Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;3053420]I tried Thaifriendly. Most women did not look good, old, rough ghetto hoes with lots of tattoos and piercing, mostly bar girls, urge you to meet them in gogo bars to spend money on them.
[/QUOTE]This was my experience with ThaiFriendly in Bangkok as well. Simple matter of fact is that the best way to pick up in Bangkok is in person and not online. I did however find that ThaiFriendly was more reliable and efficient in Pattaya compared to the total waste of time it was for me in Bangkok. In Pattaya the girls were generally more responsive in app, showed up to my hotel within an hours notice and 2 out of 3 times looked just like the pictures. In Bangkok, the response rate was much lower and slower, and of those that did engage none passed my sniff test. One turned out to be a LB, another was a club coyote, others would quote and then ghost. Just hit the streets with a pocket full of Bhat and you'll be better off.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3053659]What intelligence is needed for Thermae? Reporting on Thermae is like reporting on McDonalds. It is always the same. Last month me, 2 of my brothers, and a few cousins were there about 10 pm. You walk in and are immediately directed to the bar to buy a drink. I got Sangsom on ice for maybe 150 baht. The place was loaded with chicks. The chicks were just standing around with guys walking in a line in a circular pattern to view them and proposition them if they wanted. Most chicks were asking for 3000. One chick slipped up and said 2000 then quickly changed to 3000. I sat in one of the booths between some chicks. Some chick came telling me it is their work area. I started laughing and continued sitting there.[/QUOTE]Well you left out who the clientele was but its OK.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3053884]Well you left out who the clientele was but its OK.[/QUOTE]Why the hell would I care about other guys? I was there for the women.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;3053420]I tried Thaifriendly. Most women did not look good, old, rough ghetto hoes with lots of tattoos and piercing, mostly bar girls, urge you to meet them in gogo bars to spend money on them.

I tried Smooci, allegedly the dominant escort site, booked a young hot girl with the best-looking pics to come to my hotel. She showed up 20 years older, 20 lbs heavier, looking hardened and tired in shabby clothes, disheveled hair, bloodshot eyes, an obvious drugs addict. Worse yet, she checked in with hotel reception and they attached a pic of her ID to mine as my guest in their database. She was a very rough bait and switch. No way I would sleep with a run down old woman like her. I told her to leave and refused to give her taxi money. I never bother with escort sites again. So no! I don't think outcall escorts are worth bothering in Bangkok.

I don't know your reasons not to go to bars or cruise the streets, which are the best venues for hot girls. FIWFANS and various incall web sites list hundreds hot, young girls in their hotel rooms, servicing primarily locals, 1000 to 1500 Thb per session. I found many hottest, nicest, sexiest girls this way. Find the girls you like and take BTS and Grab to their hotels. Worth the trip.

A very hot and personable FIWFANS girl, with 70% English, went out with me, dinner, show then hit the bed all night for 5,000 Bahts or about $150. She's educated, could talk and discuss serious subjects, very nice company. The poor girl said she had to pay 1,500 Bahts for the hotel room a night regardless if she books any guy or not.

A few seasoned expats in Bangkok also recommend FIWFANS and incall sites.[/QUOTE]You have everything rather arseways there mate. Anyone 'seasoned' will tell you smooci is not the same since the raid 2. 5 years ago now, so your quite out of touch. Also FIWfans doesn't actually exist anymore, but again if you want a high probability of fake profiles, then use the FIWFANS spin off sites.

Finally, very very difficult to find an ugly Inked up Ghetto type old hag on Bangkok on TF if that was your fetish you would certainly end up lonely. Maybe out in the countryside yes, but without the tattoos maybe. And in BKK while some girls will try and hook up after work, very few will try and get you to go to gogobars during work hours.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3053659]What intelligence is needed for Thermae? Reporting on Thermae is like reporting on McDonalds. It is always the same. Last month me, 2 of my brothers, and a few cousins were there about 10 pm. You walk in and are immediately directed to the bar to buy a drink. I got Sangsom on ice for maybe 150 baht. The place was loaded with chicks. The chicks were just standing around with guys walking in a line in a circular pattern to view them and proposition them if they wanted. Most chicks were asking for 3000. One chick slipped up and said 2000 then quickly changed to 3000. I sat in one of the booths between some chicks. Some chick came telling me it is their work area. I started laughing and continued sitting there.

We left and went to Hooters with one of the chicks following behind my brother. After about 5 minutes of sitting in Hooters the girl left. No idea what the deal with them was.

One of my twin cousins likes to keep the same chick, so he brought his from Pattaya. After Hooters me, him and my brother went across to Bunny Bar. The rest of the guys went back to their place. The best chick in the bar was being really aggressive with my brother about bar fining her. He finally did. I think it was 800 baht. The chicks in that place seemed to be freelance though. I thought the chick was pretty cool, but he said she started acting weird when they got to his hotel so he kicked her out..[/QUOTE]If you sat in their work area, why did you laugh and continue to sit there?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3053943]Why the hell would I care about other guys? I was there for the women.[/QUOTE]Its the only variation in the place.

I was passing through Bangkok on a Saturday night so I thought I'd try Nana Plaza. I had a good idea of what to expect from reports here (thanks) so I made my way there about 9 pm. Security guards were at the entrance and waved me through, though somebody next to me got asked for ID. Probably age checks I guess. Found Lollypop immediately, ordered a white wine, got accosted by two females, and was then left alone. Wine was awful! Barely drank half of it, but did some people watching, girls arriving on shift, etc. Pretty busy already.

Went upstairs to Billboard because I head they had a jacuzzi and a spinning stage. Limited seating left but found one at the bar next to the jacuzzi. There, up to four ladies at a time were topless in the jacuzzi, swapping out every 15-20 minutes or so. No frolicking as such, just kind of swaying really. Maybe applying some bubbles to breasts occasionally. Pretty tame. No hassle for girls or drinks, but attentive when waved over.

Next, went to Spanky's. Quite cramped inside with tiered seating on one side, two levels I think. Every 15 minutes there would be an announcement of "It's showtime!" and there'd be one or two girls performing some act or dance, or a group swaying to music topless. One or two completely nude but pretty dark in there, and nothing explicit. One time some bloke got onto the stage. Summoned willingly I think. And got his pants pulled down, probably thought he was getting a blowjob but all they did was rub some ice around his manhood and kind of gently mock him. Later on a girl from the audience joined two ladies giving a "lesbian" performance, which seemed to take them by surprise, but sat her on the couch thing while they hovered over her and kissed / rubbed through clothes. More raunchy that Billboard but tame by Tijuana standards (I'm lucky in that respect) - just saying this for others, as I found it hard to get comparisons in advance. Yes, I've seen more explicit in other places too but only with locals, not tourist places.

I noticed a couple of men had ladies on their laps, rubbing their breasts with their tops pushed to the side. I asked the waitress for one I liked and that one lady drink must have lasted 15 minutes. Fun girl, though never said much, just singing and dancing on my lap, no concerns over where my hands went. Did not go further as I was feeling the effects of the alcohol by this point.

Stopped by Billboard again to see if the situation was any different (about 11:30 pm by this point) but was the same so I left (tired after travelling).

No issues with bar bill padding or pushy mamasans or girls beyond the occasional question, felt pretty safe, had a good time. YMMV!

[QUOTE=PgReal;3054031]If you sat in their work area, why did you laugh and continue to sit there?[/QUOTE]Because it is a bar and anyone can sit in any place. There are no signs saying hookers must be in this area and potential tricks must be in that area. It is a public space. Same as if you went to Beach Road in Pattaya and you were standing next to a palm tree and some hooker comes up and says excuse me but this is our work area. No such thing exists.

Matter of fact the girls there are not buying shit. And in my experience in most places where girls are not buying shit, they will kick them out of a table anyway so that someone who is buying shit can sit there. If you have ever been to Thermae you will know that there are booths with tables to sit at like a restaurant. The girls all stand in front of the tables essentially blocking the booths from being sat in. I sat where nobody was blocking, then later some chick comes along and claims in front of that booth as her work area.

[QUOTE=PgReal;3054031]If you sat in their work area, why did you laugh and continue to sit there?[/QUOTE]I agree. In places like that you have to know that the girls have a turf system of who stands and sits where. It can get pretty brutal between them and the hierarchy of prime spots is probably controlled like a mafia. Second, these girls stand there for hours on end day after day, some don't have an option to sit. And lastly, some girls have regular spots where their customers know where to find them, if they relocate they might miss a trick. So. If you as a customer are completely oblivious to these things or simply don't care. I'd say it's more than just being dikish. It's downright mean. If a girl asks for your spot just move aside and wish her luck. You are just passing through. You don't have to pay her. But don't mess around with her livelihood

[QUOTE=FakeIt;3054137]I agree. In places like that you have to know that the girls have a turf system of who stands and sits where. It can get pretty brutal between them and the hierarchy of prime spots is probably controlled like a mafia. Second, these girls stand there for hours on end day after day, some don't have an option to sit. And lastly, some girls have regular spots where their customers know where to find them, if they relocate they might miss a trick. If a girl asks for your spot just move aside and wish her luck. [/QUOTE]Are you being serious right now? If a person was a chick's regular customer, you do not think they would have each other's contact, so neither would have to go to the bar? It is a public bar. The girls do not own it or any particular position inside of it. And even if he had to look for the girl inside of the bar, you think the place is so big that he would not be able to find her if she was not in one particular place? What if he came while the chick was in the toilet and did not see her? So now chicks have to wear diapers so they will not have to go to the toilet because they might miss a trick? I am one damn person who takes up the space of one person. You guys act like I came in and the whole place got out of whack because I sat down in a [B]vacant[/B] seat. So if they do not have the option to sit that means that paying customers should not sit either? Why would the owner not just remove the tables and chairs if people are not supposed to use them? And might I add that nobody who actually works there said I should not sit there, only a random hooker who once again not so much as bought 1 drink.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3054158]Are you being serious right now? [/QUOTE]Yes. Be kind to the women. It's not that complicated, friend. Therme or any other club for that matter. I've been asked for my seat in other clubs. in other countries, all over the place. other women are watching as well btw. quick way to be labeled as an undesirable is to bully a girl out of a seat.... anyway I apologize to the readers for taking up space on basic club etiquette. its just that people wonder why they get hit with a surcharge by the girls or get the cold shoulder, or are outright denied entry. its behaviour like this....

[QUOTE=FakeIt;3054178]Yes. Be kind to the women. It's not that complicated, friend. Therme or any other club for that matter. I've been asked for my seat in other clubs. in other countries, all over the place. other women are watching as well btw. quick way to be labeled as an undesirable is to bully a girl out of a seat.... anyway I apologize to the readers for taking up space on basic club etiquette. its just that people wonder why they get hit with a surcharge by the girls or get the cold shoulder, or are outright denied entry. its behaviour like this....[/QUOTE]LOL. I have been living here 17 years and have never been hit with any surcharges, denied any entry, or given the cold shoulder for the godforsaken behavior of sitting down where nobody else was sitting.

And it looks like you misread the story. I was sitting down and the girl was standing up next to me. The girl was not intending to sit down. So nobody bullied anyone out of a seat.

[QUOTE=Nomeymom;3053861]Like the Wolf of Wall Street said. "I ain't f**king leaving".

You know that Wunderland middle floor Nana, are all the girls there Ladyboy's, they said they weren't but I heard some voice and all their feet are massive.

There's also a rainbow next to it, do you think its actually members or they just don't like certain clientelle.

Obviously Billboard IMO has the best tallent there, but I noticed not many girls working on Mondays etc.

Hmm. More to report. Also I think the staff there clocked I noticed they bar padded me, not happened since.[/QUOTE]Wunderland and Stars (I think) same owners. I almost fell for one. Some of them are lookers but the business model is just bad.

Have you discovered anything new in Nana or is Billboard your main spot?

[QUOTE=PgReal;3054237]On a completely different but related note, has anyone else noticed the girls giving money to one of the staff at closing time? He comes around with a box. So I guess they pay a sort of 'ground rent' for their pitch each night?[/QUOTE]When the ladies go in they pay their entrance fee I believe was 40 baht iirc to the the front desk guy I guess before the first table on the left. One of the ladies i took for the night told me. Not sure if they adding another fee at closing time but my guess is maybe they're asking for donations for one of the staff in hard times? No clue. I've stayed til the end on my visits last two years and never seen that. Could be something new this year I guess.

Just perusing the usual websites for Bangkok freelancers, and what most of them are asking for these days is kinda insane. We're talking close 150 bucks an hour and higher. Nothing against Thai chicks, but I mean come on. And the escort websites for Bangkok are the same high prices too. Service was kinda ok at best from my memory. Is it really worth the premium? Don't think so.

Nana and Cowboy with their inflated bar fines, and increased prices for ST and LT. Jeez, what's left?

The only real value for money now in Bangkok seems to be the massage joints. Welp, none of this really matters anyway, with World War 3 showing up soon, it's all for naught. But wait a Goddamn minute! If it's Armageddon, I should get my dick wet before I die!

Got to get me on a damn plane to Bangkok, and ASAP! Fuck, I hate this life. Being old sucks.