Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=TexasPistol;3065057]This is my theory, based on a one time two week visit. There are thousands of attractive women in Bangkok who will have sex for a reasonable rate of about $75/ hour which I think makes sense based on the local economy. However they don't like doing it. In Thai culture sex outside marriage is unacceptable. Has anyone noticed that porn sites are blocked here? (Although you can access them with a VPN.) The Sexual Revolution didn't get here. So you have to almost coerce a woman by withholding her payment until she has finished doing what you want her to do. Sorry, this is not for me. I spent two weeks in Brazil in January, paid about $100/ hour which is reasonable based on the economy there. I went to bed with 10 different women during two weeks. A great time was had by all because they were fine with sex outside marriage. They didn't feel like they were being forced to eat a live mouse or something.

Maybe some of the highest end brothels, in the $200 to $300/ hour range are better. Maybe. But that's really a ridiculous price for this poor a country.

I need Brazil. However this is only my personal opinion. Everyone has their own tastes and preferences.[/QUOTE]Exactly bro the world is YMMV, its silly for you to be coming here to spout off about your personal failures in Bangkok in a forum populated by guys who know the scene, RTFF and have a great deal of success daily in satisfying themselves.

I haven't been in BKK is almost 6 months. I'm fat, unattractive and to many westerners, I have the personality of a sidewalk. Nevertheless, I can guarantee you that when I roll off the plane this Fall, I will have no problem pumping my cum into the depths of a 20 year old hardbody for less than $120 who will do anything I want.

What I don't have is expectations. I don't expect that she is going to fall in love me with me. I'm not going to Thailand to fall in love or find a wife or a girlfriend and WODR to guys who have made it work, finding a wife in a place where she is turning tricks is not necessarily a recipe for success.

What I do have is understanding of Thai culture, which you inaccurately describe. Similarly, I understand how prostitution works. You have a need to cuddle and feel loved? Ask for it and pay for it. You want to bust one in her ass? Ask and pay for it.

Not to destroy dreams but we are just tricks to them.

Hi Gents,

Due to my international flight itinerary for an upcoming BKK trip, I will be arriving at around 4 am local time. My hotel likely won't let me check-in early and a hotel room may not be available until mid-day or early afternoon. Given this scenario, I was planning to check-in my bags at the front desk and try to find an open Nuru or Soapy place to freshen up and get the pipes cleaned out after some long flights.

In my past trips, I have been to Daisy Dream (around SOI twenty something) and Dragon Heart (Soi 11). I believe both do not open for the day until 11 am and both close at around 2 am. I have enjoyed both places multiple times. I like how you get to see the entire available line-up and chose your partner. Totally got to live out the "Rush Hour" fantasy for those Jackie Chan fans out there. I came across another similar spot called Hakumi Massage but looks like they open at 10 am.

Just wondering if anyone knows of any spots like this that are open 24 hrs a day so I can get a body wash and a lay at around 6 am or 7 am. TIA.

[QUOTE=MwenByen;3065078]Have you tired mongering in Amsterdam? I think that place will bring joy to your life. You know a lot of societies are rather culturally conservative. I remembered back in the days the overwhelmingly majority of the hookers working the streets of Thailand were from Issan and I think it hasn't changed much. When I used to live in Surin I noticed that things were very different out there from other parts of Thailand. It almost seemed like being premisculist was apart of the culture of the women out there.[/QUOTE]Amsterdam is a tourist trap rip off for the third world hordes. Dutch guys go to FKKs in Germany.

I am looking for a friendly professional relationship. We are not married. We are not in love. However let's say you go to a restaurant and a certain woman serves you. You are polite and respectful to her. You give her a nice tip. She is friendly and polite to you. You like each other. You are happy to see each other. When you walk in she thinks "Oh good. It's that nice guy again. " Not "OMG Here we go. I have to grit my teeth and serve that creep. " That's just how I feel. That's what I want in a sex worker. Friendly, professional, a nice person. In South America I did easily find that. In Bangkok, not really.

I'm on my way to live in Phnom Penh and I am really disappointed. I had thought that I could pop back to Bangkok for little visits now and then however at this point it feels like it will be a waste of money. I am afraid that I am not going for find what I personally am looking for unless maybe I pay $200 to $300 per hour at the most top tier locations. And everywhere else in east Asia sounds even worse.

Just FYI, my best experience so far has been Curitiba, Brazil. I was there for two weeks in January and I posted a report.

[QUOTE=MikeL893;3065142]Hi Gents,

Due to my international flight itinerary for an upcoming BKK trip, I will be arriving at around 4 am local time. My hotel likely won't let me check-in early and a hotel room may not be available until mid-day or early afternoon. Given this scenario, I was planning to check-in my bags at the front desk and try to find an open Nuru or Soapy place to freshen up and get the pipes cleaned out after some long flights. In my past trips, I have been to Daisy Dream (around SOI twenty something) and Dragon Heart (Soi 11). I believe both do not open for the day until 11 am and both close at around 2 am. I have enjoyed both places multiple times. I like how you get to see the entire available line-up and chose your partner. Totally got to live out the "Rush Hour" fantasy for those Jackie Chan fans out there. I came across another similar spot called Hakumi Massage but looks like they open at 10 am. Just wondering if anyone knows of any spots like this that are open 24 hrs a day so I can get a body wash and a lay at around 6 am or 7 am. TIA.[/QUOTE]Its very possible you may be overthinking things. BK is the only place I travel without at least the first nights accommodations reserved. Does not matter when I roll in, whereever I want to be there is always a room available. I travel light, so its easy, but you can walk into almost anywhere and they will have a room available. Yes you don't get your maximum bang for your dollar, but really a room for 20 bucks that I am only going to use for 6 or so hours is worth it for me. If you just treat every mid level flat as a short time hotel you will find it abundantly available 24/7. I'm not recommending you book a $200/ night room to use for only a few hours, but there are so many budget options that cost the price of a meal at home.

[QUOTE=Transporter;3065211]Its very possible you may be overthinking things. BK is the only place I travel without at least the first nights accommodations reserved. Does not matter when I roll in, whereever I want to be there is always a room available. I travel light, so its easy, but you can walk into almost anywhere and they will have a room available. Yes you don't get your maximum bang for your dollar, but really a room for 20 bucks that I am only going to use for 6 or so hours is worth it for me. If you just treat every mid level flat as a short time hotel you will find it abundantly available 24/7. I'm not recommending you book a $200/ night room to use for only a few hours, but there are so many budget options that cost the price of a meal at home.[/QUOTE]Thank you, Sir. I appreciate that perspective. I will consider that option. I am quite literally and figuratively trying to start my vacation with a "bang" LOL. While an approx. $20 temp room gets me cleaned up, I still need to find a companion to achieve my objective. Any other intel on soapy spas that may be open round the clock?

[QUOTE=TexasPistol;3065206]I am looking for a friendly professional relationship. We are not married. We are not in love. However let's say you go to a restaurant and a certain woman serves you. You are polite and respectful to her. You give her a nice tip. She is friendly and polite to you. You like each other. You are happy to see each other. When you walk in she thinks "Oh good. It's that nice guy again. " Not "OMG Here we go. I have to grit my teeth and serve that creep. " That's just how I feel. That's what I want in a sex worker. Friendly, professional, a nice person. In South America I did easily find that. In Bangkok, not really.

I'm on my way to live in Phnom Penh and I am really disappointed. I had thought that I could pop back to Bangkok for little visits now and then however at this point it feels like it will be a waste of money. I am afraid that I am not going for find what I personally am looking for unless maybe I pay $200 to $300 per hour at the most top tier locations. And everywhere else in east Asia sounds even worse.

Just FYI, my best experience so far has been Curitiba, Brazil. I was there for two weeks in January and I posted a report.[/QUOTE]Again regrettably I have to call you extremely naive. Sorry to burst your bubble but most of those waitresses (and waiters) are thinking 'here comes the good tipper again' rather than 'oh here comes the really nice guy again'. It's a job and they have to put on smiley face. It's not that they like or dislike you, it's just a job. You say professional but you have a rather fuzzy definition of the word.

Similarly all these Brazilian babes you are obsessed about, they are just better bad actors than some in other Countries that you have encountered.

Personally, and I've met a lot of Brazilian girls, I think they are one of the most two-faced shallow cohorts of hookers anywhere on the planet, but they are able to charm the gullible well, I'll grant them that.

[QUOTE=MikeL893;3065142]Hi Gents,

Due to my international flight itinerary for an upcoming BKK trip, I will be arriving at around 4 am local time. My hotel likely won't let me check-in early and a hotel room may not be available until mid-day or early afternoon. Given this scenario, I was planning to check-in my bags at the front desk and try to find an open Nuru or Soapy place to freshen up and get the pipes cleaned out after some long flights.

In my past trips, I have been to Daisy Dream (around SOI twenty something) and Dragon Heart (Soi 11). I believe both do not open for the day until 11 am and both close at around 2 am. I have enjoyed both places multiple times. I like how you get to see the entire available line-up and chose your partner. Totally got to live out the "Rush Hour" fantasy for those Jackie Chan fans out there. I came across another similar spot called Hakumi Massage but looks like they open at 10 am.

Just wondering if anyone knows of any spots like this that are open 24 hrs a day so I can get a body wash and a lay at around 6 am or 7 am. TIA.[/QUOTE]Best bet is to book a day rate hotel and hire a girl in from an agency. Most hotels in BKK do day rates there is even a website for it, [URL]https://th.dayuse.com/[/URL]

Note: This was posted last month but didn't due to computer error.

[QUOTE=PgReal;3059971]If you want fantasy, like schoolgirl, airhostess, guard, nurse, I'd recommend psyche-dream instead, the girls are more up for anything.[/QUOTE]I did Psyche Dream for the classroom fantasy. They send you a list of who's available around 10 am. Booked CC as the teacher, and Nami as the student. Nami advertises as 21 but told me she's older; still looks young enough for a uni student type. They charge extra for panties and stockings. Not sure if that's to keep or just for them to wear (in retrospect I should have had the older girl wear stockings, but didn't think to ask because I wanted Nami bare-legged). Some other stuff extra but I forget what it was. The girls do their own roleplay scenario where they teach you the Thai words for naughty bits in a mock classroom, then take you to a nearby mattress for sex. Not really worth it unless you want roleplay with all the props (I really wish this place had been open fifteen years ago, but I'm getting a bit old for it now and mainly went there out of curiosity).

I was thrown when a Chinese client in the waiting room asked me for advice on dominatrix stuff in Bangkok, as I'm not used to men starting casual conversations in a brothel! But I told him about Demonia which I had seen was still open in Soi 33 (I'd been to the Pattaya branch years ago, for the aforementioned roleplay) and Analissa Massage which I knew from this forum had that stuff.

Tried Analissa later myself but just for a milking table oily. The lineup was not that pretty so I went for a youngish girl paired with older enthusiastic girl, which I've found is a workable combination. The lights were down low anyway (though this also meant I couldn't really see what the young girl was up to under the table despite them positioning a mirror so I could).

JSpot for nuru on arrival in BKK and made the mistake of doing a 69 after paying for a CIM. Caught her in a mirror just giving me a HJ. After I'd left I saw there were prettier girls sitting outside the nuru next door (Chairman), so I should have picked a girl off the street instead of from the inaccurate photos in the tablet they give you inside.

Went to 581 by Nana for a proper Jab Kasai testicle massage, but results uncertain. The girl at Vovo said I came a lot, but wasn't able to verify that: should have paid the extra for COF!

Did Nana Plaza just for a drink and a grope of a naked girl (no barfining). Results disappointing but did better another night at Soi Cowboy's Crazy House and Suzie Wong, where the girls got right down to business on your lap.

For a pampering I went to the Kawaii barber shop and got a girl with makeup like a female Joker (other girls there cuter, but not mine). Not that I saw much anyway (note: don't ask for cucumber mask). You're probably better just going to a proper mens salon I reckon, as the one I went to later for a proper haircut had a pretty hairdresser anyway.

[QUOTE=TexasPistol;3065206]I am looking for a friendly professional relationship. We are not married. We are not in love. However let's say you go to a restaurant and a certain woman serves you. You are polite and respectful to her. You give her a nice tip. She is friendly and polite to you. You like each other. You are happy to see each other. When you walk in she thinks "Oh good. It's that nice guy again. " Not "OMG Here we go. I have to grit my teeth and serve that creep. " That's just how I feel. That's what I want in a sex worker. Friendly, professional, a nice person. In South America I did easily find that. In Bangkok, not really.

I'm on my way to live in Phnom Penh and I am really disappointed. I had thought that I could pop back to Bangkok for little visits now and then however at this point it feels like it will be a waste of money. I am afraid that I am not going for find what I personally am looking for unless maybe I pay $200 to $300 per hour at the most top tier locations. And everywhere else in east Asia sounds even worse.

Just FYI, my best experience so far has been Curitiba, Brazil. I was there for two weeks in January and I posted a report.[/QUOTE]Y'all must be hard to deal with Tex, in all my years I have never had anything but a nice friendly fuck and even a smile as they are tonguing my ass. You must either be mean or want to "feel" something.

Phnom Phen is a wasteland, barfines last there were $10 and $50 for the girl and Khmer girls don't suck dick.

[QUOTE=VinceAU;3065283]Note: This was posted last month but didn't due to computer error.

I did Psyche Dream for the classroom fantasy. They send you a list of who's available around 10 am. Booked CC as the teacher, and Nami as the student. Nami advertises as 21 but told me she's older; still looks young enough for a uni student type. They charge extra for panties and stockings. Not sure if that's to keep or just for them to wear (in retrospect I should have had the older girl wear stockings, but didn't think to ask because I wanted Nami bare-legged). Some other stuff extra but I forget what it was. The girls do their own roleplay scenario where they teach you the Thai words for naughty bits in a mock classroom, then take you to a nearby mattress for sex. Not really worth it unless you want roleplay with all the props (I really wish this place had been open fifteen years ago, but I'm getting a bit old for it now and mainly went there out of curiosity).[/QUOTE]I am curious about the '581' place you mentioned, I've been searching for a place like this, I didn't know it existed. When you say 'results uncertain', do you recommend the place?

Yeah the bit extra for COF in VOVO is worth it, they stick it right out there for you and don't try and hide or turn. The first time, I came too early and missed her face, she was actually quite disappointed, more probably thought I was going to complain and look for my money back LOL!

[QUOTE=PgReal;3065338]I am curious about the '581' place you mentioned, I've been searching for a place like this, I didn't know it existed. When you say 'results uncertain', do you recommend the place?[/QUOTE]Not sure. The first time I tried a jabkasai massage it improved things, at least for the next few ejeculations. But that was a dozen or so years ago at a place that's no longer there. I'm not sure it made much difference now. As for the massage itself they seemed to know what they were doing, but I haven't had many so I can't judge.

Here's their website:

[URL]https://www.thaiprostatemassage.com/[/URL]

And the place was selected on the recommendation of this guy:

[URL]https://www.chiangmailocator.com/wiki-karsai-thai-genital-massage-in-chiang-mai-p45[/URL]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3065331]Phnom Phen is a wasteland, barfines last there were $10 and $50 for the girl and Khmer girls don't suck dick.[/QUOTE]Maybe difficult in SR, but not in PP. I and my associates have never had a problem getting head in the PP hostess bars. Just like in other places, a pre-employment interview will usually sort out what is on the menu.

Sam.

Hello gents. I have experience in this pastime all over Europe, South America, Australia, and the US. Looking for any recommendations or tips on what's different here vs all those other places I've enjoyed. I'm staying half my time close to Soi Cowboy and the other half near Nana Plaza.

One thing I want to avoid is ladyboys (no judgements, just not my thing). How can avoid this unwanted surprise. I'll also take any tips on visiting those two places. Thanks in advance fellas.

[QUOTE=Stl24;3065966]Hello gents. I have experience in this pastime all over Europe, South America, Australia, and the US. Looking for any recommendations or tips on what's different here vs all those other places I've enjoyed. [/QUOTE]Do you really expect us to tell you all of the differences?
You have found the right thread. Just start reading the reports from at least the beginning of this year, but preferably further back in time.

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