Slum Dog Warbucks and Chinese Magic Tricks
Monger Date 21 Feb 09
Mystic Tales Of Chinese Magic Tricks:
Life must be getting hard in Dubai as I got to the company hotel about 2AM went out to go to the Pizza Hut around the corner when I was damn near mugged by 6 Chinese girls offering “massage” grabbing my arm, pinching my ass etc. Sorry ladies just got off a 8 hour flight from PI ‘nough said.
Later that day while out looking for a new cell phone ran into an Indian taxi driver who told tales of a massage parlor in Bur Dubai. I got curious… I heard of these places but never experienced one. I told him I am pretty sure it is housed by PRCS which I don’t find them all that appealing. Not because of their outward beauty but because the ones I experienced seem to be cadaverously “cold” when in contact with me. Also my company has warned that from time to time these joints are raided and if we are caught on the premises we will be held accountable.
Warbucks Goes For The Gusto:
He assured me the place was good to go so I said what the hell might as well check it out. I left the expensive metal and precious stones I normally wear at the company hotel and dressed down as I did not know what the fuck I was getting into.
The Place:
….Was your typical Dubai style housing complex. We took an elevator and when the door opened I saw Indians hanging out in the hallway on cell phones etc. When we made to the apartment the door was wide open so they were not hiding so I thought to myself no “secret” shit can be going on here they not even trying to hide. Saw a couple of Chinese girls standing around greeting customers offering drinks etc...
Company Members:
Seen a guy from my company in the waiting area an older gentlemen who was trying to hide his face in shame. Apparently he knew my taxi driver and scolded him for bringing me there since the guy knows we work for the same company. I just sat there chilling.
Around The Room:
They had some type of documentary on the tube about Arab soccer players. Clientele consisted of hard labor types Indians, Arabs etc) in Dubai so I knew this was not going to be all that great of an experience. I started to think about bailing.
Reception:
One of the ladies spoke to me in a soft tone and told me about the fee which was 200AED. I paid the tab and 20 mins later was escorted into a curtained off room.
Chinese Girl:
The lady didn’t look all that great but she was doing something I had never seen from a PRC she was smiling. She was dressed very plainly nothing sexual at all. Also she had some big ass tits. This was surprising because most PRCS look like Olive Oyl from Popeye. She told me to get undressed I did down to my boxers and then she ripped them off.
The Massage:
She grabbed the oil and went to work. It was a good massage would have been better if she wasn’t so sweaty from working over her previous customers but the place was clean. She didn’t speak only stopped twice to try to force me to smile (I guess I was looking angry or sad to her) and to get a closer look at my diamond earring.
Chinese Shadow Boxing:
She flipped me and was excited about my physique she kept putting her arms up in a muscle showing maneuver emphasizing I lift weights. I am sure the poor girl doesn’t get a chance to look at things like this often considering the clientele I witnessed. She asked....”Where are you from?” After this she leaned over and whispered something in my ear about extra money. I didn’t quite know what she said but I reach over and grabbed 50AED. She took it grabbed some more oil and went to work on the Johnson.
Infamous Hand job:
That's what this was all about? First time for this. Booo! Booo! and more Booo! She kept jerking to no avail. Finally I said I will help her out started to play with her tits. I stiffened up and her nipples did too but nothing. Then she gave up. I am like oh hell no. Can’t leave a man with a hard dick.
She goes next door and another girl comes in with even bigger tits. She says something in Mandarin which I couldn’t understand and she goes to work. I point to her tits. She unleashed the puppies and I went to work on them. I finally blew my kids on her hand. After that she looked at me with an almost sneakish/devilish smile and exited the room.
First Girl:
Came back in finished the massage and helped me get dressed. She kept touching my chest she looked happy.
The Wrap Up:
Expensive hand job. I was expecting FS. I could have got FS for that amount at the York (from a star struck African). Still it was good to check out something different for a change.
Waste of time in Warbucks book but I had fun. If anyone interested (I doubt it) let me know.
Warbucks over and out