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We interrupt the current shit show in progress.
Arrived in MDE evening before last from Cusco. The altitude in Cusco messed with me badly. Though I did make it to Machu Picchu, I was ready to get someplace warmer and much lower. Hadn't busted a nut since I left Arequipa for Cusco, and didn't get a hard-on the entire week in Cusco. 11,000 feet messes up most people, but me more than most. Shortness of breath, difficulty sleeping and diarrhea that started the morning I arrived in Cusco and ended the moment I had my layover at LIM, which is almost at sea level. After a good night's rest at my Airbnb off La Setenta, I awoke with the first erection in a week and was feeling HORNY. So, I hit up Sofia on Whatsapp, asking for a date the following day (today). Sofia is my bright spot in a city of mostly mediocre service providers (sure they look great, but can they fuck good?) I like Medellin (this is my 5th time here). But, bland food and mediocre service in the sack are one reason I use keep moving along on this quest.
Met Sophia back in February. She shares a place close to my place and her price (160 k an hour) was right. She got great reviews on Don Colombia, and I found her ad on Photoprepagos. I sent her a Zap and we hooked up one evening. The large apartment she works out is right on Avenida Colombia / Calle 50 across from the Brigada Septima. We had a date for 7 PM and along the way I needed to get some cash from BanColombia ATM next to ENERGIA on Cr. 74. I was unsuccessful in getting money from that ATM location (common problem in Colombia) when I looked over and saw a line of guys waiting to get into Energia. I noticed they were a mixture of races, but they had distinct BRIT accents, and didn't seem too happy for the wait. Neither would I. Both times I visited the place back in 2016, I didn't see another customer. But, now its marked as "Spa Fantasias Energy Medellin" on Google Maps, so I guess it's global (though I can't imagine the service being good, I'm pretty much into Prepagos now, anyways.) I walked back down the street to the mini-mall and was able to withdraw requisite funds from their ATM without further issue. I headed back up the street and noticed the line outside Energia was gone. Maybe they left or maybe they got served, who knows. Arrived a bit late at the destination, Sofia opened the door, pooked her head around invited me into what appeared to be a large living room. Once she closed the door I saw she was a very short, brown, completely naked criolla with a cute face and enormous breasts that must have made up 20% of her body weight. She greeted me with a kiss, and then I noticed another girl on the couch eating pasta from a bowl, and another laying on a massage table with a sleeping mask over her eyes. I got hustled past the kitchen where I saw some small lockers along the wall. This wasn't a retail brothel, but I could sense several girls were using the place.
Off to her room, a mattress on a low platform and colored lights on the walls. Very cosy. She offered me a shower while she disappeared with my payment, perhaps to stash her cash in her locker? In her current state, she had no place to stash it, that's for sure.
So, she arrived back in the room for the preliminary chit-chat and then let me examine that gorgeous, tiny body. This one actually liked to kiss, and be eaten and responded with only the second ever BBBJ I ever got in Colombia. After this good start, Sofia at least put on the condom I brought (I always bring the best with me) and finished me off reverse cowgirl, something few women can do. I knew why she garnered good reviews, and vowed to visit her again. After another round of chit-chat in my limited Spanish another quick shower, she escorted me to the door, still butt naked. I had to wonder if she spent the whole day like that. The girl on the couch was still eating a bowl of pasta (an hour later) and the other was now laying on another couch holding a pillow over her face (I guess she didn't want me to see her face if I wasn't paying).
Made good on my vow to return, today. Returned to Sofia's lair at noon. This time she was wearing heels and minimal black lace onsey. Headed back to the room, took a shower and we indulged in a bit more chit-chat this time. Turns out she has a legit interest in her clients, or at least my background, my agenda, where I was going next (Bucaramanga) and when I would be back. Similar festivities this time, but I spent more time sucking those amazing boobs. I think she understood my condition, when she gave the expected BBBJ until I almost lost it in her mouth. She loaded the condom, got on top and we were off. The girl has stamina for sure, stopping when I was about to blow my nuts and starting up again for the finale. After she climbed off she grapped some wet wipes and pulled off the condom and cleaned me off (Once another girl in a Bogota casa actually tossed wet wipes at me from the bedside, because she was so spermophobic.) I had over 20 minutes left from my hour, so she snuggled next to me and chit-chatted some more (unlike some girls who go shower or get dressed because they are done). Truly a gem in this town. I didn't wear out my welcome when my hour was up, so we both got dressed and she took me to the door. Give me a sweet kiss and I was off to lunch, my wallet only slightly lighter but my nuts much lighter. Shortly afterwards she sent me a photo collage of one of her pals, Daynna. I'm not sure why, but it could be an interesting threesome for my next visit.
If you are physically in Medellin or at least in South America, hit me up and I will send you her contact info as she currently doesn't have an ad running. However, if you are not south of the Darien Gap, please don't bug me.
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Keep the player hand strong in Medellin
[QUOTE=PepolesBuddy;2811270]To all the turds that are paying for webcam models, pay for their time just to meet you and no sex, or just over paying in general.
Stop it, and move on. Keep your pimp hand strong![/QUOTE]Was on the fence to write this, but the comment on" keeping the pimp hand strong" is one I support. So, here it goes. (FYI: I wrote this and then reread it once, so pardon the stream of thought and / or grammar issues).
Over the weekend (April 22), I went to Exxxotica, which is like a porn convention, in Chicago. Aside from being board in the good ol' USA, I have always been curious about going to some erotic show and figured it was like going to a glorified strip club, so thought "Why not? It's not too far and I'the regret not going more than going. ".
I do not regret going, but it reaffirmed how much of a rat-race-pussy-prison the USA is. That was an unexpected conclusion that astounded me as I walked around a convention center with desperate looking people, man and woman, pornstar and consumer, alike. I went with the glib hope of "hey, I'll see some sexy stuff" only to being overwhelmed with people embarrassed aura, lots of queers (of the LGBTQ brigade, thus it is not derogatory) in gimp and slave outfits, a strong expression of many fetishes out there, and just sensing more sadness than joy.
Of the pornstars, there were some currently big names there. Violet Myers had a line. Jillian Janson was there, but looked lonely and under-visited. Alex Coal (who looks like AOC and I told her she could make a killing to parody porn with that shtick but I don't think she liked that idea:) was pimply when seeing her at close range. Tera Patrick looked like she taught high school math, and not in a sexy way, just plain looking. Lisa Ann had a line, and it incredibly short.
In addition, a whole bunch of webcam girls selling themselves. Everyone was selling, selling, selling themselves and it had this palatable taste. And of this webcam group, a lot of them looks between "ugh" to "meh". It was a startling revelation that these average looking girls were making a living online and brought me to the belief that women have such a low barrier of acceptance by men. (Seeing and speaking to one of the camgirls and the message about overpaying for nothing / pimp hand is how the two posts connect.).
Of the guys there, I did chat with Evan Stone. He banged Anita Blonde way back and we talked about girls in Europe.
Of the customers seeking pictures and memorabilia, what a motely crew. After opening up to mongering, the whole strip club and porn scene just died for me so I cannot help but feel sorry for fat guys paying $40 for a picture with a girl like Alex Coal and all it is is a few of pics, one normal, one with his hands guided to her tits, and one with his hands guided to her crotch. I was like "$40 bucks gets be a heck of a lot more that 2-minutes setting up for a picture with a quite mediocre looking girl in real life.
I could not help but feel sorry for guys in wheelchairs who have no other outlet for their manly desires, which was not a feeling I wanted to feel when I went there for my own lustful purposes. Going there to see tits only to encounter a guy with no legs or a guy with a seriously messed up face is an emotional roller coaster that can droop any boner.
But that is what the convention was: A place for people with no outlet.
Then the Chicago strip clubs had their representation. They hosted after parties, where "VIPs" could go. Really, anyone could go, but for the extra $50 for the entrance ticket, you get free entry to a strip club to pay for club priced drinks and tip strippers. Meh.
There were girls dancing on poles, but not nipples. All nipples were covered with pasties. So, a girl could be 98% naked, but no nipples. This was true of camgirls, pornstars, strippers, and guests. It was a place all about sex, but nipples were forbidden. Ok. Yeah. Whatever.
All of the booths and interested expected to be there were there, but given the corporately wrapped environment and presentation of it all, I mean, even though porn is incredibly fake, this Exxxotica convention just reeked of a bukkake jerk circle wrapped in a tease where you don't get to release. The tease that America has come to represent. The promise of greatness and riches and good times, but nothing but the overly obvious branding of oneself, selling oneself to foolish boys. And that is what America is. A place to bundle up your sexual lust, only for it to be forbidden to express. Unless you put it under the 1st Amendment. How fucking weird.
Admittedly so, I had nothing to do there. I was a straight up tourist with no intention on anything other than to see it. But I could not see myself going there with a photo to be signed, or the need to have a picture taken with a hooker (especially one I hadn't laid with) as if I actually knew her. I don't see anyone as a person of interest when the possibility of sex equals 0. Remove the possibility of sex and you remove my interest, which is why America has become so uninteresting.
And, if you've ever been to a comic book show or card show, or even a boat show for that matter, it felt like any kind of merchants' convention, but for sex, but not for sex. It was for the guys to get masturbation material, and the girls to network so that there's more masturbation material. The amount of sex (free or paid) to come out of a convention like that, I would bet, would be extraordinarily low. And that's what's kind of a bummer, and why the comment "Keep the pimp hand strong" resonates with me.
Medellin is that place where a man forgets porn. At least I do. Medellin is nothing but fun with sex as available as a Coca Cola, and being with girls that look 5 time better than Violet Myers, who is actually attainable and not pedestalized and chased by all of Chicago and the wider world.
Medellin is seemingly getting more and more popular, and it feels we are all concerned it will change for the worse. That is why I think keeping the pimp hand strong will help keep the market in balance.
How much are you responsible for your referrals?
[QUOTE=Mtndew704;2811846]Learned my lesson the hard way giving out numbers to guys from this board. Lost a semi-pro just for dude to give me a chick that works at Luna Lunera smh.[/QUOTE]Another issue that can come up with referrals is how much you are responsible for them.
Lets say a guy asks you for a great girl to see and you introduce him to one of your girls and she drugs and robs him. Well, you can bet that the guy will blame you for that even though the girl was great to you and you are not getting compensated in any way for the introduction.
Or lets say you introduce the guy to a favorite girl and he is abusive to her. Well, you can bet that the girl will complain and blame you for that even though you are not getting anything for making the introduction.
I also get sucked into the getting involved in setting up the arrangement which I really don't want to do in my vacation. On my last trip, I introduced a guy to a girl. I just meet the guy at the hotel and he is not really a friend but he is a nice guy. But he struggles with Facebook and WhatsApp and translation and soon I get requests to assist in setting up the date and how much to pay and directions and basically acting like a pimp without any compensation. Then the girl is late and then he is messaging me about when she is coming and then I have to get involved and ask her when she is coming and it gets on and on. And I'm on vacation.
So I am starting to sour on helping guys with girls because of all the hassles. But I am still wiling to trade info with guys who treat women right and understand that I have no responsibility for what happens afterwards. And also I think it might be easier to give out the name of the girl without the introduction and let the guy take it from there. But then I get the guys who don't know how to do it and start asking me a thousand questions.
It is just a lose lose situation for the guy giving out referrals with very little in return.
Tipping is a personal decision
[QUOTE=FRobertson;2811896]But how much do you tip the captain and the first officer of your airplane when they land particularly well? Do you tip more when you get a particularly good fare on Frontier or Spirit?
And how much do you tip the receptionist at the doctor's office?
And when you get your power and gas bills, do you throw in a few extra bucks for the hard-working people there?
And how much do you tip the cashier at Publix, and the girls at McDonald's drive through?[/QUOTE]Tipping is a personal decision. Why the flaming? It is not even your money. A person should be able to spend money he wants to spend money. Why does it matter to you?