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A Short Time in Lima
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What Maggy really had going for her was that she was eager to come to my hotel at 0130. She dressed in an outfit similar to her photo in the ad and began the massage without taking off anything. I was ok with that as it was 0130 and having a decent massage at that hour, and given how tired I was, was enough for me. After about 30 minutes of a not bad massage she began to tease a bit and I responded with "ok" a lot. Eventually all her clothes were lying on the floor except some skimpy undies. She wouldn't have sex or even give a BJ but I had fun with a Russian finish. She's keeping in touch with the hope that I'll text her again. I might if it's late at night and she willing to deliver more.
As you can see from her photos she's not young but she was engaging and fun. She kisses well too. Like so many other Latin women beyond their 20's she was pleasantly surprised, I think, to have an engagement with a man who was considerate and played around a bit before driving the point home.
[URL]https://reikimassagerelaxing.com[/URL]
Ariel has an office attached to a salon near Kennedy Park. The way she looks in the website doesn't do her justice at all. The dyed red hair is for real but you wouldn't believe that body. From the neck down she is a total teenager. She might be 5 feet tall but only barely and her small, natural tits stick straight out. That tiny little butt is to die for. Even after showering together she wasn't quite comfortable with me licking it. My efforts probably surprised her but I think she'll be ready for me next time. It was so much fun in 69 with her that I finished that way.
We began the encounter in my hotel room with a massage and it wasn't skilled but she was attentive. She didn't really tease much but she had taken off her dress and was wearing only a bra and panties. After a while I just couldn't resist touching her lovely figure and taking off her clothes. At some point she beckoned me to the shower and we washed each other down really well. Before long she was on her knees for a BBBJ and staring up at me. I'll skip a few details but we soon dried off and went to bed where I went between her legs for some extended licking, and she seemed to enjoy it. Soon after she laid me on my back, took jr in her mouth and stared at me again. Nice! It surprised her when I pulled her hips around and lowered those tiny labia on my face. Yeah, she liked that too.
I'll be back in Lima soon and I'm torn between seeing her again and trying a few other contacts I've made. I'm pretty sure the second meeting would be even better.
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Nice info!
[QUOTE=PineTree;2966390][URL]www.ocompra.com/peru/item/masajes-terapeuticos-678879448[/URL]
[URL]https://reikimassagerelaxing.com[/URL]
I'll be back in Lima soon and I'm torn between seeing her again and trying a few other contacts I've made. I'm pretty sure the second meeting would be even better.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the useful info. I like massages as well, but have not been able to find one where I can enjoy the massage as much as the fun afterwords. So I just stick to a regulr massage in miraflores.
May I ask what was the cost of these encounters. I see them listed at S /. 100 each but I doubt that includes the extra services?
When will you be in Lima next? I just arrived and will be here for a few weeks.
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First time in Lima
8 days in Lima. With buddies. Touristy stuff and hobbying. Not going to be as adventurous as some of why'all veterans, but here goes.
Airline (s).
Delta to San Jose, CR 22 k miles +$25.
Copa Airlines from San Jose to Lima, $220.
Delta from back from Lima, 46 k miles + $46.
Total $291 are / t.
Lodging.
Airbnb on Cisneros, Miraflores waterfornt malecon, 3 br with balcony. Debated with the host before hand about the whole no visitors policy and / or having to register guests beforehand. Basically asked her hey, so you're saying if I meet the woman of my dreams and possibly future wife, I can't have her over? I mean, we're grown ups. I'm not trying to have a party in your place. After some more hemming and hawing, she says ok, but how many people total. I'm like there's 3 of us so max 6 if we all meet our unicorn women. LOL I say we'll have your doorman get every ID. When the 1st one showed up, doorman was like oh I know what's up, go on up. No questions. Took care of the doormen the next day just to secure things and had smooth sailing the whole trip. Place was $120/ nt. Split 3 ways, $40/ nt.
Money.
Brought about $2000 on advice of the host. Found a casa de cambio on Jose Pardo that gave us pretty much the wholesale rate - 3. 7. Nowhere else had that, not my bank here in the states, not the banks or atms there. If I recall, the ATM rate I got there was around 3. 15-3. 2. So I stuck with using my Amex and charging in Soles (3. 45 rate) where possible / needed, and changing my $ at the casa de cambio for cash needs here: [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/bSk3FVR7BCZbmnW8A[/URL].
Activities.
Day 1 - Saturday.
Late arrival from San Jose, CR. Uber to Airbnb. We spent 2 nights with novias in San Jose so weren't in a rush. After a nap, walked to that San Ramon alley near Parque Kennedy for som food and to see what the street options were. The Lomo Saltado was the best thing that night. Street action was pretty bad. So we hit one of the rooftops there. Dubai or something like that. The cool thing was hanging with locals but it was impossible to pry any of the chicas away from their group. Leaving there, stopped at Tambo just north around the corner from that San Ramon alley for gatorades and beer. Hit up a really nice looking girl that was ordering food from there. At first, she was standoffish but saw her on the way out by the food pass-thru window and just said fuck it. Offered her my number and said to hit me up if she'd like to chat / hang out.
Day 2 - Sunday.
Finally up and about around 1 pm. Brunch at Rutina. Highly recommend as well. [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/A39QsRwA7Kzahw9a6[/URL] Went to Larcomar to check it out. Basically a mall, lots of locals so that was nice. Girl from Tambo hit me up on whatsapp. My spanish is terrible, but I try and it seems they like it, even if it's atrocious. Set a date for later. Yayyyy.
So we end up at Ayahuasca, because one of the doormen said to go there. Very nice joint, dead on Sundays, but that worked out because we ended up getting a private tour of every room in that mansion. 5 bars, I believe and lots of different places to hide in there. Food, drinks and music is amazing. Go there. Back at the airbnb, Tambo girl flaked and I got desperate and ordered one from photokinesiologas. Looked nothing like the pics but was passable. Maybe a 6, but nice body and I needed to let one go. Damage 300 soles ($80 ish).
Day 3 - Monday.
3rd Musketeer arrives. Did one of those 5 HR city tours. Museums, catacombs, history, culture, good shit. Got my steps in. No word from Tambo girl. Surfed some more on photokines and went with a Colombiana. She was in an apartment by Ovalo Bolognesi. This circle with a park in the middle, maybe 5 minutes walk from the airbnb. Since I'm a chickenshit and in a new city and don't know nuthin, had my boys walk with me and check out the apartment building and make sure we didn't see any shady shit. It was 200 soles ($50 ish) for 30 minutes and by the looks of the apartment and room that is all I would want. She was nice, 20 yo, big tits and awesome personality. She was maybe a 6 or 7 and into it so that helped even though I could feel the mattress springs in my knees or back depending on the position. Anyway, nice BBBJ to finish and I was back out in the park with my boys.
Decided to check out one of the more higher end rooftops and went to 27 Tapas. Very nice ambiance and local crowd, clearly the more well to do folks. A gaggle of ladies at one end of the bar but man, they would not give us the time of day. LOL Later we went to Houlihans for sports and beer where one of my guys struck up a thing with one of the waitresses, cute as a button 19 yo. Said she had friends and they'd like to hang out so we turned away the freelancers that were at the bar trying to hook up in favor of seeing how far we could go with the local action.
Day 4 - Tuesday.
Started the day around 11 am with brunch, forget the name of the place. I had looked up some tantra / nuru type places before arriving and we decided to go check one out. We went to Kaori Masajes [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC6jdhDqJn6vipdt8.[/URL] All communication via whatsapp and they said come on. So we went, got buzzed in, climbed to the 5th floor, and let thru another iron gate by a really hottie. Maybe 8 or 9 - and spoke really good English. We were led into a room where we got asked what we wanted. Two of us opted for nuru and one regular. We then got introduced to the available ladies to pick. Mine was Venezualan. I was quoted 250 soles for the massage and 2 pops. After a quick shower, we were under way. She asked if ID be interested in an additional 150 soles to be able to suck her tits, finger her, etc, etc but no sex and I was like sure. OK massage, but when I flipped on my back and she started sliding all over me with those amazing breasts I was lost. LOL. Reached over and she was dripping wet, so in went one finger, then two and then three. She came twice went to work on me. Got a nice big eruption and the cleanup began. She was so pretty and her pussy so wet I had to see if we could have an arrangement. She agreed to take my number and immediately messaged. We set a date for later. The other guy who got nuru, got similar treatment but cheaper than me. He got all that without the extra 100 soles.
This evening, we did an amazing food tour through Barranco. 4 hours, 6 food / drink places, several other art / cultural stops. This was freaking amazing. The ceviche must be from the gods. Pisco sours, Lomo Saltados, all kinds of shit. Massage girl ghosted me.
Day 5 - Wednesday.
Today was an all-day tour day. From 5 am to 11 pm. We did the Paracas, Islas Ballestas, Huacachina oasis and Ica desert tour. Man it was brutal being up that early with the long bus ride, but very comfortable and great guide. This tour was really good finishing up with the sand surfing and dune buggying into the sunset. $139 per person and we went with Peru Hop on this tour [URL]https://www.peruhop.com/passes/1-day-tour-from-lima/[/URL].
No hobbying today.
Day 6 - Thursday.
We started with a walk up to the Huaca Pucllana site and took a tour. Fantastic place. I never cease to be amazed by how much shit precedes us and this time we're. Really puts things in perspective. After that, we're like got to have Peruvian Chicken so we walked over to Las Canastas [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/rMLzFPKjFmEisBCo8[/URL] for the chicken and chica morada. I was comatose after the half chicken I devoured. Went back to Larcomar and just chilled the rest of the day. Ended up at Houlihans again to follow up with the waitress. Set a date with her and her friends for next day. Back at the airbnb, photokines again.
The girl from the massage place set a date for 7 pm but ghosted me AGAIN, so back to photokines. Got another vennie who kinda matched the pics, and initially seemed like she would be great, from personality, but went into the bathroom and came out a different person. Not sure if she took / did some shit but she was a sobbing mess. But we went ahead with the deeds, ok BBBJ, rest covered. Not really into it. As soon as we're done she starts asking for more, telling me her breast implant surgery was botched and she has to go fix it, showing me a lump. I don't mean to sound heartless but I was getting annoyed. Then it was messages from her pimp or something saying she'd been there over an hour and a car was waiting downstairs. Original damage 300 soles ($80 ish) + another 300 soles to put an end to the drama and get her out of my airbnb. Arggghhhhh. Went out to Atlantic City Casino to go lose some money. I got to get my blackjack fix once per trip. Played till almost 4 am (stupid).
Day 7 - Friday.
Wanted to day to be chill since late night gambling and we had dates with Houlihan waitress and her friends later. So went shopping for local things to bring home. Went to Inka market. Your typical venus fly trap of local / artisanal things. 87 stalls owned my 3 people selling the same stuff and everyone is trying to get you and you have to do the haggling thing and all that. Anyway, found some good stuff. Massage girl says she's definitely coming. I was like whatever. 8 pm I'm dressed and ready to go, massage girl says she's downstairs. My guys leave to go meet the Houlihans crew at Ayahuasca and I stay back. TLDR, huge let down. The damn nuru session with her was waaaaaay better than actual sex with her. I shoulda left it at that. Damage 400 soles plus uber because she lives way up past LOS Olivos. Oh well. Busted a nut but it was underwhelming. Off to Ayahuasaca.
Had the best time with 4 local girls at Ayahuasca. Ate, drank, talked, laughed, danced. It was amazing. One was really into me and we were getting very handsy. Knew for sure I was going to hit that. 2 am and we're walking out and she's going with me and her friend, the waitress, comes over and grabs her arm and is like come on, you're coming with me girl. She had to pull her to the taxi. So again, man, I found it very difficult to separate any girl from her group. So that was that, took my blue balls home.
Day 8 - Saturday.
Time to go home. The girl from last night messages and wants to see me before I leave. I'm like, I'm busy packing and shit. Come to my airbnb and hang. She won't. Wants me to meet her at a starbucks and come to her place and I'm like I don't have time. She sends a video sobbing that she really wants to see me. I'm like I'll send you an uber. Nope. This goes on all damn afternoon until I leave for the airport. Smh.
I enjoyed Lima. I did not get to do any of the Chongos, but maybe next time. From a mongering perspective, it was meh / ok for me but maybe the Chongos could have changed that. However, I'll definitely come back as I enjoy touristy shit too and still want to do Machu Picchu, Nazca Lines and other places in Peru. Plus I want to pursue the local girls more for the next trip and see if I can set up a regular there. I have regulars in Colombia, CR, Panama etc so figure I'll try there too. And the food scene is just insane.
Humbly. Mocos.
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[QUOTE=MocosGuey;2967041]8 days in Lima. With buddies. Touristy stuff and hobbying. Not going to be as adventurous as some of why'all veterans, but here goes.
Airline (s).
Delta to San Jose, CR 22 k miles +$25.
Copa Airlines from San Jose to Lima, $220.
Delta from back from Lima, 46 k miles + $46.
Total $291 are / t.
Lodging.
Airbnb on Cisneros, Miraflores waterfornt malecon, 3 br with balcony. Debated with the host before hand about the whole no visitors policy and / or having to register guests beforehand. Basically asked her hey, so you're saying if I meet the woman of my dreams and possibly future wife, I can't have her over? I mean, we're grown ups. I'm not trying to have a party in your place. After some more hemming and hawing, she says ok, but how many people total. I'm like there's 3 of us so max 6 if we all meet our unicorn women. LOL I say we'll have your doorman get every ID. When the 1st one showed up, doorman was like oh I know what's up, go on up. No questions. Took care of the doormen the next day just to secure things and had smooth sailing the whole trip. Place was $120/ nt. Split 3 ways, $40/ nt.
Money.
Brought about $2000 on advice of the host. Found a casa de cambio on Jose Pardo that gave us pretty much the wholesale rate - 3. 7. Nowhere else had that, not my bank here in the states, not the banks or atms there. If I recall, the ATM rate I got there was around 3. 15-3. 2. So I stuck with using my Amex and charging in Soles (3. 45 rate) where possible / needed, and changing my $ at the casa de cambio for cash needs here: [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/bSk3FVR7BCZbmnW8A[/URL].
Activities.
Day 1 - Saturday.
Late arrival from San Jose, CR. Uber to Airbnb. We spent 2 nights with novias in San Jose so weren't in a rush. After a nap, walked to that San Ramon alley near Parque Kennedy for som food and to see what the street options were. The Lomo Saltado was the best thing that night. Street action was pretty bad. So we hit one of the rooftops there. Dubai or something like that. The cool thing was hanging with locals but it was impossible to pry any of the chicas away from their group. Leaving there, stopped at Tambo just north around the corner from that San Ramon alley for gatorades and beer. Hit up a really nice looking girl that was ordering food from there. At first, she was standoffish but saw her on the way out by the food pass-thru window and just said fuck it. Offered her my number and said to hit me up if she'd like to chat / hang out.
Day 2 - Sunday.
Finally up and about around 1 pm. Brunch at Rutina. Highly recommend as well. [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/A39QsRwA7Kzahw9a6[/URL] Went to Larcomar to check it out. Basically a mall, lots of locals so that was nice. Girl from Tambo hit me up on whatsapp. My spanish is terrible, but I try and it seems they like it, even if it's atrocious. Set a date for later. Yayyyy.
So we end up at Ayahuasca, because one of the doormen said to go there. Very nice joint, dead on Sundays, but that worked out because we ended up getting a private tour of every room in that mansion. 5 bars, I believe and lots of different places to hide in there. Food, drinks and music is amazing. Go there. Back at the airbnb, Tambo girl flaked and I got desperate and ordered one from photokinesiologas. Looked nothing like the pics but was passable. Maybe a 6, but nice body and I needed to let one go. Damage 300 soles ($80 ish).
Day 3 - Monday.
3rd Musketeer arrives. Did one of those 5 HR city tours. Museums, catacombs, history, culture, good shit. Got my steps in. No word from Tambo girl. Surfed some more on photokines and went with a Colombiana. She was in an apartment by Ovalo Bolognesi. This circle with a park in the middle, maybe 5 minutes walk from the airbnb. Since I'm a chickenshit and in a new city and don't know nuthin, had my boys walk with me and check out the apartment building and make sure we didn't see any shady shit. It was 200 soles ($50 ish) for 30 minutes and by the looks of the apartment and room that is all I would want. She was nice, 20 yo, big tits and awesome personality. She was maybe a 6 or 7 and into it so that helped even though I could feel the mattress springs in my knees or back depending on the position. Anyway, nice BBBJ to finish and I was back out in the park with my boys.
Decided to check out one of the more higher end rooftops and went to 27 Tapas. Very nice ambiance and local crowd, clearly the more well to do folks. A gaggle of ladies at one end of the bar but man, they would not give us the time of day. LOL Later we went to Houlihans for sports and beer where one of my guys struck up a thing with one of the waitresses, cute as a button 19 yo. Said she had friends and they'd like to hang out so we turned away the freelancers that were at the bar trying to hook up in favor of seeing how far we could go with the local action.
Day 4 - Tuesday.
Started the day around 11 am with brunch, forget the name of the place. I had looked up some tantra / nuru type places before arriving and we decided to go check one out. We went to Kaori Masajes [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC6jdhDqJn6vipdt8.[/URL] All communication via whatsapp and they said come on. So we went, got buzzed in, climbed to the 5th floor, and let thru another iron gate by a really hottie. Maybe 8 or 9 - and spoke really good English. We were led into a room where we got asked what we wanted. Two of us opted for nuru and one regular. We then got introduced to the available ladies to pick. Mine was Venezualan. I was quoted 250 soles for the massage and 2 pops. After a quick shower, we were under way. She asked if ID be interested in an additional 150 soles to be able to suck her tits, finger her, etc, etc but no sex and I was like sure. OK massage, but when I flipped on my back and she started sliding all over me with those amazing breasts I was lost. LOL. Reached over and she was dripping wet, so in went one finger, then two and then three. She came twice went to work on me. Got a nice big eruption and the cleanup began. She was so pretty and her pussy so wet I had to see if we could have an arrangement. She agreed to take my number and immediately messaged. We set a date for later. The other guy who got nuru, got similar treatment but cheaper than me. He got all that without the extra 100 soles.
This evening, we did an amazing food tour through Barranco. 4 hours, 6 food / drink places, several other art / cultural stops. This was freaking amazing. The ceviche must be from the gods. Pisco sours, Lomo Saltados, all kinds of shit. Massage girl ghosted me.
Day 5 - Wednesday.
Today was an all-day tour day. From 5 am to 11 pm. We did the Paracas, Islas Ballestas, Huacachina oasis and Ica desert tour. Man it was brutal being up that early with the long bus ride, but very comfortable and great guide. This tour was really good finishing up with the sand surfing and dune buggying into the sunset. $139 per person and we went with Peru Hop on this tour [URL]https://www.peruhop.com/passes/1-day-tour-from-lima/[/URL].
No hobbying today.
Day 6 - Thursday.
We started with a walk up to the Huaca Pucllana site and took a tour. Fantastic place. I never cease to be amazed by how much shit precedes us and this time we're. Really puts things in perspective. After that, we're like got to have Peruvian Chicken so we walked over to Las Canastas [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/rMLzFPKjFmEisBCo8[/URL] for the chicken and chica morada. I was comatose after the half chicken I devoured. Went back to Larcomar and just chilled the rest of the day. Ended up at Houlihans again to follow up with the waitress. Set a date with her and her friends for next day. Back at the airbnb, photokines again.
The girl from the massage place set a date for 7 pm but ghosted me AGAIN, so back to photokines. Got another vennie who kinda matched the pics, and initially seemed like she would be great, from personality, but went into the bathroom and came out a different person. Not sure if she took / did some shit but she was a sobbing mess. But we went ahead with the deeds, ok BBBJ, rest covered. Not really into it. As soon as we're done she starts asking for more, telling me her breast implant surgery was botched and she has to go fix it, showing me a lump. I don't mean to sound heartless but I was getting annoyed. Then it was messages from her pimp or something saying she'd been there over an hour and a car was waiting downstairs. Original damage 300 soles ($80 ish) + another 300 soles to put an end to the drama and get her out of my airbnb. Arggghhhhh. Went out to Atlantic City Casino to go lose some money. I got to get my blackjack fix once per trip. Played till almost 4 am (stupid).
Day 7 - Friday.
Wanted to day to be chill since late night gambling and we had dates with Houlihan waitress and her friends later. So went shopping for local things to bring home. Went to Inka market. Your typical venus fly trap of local / artisanal things. 87 stalls owned my 3 people selling the same stuff and everyone is trying to get you and you have to do the haggling thing and all that. Anyway, found some good stuff. Massage girl says she's definitely coming. I was like whatever. 8 pm I'm dressed and ready to go, massage girl says she's downstairs. My guys leave to go meet the Houlihans crew at Ayahuasca and I stay back. TLDR, huge let down. The damn nuru session with her was waaaaaay better than actual sex with her. I shoulda left it at that. Damage 400 soles plus uber because she lives way up past LOS Olivos. Oh well. Busted a nut but it was underwhelming. Off to Ayahuasaca.
Had the best time with 4 local girls at Ayahuasca. Ate, drank, talked, laughed, danced. It was amazing. One was really into me and we were getting very handsy. Knew for sure I was going to hit that. 2 am and we're walking out and she's going with me and her friend, the waitress, comes over and grabs her arm and is like come on, you're coming with me girl. She had to pull her to the taxi. So again, man, I found it very difficult to separate any girl from her group. So that was that, took my blue balls home.
Day 8 - Saturday.
Time to go home. The girl from last night messages and wants to see me before I leave. I'm like, I'm busy packing and shit. Come to my airbnb and hang. She won't. Wants me to meet her at a starbucks and come to her place and I'm like I don't have time. She sends a video sobbing that she really wants to see me. I'm like I'll send you an uber. Nope. This goes on all damn afternoon until I leave for the airport. Smh.
I enjoyed Lima. I did not get to do any of the Chongos, but maybe next time. From a mongering perspective, it was meh / ok for me but maybe the Chongos could have changed that. However, I'll definitely come back as I enjoy touristy shit too and still want to do Machu Picchu, Nazca Lines and other places in Peru. Plus I want to pursue the local girls more for the next trip and see if I can set up a regular there. I have regulars in Colombia, CR, Panama etc so figure I'll try there too. And the food scene is just insane.
Humbly. Mocos.[/QUOTE]Excellent review and thanks for sharing. My experiences in Lima were somewhat different, but still similar.
1) The issue with the Airbnb host is real. They want the names of everyone staying at the airbnb and no parties, etc. And how security downstairs will card everyone coming in yada yada. In reality, one of the hookers I ordered simply just walk past security and was at the front door of my Airbnb when she came. The idea of tipping the security guard downstairs is a great one, so he can let in anyone you want to bring upstairs.
2) Larcomar mall is a possible place for action. I would sit at the lower level near the escalators and check out chicas going up and down, and they will check you out at the same time. I don't think it's too far fetch to approach some of them and start a convo, even though my Spanish is non existent.
3) I don't frequent bars and nightclubs and seems like you had some mixed action there. However, I am a big fan of hooking up with tour guides. A lot of them are college girls and do it part time and they like a party or more. Met one that had big fake boobs and a tongue piercing. Met another one that had a small chest but also with implants. Met yet another one who I am still keeping in touch with. YMMV in these cases. I am not a young guys anymore, LOL. But I would think taking them out for dinner and some shopping might get you in their panties.
4) I met a Venezuelan girl on a swinger dating site when I was in Lima. Came over to my Airbnb and stayed overnight. When you got a youngish girl in your Airbnb, it's time to leverage that and throw a swingers party. Peruvian couples love to attend swinger parties by there are so few options for them. Only one club in Lima that I know of, and people seldom host. I put the word out, and so many couples responded that I had to do two nights. But hey, fucking a Peruvian MILF is just fine with me, and I don't have to pay them.
Thanks once again, and I should be in Lima next year. I will post a day to day journal like you did.
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[QUOTE=AngmoLover;2967614]Excellent review and thanks for sharing. My experiences in Lima were somewhat different, but still similar.
1) The issue with the Airbnb host is real. They want the names of everyone staying at the airbnb and no parties, etc. And how security downstairs will card everyone coming in yada yada. In reality, one of the hookers I ordered simply just walk past security and was at the front door of my Airbnb when she came. The idea of tipping the security guard downstairs is a great one, so he can let in anyone you want to bring upstairs.
2) Larcomar mall is a possible place for action. I would sit at the lower level near the escalators and check out chicas going up and down, and they will check you out at the same time. I don't think it's too far fetch to approach some of them and start a convo, even though my Spanish is non existent.
3) I don't frequent bars and nightclubs and seems like you had some mixed action there. However, I am a big fan of hooking up with tour guides. A lot of them are college girls and do it part time and they like a party or more. Met one that had big fake boobs and a tongue piercing. Met another one that had a small chest but also with implants.[/QUOTE]Yeah the Airbnb thing is nuts. Went thru the same thing in San Jose CR for the 2 nights there. The guy grilled me but then seemed to reply in code later and I took it to mean send me some ids before they come and don't ask me anything else and I won't ask you anything either. Just don't cause me issues with the condo association / bldg mgmt / neighbors. Now I just tell them upfront hey I'm having people over for a hang out. If they get too weird I move on to the next Airbnb. I'm starting to think I can just plead ignorance as long as the doormen are cool and usually they are. Plus I have a perfect record on Airbnb so I just tell them check my shit and you'll see I don't cause issues and usually leave your place better than I found it. LOL. Oh for greasing the doormen, we had four of them on shifts and we gave each of the 100 soles. Not one problem.
I'm definitely going to try my luck at larcomar next time. I did try for the guide but she was like bruh I'm working and I live far away as shit, stop it. So I left her alone. LOL.
Damn that's interesting about the swinger angle. Good one. I will try that next time I'm there. Where do you put the word out for that, dating apps or.?
Thanks man!
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[QUOTE=MocosGuey;2967670]Yeah the Airbnb thing is nuts. Went thru the same thing in San Jose CR for the 2 nights there. The guy grilled me but then seemed to reply in code later and I took it to mean send me some ids before they come and don't ask me anything else and I won't ask you anything either. Just don't cause me issues with the condo association / bldg mgmt / neighbors. Now I just tell them upfront hey I'm having people over for a hang out. If they get too weird I move on to the next Airbnb. I'm starting to think I can just plead ignorance as long as the doormen are cool and usually they are. Plus I have a perfect record on Airbnb so I just tell them check my shit and you'll see I don't cause issues and usually leave your place better than I found it. LOL. Oh for greasing the doormen, we had four of them on shifts and we gave each of the 100 soles. Not one problem.
I'm definitely going to try my luck at larcomar next time. I did try for the guide but she was like bruh I'm working and I live far away as shit, stop it. So I left her alone. LOL.
Damn that's interesting about the swinger angle. Good one. I will try that next time I'm there. Where do you put the word out for that, dating apps or.?
Thanks man![/QUOTE]For swinger dating sites, I use SDC. It's very popular in South America. There are some single female profiles on the site in LIma. If you can hook up with a single lady, you can host a swinger party in your airbnb. I found my Venezuelan "GF" on this site. As long as other swinger know you are a couple, they will come.
As for the guides, I try to chat them up before I arrive and try and get a fill for whether they have other interests outside of the tour.
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Hi Folks,
Why struggle with uncooperative airmb landlords, when you can book a room at the Ibis Hotel for a bit over $40/ night in the middle of Miraflores, 2 block away from the Larcomar mall by the see.
You can walk very safely and reach anything in Miraflores without having to take a cab?
Close to everything, chica-friendly and inexpensive. Win, win, win situation with no headaches.
Later.
[QUOTE=MocosGuey;2967670]Yeah the Airbnb thing is nuts. Went thru the same thing in San Jose CR for the 2 nights there. The guy grilled me but then seemed to reply in code later and I took it to mean send me some ids before they come and don't ask me anything else and I won't ask you anything either. Just don't cause me issues with the condo association / bldg mgmt / neighbors. Now I just tell them upfront hey I'm having people over for a hang out. If they get too weird I move on to the next Airbnb. I'm starting to think I can just plead ignorance as long as the doormen are cool and usually they are. Plus I have a perfect record on Airbnb so I just tell them check my shit and you'll see I don't cause issues and usually leave your place better than I found it. LOL. Oh for greasing the doormen, we had four of them on shifts and we gave each of the 100 soles. Not one problem.
I'm definitely going to try my luck at larcomar next time. I did try for the guide but she was like bruh I'm working and I live far away as shit, stop it. So I left her alone. LOL.
Damn that's interesting about the swinger angle. Good one. I will try that next time I'm there. Where do you put the word out for that, dating apps or.?
Thanks man![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jockey16;2967777]Hi Folks,
Why struggle with uncooperative airmb landlords, when you can book a room at the Ibis Hotel for a bit over $40/ night in the middle of Miraflores, 2 block away from the Larcomar mall by the see.
You can walk very safely and reach anything in Miraflores without having to take a cab?
Close to everything, chica-friendly and inexpensive. Win, win, win situation with no headaches.
Later.[/QUOTE]But don't they check the ID of chicas and any guests that you bring to your room?
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I just finished getting a new screen protector at Polvos Azules. I went out the back to walk around the area. I spotted some hoes at a hostel at Av Jose Galvez 135 that were trying to get me to come fuck. They had Peruvian accents. 2:30 pm.
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[QUOTE=Jockey16;2967777]Hi Folks,
Why struggle with uncooperative airmb landlords, when you can book a room at the Ibis Hotel for a bit over $40/ night in the middle of Miraflores, 2 block away from the Larcomar mall by the see.
You can walk very safely and reach anything in Miraflores without having to take a cab?
Close to everything, chica-friendly and inexpensive. Win, win, win situation with no headaches.
Later.[/QUOTE]For me it's just personal preference. Me and / or my guys tend to like the home away from home feel. Kitchen, fridge, nice digs, guaranteed comfortable beds LOL, etc. But totally get your point. Yes it's annoying with the hosts but I've been lucky to find flexible ones for the type of place I like. In Medellíand for example I only do hotels unless with a group. If I go back to Lima solo, I may stay there. Thanks for the reco!
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Everybody carries an ID in Peru.
All pros know the ropes so they are used to show their ID at the front counter.
Semi, non-pros may feel a bit awkward but they adjust.
Just give it a chance and report on your experience please.
Later.
[QUOTE=AngmoLover;2967946]But don't they check the ID of chicas and any guests that you bring to your room?[/QUOTE]
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Check IDs
[QUOTE=AngmoLover;2967946]But don't they check the ID of chicas and any guests that you bring to your room?[/QUOTE]They will check the girls' IDs but that's for your protection. I even leave the girls' names at the front desk so they are expected. The desk may or may not call my room to ask if I'm expect a person. Then when she leaves they may call back to see if I'm ok. Once I think the desk wanted me to come down and sign the girl in but that's rare.
I have not had a major hotel chain deny me a guest to my room. They might deny more than one guest at a time but I haven't asked for that yet.
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[QUOTE=MocosGuey;2967041]8 days in Lima. With buddies. Touristy stuff and hobbying. Not going to be as adventurous as some of why'all veterans, but here goes.
Airline (s).
Delta to San Jose, CR 22 k miles +$25.
Copa Airlines from San Jose to Lima, $220.
Delta from back from Lima, 46 k miles + $46.
Total $291 are / t.
Lodging.
Airbnb on Cisneros, Miraflores waterfornt malecon, 3 br with balcony. Debated with the host before hand about the whole no visitors policy and / or having to register guests beforehand. Basically asked her hey, so you're saying if I meet the woman of my dreams and possibly future wife, I can't have her over? I mean, we're grown ups. I'm not trying to have a party in your place. After some more hemming and hawing, she says ok, but how many people total. I'm like there's 3 of us so max 6 if we all meet our unicorn women. LOL I say we'll have your doorman get every ID. When the 1st one showed up, doorman was like oh I know what's up, go on up. No questions. Took care of the doormen the next day just to secure things and had smooth sailing the whole trip. Place was $120/ nt. Split 3 ways, $40/ nt.....
Humbly. Mocos.[/QUOTE]I'll check out a restaurant or two next time I'm there as well. Great report.
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Great Pic, you must be a professional photographer? Seems like years of talent and effort went into that photo.
BTW, describing sex workers as "hoes". Given that you frequent them, what does that make you? A hoe monger?
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2967955]I just finished getting a new screen protector at Polvos Azules. I went out the back to walk around the area. I spotted some hoes at a hostel at Av Jose Galvez 135 that were trying to get me to come fuck. They had Peruvian accents. 2:30 pm.[/QUOTE]
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Don't book Hotel Miramar
[QUOTE=Jockey16;2967989]Everybody carries an ID in Peru.
All pros know the ropes so they are used to show their ID at the front counter.
Semi, non-pros may feel a bit awkward but they adjust.
Just give it a chance and report on your experience please.
Later.[/QUOTE]I did book with Hotel Miramar, upon recommendation from some locals. It turns out they are pretty strict on the ID policy. I called them from North America to clarify their policy and they said all visitors had to show ID, have it recorded. And since the front desk is almost right next to the main entrance, you can't smuggle any girls in without them seeing. And they had a strict no parties policy either, so, I would not have been able to host any swinger parties in my hotel room. I would say the person I spoke to wasn't all that friendly either. They figured I was planning to bring hookers up to the room and they were decidedly cold about that. One hotel I stayed in Buenos Aires asked my hooker for her contact number, when she checked in, so he could call her. LOL. It's quite a contrast.