Berlin

[QUOTE=Bobo.fr;1773549]Should we write: "Bravo, So Happy" (especially if he uses the forum without "feeding" it) ?[/QUOTE]Shows you how utter pish it was!

[QUOTE=Wanking;1773551]Come on now RB, you are not quite that good-looking. LOL.[/QUOTE]Not my fault they found a club that caters for the elephant man and he loves it! Pmsl, just not my cup of tea and i am only trying to give guys a heads up before they go away over and are let down ! feedback tells me Frankfurt is much better !

[QUOTE=PaulScotland;1773558]Not my fault they found a club that caters for the elephant man and he loves it! Pmsl, just not my cup of tea and i am only trying to give guys a heads up before they go away over and are let down ! feedback tells me Frankfurt is much better ![/QUOTE]Well, I'm going to Berlin in November but can't figure out where to go. Judging by this Berlin thread it doesn't seem like much is going on there. I was hoping to find some unusual and kinky stuff but the sin seems to have left the city. I'm not into gangbang stuff and action with other guys, I prefer being solo with two or three ladies. I asked a few days ago about Chinese mature women but since I didn't get a reply I take that is not easy to find either.

[QUOTE=BigAssEater;1773582]Well, I'm going to Berlin in November but can't figure out where to go. Judging by this Berlin thread it doesn't seem like much is going on there. I was hoping to find some unusual and kinky stuff but the sin seems to have left the city. I'm not into gangbang stuff and action with other guys, I prefer being solo with two or three ladies. I asked a few days ago about Chinese mature women but since I didn't get a reply I take that is not easy to find either.[/QUOTE]You are certainly not looking very hard. The opinions of a few guys arguing about the merits of Artemis is hardly a representation of your options. Just because somebody can't direct you to your specific, narrowly focused interest, in just a few days time doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Berlin appears to be the most sexualized city in the nation (at least that what a resident tells me). It seems there are countless brothels and escort services that will gladly offer you as many girls as you want to pay for. There are clubs and venues that sponsor events catering to various kinks beyond mere gangbangs. Even the independents offer specials with their girlfriends. But, unless you are willing to perform your own due diligence, your chance of success anywhere will be reduced.

But, if you are really interested in getting a massage from a mature Chinese woman, there are countless options in North America. There are many Asian massage parlors in my metropolitan area, and there are forums that discuss them. One of the most common complaints among the posters is that the women are not young enough, and that they got serviced by a middle aged masseusse. I would think there should be a glut of mature Asian masseuses to choose from on this side of the Atlantic. Otherwise, I would suggest you do a bit of self-contemplation, and ask yourself if you just might possibly be engaging in self-defeating behavior. Seriously. I've seen this scenario too many times, (often with close friends) where guys sabotage their chances by giving up quickly, setting the pole too high or making a minimal effort at getting what they want from women. Really.

[QUOTE=BigAssEater;1773582]Well, I'm going to Berlin in November but can't figure out where to go. Judging by this Berlin thread it doesn't seem like much is going on there. I was hoping to find some unusual and kinky stuff but the sin seems to have left the city. I'm not into gangbang stuff and action with other guys, I prefer being solo with two or three ladies. I asked a few days ago about Chinese mature women but since I didn't get a reply I take that is not easy to find either.[/QUOTE]I would say your best bet is to try and get a few hookers to a room for a good value session they were only 30€ bottom price would be more for hotel but! I noticed a lot going towards the Anna Porsche area too on the Saturday night!

[QUOTE=BigAssEater;1773582]...I asked a few days ago about Chinese mature women but since I didn't get a reply I take that is not easy to find either.[/QUOTE]BAE, unfortunately I cannot help with first hand experience, but please google for 2 locations:

"Chinamassagen Sybelstr. 25" ([URL]http://www.chinamassage-berlin.de/[/URL]).

'China heng mei Ebersstr. 57 Schoeneberg".

One calls itself Chinesisches Gesundheitszentrum (no joke).

They tick all boxes: mature, massage, intercourse.

German Forums report good, but variable service of all kind, however massage and communication (german, english) is poor (spanisch seems to be an option) , usually managed by Mama San.

Be aware, that you have to ask twice for a condom.

[QUOTE=Piefke;1773688]BAE, unfortunately I cannot help with first hand experience, but please google for 2 locations:

"Chinamassagen Sybelstr. 25" ([URL]http://www.chinamassage-berlin.de/[/URL]).

'China heng mei Ebersstr. 57 Schoeneberg".

One calls itself Chinesisches Gesundheitszentrum (no joke).

They tick all boxes: mature, massage, intercourse.

German Forums report good, but variable service of all kind, however massage and communication (german, english) is poor (spanisch seems to be an option) , usually managed by Mama San.

Be aware, that you have to ask twice for a condom.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot. I'm going to have a look at these. I will simply have to follow my instict concerning the places. When it comes to communication usually a friendly smile is worth more than a fake deal.

I'm also pretty sure there are massage parlors that don't have a website. But thanks again for taking your time.

I will be visiting Berlin in late September. In the past, I have visited Artemis which I like. However, this time, I would like something more private in the upscale hotel where I will be staying. I have thought about an escort service, but the problem is that quite often the girl you order will not be the same one who knocks on your door. I like to see the girl before I bring her back to the hotel. Are there any places that provide upscale takeout, I. E. Visit, then take her out like in Thailand? Absent that, I would like a recommendation of an escort who is good-looking and gives great service. I am not price-sensitive, so I don't mind paying top=dollar if the service is top=drawer.

I would appreciate any recommendations.

Also, does anyone know if there would be a problem bringing a girl back to Das Stue, an upscale hotel.

Canyon.

What are the names of the best service for incall in Berlin. Real pics and top girls.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bobo.fr;1773549]Should we write: "Bravo, So Happy" (especially if he uses the forum without "feeding" it) ?[/QUOTE]I suggest that you only make a sarcastic reference to another longstanding forum member once you have ascertained that he does, in fact, not feed it with reports. It would be easy to discover that is certainly not the case.

There were two reasons for not reporting on our Berlin trip. One was because Paul S had already done a report and, even though he is Scottish and therefore unable to communicate with any eloquence, it summed up our general disappointment at the quality of the mongering experience in Berlin. The second reason was because I was battling to come to a conclusion that would provide useful advice to others that may be considering it as a destination for a special trip, as we did.

Anyway, here goes with my conclusion, which is simply the humble opinion of a well travelled mongerer after a relatively short visit:

1. There is really only one FKK in Berlin and that is Artemis, with great facilities and a huge amount of varied talent, but very expensive, and particularly the extras. I really enjoyed our second visit there but I knew what to expect and took things much slower, which is what you should do. The first visit was a bit overwhelming with almost 100 mainly gorgeous porn stars strolling around naked and my little member wanted to jump onto all and sundry.

2. The other so called FKK is La Folie which is DIRE, for several reasons, and should be avoided.

3. The 3 kinos that we visited were filthy and smelly and had mutts so ugly, old and overweight that I actually spent most of my short time there chuckling. Kinos do not represent any sort of mongering experience unless you are bereft all your senses.

4. The 3 gangbang venues we visited were far worse that represented on their websites and a big disappointment with very few girls and a ridiculous man/hoor ratio, although Paul S did find a peach in one and managed to shove his way in and had a good time with her.

5. There were some good quality streetwalkers around the LSD building on Kurfurstenstrasse and some good sessions were had a relatively low cost.

We did not have the time and knowledge to try the private venues and escorts and, as a number of people said that Berlin is a very sexual city, the only reasonable conclusion can be that, apart from Artemis and the SWs, that is where all the good action is. This compares to, say, Malaga in Spain, where there is a good selection of Clubs / brothels with bars (similar to FKKs but you would spend much less time there), private apartments, SWs, escorts and swinger / fetish establishments and the prices would appear to be more reasonable, but one man's meat is another man's poison, so it's up to the individual.

There, I hope that this will help.

[QUOTE=SoHappy;1776080]I suggest that you only make a sarcastic reference to another longstanding forum member once you have ascertained that he does, in fact, not feed it with reports. It would be easy to discover that is certainly not the case.

There were two reasons for not reporting on our Berlin trip. One was because Paul S had already done a report and, even though he is Scottish and therefore unable to communicate with any eloquence, it summed up our general disappointment at the quality of the mongering experience in Berlin. The second reason was because I was battling to come to a conclusion that would provide useful advice to others that may be considering it as a destination for a special trip, as we did.

Anyway, here goes with my conclusion, which is simply the humble opinion of a well travelled mongerer after a relatively short visit:

1. There is really only one FKK in Berlin and that is Artemis, with great facilities and a huge amount of varied talent, but very expensive, and particularly the extras. I really enjoyed our second visit there but I knew what to expect and took things much slower, which is what you should do. The first visit was a bit overwhelming with almost 100 mainly gorgeous porn stars strolling around naked and my little member wanted to jump onto all and sundry.

2. The other so called FKK is La Folie which is DIRE, for several reasons, and should be avoided.

3. The 3 kinos that we visited were filthy and smelly and had mutts so ugly, old and overweight that I actually spent most of my short time there chuckling. Kinos do not represent any sort of mongering experience unless you are bereft all your senses.

4. The 3 gangbang venues we visited were far worse that represented on their websites and a big disappointment with very few girls and a ridiculous man/hoor ratio, although Paul S did find a peach in one and managed to shove his way in and had a good time with her.

5. There were some good quality streetwalkers around the LSD building on Kurfurstenstrasse and some good sessions were had a relatively low cost.

We did not have the time and knowledge to try the private venues and escorts and, as a number of people said that Berlin is a very sexual city, the only reasonable conclusion can be that, apart from Artemis and the SWs, that is where all the good action is. This compares to, say, Malaga in Spain, where there is a good selection of Clubs / brothels with bars (similar to FKKs but you would spend much less time there), private apartments, SWs, escorts and swinger / fetish establishments and the prices would appear to be more reasonable, but one man's meat is another man's poison, so it's up to the individual.

There, I hope that this will help.[/QUOTE]Good report from a dim South African and a shite rugby team! No but kidding aside this sums it up! I did not fancy even trying the escorts and brothels as I suspected it would not be up to much going by what was already seen in Berlin, maybe we are just used to too much but it was not what was expected from Berlin and there is no way I would do a return visit.

[QUOTE=PaulScotland;1776548]Good report from a dim South African and a shite rugby team! No but kidding aside this sums it up! I did not fancy even trying the escorts and brothels as I suspected it would not be up to much going by what was already seen in Berlin, maybe we are just used to too much but it was not what was expected from Berlin and there is no way I would do a return visit.[/QUOTE]I am still pissin myself laughing at the first Kino we went into Paolas or something. The women were absolute munters! Think of the ugliest woman you can think of, this was 10 tens worse! And they wanted 5 euro to get in then prices starting at 30 euro play!!

Dear all,

I have read the forum quite extensively and gained from experience on what to do and what not to do in Berlin.

I will be visiting the FKKs in Berlin and Frankfurt but wondering if you can help me with the following query?

Do you have recommendations for any brothels that are more like clubs in Frankfurt or Berlin (think Afrodasia, Club Life in Zurich) where you go in and generally there is a lounge with a lot of girls and you mix and if you like them you invite them over for drinks, chit chat and if all goes well, you go upstairs for a session. I am looking for some good high end places to treat myself but service should also be decent to good (I can't expect it to be awesome if the girls are very good looking usually).

Much appreciate any responses. Also apologies for those who already read this in other forum. Just trying to get to as many people!

Vik.

I've read a fair bit of the forums and there seems to be plenty on FFKs and streetwalkers. Some incalls. But not a lot on outcalls.

My Question is. Are the Berlin hotels generally girl friendly? Seems ill be at RIU plaza. A block away from Kurfurstenstrasse. Would it be easy getting a street walker in there? Though I'm mainly planning on getting agency escorts.

Thanks for any feedback.

[QUOTE=VikPunter;1776889]Dear all,
I will be visiting the FKKs in Berlin and Frankfurt but wondering if you can help me with the following query?

Do you have recommendations for any brothels that are more like clubs in Frankfurt or Berlin (think Afrodasia, Club Life in Zurich) where you go in and generally there is a lounge with a lot of girls and you mix and if you like them you invite them over for drinks, chit chat and if all goes well, you go upstairs for a session. I am looking for some good high end places to treat myself but service should also be decent to good (I can't expect it to be awesome if the girls are very good looking usually).

Vik.[/QUOTE]Hi VK,

I'm confused by your question as that is pretty much exactly what you get at FKKs? In fact, it is closer to the clubs in Spain, but nevertheless similar to FKKs. If it's Spain type clubs you are after, then I'm not aware of any in Berlin or Frankfurt.

Happy hunting.

SO-H.