Fear of the Big Black Man!
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3074254]I don't care what people call me. I went to go get pasta at my favorite late night spot and got called a racial epitaph from a white farang (country of origin unknown). He wanted to fight me just because I am black and in a country he thinks is a personal playground for only individuals of his race.[/QUOTE]It appears to me as more people who look like me enter the country and roam around in the playground [I]White Farangs[/I] think is only for them. These sort of racial incidences are going to increasingly occur. This is actually the third time this has happened to me. But the first time a dumb ass White Farang threatened to put his hands on me. I am glad he backed down because it was about to go down for real!
The White Farangs: They have already lost to the Asians.
[QUOTE=Allover;2953794]When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.[/QUOTE]Now they are in fear of losing to us!
[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3015817]One thing I know, he isn't black man. He's too stupid to be black. Sam.[/QUOTE]
The Origin of Ensign Stubby
A query of the name Subcmdr revealed that he is the product of AI. Some dude—the result of a botched abortion--asked a program to construct an imaginary black man living in Pattaya Thailand who has an imaginary dick the size a radiator hose, has an imaginary stable of willing Thais lined up fighting to take it up the ass for a few hundred baht or a bowl of noodles. He is actually anything but that. Hence, the nickname "Stubby". Ensign Stubby's favorite hobby, when he isn't fantacising about his imaginary "stack" is to attack posters who ask a simple question about a specific bar. Having no knowledge, beyond that acquired while conducting Shore Patrol on Beach Road where all of his imgaginary conquests take place, he resorts to criticizing a board member for referencing a YouTube video. Truth be told, most of the YouTube content posters provide much better and useful information than Ensign Stubby. Accordingly, Stubby's creator is advised to watch YouTube offerings. "he" will learn a lot.
Note to Ensign Stubby's creator. Brush up on your AI skills. AI can only produce what it is directed. In your case, the old saying applies: "garbage in, garbage out". As you were. Your CO. 555+++.
To the person programming Subs AI
Please make him a little less hostile, and better yet, program him to be more succinct. His postings are too long to read. Being concise is best.
As far as AI's go, he's OK I guess. He really does come across as angry, and having too much time on his hands to respond to everyone on every little thing instead of actually.
Going out there and enjoying the paradise that's Thailand. I would say as an AI, he's quite successful at his job, because I really do believe he's an actual angry person.
Me though? I'm totally real, and very sad as well.
Two middle fingers up to the low post count trolls alll around ISG!
I see our low post count troll is building his by writing fiction now. I hope he keeps his day job.
I haven't seen anything on YouTube about nightlife in Pattaya that I didn't already know about. In fact I have read nothing in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread (in the rare cases someone actually posted something about it) about the entertainment districts that I didn't already know about. The might because I have Pattaya on lock. I don't even post about all the areas that I have explored in Pattaya because I just don't have the time and I'm not sure the mother fucks even deserve it.
So our low post count fat farang punk ass mother fucker can continue to learn from YouTube. While I am actually fucking Prostitutes in Pattaya. Carry on with your fiction writing. You will get better at over time. And maybe someday you will actually visit Thailand and tell us about having sex with a Thai Prostitute.
[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]
Why does the fire look like that? This is not real at all
I'm so glad this rants section exists because I need to talk about this ridiculous story coming out of Bangkok. Really AI? Has anyone ever seen flames do that in a fire? It's like a jet engine. This is obviously AI, and if any of you are actually in Bangkok, you can validate whether this story is true or not. As a matter of fact, the AI is so good it tricked Canadian news in reporting it as true.
I'm telling you folks, you got to be careful on what you see these days. Nothings real anymore.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_EylLlx828[/URL]
Even CNN bought it, I mean come on! Was Smaug the dragon in there? Puh leaze.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AvO0DrlkEtc[/URL]
Ensign Stubby's Post Count
Ensign Stubby can't take it. Now he's fantacizing that his big post count is really meaningful. Newsflash Stubby: There are a couple dozen contributors that provide helpful and interesting info more than the 1000's of bullshit posts you made.
Interestingly enough, I was watching (again) a movie the other night. Seems your creator stole the plot and inserted you as the star. At least we now know your real name: Khun Navin Johnson. (A white boy adopted and raised by a black family of sharecroppers who is homeless and living on the soi's of Pattaya while fantacizing endless days thinking he is black, but having neither the "stack" nor the brains to know the real reason he couldn't find action on Figueroa in LOS Angeles. LOL+++.
The plot could be found here [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerk[/URL]
Now go back to your shore patrol duties along the beach. Your conquests and Central Asian bros are missing you. ROTFLMAO.
With sympathy for your sad existence, Sam.
Ensign Stubby's Low Postings Alter Ego Chimed In ROTFLMAO
[QUOTE=HSendatsu;3074659]Seems like you really know what you're talking about, as all you write is BS.[/QUOTE]I wonder how many other "low post" contributors admiring Ensign Stubby are also creations the board know-it-all. Come on Stubby. Fess up. LOL.
Sam.
I like seeing negative reports about Pattaya!
[QUOTE=Lanthano;3074730][B]Caveats to my view:[/B] I have written quite a bit of negative, but I know its a particular, subjective view of someone coming in over a limited period of time. Those living there, who I invite to rip what I wrote apart where they disagree, will naturally have the benefit of time. Do not need to push every single night. A bad night is irrelevant next to all the others.
When you're me and there on holiday, you try to make each night count as you know you won't be there for very long. Hell, if you live there, if I lived there, I would just keep a network of girls at your beck and call and not bother with the venues that much. I envy those that are able to min and max Pattaya in that way. But for the rest of us mere mortals, where the nights are left to chance, it seems to have become a bit less fun.
[I]Conclusion:[/I] fun can still be had, particularly the non-formal route. But I can't help but think and know that you can access that route elsewhere without going to Pattaya as well.
If I were pressed, I would tell people to give Pattaya a pass for now. And that is as someone who has been going for 10 years now. If you do go, be aware what is there now.[/QUOTE]Please continue the negative reports. Tell everyone you know. The less [B]International Tricks[/B] that visit the better!
Thank you!
Another of Stubby's Low Post Alter Ego Creations Chimes In
[QUOTE=HSendatsu;3074659]Seems like you really know what you're talking about, as all you write is BS.[/QUOTE]Stubby. Here's another "low post" quality poster you should cherish. You need to start improving on your multiple board identities. LOL.