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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2608429]Not to piss on your parade, but this statement is based on false premises.

You presume that you can't get in trouble in countries where prostitution is legal.

Nothing can be farther from the truth. It's always a word of a local girl against yours and the fact that you're a 'rich' gringo worthy of a good squeeze, makes you a target for the police.

Enjoy your 5 'safe' countries, LOL.[/QUOTE]And, to throw in a curveball, some of the places where prostitution is not legal can, arguably, be safer to monger than in some of the countries were it is legal. Thailand is a good example, provided you don't do anything stupid. For places like Pattaya, where prostitution is strictly speaking illegal, there is safety in expat numbers if you pick the right friends!

Ultimately, you're only as safe as your common sense allows.

"Actually my best female friend is looking around fo4 a serious novia for me. Amazingly, it can happen that she present a very attractive and somewhat serious girl to me. What a luxury. It's quiet normal, but in Medellin, with her standards, she just might present a stunning lady, " just tell me age ankr preferences and I find her". And in Medellin it can happen, in any other country, yes with a leftover girl, in Medellin, with a stunner!"


I almost married a woman from Cali 10 years ago but she was so jealous that I gave up. So instead I married a Mexican woman and she let me do what I want; that was in the contract; we plan to live together in Colombia in a year when I retire; I will have the best of both worlds;.

Hi!

Thanks for some tips here and for the Colombia country link (restrictions).

Yes I have found only 5 countries. Maybe I be to blind to find that kind of information? Too old?

But you won't believe it, Friday I have wrote 1 post in a German travel forum (travel + sex reports) about best destinations and their covid restrictions and wham! 24 hours later I be banned on that forum, please guys I not write a joke here.

So with the Colombia link you gave me here for me it's hard to find such information the first 5 pages in google, I found most cases US embassy an UK government info, who is not so helpful, often their info are different so I need the info from the destination country direct, I think it will be more accurate.

Some on Europe forums wrote that when you in public drink alcohol and speak with hookers in Pattaya some tourists was in jail through the weekend, so that make me feel little bit scared.

Want a relative normal fun holiday. When some pubs or restaurants close at 10. Pm in evening, I can live with that.

Maybe you are more experienced to find good sex fun information. When there are more than 5 countries I can choose that is super!

Have a nice day.

[QUOTE=MarcoPatz;2608852]But you won't believe it, Friday I have wrote 1 post in a German travel forum (travel + sex reports) about best destinations and their covid restrictions
I found most cases US embassy an UK government info, who is not so helpful...Have a nice day.[/QUOTE]I can't speak for everyone here, but I really have trouble understanding what on Earth your talking ahout. Your problem could simply be a language barrier.

[QUOTE=BigButtDetecto;2608467]"Actually my best female friend is looking around fo4 a serious novia for me. Amazingly, it can happen that she present a very attractive and somewhat serious girl to me. What a luxury. It's quiet normal, but in Medellin, with her standards, she just might present a stunning lady, " just tell me age ankr preferences and I find her". And in Medellin it can happen, in any other country, yes with a leftover girl, in Medellin, with a stunner!"


we plan to live together in Colombia in a year when I retire; I will have the best of both worlds;.[/QUOTE]Are you looking for someone to grow old together or just nightly fun?

If to grow old I'd buy me a finca and live in peace, If not I'd roam free and whenever possible let my babies swim in the mouths of attractive, talented chicas! That'swhat I'd do.

So, this is a general Colombia query, so I'm asking in the general thread. But this doesn't appear to be as active as other threads. But I'm hoping someone more experienced can advise (and the people won't judge!

I'm visiting in a few weeks. I have a particular activity that I like to perform on a lady. In Tijuana I can mention 'beso negro' and be understood. Does that translate accurately in Colombia? Or is there another phrase for eating ass?

Genuine question. Otherwise I'm stuck with saying gusta besar and pointing to the region. Hopefully, I can be more suave than that. There must be a local term for it.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=FlagRunner77;2612258]So, this is a general Colombia query, so I'm asking in the general thread. But this doesn't appear to be as active as other threads. But I'm hoping someone more experienced can advise (and the people won't judge!

I'm visiting in a few weeks. I have a particular activity that I like to perform on a lady. In Tijuana I can mention 'beso negro' and be understood. Does that translate accurately in Colombia? Or is there another phrase for eating ass?

Genuine question. Otherwise I'm stuck with saying gusta besar and pointing to the region. Hopefully, I can be more suave than that. There must be a local term for it.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Beso negro is a term that's understood in Colombia.

Correction. Someone recently stated in the Medellin thread that the 50,000 bill is the largest. Nope. 100,000. I have seen 3 but not had one in my hands yet. I am surprised that one of the two week millionaires or guys living here never corrected it, but my Cheap Charlie ass knows of its existence.

[URL]https://www.elcolombiano.com/negocios/billetes-de-cien-mil-pesos-poca-circulacion-FJ7193968[/URL]

Since March 31 of last year, the Banco de la Repblica put into circulation a first group of $ 100,000 bills. However, to this day the paper money that bears the image of former President Carlos Lleras Restrepo and the wax palm has been a ghost among Colombians' cash. *Surely, you are one of the majority group of those who have not seen them, which opens a discussion about whether it was a good idea or not to bring them to the market.

At the end of 2016, the Issuer reported that 44.2 million of these pieces were printed in its annual production, although it is a print run that was not released in its entirety to such an extent that, at present, there are only on the streets 5.2 million of these banknotes, that is 11%.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2612415]Beso negro is a term that's understood in Colombia.[/QUOTE]Many thanks. Glad to get that question out of the way! Jajaja.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2612483]Correction. Someone recently stated in the Medellin thread that the 50,000 bill is the largest. Nope. 100,000. I have seen 3 but not had one in my hands yet. I am surprised that one of the two week millionaires or guys living here never corrected it, but my Cheap Charlie ass knows of its existence.

[URL]https://www.elcolombiano.com/negocios/billetes-de-cien-mil-pesos-poca-circulacion-FJ7193968[/URL]

Since March 31 of last year, the Banco de la Repblica put into circulation a first group of $ 100,000 bills. However, to this day the paper money that bears the image of former President Carlos Lleras Restrepo and the wax palm has been a ghost among Colombians' cash. *Surely, you are one of the majority group of those who have not seen them, which opens a discussion about whether it was a good idea or not to bring them to the market.

At the end of 2016, the Issuer reported that 44.2 million of these pieces were printed in its annual production, although it is a print run that was not released in its entirety to such an extent that, at present, there are only on the streets 5.2 million of these banknotes, that is 11%.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but useless note. Trying to get Colombians to make change at the best of times is a nightmare: they expect you to be the fucking bank. I'm sure 99% of them would tell you to fuck off if you gave them that.

[QUOTE=AddictedToWomen;2612765]Yeah, but useless note. Trying to get Colombians to make change at the best of times is a nightmare: they expect you to be the fucking bank. I'm sure 99% of them would tell you to fuck off if you gave them that.[/QUOTE]I went down to CTG with a stack of those in my pocket. It made paying the chicas much easier as I can hand them 3 bills and be done with it.

The big problem is cabs won't take it, street vendors won't take it, even some bars won't take it because they can't make change for it. I got around this by having my chicas break the bills for me.

The 50 can be problematic as well but not to an extent. As I have learned the 20's are the way to go but it can be too much to carry.

[QUOTE=FlagRunner77;2612258]So, this is a general Colombia query, so I'm asking in the general thread. But this doesn't appear to be as active as other threads. But I'm hoping someone more experienced can advise (and the people won't judge!

I'm visiting in a few weeks. I have a particular activity that I like to perform on a lady. In Tijuana I can mention 'beso negro' and be understood. Does that translate accurately in Colombia? Or is there another phrase for eating ass?

Genuine question. Otherwise I'm stuck with saying gusta besar and pointing to the region. Hopefully, I can be more suave than that. There must be a local term for it.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Beso negro is correct sir! LOL.

Having read umpteen years of reports on the Medellin board I'm wondering what percentage of punters speak serviceable Spanish. My interactions with fellow mongers in the Mansion over the years has led me to believe that almost none of the guys there spoke any. Other gringos I met in Lleras and other places spoke nary a word. One guy with a heavy southern accent told me he had been in Colombia for 25 years and didn't speak a lick (and had no intention of trying? Yet according to the reports, many guys roam at will, communicating, negotiating etc with the girls and having amazing experiences.

During the pandemic I took a Spanish language class over Zoom, 6 days a week from March to November when I finally tired of it. I'll probably book a trip to the Mansion in the next week or two and while far from fluent, I'm looking forward to a quantum improvement in my day to day communication with the citizens. I know what it was like to know only a little bit and it could be trying for both parties.

Or is that many of the punters here are Americans of Hispanic descent who are bilingual.

[QUOTE=DashingDon;2615320]Yet according to the reports, many guys roam at will, communicating, negotiating etc with the girls and having amazing experiences.
During the pandemic I took a Spanish language class over Zoom,
Or is that many of the punters here are Americans of Hispanic descent who are bilingual.[/QUOTE]My Spanish is ok. I wouldn't say I was fluent by any means, but I communicate with the lcoals in Spanish. But then when I came the first time, I came with the intention of staying and living here for a while. Learn the language and culture. So I also did a few courses but found that one on one private lessons worked best. The issue is always audio- trying to understand what they say. Thats the difficult part. Especially since the society is so god darn noisy! Hehe. Plus I am not as young as I used to be and find it harder to pick up the full range of tones.

Regardless, I am sure you will have fun with it. Adds a new dimension to your encounters. Haha.

And no, I am not of Spanish descent. And no one of Spanish descent lives in my home country either.

[QUOTE=DashingDon;2615320]Having read umpteen years of reports on the Medellin board I'm wondering what percentage of punters speak serviceable Spanish.[/QUOTE]I used to live in Medellin and honestly cannot imagine living or spending much time there without speaking Spanish; I'm fully fluent. I also think it would be super boring to have to dick around with a translator while with a chica. Boring for both parties.