Beginners guide to Artemis
Arrived to Berlin at night and only managed to get there little after midnight on Thursday night (Friday is a day off. Labor day).
Some facts.
- my first time to FKK type of establishment.
- No you don't have to be naked, you have a choice of towel or robe.
- most girls walk around naked, some with a towel around their waste and topless.
- Entrance 80 Euro, Sex (BJ and FS) each 30 minutes = 60 Euros.
Entrance.
You are met by a lady at the reception who will ask you if this is your first time, then gives you a wristband (like the ones at the clubs in case you want to leave and come back) and also gives you a wristband with a key that you can shower with). Also gives you a choice of towel or robe and hands that to you.
The key is used for 2 things, the safety box (very small) where you can keep your wallet, phone, car keys. Etc.), keep some cash on you like 100. Then you head to the locker room, undress, wear your robe and pick up rubber slippers. Take a shower (optional) and get ready for the action.
Note: you can't buy drinks with cash, so while you pay the entrance fee it is worth buying 10 Euro chips 2-3 (Jack Daniels for example is 10). Otherwise you will need to go back and could see a line.
The club has 3 levels.
Level G (Entrance level) main bar. This is where all the ladies hang out and you can smoke and drink, the room is pretty smoky. Further in there is like a pole dance area followed by the bed cinema to the left and the restaurant (don't bother).
Level -1 (a flight of stairs down) has a pool, sauna, a couch cinema and a gym LOL.
Level +1 has the private rooms.
You can have sex in the rooms, and in the cinemas. Not sure if there are other options. In the cinema people can see you and most people go there for a BJ. If you are the shy type skip this but you can hang around and watch, don't expect to see much.
The place when I got there had at least 50 girls and 2-1 men to women ratio, it did feel crowded but not shockingly.
The girls. Ohhh boy, let me tell you I have seen at least 10 girls who are 8-10 in beauty. Most are white, blondes, and surprisingly a good percentage of natural tits. Trust me when I say this you will find 3-4 easily your type, I don't care what your type is. Thick, Thin, fat, fake tits, red head, German and foreign women, ages from 21 to 33 majority being 25 ish.
I took 2 German girls, 30 minutes apart. The first one was very cold and somewhat fussy, the second one was a toy. The default is BBBJ, the second girl was shocked when I asked her for a CBJ she said you're the first one in 2 months to refuse BBBJ. I am pretty freaky (based on facts) about BBBJ. Yes most people don't understand the risks I don't blame them.
They offer extras, I did not partake in any. A-Level DFK and so on. I don't think there is anything they don't do probably except unprotected FS.
After the session, you put your robe on and you head to the shower area on Level G (shared showers but nothing to worry about). Refresh, recharge and repeat till you run out of juice or cash or both.
There were easily 10 girls I would want to do. Each for a different reason. I like younger blondes, girl next door look, natural breast and I found plenty.
Will repeat for sure. The feeling I had when I was there is I'm living in the Roman era or Caligula LOL. Some men are lying down, some asleep some drinking and naked girls roaming around looking to please.
I have seen much, I have been to a lot. This experience topped most when it comes to talent, variety, convenience and price.
Hope this is useful. Enjoy, be safe.
Some newbie info required
Hi guys,
As a newbie to Berlin and Germany.
Just wondering what NON -FKK options there are in Berlin?
I am not interested in Gang bangs.
Are there nightclubs where escorts hang out at?
Are there strip clubs which can lead to me?
Thanks!