Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=JayWonEm;3016492]OK, so that is two ringing endorsements for Wonder Massage!! Thank you.[/QUOTE]Personally, the only ringing endorsement for Wonder Massage from those two fine reports is its very close proximity to another shop where at least one girl is agreeable to engaging in Real Sex / BBFSCIP and that the mamasan at Wonder Massage has the phone number of another unnamed shop where there might be a 30+ year old lady of moderately acceptable looks willing to give an ok BBBJCIM as long as the customer is persisent and patient enough for her to make the call and wait for the lady to show up.

Now, I'm not saying the umbrella story and the effort put into finding a lady somewhere else of minimal attractiveness willing to give a Real Blowjob isn't all plus plus on Wonder Massage's score card.

However, I still see it as a sad commentary on what passes for P4 P in a fairly high-profile and often mentioned shop in the heart of Bangkok, Thailand's red light district in 2025.

[QUOTE=SpinnerHunter;3016448]
Saw a tall girl spinner wearing glasses, invited her to sit. 220 thb x2 lady drinks. Bought one for papa-san too.

Spent about an hour chatting / drinking.

4000ST / 8000 LT was the ask. BF was around 1000.

She said LT would be until 5, but maybe 6 because she liked me.

When I tried to close the deal, she changed her mind and said she was tired and didn't want to go out anymore.

I was surprised and wondered what made her change her mind.

Maybe because I offered her some MJ gummies (which she accepted and consumed), but I think it was more likely a couple of whales showed up buying 12 k thb drink towers.

In my internal debrief I should have closed the deal sooner and left with her. Staying longer only cost more in LD and time.

Damage was around 2200.
[/QUOTE]". When I tried to close the deal, she changed her mind. ".

My knee jerk reaction to her changing her mind is that she was never going to do a bar fine with you. I suspect she was a "drinks only girl" who claims to be bar fineable until the last second. You dropped about 2200 baht the way she ran the game, that's good money. If she had initially said she only does drinks, many punters would buy nothing.

I don't enjoy drinking and talking in noisy bars with semi-literate Thai girls. I normally do the bar fine after just 1 drink, rarely 2 drinks. If she fails after 1 drink, I move on to the next girl or the next bar. I've never seen a 2200 baht bar bill.

I've only been to Patpong a couple of times and it felt like scam city to me. Nana Plaza doesn't feel as slimy.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3016555]Personally, the only ringing endorsement for Wonder Massage from those two fine reports is its very close proximity to another shop where at least one girl is agreeable to engaging in Real Sex / BBFSCIP and that the mamasan at Wonder Massage has the phone number of another unnamed shop where there might be a 30+ year old lady of moderately acceptable looks willing to give an ok BBBJCIM as long as the customer is persisent and patient enough for her to make the call and wait for the lady to show up.

Now, I'm not saying the umbrella story and the effort put into finding a lady somewhere else of minimal attractiveness willing to give a Real Blowjob isn't all plus plus on Wonder Massage's score card.

However, I still see it as a sad commentary on what passes for P4 P in a fairly high-profile and often mentioned shop in the heart of Bangkok, Thailand's red light district in 2025.[/QUOTE]I've had BBFS with girls at Wonder massage too. It's available in every shop. Even normal, vanilla thai massage shops where there's what sounds like a middle-aged, obese, american woman, laying on a mattress 4-5 meters further down the room, getting an oil massage from a 40 year old thai woman, while I am quietly banging her 20 year old colleague.

It all depends on the girl and the punter, not the shop, even though some shops may at various times have or have not girls who openly offer BBFS. In that regard Wonder Massage is neither better nor worse than other shops, but if anyone is taking anything away from my report except that this a shop, perhaps the only one at this tier, where the management will make a very real effort at making things good for a random customer if he was not satisfied, they're a bit of a fruitcake in my opinion. What management did ... it's not a score of 10/10 for Wonder massage. It's 11/10.

Your derogatory comment about the age and attractiveness of the staff at the other unnamed shop is also unwarranted. They were of the typical age and attractiveness you will find if you walk into any other random sex shop in Bangkok, which today unfortunately means I will quickly walk out again, until after 4-5 shops I will perhaps find someone I would like to bang.

If someone is in that area (a two minute walk from Asoke BTS), I will recommend stopping at Wonder massage to have a look first, before continuing to the next shop if no girl there was to your taste. We should support businesses who care about their customers, as there aren't a whole lot of other shops who will put their money where their mouth is when it comes to that.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3016555] ... the mamasan at Wonder Massage has the phone number of another unnamed shop where there might be a 30+ year old lady of moderately acceptable looks willing to give an ok BBBJCIM [/QUOTE]I have no experience with Wonder. Just came here to say: If you goto Wonder Massage website, and click on the Outlet tab, they show Deep in Phrom Phong as a new outlet. This MAY be where the new girl came from, but pure speculation on my part.

Hope this helps.

Fargler.

[QUOTE=Gloryjack;3016538]Any reasonably priced blow job bars one can recommend please?[/QUOTE]I frequent:

Lolitas. Soi 8 alley - 800 baht.

Kasalong. Soi 6 Alley - 800 Baht.

Wood Bar. Soi 7 alley - 1000 Baht.

Duangporn Haven. Ratchadipsek by Asok BTS - 800 Baht.

I didn't like:

Vovo. Soi 33 - 1400 Baht? Pick your provider from an iPad.

7 heaven. Soi 33 Alley - 1300 Baht pick your provider from an iPad.

BitStyle. Soi 22 alley - 1300 Baht, condom mandatory, fat girls only.

Never been:

Secret Kiss. Soi 23 - 1300 Baht Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Magic Table. Soi 7? - Sometimes gets advertised as a 1200 baht BJ bar. Can anyone confirm? Is it no bar fine, no lady drink, can I just pay for play? No condom?

Lacha 869. Soi 26 Alley - 1400 Baht Any intel? Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Unsure:

Madame Claude. Have I been? I should check my own post history. I must have been VERY drunk / stoned at the time if I don't remember. Or maybe I am very drunk / stoned now!

Fargler.

P.S. Add to the list please if you know more places, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Good info is what I'm after, and why I take the time to answer a post like this.
P.S.S. I am editing a little as I find new data

[QUOTE=Werqweq;3016570]I've had BBFS with girls at Wonder massage too. It's available in every shop. Even normal, vanilla thai massage shops where there's what sounds like a middle-aged, obese, american woman, laying on a mattress 4-5 meters further down the room, getting an oil massage from a 40 year old thai woman, while I am quietly banging her 20 year old colleague.

It all depends on the girl and the punter, not the shop, even though some shops may at various times have or have not girls who openly offer BBFS. In that regard Wonder Massage is neither better nor worse than other shops, but if anyone is taking anything away from my report except that this a shop, perhaps the only one at this tier, where the management will make a very real effort at making things good for a random customer if he was not satisfied, they're a bit of a fruitcake in my opinion. What management did ... it's not a score of 10/10 for Wonder massage. It's 11/10.

Your derogatory comment about the age and attractiveness of the staff at the other unnamed shop is also unwarranted. They were of the typical age and attractiveness you will find if you walk into any other random sex shop in Bangkok, which today unfortunately means I will quickly walk out again, until after 4-5 shops I will perhaps find someone I would like to bang.

If someone is in that area (a two minute walk from Asoke BTS), I will recommend stopping at Wonder massage to have a look first, before continuing to the next shop if no girl there was to your taste. We should support businesses who care about their customers, as there aren't a whole lot of other shops who will put their money where their mouth is when it comes to that.[/QUOTE]If you have had BBFS with "girls" at Wonder Massage then your experience with the umbrella and especially the recent call to another shop to find a suitable girl for you could not possibly reflect what happens to a "random stranger" there, right?

On the other hand, AsianRain's report is much closer to the response a random stranger might get by merely asking a question that seems perfectly reasonable based not only on his experience at another shop practically arms distance away but also by your testimony here that BBFS is available at every shop in Thailand.

The response he got from the mamasan to that perfectly reasonable question that I would imagine she must have heard brought up dozens of times was so severe I got the impression, and he can correct me if I am wrong, that was at least one reason it was his first and last visit to that shop.

Meanwhile, I suspect he and many other readers of these reports will make Smile their next stop in that area as a "random stranger" over Wonder Massage. And not all of them will be fruitcakes.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3016574]
BitStyle. Soi 22 alley - 1300 Baht, condom mandatory, fat girls only.
[/QUOTE]You are not joking? A BJ bar that requires condom? I've visited bitstyle a few times, and they did not require condom then. Last time I did not just walk out because they were either busy, or nobody there I liked, was a couple of years ago though.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3016574]
Never been:

Secret Kiss. Soi 23 - 1300 Baht Does anyone know if they require a condom?
[/QUOTE]They've had many favourable reviews on another forum (smf), so can't imagine they do. Planning on visiting it soon.

[QUOTE=Fargler;3016574]

Secret Kiss. Soi 23 - 1300 Baht Does anyone know if they require a condom?
[/QUOTE]I posted the pricing of the place a few weeks ago, some cuties and no Condom, make sure you confirm CIM to the cashier (they all do CIM but you don't want to be disappointed).

[QUOTE=Fargler;3016574]I frequent:

Lolitas. Soi 8 alley - 800 baht.

Kasalong. Soi 6 Alley - 800 Baht.

Wood Bar. Soi 7 alley - 1000 Baht.

Duangporn Haven. Ratchadipsek by Asok BTS - 800 Baht.

I didn't like:

Vovo. Soi 33 - 1400 Baht? Pick your provider from an iPad.

7 heaven. Soi 33 Alley - 1300 Baht pick your provider from an iPad.

BitStyle. Soi 22 alley - 1300 Baht, condom mandatory, fat girls only.

Never been:

Secret Kiss. Soi 23 - 1300 Baht Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Magic Table. Soi 7? - Sometimes gets advertised as a 1200 baht BJ bar. Can anyone confirm? Is it no bar fine, no lady drink, can I just pay for play? No condom?

Lacha 869. Soi 26 Alley - 1400 Baht Any intel? Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Unsure:

Madame Claude. Have I been? I should check my own post history. I must have been VERY drunk / stoned at the time if I don't remember. Or maybe I am very drunk / stoned now!

Fargler.

P.S. Add to the list please if you know more places, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Good info is what I'm after, and why I take the time to answer a post like this.
P.S.S. I am editing a little as I find new data[/QUOTE]I lot of places will do line-up's at certain times and ipad picking at other times, depends really on how busy they are. E. g Vovo and 7 Heaven mentioned above I've had line-up's. What I am saying really is their policy isn't set in stone. Also I find the mamasen is quite honest if you chat to them and get their advice on what would suit your needs most.

Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.

The Pimp got raided and three Americans arrested.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;3016607]You are not joking? A BJ bar that requires condom? [/QUOTE]Ya I was confused. I stood there a minute, and did my self check: Freshly showered? Check. Clean clothes? Check. Deodorant? Check. Mouthwash? Yep. WTF? Mamasan repeated "NO GIRLS DO BBJ".

Anyone who has been there, let me know if they got different results. Maybe I'm ugly?

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;3016609]I posted the pricing of the place a few weeks ago, some cuties and no Condom, make sure you confirm CIM to the cashier (they all do CIM but you don't want to be disappointed).[/QUOTE]Thanks for the solid information. I will likely give them a try this weekend.

[QUOTE=PgReal;3016616] Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Any idea on pricing? It's probably on their website I just haven't looked.

Fargler.

Any reviews of BJ bars in patpong?

Dear brothers,

I haven't posted here in a long time.

Regular civilian life distracted me from our hobby, and I haven't seriously partaken since 2017, even though I kept lurking from time to time.

However now, out of the blue, an occasion to visit Bangkok presented itself. But it's going to be outside the range of my previous experiences, and I find myself in need of your expertise.

It'll be 3 nights and 3 days. Myself, my best friend, and two female friends in their late thirties.

The ladies, both single at the moment, apparently are longing for something a little adventurous, a little spicy.

Since I'm the only one who's visited South East Asia and Thailand in particular, my three companions will rely on me to organize everything and show them a good time.

Now, what do I mean with "good time"? Good question. I don't know it myself.

First of all I guess I need to briefly clarify our relationships and leanings.

One of us guys used to be in an intimate relationship with one of the ladies, while the other two are familiar but not intimate, although that could change either before the trip or during it.

My friend and I are straight, and to my knowledge the ladies are straight too, but quite possibly a little bi-curious.

So, I know these two ladies well enough to go on holiday with them, drink in excess and be merry, but when it comes to prostitution and the overall sex vibes that permeate Bangkok, I have no idea how they'll react.

Maybe they'll be happy to visit Soi Cowboy once, and that will be it. Or maybe they will really go wild. I guess they don't know it themselves, and we will only find out once we're on location.

My guess is, we'll fall somewhere in the middle, maybe fooling around in public with some gogo girls as the topmost experience.

But with that said, I intend to take my role of chaperone seriously, and be prepared with a wide range of options, from the vanilla to the outright depraved.

To put my experience and knowledge of the city in perspective, at one point I visited Bangkok 4 times in 7 years (though my last visit dates back to 2015), both by myself and with a wingman, but crucially never accompanied by a woman.

So here I am, asking questions, feeling like a newbie:

- any massage parlour when the massage is real and sufficiently professional, but there's also more on offer, including for women? (I'm thinking along the lines of the salt scrub in Sazanka, for those who know / remember it).

- is there a sufficiently well-appointed beer-bar area, with the usual games like connect-4, that I could use as a soft starting point?

- which of the gogo bar areas do you think is best suited for women and couples? Any gogo in particular?

- are there other venues, clubs and whatnot, that cater to couples?

- any sort of dance / burlesque shows where the dancers mix up with the crowd and are available for private time?

- any exotic / erotic show, like girls with pythons?

- I'm trying to understand if a gentleman's club like Pimp could be an option. Do you think that two caucasian women would stand out too much? Would they feel out of place? Too much of a brothel vibe?

- regarding fetish clubs, I had an online look at Demonia and Octopus but the girls' quality seems appalling. Any similar place you'd recommend with decent looking providers?

I will of course read the forum and search for info outside ISG, but any kind of help you may offer to start me off will be invaluable to me, from straight replies, to mention of other reports here on ISG, to external links, and so on and so forth.

I hope you'll consider my request worthy of the forum.

As far as giving back, you can check my posting history: after asking questions, I have never failed to post detailed reports.

Thank you,

Ryo.

[QUOTE=PgReal;3016616]Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.[/QUOTE]I have been to Madame Claude a few times, most recently in November 2024. Excellent experience every time. I opt for the massage with full service, and all have been good fun. Madame Claude is not a place where BBFS is easily available, if at all, but having said that, I'm sure someone has had that experience, too. I'll definitely return on my next trip to Bangkok in November: first to Sakura-Akasaki on Thong Lor for the salt-scrub to really feel clean, second: dinner, third: Madame Claude.

My go to place. Wood BJ Bar which offers 800 & 1000 baht tiers.

[QUOTE=Gloryjack;3016538]Any reasonably priced blow job bars one can recommend please?[/QUOTE]