Another time in Thaliand. Alwasy perfect. Bangkok section
I'm writing a review about Thailand as part of a summer trip through Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia and. Thailand! In the other sections, I'll be writing reviews of the other countries I visited on my punter trip (and not just that, but that's what this section is about).
So, about Bangkok!
Unfortunately, he massage street Soi 24 is now closed; that's where I used to be able to see the girls right there on the street, take my time choosing, and wander back and forth to pick my top pick of the day. A shame, but Bangkok has plenty more to offer.
I got on well with a few of them and really well with one girl. Where to go and with whom is a matter of personal preference: try out all the massage parlours, pop in and out without a care. We travel halfway round the world to make the most of every day of our holiday!!
Nana Plaza is also good fun, for a bit of relaxation with some lovely girls over a drink. The bar fines and costs make no sense to me (I went on a six-week trip across half of Asia; spending money is fine, but going overboard when there's an alternative isn't).
K&P Prostate Wellness Massage
The booking process was smooth, I opted for the 2-hour experience which included: a prostate massage, testicle message (kasai), and lingam massage. The masseuse I selected was Dena who was recommended by fellow enthusiast on this site.
Dena arrived on time, and was a little chubbier than in her pictures, but she was still cute. With these kinds of specialized massaged, you typically get older ladies who really know what they're doing, which I am fine with as it is about the sensory parts, but who am I to say no to a 26-year-old who apparently knows her stuff?
Dena was meticulous in her setup, laying out the towels, equipment, and adjusting the lights / sounds so that the hotel room was a relaxing environment (outcall for 300 baht seemed better than traveling 30-minutes one way). The massage started with a decent back and leg rub, she wiped off the oil and asked me to kneel with my butt up. Her entire process including the massage exudes attentiveness and the prostate massage was no different. She took her time and was methodical with her techniques. This was incredible, I had a clear but thick liquid oozing out of my penis the entire time, forming a trail from the tip to the paper that she placed under me. It felt like she was milking this liquid out (as opposed to stroking), and I was feeling all sorts of things all over my body. If this is what sex feels like for a woman, I would be a nymph.
The next part was a testicle massage which was not enjoyable but I went with it for the experience, and to see the cute 26 year old so focused on my balls. At one point, she looked up and wanted to say something but didn't have the words, turns out, she could feel that I had done a vasectomy, and it was the first time she had felt it. I was very glad this part was over. The next part was the lingam massage, which she kept edging me, saying that it was to train to combat premature ejaculation. She said I should try and last for twenty minutes during sex, and train by masturbation by edging myself at least 5 times, sounds a bit like gym work! When I was ready to release, she asked if I would like a combined orgasm, which I quickly agreed. This time, she may have rushed the prostate insertion part because it really hurt and pooping after felt real bad, thankfully this mostly subsided the next day (just in time for my next appointment). Anyway, the combined orgasm felt great and incredibly intense, probably a combination of the edging for half an hour and prostate stimulation.
I probably wouldn't repeat the entire process as I didn't love the back rub or the testicle massage. I would probably visit a place with greater emphasis on pleasure for the entire duration. That said, it was comical to see how serious and methodical Dena was throughout the process, you can see that she really believes in what she does and that the massage in itself not being a sexual service is a strong case of cognitive dissonance! 3800 for 2 hours outcall is certainly good value but I place more weight on the enjoyment of the process, maybe I would just do the prostate and lingam massage next time!