’s Massage has some qualified (outcall) masseuses but they won't offer kind of special service and doubtful you would want any such service from them too.

OK. Now back home. Bit jetlagged, but up and running. Back to reality. Glad for it too. Too much reality a bad thing, as is too much fantasy. Need a bit of both to keep sane. This is my final report on the last two days of Pattaya. My goal for these last days of my 5 week break was three gals a day. The day before I did only two, so had bit of catching up to do.

After my usual 3 eggs and coffee breakfast, decided to find a gal. Took half a vit C tablet two days ago, so decided to take the second half, and went off. Now, for Beach Road, I am a virgin. Never done a BR gal. However, it was about 10:30 and to keep this pace I needed action immediately. Saw this one gal. Figure 32 – 35, cute, and looked experienced. She near the Subway sandwich area. Asked her where a short time hotel was, and she took me to a place across the way to 2nd Road, just north of Kiss Me restaurant. It was hidden, and I never knew this place existed. Cost 120 baht, and she graciously paid 20 baht for me.

Now, I’ve been doing Pattaya since about 1997 or 1998. Had well over a thousand different girls. This gal was easily in the top one percent. Without asking, an incredible rim job, perhaps the best I’ve ever had; let’s see … rusty trombone, and lots of anal – she guided my pecker right to her ass. She had a nice large bubble butt too. Very sexy. In the end she asked me if I Italian, because in her words “Italian men always large and like ass boom boom”. Gee, I never knew that myself – like to learn something new every day, eh. Well, as far as I know, am not Italian, but do love pizza and spaghetti. She told me that she worked massage and proceeded to massage all ten … urrrr eleven of my fingers, and all four … five of my limbs. It my regret that I did not take her phone or picture. She was truly outstanding, and far and away the best sex I’ve had on this trip -- and many others. Paid her 600 baht, and she was thrilled.

About 7:PM was walking around pump station. Gal who worked at some bar near there practically dragged me into the place. She told me that she did work at one of those pump station type bars (forgot the name, but not Pump Station, and she remembered blowing me. Gee, how romantic. She nearly dragged me up stairs, and told me 1000 baht. I never understood the point of those bars near that area. Apparently they are attached to short time rooms. She told me no customers at all, and she did not have sex for two months. Well, who knows if she had no sex in two months or two minutes, but she was an absolute demon in the sack; a great time. Place had a shower. Way out she wanted me to pay 300 extra for bar fine “because you take long time.” I told her, she said 1000 baht, and she relented. All good.

I walked out of there at 8:30 in a bit of a daze, and a massage gal right next door to that bar offered me massage for 200 and hand job for 500. I said not 20 minutes ago just blew a load, and no way a hand job would be possible. She said then OK, 200 baht for massage only, and if she gets me off cost is 700 baht. OK. How could I refuse that. We went upstairs. It was a sliding door, and room had a massage table and a shower. There was a sign in the room which read “No Prostitution”; damn wish I took a picture of that sign. My bad. She gave a nice massage on my back and then turned me over. She quickly woke up Little Popper and went to town. She offered a BJ and / or FS for 1000 in total (include massage). I thanked her but refused her kind offer.

After the massage w/ happy was completely worn out. Could hardly walk. Went to one of my favorite gogos. To my surprise, my favorite gal in all Pattaya still there. She in her 30s, face and body about a 7, never banged her. Just love her laid back attitude on life. We relaxed and yes I bought her an LD. Yea, OK. [b]I am a sucker[/b]. However to be clear, I see the purpose of the Church of [b]LDs and BFs are for Suckers, Tourists, and Noobs[/b] as allowing for [b]more freedom, and not less[/b]. I myself in last five weeks bought that one LD, no BFs. Last trip of five weeks in Pattaya bought no LDs or BFs. Around last Christmas I got one gal an LD and then BFed her. Suspect last summer made have bought a few LDs and a BF. Do not recall. Will go into greater details of this Phil when I write up the [b]Popper Hotel Report[/b]. Anyway, after I bought her the LD, we spend about two hours together, chitchat, and the rest. I really do like this gal, and feel bad for her. In the end I got her the one LD, cash 400 baht, and all she had to do was relax and be her beautiful self.

Friend of mine picked me up at the gogo, and we drove to Mexican restaurant. It was 11:30 PM and only Blue Parrot was open. We relaxed, and great Mexican. Later on that evening hit Marine, and there was a stunningly beautiful gal there. We talked a bit, and only thing I could say is that she had an ass I wanted to stick my tongue up. I mean it looked [b]that sexy[/b]. Asked how much and she said 1000 for LT. I agreed, and then said “or 500 for ST.” She paused, thought a bit and then said “no, meant 1000 for ST.” I joked with her about it, offered her 700 which she refused, and kissed her on the cheek, told her that I loved her, and parted. Then walked a bit around found another gal. She worked at some barbeer. She wanted me to BF her, and I refused. Offered her 600, and she said OK, and that I should wait around the corner from her bar for 5 minutes so she could get released. She looked good and I agreed. While waiting, of course tried to find other gals, but nothing had my interest. After 10 minutes, I decided to leave. Walking to Pattaya Beer Gardens, found this one gal along the way. She was small. Nice breasts. Bit plump. 500, OK, let’s go.

When she got to my hotel, she took off clothes. She had way more belly fat than I thought. She looked pregnant, and her stomach had major child birth scars. That, and those tits just sagging there; a complete turn off. Just uninterested. After a few efforts, nothing came up, and I just gave her 500 baht, thanked her, and told her to leave. After three times that day, I really needed something more stimulating to go a fourth round. Complete bust. Oh well, live and learn. Perhaps since this my last evening there should have taken that original gal who wanted 1000 baht. Too late.

Was going to sleep when decided to text one of my favorite gals. At 26 years she has a great bod and great in the sack. She immediately offered LT. Agreed. Made for the perfect sleep medication, cause after I banged her, out like a light. The Vit C must have still been active, because about 11:30 AM Little Popper was up yet again, and she gave her usual stellar performance. Told her I’d miss her forever and gave her 1000 baht, and well after noon she left. She did not want her picture taken, but I snapped it as she was leaving (see pic 1).

This was the last day. Figured I’d end it with a bang: A 3-some. Needed two girls. First I had to grab breakfast (three eggs and coffee) and prep a cab. Cab to airport was 1000 baht and included tolls. Agreed to be at my hotel at 6:PM. Texted a gal who a sexual dynamo in the sack. She is mid-20s and had a kid (her stomach bit of a mess). Told her to meet me with her friend at my hotel at 3:30. Considering all the gals I had that day, did not know if I could handle a 3-some, but figured I’d try. She, ding-dong, arrived at 4:00 and I nearly left to find two gals from BR. However, she arrived with another gal who was really sexy. Both went to my room, but her friend did not want the 3-some with her friend. She thought that I had a friend for her to have as separate, rather than a straight 3-some. She wanted to wait in the lobby and she would come up after. Ummmm, OK. My gal was just so into it. From my experience, you all can keep your 3000 baht ST go-go gals with their dead fish attitudes. I’ll take bit cheaper gals, not as good looking, but stellar performances. This gal is one of my steadies (see pic2) has a kid, but a great lay. Anyway, she left my room at 5:10 and promised me her cute friend. Got a call. Apparently her friend was not interested in cumming up. Who knows the bla bla bla. Just as well, since I had bit of final packing to do, and did not think I could bang again anyway. As is, was completely dry on cum.

For this trip, all to report. Now that back in the Real World, and will begin writing the [b]Popper Hotel Report[/b]. Have a lot of information to go through. Could be over a hundred hotels in this list, and will need time to organize it all. Will also write a lengthy intro will I suspect will include much of my Phil on the church of [b]BFs and LDs are for Noobs, Suckers, and Tourists[/b] and other thoughts / experiences.

… damn I had a terrible time in Pattaya.



--Popper
The world would be a better place if there were more wh0re houses and less churches.

[QUOTE=Jerboa]He could of gone to one of the soapy places for that.[/QUOTE]

Well, I figured it's about the same as Snow White etc in Bangkok, so OK .. but it sounds like I've been had ..

Right on, thanks for the help!

[QUOTE=Run Mann]NP has in-room massage service and you can top it off with more than just a HJ but it you have to negotiate with the girl for that special treatment. Eden’s Massage has some qualified (outcall) masseuses but they won't offer kind of special service and doubtful you would want any such service from them too.[/QUOTE]

Hey Popper,

I have read all of your reports since day one, They were extremely entertaining. I'm still waiting for you hotel report. I'll be arriving in Pattaya on September 29. And I'm really looking forward in reading your report. Base on your report I will select the best hotel for my Holiday.

Thank You

[quote]For this trip, all to report. Now that back in the Real World, and will begin writing the [b]Popper Hotel Report[/b]. Have a lot of information to go through. Could be over a hundred hotels in this list, and will need time to organize it all. Will also write a lengthy intro will I suspect will include much of my Phil on the church of [b]BFs and LDs are for Noobs, Suckers, and Tourists[/b] and other thoughts / experiences.

Damn I had a terrible time in Pattaya.

-Popper

The world would be a better place if there were more wh0re houses and less churches.[/QUOTE]

Apologies for talking BS about hospitals ...
Your comments make sense also looking at ridiculous amount of drugs prescribed to my friend.

[QUOTE=Henryv]As a precautionary measure I would the name of a clinic in Pattaya in case I come down with a dose of something.

Any recommendations?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]I recommend Pattaya Memorial Hospital (in walking reach of Soi 7).

Hey guys, on the fast track again. Hitting Thailand in two weeks. Going to be in the Pattaya area. I will be doing the walking street thing, apprehensive about the lady boy thing, but I have heard that the soapy parlors / massage parlors only staff girls. Any good solid recommendations?

My preffered style is the full shower thing with massage, full service, optional take out, with good spa style facilities. Anything come to mind-?

Having a short one week holiday in Pattaya and after 3 days I feel like to give my humble contribution to the general knowledge of this thread.

I'm staying in Soi 4, Bella Villa Prima Hotel. The hotel is okish, price acceptable, and extremely relaxed about guest policy. I have several girls in my room at different time of the day and of the night and no problems so far.

First day I was dragged in a bar in 2nd road near the hotel (between soi 4 and soi 5) and after a drink I left with the girl who was serving me. Bar fee 350 Bh, 500 Bh for the girl s/t. Satisfied? Yes. Would repeat? Nope.

2nd day I went to Beach Road. Quality of the girls is varied. Some very ugly, some acceptable, a few gems. Found a tiny young girl, I thought she was 18 but she told me 26, I believe her. First we went for a drink in a bar in soi 6 she knew. Paid her 2 beers, one for mamasan and a coke for me. Then we went to my hotel for an extremely satisfying section. After some sleep tried for a second one, but no way I could! We went out for having dinner in a place she knew (again!) and again she asked me to buy a drink for the restaurant mamasan!

After dinner she wanted to stay with me all night but I prefer to sleep alone and paid her and left.

500 Bh for drinks
500 Bh for dinner
1000 Bh for her
Total 2000 Bh for almost a full day service with a very pretty girl.
Satisfied: yes
Would repeat? Maybe not
3rd day I went to Soi 6 and and met 2 beautiful eyes...
No English spoken but nice smile and good attitude.
300 Bh Bar fee
200 Bh Drinks
500 Bh for her s/t
Total 1000 Bh
Satisfied: yes
Would repeat: maybe

Tonight I want to try again my luck in Beach Road, if not I will go back to Soi 6 and bar fee a cute one.

My advises:
dont be in a rush when you chose a girl in Pattaya. The offer vastly exceeds the demand! You will always find someone you fancy.
walking street has the best girl but the prices are double than in other places. Second best is soi 6 with acceptable prices. Beach road is the cheapest but you must do some research as the quality varies a lot.
Be careful about other bars. The prices are the same as in soi 6 but the quality is generally low. With the occasional exception.

Appreciate. But no way [b]Popper Hotel Report [/b]will be completed by then. Why would you do Pattaya anyway? As you can tell from my posts, just hated the place. Horrible place. Not recommended at all.

Oops ...

"The world would be a better place with more wh0re houses and less churches."

Popper

[QUOTE=Majestic1967]Hey Popper,

I have read all of your reports since day one, They were extremely entertaining. I'm still waiting for you hotel report. I'll be arriving in Pattaya on September 29. And I'm really looking forward in reading your report. Base on your report I will select the best hotel for my Holiday.

Thank You[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Popper1]Appreciate. But no way [b]Popper Hotel Report [/b]will be completed by then. Why would you do Pattaya anyway? As you can tell from my posts, just hated the place. Horrible place. Not recommended at all.

Oops ...

"The world would be a better place with more wh0re houses and less churches."
--Popper[/QUOTE]Popper,

Even I am a huge fan off yours, after reading those reports. Regarding popper hotel reports you can at least start with the best hotels first and latter on adding the worst and acceptable hotels. So that people traveling now can have a pleasure of your facilitation of your long experience.

Great report. Only needed to add "hooty's avoid Geegi" in my palm phone.


[QUOTE=Asian Fetish]178. 162. 182. 149 Anyway, another night in Pattaya and I was determined to find someone I'm really looking for. So I was combing the gogo's for that special someone when walking past hooty's in walking street I saw her. Standing outside the club wearing a body hugging grey dress, hostess dress.

She was excactely what I've been looking for, short, about 5'tall or under, dark skin, pettite but shapely figure and walked great which is always a turn on for me. Her name was Geegi and as mentioned works as a hostess at the club. I liked her as soon as I saw her, bought her a drink, chatted alittle asked her how much bar fine and for herself. 600 for bar and 2000lt for her, I can live with that I thought and we were away in a flash.

So this is where it begins, she asks me what I have planned to which I replied we'll quickly grab some kebabs from my favourite street vendor, acouple of drinks from 7/11, head up to my room and fuck!. She says sounds like a good idea but., its too early yet and suggests we maybe have acouple of drinks at a beerbar. Anything that makes you happy I said and with that she go's on to say her family has just opened a beerbar at one of the large complex's at the end of walking street and we should go there for some drinks. I should of seen this coming I said to myself but I figured acouple of drinks won't hurt.

Well, sitting there with drink in hand and her yip yaking to the old lady behind the bar I was getting bored also getting harrassed every 20 minutes for tips from the thai boxes when finishing their rounds in the ring. I really didn't mind this cause they were actually good fighters and putting on a good show, but what really got up my nose was when a few guys were entering the complex my girl for the night was welcoming them in and trying to entice them to sit at the bar we're at. I thought to myself, hang on a second *****, I paid your barfine and taken you out, your mine for the night. If you want your family's friend bar to succeed maybe he should get some young attractive girls behind the counter and not some old wrinkly 50 yearold pouring drinks. So with that thought, I paid bin and told her we leave now, she asked 'now', I just nodded my head, grabbed her hand and left without leaving a tip which they were expecting.

Back to the room and we showered and affectionately went to bed where we caressed and kissed to get me going. I went down and gave her a thorough tongue lashing to which she came, as I came up from between her legs she was looking at me with satisfaction and disbelieve, told me 'thankyou' with a soft voice then turned around, curled up and went to sleep. 'What the fuck' was my first reaction, but then I realised that the poor darling might need some rest after the entre, so decided to let her sleep alittle, turned on the tv and waited my turn.

4 fucking hours later and she's still sleeping, I was upset and I was going to wake her by sticking my cock up her ass when I thought up a better idea, I'll wait until around 5ish in the morning before I kick her out. Thats excactly what I did and as I ushered her out the door she was looking at me and expecting something, such as money, which I just closed the door behind her. As far as I was concerned the money she was expecting was spent at her family's freind's bar on drinks, while I only bought her three beers and two cokes for myself but thats how I felt, hopefully the next night will turn out better I hoped.[/QUOTE]

Hello,

Do you know any pharmacy in Pattaya or Bangkok which sells HIV Self-Tests?

Up to now I did not find any in Thailand.

In Malaysia there are several, as you can see on the following link:

[url]http://www.hivtest.com.my/pharmacies.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Asian Fetish]178. 162. 182. 149 Anyway, another night in Pattaya and I was determined to find someone I'm really looking for. So I was combing the gogo's for that special someone when walking past hooty's in walking street I saw her. Standing outside the club wearing a body hugging grey dress, hostess dress.

She was excactely what I've been looking for, short, about 5'tall or under, dark skin, pettite but shapely figure and walked great which is always a turn on for me. Her name was Geegi and as mentioned works as a hostess at the club. I liked her as soon as I saw her, bought her a drink, chatted alittle asked her how much bar fine and for herself. 600 for bar and 2000lt for her, I can live with that I thought and we were away in a flash.

So this is where it begins, she asks me what I have planned to which I replied we'll quickly grab some kebabs from my favourite street vendor, acouple of drinks from 7/11, head up to my room and fuck!. She says sounds like a good idea but., its too early yet and suggests we maybe have acouple of drinks at a beerbar. Anything that makes you happy I said and with that she go's on to say her family has just opened a beerbar at one of the large complex's at the end of walking street and we should go there for some drinks. I should of seen this coming I said to myself but I figured acouple of drinks won't hurt.

Well, sitting there with drink in hand and her yip yaking to the old lady behind the bar I was getting bored also getting harrassed every 20 minutes for tips from the thai boxes when finishing their rounds in the ring. I really didn't mind this cause they were actually good fighters and putting on a good show, but what really got up my nose was when a few guys were entering the complex my girl for the night was welcoming them in and trying to entice them to sit at the bar we're at. I thought to myself, hang on a second *****, I paid your barfine and taken you out, your mine for the night. If you want your family's friend bar to succeed maybe he should get some young attractive girls behind the counter and not some old wrinkly 50 yearold pouring drinks. So with that thought, I paid bin and told her we leave now, she asked 'now', I just nodded my head, grabbed her hand and left without leaving a tip which they were expecting.

Back to the room and we showered and affectionately went to bed where we caressed and kissed to get me going. I went down and gave her a thorough tongue lashing to which she came, as I came up from between her legs she was looking at me with satisfaction and disbelieve, told me 'thankyou' with a soft voice then turned around, curled up and went to sleep. 'What the fuck' was my first reaction, but then I realised that the poor darling might need some rest after the entre, so decided to let her sleep alittle, turned on the tv and waited my turn.

4 fucking hours later and she's still sleeping, I was upset and I was going to wake her by sticking my cock up her ass when I thought up a better idea, I'll wait until around 5ish in the morning before I kick her out. Thats excactly what I did and as I ushered her out the door she was looking at me and expecting something, such as money, which I just closed the door behind her. As far as I was concerned the money she was expecting was spent at her family's freind's bar on drinks, while I only bought her three beers and two cokes for myself but thats how I felt, hopefully the next night will turn out better I hoped.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you got used...lol. But it's all good.

It's Pattaya!