Bangkok Reports

I don't see eThai posting any longer so for guys who have recently been to T-Ded, what time does it get busy with girls? Are there lots of girls there when it opens at 7 pm?

Is it really packed with guys after 10 or 11 pm (ie after I'm done with a Thermae girl)?

[QUOTE=ShaneFtzw21;3027637]Safe hotels? How to avoid ladyboys? Best spots to pick up women? Price ranges?[/QUOTE]I'm going to join the chorus of guys who urged Khun Shane to do his own homework. Here's a technique, which I think works pretty well:

Start a new document to record useful information. If you read the forum on a personal computer do this using a word processing program. If you access the forum on your phone, use an app like Notes on the iPhone or Simplenote on Android devices.

The forums devoted to Thailand have self-explanatory titles, like "Bangkok Reports" and "Bangkok Hotels." Go back at least a year and read forward. This sounds onerous, but it's not. Yesterday I did this on another site for another destination. I whipped through 18 months of traffic in 90 minutes.

When you find a helpful tidbit, add it to your list. You can cut and paste text or paraphrase. You can also use the post # to copy the URL for that specific post. Doing this using word processing software or a notes app allows you to organize what you learn. Travel tips. Where to lodge. Good places to eat. The current state of play for naughty boys.

If you read about a hotel, restaurant, go-go, massage place or whatever that sounds good, look it up on Google Maps or Bing maps. This will give you the lay of the land. Often, the establishment will have its own web site. Add the URLs to your list.

On the flight over, review your list. Review it again when you get to your hotel. Have at least a rough plan before you go out on the town.

Speaking strictly for me, I rather enjoy this process. When it's cold and dark in Farangland and I'm cooped up inside, keeping up with the latest reports and updating my list is like a virtual holiday. And when I finally arrive I make the best use of my time on the ground.

[QUOTE=ShaneFtzw21;3027637]Hi, I'm making a last minute trip to Thailand for a week the first week of October. I haven't had much time to research but I was hoping someone could recommend me some safe hotels to stay at. How do I avoid the ladyboys and how / where are the best spots to pick up women. Price ranges I should be aware to avoid getting ripped off? Anything else that would be helpful to know while there is appreciated! DMs are also open.[/QUOTE]When you say 'safe' hotels, do you mean won't collapse if there is another earthquake?

Re price, I think you should start at maybe 10,000 thb for ST, if you ask the barmen in Thermae to make an announcement for you that you have 10 k to offer, you may have to go up to 15-20 k but you'll get some takers.

I had a layover in Bangkok. Here's the report:

Saturday night, horrible Talent at the blowjob bars that does not include the ones outside of Nana. The ones on 7/1 or particularly horrific. I walked into red fern and fled an absolute horror and Terror.

The Maison stroll was packed at 8:00 pm On Saturday night dead at 11:00 pm And then re-upped at 1:00 am I wonder if the cops made a sweep. In any event, there were some average looking girls there, nothing spectacular, one Iranian girl that looked like Margaret Hamilton in The Wizard of Oz, and a fatty blonde Beast that was also non-Asian. The African girls were universally disgusting, they were in their usual spot near the hotel and along the corner before the police booth when the stores closed. They also were walking in pairs as usual.

Spotted in the wild, a pair of blondes walking up sukunwit and down. I didn't get a chance to make eye contact but they were strolling.

School girl was looking hard and beat up. Billboard was very mediocre and I only recognized one girl there who has changed her hair color and put on some weight. Rainbow three was dead as was rainbow five and rainbow four. The club in the very corner of the second floor where you had to climb the stairs and I just forgot the name but that was closed. Twister had some decent talent, probably the best in the whole complex. Overall, it was definitely a low season in terms of decent looking girls.

Thermae was full of girls, and I only recognized about eight or nine from my last visit there 6 months ago. Even the ones I recognized had put on weight or change their hair color. There were no girls that stood out to me, although clearly there were a lot of attractive girls, mostly of the Girl Next Door variety. But when you think about it, you can make up 50% of the girls in the club change their hairstyles make them look a little sluttier and they could dance in a Go-Go.

There was some very attractive girls on the street interspersed with the lady boys, a few of which were very attractive for lady boys. I grabbed a girl outside of Thermae that I had seen in the past and she was excellent. Interestingly enough, this girl had asked me for 6000 baht in the past, and then when I spied her and gave her a wink and talk to her this time, she asked me for 5000. I laughed at her and politely walked away, later, when I was ripping on my hitter, she grabbed me and told me 3000. When I complimented her on her pornstar performance she laughed and said I am a professional. LOL.

Scam alert.

A ladyboy and young girl on the street between 15 and 7/1, primarily in front of the hotels. The lady boy wears a mask and is well dressed, the girl is extremely attractive but very young looking. The minute you try talking to the girl the ladyboy interjects because the girl looks a little bit confused whenever you ask a question. The ladyboy said that the girl can only go in company with him, that they used their own hotel. When I asked if the girl had ID, the ladyboy said it's okay. I started laughing and walked away. Obviously, it's an extortion game.

Just as annoying, are the Indian guys that walk up to you poke you in the stomach and start telling you about herbal remedies. The first guy that did that to me I told him to go away, the second guy that did that to me I told him to fuck off and the third guy that did that to me I punched right in the face the minute he touched me and yelled thief in Thai. He got smart and jumped up and ran away as the motorcycle dudes perked up at the possible chance to lay out a beating to an Indian. Obviously, it's a pick pocket scam.

To our Indian brethren: rightfully or wrongfully in the Nana area you are not well liked by ties even though they will politely pretend. You should be on your best behavior.

Very nice overall field report from Nyezhov.

I like to be outdoors, enjoy cruising the streest, the sceneries, people, food, girls over cramming into noisy Gogos, bars or even Thermae.

Thanks for the scam alerts.

[QUOTE=ShaneFtzw21;3027637]Hi, I'm making a last minute trip to Thailand for a week the first week of October. I haven't had much time to research but I was hoping someone could recommend me some safe hotels to stay at. How do I avoid the ladyboys and how / where are the best spots to pick up women. Price ranges I should be aware to avoid getting ripped off? Anything else that would be helpful to know while there is appreciated! DMs are also open.[/QUOTE]If you want a safe hotel, stay at a Hilton, Hyatt, Marriot or similar. Pricer sure but they are nicer, up to the standard I am used to and are guest friendly. I do sometimes get an ST hotel if I don't want to bring them back.

[QUOTE=BadDances;3028036]If you want a safe hotel, stay at a Hilton, Hyatt, Marriot or similar. Pricer sure but they are nicer, up to the standard I am used to and are guest friendly. I do sometimes get an ST hotel if I don't want to bring them back.[/QUOTE]I prefer the amazing location of the Landmark Bangkok. It is on the same block as Nana Plaza just around the side of the block. Far enough above to avoid the road noise and late night music. The hotel is first class with a decent pool. Staff is great respectful and won't ever hassle you or your lady visitors.

There is nearby array of restaurants of all calibers at all hours of the night and day. You are also across from soi Arab with 24/7 eateries.

You will also be very close to all the street action on Soi 11 and also Sukkhumvit and Thermae.

Get a corner room for a better view. Check Agoda for better pricing.

Enjoy, E.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3027937]I had a layover in Bangkok. Here's the report:

Saturday night, horrible Talent at the blowjob bars that does not include the ones outside of Nana. The ones on 7/1 or particularly horrific. I walked into red fern and fled an absolute horror and Terror.

The Maison stroll was packed at 8:00 pm On Saturday night dead at 11:00 pm And then re-upped at 1:00 am I wonder if the cops made a sweep. In any event, there were some average looking girls there, nothing spectacular, one Iranian girl that looked like Margaret Hamilton in The Wizard of Oz, and a fatty blonde Beast that was also non-Asian. The African girls were universally disgusting, they were in their usual spot near the hotel and along the corner before the police booth when the stores closed. They also were walking in pairs as usual.

Spotted in the wild, a pair of blondes walking up sukunwit and down. I didn't get a chance to make eye contact but they were strolling.

School girl was looking hard and beat up. Billboard was very mediocre and I only recognized one girl there who has changed her hair color and put on some weight. Rainbow three was dead as was rainbow five and rainbow four. The club in the very corner of the second floor where you had to climb the stairs and I just forgot the name but that was closed. Twister had some decent talent, probably the best in the whole complex. Overall, it was definitely a low season in terms of decent looking girls..[/QUOTE]Just backing my bags for a free from work, long weekend in BKK, really looking forward to getting back it's been too long. Thanks for heads up on the scams, great intel! Always appreciated.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3027937]Just as annoying, are the Indian guys that walk up to you poke you in the stomach and start telling you about herbal remedies. Obviously, it's a pick pocket scam.[/QUOTE]It is not a pick pocket scam; it is the honey scam.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3028172]It is not a pick pocket scam; it is the honey scam.[/QUOTE]Doesn't matter what the scam is the minute they touch me for criminal reasons it's an assault. I'm old, they're young and that means the most powerful Sucker Punch I can dish out while screaming kmoy.

[QUOTE=OrientalLover;3027675]I used to get Dick and Balls shaving either in Nana barber shop or shop down in Soi 19. When I checked at the end of last year Soi 19 shop was not there. Does anyone know Nana barber shop still offer Dick and Balls shaving? Does anyone know any other place offer this service.[/QUOTE]Use hair removal cream, in 2 sessions, 2 days apart, cheaper and safer, no cuts.

I used to do waxing, only because the girl was alleviating the pain with saliva from an excellent BJ, but when she disappeared I switched to the cream.

[QUOTE=OldAndUgly;3028214]Use hair removal cream, in 2 sessions, 2 days apart, cheaper and safer, no cuts.

I used to do waxing, only because the girl was alleviating the pain with saliva from an excellent BJ, but when she disappeared I switched to the cream.[/QUOTE]I use 3 M Surgical Clippers 9661. When I got a vasectomy I asked the doctor what he was using to shave me and that was it.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3028224]I use 3 M Surgical Clippers 9661. When I got a vasectomy I asked the doctor what he was using to shave me and that was it.[/QUOTE]I spent hundreds of $ on all kind of miracle shavers made specially for the balls, but I always get cut, most likely due to my also old balls being too saggy or crinkled. I gave up, I'm afraid of the freaking cuts, that bleed like crazy, and I don't want to go in the battle with open wounds. Depilatory cream works excellent for me. I might give it a try again with the one you recommend it.

On a separate note, I always remember what a friend of mine that's 10 years older once told me: after you turn 50, you'll have to be careful when you sit down, not to sit on your balls, he was right on the money! I did sit on my balls a few times, and wasn't pleasant at all.

[QUOTE=OldAndUgly;3028214]Use hair removal cream, in 2 sessions, 2 days apart, cheaper and safer, no cuts.

I used to do waxing, only because the girl was alleviating the pain with saliva from an excellent BJ, but when she disappeared I switched to the cream.[/QUOTE]I've used a Schick or Gillette twin-bladed razor since the early 90's when I started shaving the nether regions. And just use a little liquid soap to lather up. Pecker, balls, taint, keister and the majority up top. Chest and back as well and luckily I don't have much hair there. Rarely do I ever nick myself and just use a little lotion afterwards. I usually do this every 2 or 3 days and as I said have since the early 90's. 1 1/2 guard on clippers to trim the small amount I leave in a number two guard to keep the hair nicely trimmed. Women appreciate men who are well groomed. And as I've said on here countless times chilling up anywhere in cargo shorts, flip-flops, and a ratty t-shirt or wife beater isn't doing you any good.

[QUOTE=OldAndUgly;3028306]I spent hundreds of $ on all kind of miracle shavers made specially for the balls, but I always get cut, most likely due to my also old balls being too saggy or crinkled.[/QUOTE]Now admittedly my balls aren't "saggy or crinkled" but Manscaped is your answer.