Happy Hour gets more confusing
[QUOTE=MarlboroRed;1760964]What I really dislike about the place is the price menu. It is like that everything is extra, even BJs.[/QUOTE]That seems to be the standard formula for brothels in Germany. That is one reason I am looking at independents and "hobby huren" who tend to offer all-inclusive experiences per their adverts, though I have also noticed that is more common on the more mature women.
As to the meaning of "Happy Hour" in Germany, it seems to have taken another turn with this Thai massage parlor posting a happy hour on its website [URL]http://www.maylin-thaimassage.de/[/URL].
It is also worth noting that on the German forum I got the link from, a recent post claimed the happy hour price is no longer offered. This alluded to optimists earlier comment about how Asian providers use a switch and bait. Caveat Emptor! But, to the original point, it seems "Happy Hour" can imply the usual time reference it does in English speaking culture. So we can be really confused.
Day 1: Streetwalker (06.08)
I began my week long trip to Germany from Berlin. The idea was to mainly visit the FKK clubs in Hessen and NRW but for certain tourist attractions Berlin was the first port of call.
The flight was delayed by over an hour and it took a little while to get to the hotel. After checking in, and the 10 plus hour flight a little shut eye was in order. I had not had much time to RTFF prior to visiting Berlin in any case some members did recommend a few places like Anni Porsche and Kamilla Dee. I was not able to check either of them out.
I had decided not to visit Artemis as I felt the entry cost was way too high and the reports that I had read did not compel me to make a visit. So prior to deciding on a brothel to visit, a friend and I visited a couple of the infamous parks in Berlin. Scoring was easy and tolerance level to smoking up is very good here.
After a couple of hours were spent smoking up and it seemed to have become quite dark, we decided to check out the streetwalkers. I had read that streetwalkers predominantly walk on Oranienburgstrasse and Kurfurstenstrasse. Since Kurfurstenstrasse was closer to where I was, I took a you-bahn to it. Now my first impression of this street was of pure dismay. I landed at LSD and walked into the opposite direction, after walking around the entire block and seeing only old hags around I was getting very disappointed and then after stopping on the road for another smoke, my friend spotted a hot blonde across the road waiting in front of her car. I did not get a closer look at her face but she seemed to have huge tits from afar and had a figure to complement. So the deal that my friend told me later was that for 50 E the girl would drive the car around to a secluded spot and you could have your way with her. The sex was displacing since inside the car and BJ was covered yet my friend who does not have high expectations appeared very happy.
I walked around to the correct side of LSD now and found the better bunch of SWs. Many of them appeared to be of dubious age. Erring on the side of caution I approached one blonde and she agreed to my price (30 E for a BJ). So we went into the unused park / waste area (which one member helpfully has identified in a map as well). As I get ready to drop my pants in the dark, horrible pi-ss odor was all around and the park was littered with condoms, the girl goes for a condom for the BJ. I wore my trousers and said no deal for a CBJ.
We walked backed to the street and I selected a dark haired chic this time who agreed for a uncovered BJ with her top off. I think the price I paid was 40 E. I was stoned by then (the stuff in Berlin is not bad at all. However overpriced). I don't remember the girls name, she was probably closer to 30 and did not have a figure to write home about. Her BJ was hurried but she did manage to get me off. CIM would have been an extra, so avoided and blessed the park ground with the jizz.
The second day in Berlin was not eventful as it involved tourism. The rest of my trip report beginning day 3 onwards will appear in the FKK section. I really liked Berlin and I definitely would like to come back. I am still to partake in the amazing stories I have heard of its nightlife.
