Managua

[QUOTE=Xdred]I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

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Gentleman, please don't visit Nicaragua based upon Meat Loaf tails / tells / tales!

You guys that read these tales are located throughout the world, mostly North America, and probably are older than 45 years of age. The far majority of you guys are almost collecting social security if not already. I make this statement because most young guys my age, 33, are doing the family thing and don't have the disposable income to travel abroad solo. Their disposable income is spent on family stuff. Hence, I reference you older gentleman frequently.

I know my non-fiction stories are entertaining, encouraging, and very vivid, but this does not translate into being a source for tourism. What I have accomplished in my male-female relations could have, was, and will be achieved in any country I reside. (See Panama City, Panama; Cd. Juarez, Mexico; etcetera.) Being the same age as the girls makes all of interactions easy and my ability to communicate in Spanish makes a world of difference. As a resident of Nicaragua I'm a familiar face and personality to which they become accustom. A 1-week tourist will not have the same interaction that I describe in my stories: A 1-week tourist who cannot speak Spanish will definitely not have the same or even similar interaction that I describe in my stories.

Conclusion: The basis of my stories are not existant because I'm in Nicaragua, but becuase I'm Meat Loaf! Your visiting Nicaragua for 1-week based upon my stories is not going to yield similar experiences that I post.

Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant!

Conclusion: A 1-week vacation will yield little activity beyond what I've described above. Neighboring countries have built a tourism infrastructure that justifies international travel while Nicaragua has not. Your vacation to Nicaragua will yield little stories for your friends and family beyond the statement that you visited Nicaragua.

If you guys are reading my tales and using my tales as a reference for your next vacation or job transfer, please do not. Again, my stories are indeed entertaining, but should not be used as a proxy for international travel. Maybe if you're in the neighborhood passing through, but to board a plane with the fnial destination being MGA is not my recommendation.

Conclusion: Don't use my stories as a tourism source. When watching Rambo movies; listening to 50-Cents rap music; or Black Sabbath albums you do not try to imitate their action, neither should you attempt to imitate Meat Loaf tales.

Many ISG Senior Members have PM'd me and many stealth readers may be developing the notion that I'm attempting to hoard the girls and the country for myself. Am I? Yes, but I'm also being 100% honest and objective. You guys aren't my competition because you don't live here and wouldn't move here to compete for the girls and commerce. A 1-week vacation to bang my girls isn't worth concern so I'm really not worried about a few more snakes-in-the-grass (dicks in vaginas with hair.) Lastly, most of you guys don't have a chance with these girls beyond foreign direct investment nor would you really want to. I'm writing this post as a courtesy to my fellow-ISG members.

Conclusion: You guys aren't my competition, but are my fellow-ISG members. I'm not trying to cock-block, but am trying to tell you the reality of my intentions.

There are no pretty sights to see. The streets in Nicaragua are either dirt roads or torn-up cobble stone with pot holes throughout. The taxis do not have any shocks and rarely do doors open using the handle (see Dukes of Hazard.) Garbage is strewn throughout the streets, drainage canals, and yards. A cultural trait of throwing your garbage into the streets and not using garbage cans, that don't exist, is the norm. Conclusion: Nicaragua is a torn down country not pleasing to the eye and wouldn't make memorable pictures worth of international travel.

Fellas, as much as I enjoy writing these high-caliber stories please do not use these tales as a tourism reference. Your 3-day or 7-day vacation will be much better spent in a neighboring country that has built the infrastructure for tourism. Nicaragua has zero (0%) infrastructure for the citizens more less a tourist.

I'm glad that I have earned many admirers for my stories and respect all the readers, but please don't visit Nicaragau based upon Meat Loaf tales. For a well-rounded and real vacation I recommend visiting a neighboring country.

Thank You,

Meat Loaf

Strength in numbers "Chicas Nicas" can aide in the quest for what you are seeking.

My suggestion is to read Meat Loafs "Guide to MGA" paying close attention to articulation and detail. How much you pay for pussy and quality is directly dependent upon your personal skill set inventory. Your will always be viewed here in terms of value to the provider "Nica" and the house, nothing more. It’s a game and like a Casino the odds are not in our favor. Can you win? The answer is there are winners and losers every day. With an understating of the language, culture, some game and willingness to venture walking into the barrios odds can be manipulated much as one would card count in a game of chance. You too can win. Do not try this at home as such activity must be performed by a professional and be detrimental to your safety and welfare.

I now realize why it is a waste of time documenting every location available to the MGA monger. They simply change and disappear too rapidly. The brothel owners also change business practices frequently.

Off to the barrios now.

Nice Fotos, Dewman

I see you went by these clubs during the daytime (I assume they were closed or dead?) and snapped some pics!

That shows dedication!

Nice pics ! Way to go.

[QUOTE=Xdred]Checked in to hotel Cristo Rey around 1pm. About a twenty minute ride from the airport. Went to Fenix which is a two block walk from the hotel. Over the course of the next four hours rented three pieces of ass. Had a one hour session with Samantha followed by a thirty minute session with Emma. Then found the lovely Marilyn as described and photographed courtesy of Dr Drew. Enjoyed an hour with this lovely.

Most of the girls at Fenix are young early twenties. Really enjoyed Samantha as she bought in a fan and side table and seemed sincerely interested in my comfort and satisfaction. Since it was Sunday afternoon I had expected the establishment to be slower that it actually was. As it got later the traffic became heavier to my surprise. Man do these girls get fu** a lot. I am not really a fan of the young chicks but they do try hard and all were able to follow instructions as directed.

I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

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Not having internet or cable service all morning produced another day for socializing. I found the perfect excuse to tell the live-in on why I was leaving the house: The maid threw away some perfectly edible food and I was mad that I would have to spend my money for its replacement. Always thinking in prevent mode I gave "Loco Lady" taxi fare to go visit her momma' and kids. We agreed that I would return home 8 hours later- 2200 hours.

Being cheap, I decided to take the bus to Fenix. Entering Fenix I saw a tall and handsome Gringo sitting at the first table overlooking a stable of 15 hookers sitting on the sofas. (As I told "ISG Member in Need, " this should be a great week for him since the last payday for the country was two (2) weekends ago and they will not get paid again until next Monday. The population has already been broke for two weekends with a third weekend of poverty looming.) These hookers were ready to earn a peso with most not wearing much clothing. Coochie-cutter shorts, aka Daisy Dukes, with stripper heels, low-cut shirts holding more crack than Marion Barry, and beautiful smiles were the sights. From "ISG Member in Need's" aforementioned post I too would have been busy f*cking at Fenix had I not know the addresses for other locations. Nonetheless, Fenix presented a top-flight stock of p*ssy. Even the most selective ISG member would f*ck them with no hesitation!

"ISG Member in Need" and I shared conversation covering the topics of personal travel, employment, sexual conquests, and other pleasantries. (I, Meat Loaf, enjoy tour guiding and translating for other ISG Senior Members. This services gives me a reality-check of how the outside world is beyond these Nicaraguan borders.) After 30-minutes we exited Fenix, but not before I received a few kissess from the b*tches.

Via taxi we changed locations. Again, this second location was packed with 13 girls and two (2) customers: Meat Loaf and "ISG Member in Need" were the only customers before the eyes of 13 hookers. (Meat Loaf frequents locations where few male customers exist enabling me to receive all of the girl's attention. Give me a girl that's broke with little opportunity and I'll be happier than Oprah Winfrey at a 99-cent buffett.) The hookers have been listening to weeks of gossip concerning Meat Loaf and were reserved in joining ""ISG Member in Need" and Meat Loaf at our table. After 1-hour we changed locations.

The third location presented another 10 girls. These girls have been hearing Meat Loaf rumors since I broke the spine of the Dominican-looking girl a few weeks ago. I received a few hugs, "ISG Member in Need" received many looks of interest, and further jovial moments were shared. After 30-minutes the two of us changed locations.

The fourth location we entered was just opening for business. I said what's up to the owner who was sitting at the bar with a few of his employees. Immediately all of the girls began cat-calling my name: Meat Loaf is sexy; Meat Loaf te aguanto (I want you Meat Loaf has more turca (d*ck) than a horse were the common heckles. A few of the girls attacked me with hugs while one sat on my lap simulating sex. Unfortunately for these girls, I saw one of my old f*ck pieces from last year and began conversing with her. She must of seen sucker on my forehead 'cause she came from around the bar, purse in hand, to sit alongside Meat Loaf. "ISG Member in Need" unknowingly sat beside this Puerto Rican looking presumida (stuck-up girl) who would have given him horrible service.

At the bar "ISG Member in Need" enjoyed the ambiance while Meat Loaf combed the hair of his Latin beauty. Gratefull is Meat Loaf towards "ISG Member in Need" for offering to pay my rent to this mami chula (sexy girl.) Meat Loaf reconfirmed his offer and was told, "thank you for guiding me through Managua and for entertaining me with Meat Loaf tales. " "ISG Member in Need" paid the fare: The rent paid to this lady is the most I, Meat Loaf, have ever paid, although I didn't pay. Last year, I wore the p*ssy out for at a rate of 1/3 yesterday's price. Inflation is present.

Not having any stamina in th pecker region I needed some help. F*cking my live-in four (4) times per day, getting my BBBJCIMS three (3) times per day, and drinking rum and beer for days has my two (2) buddies exhausted! I told "ISG Member in Need" that only viagra could aide me. (This girl was begging for me to f*ck her since we haven't exchanged bodily fluids for several months.) I instructed ella (her) to wait 10-minutes because I needed to return home. To the pharmacy 4 blocks away I ran while "ISG Member in Needed" waited at the bar with the two broads.

I returned within 10-minutes and began the foreplay with my morena (dark skinned girl.) After 20 more minutes we entered the room. She took her pants off quickly; she tore her shirt off faster; and the bra which holds her 34C breasts in place was removed with no hesitation. Within 1-minute she was naked. Hell, I jumped out my clothes too.

Starting in missionary I mounted. Not fealing any strength I requested some oral action. With no change in stature I suggested we return to missionary. Into the abyss I went. I operated with 70% efficiency for the most part, but still enjoyed watching her eyes roll back into her head; listening to her breathing pattern of intense moans and groans; feeling her pop those hips as she rode this d*ck; being brought deeper into her guts with her legs crossed tightly around my thighs; feeling her grab my ass while guiding me into various regions of her hairy vagina were great sexual sensations. My f*ck piece from last year has some bomb-ass p*ssy! Her body of 22 years is slim, yet meaty, with f*cking skills she developed by creating her two (2) young children.

After I busted two (2) polvos (nutts) we convesed about her employment situation, family, and the memories we've shared for two years. I haven't called her in a few months, but will again this week. (Problem: All of the girls know my live-in girl and that she doesn't play when I'm concerned. Remember, hookers gossip more than Joan Rivers and the word is out. Unless I change my route in search of new talent I will not be able to grow my live-in stable.)

Returning to the bar where "ISG Member in Need" waited was a nice victory stroll. The bill was paid and we departed for location #2 once again.

Again, no customers were present with five girls waiting for a p*ssy-tenant to surface. "ISG Member in Need" entered the establishment serious on finding his next victim who was a first-timer: Within the few hours that "ISG Member in Need" and I had left establishment #2 a new employee appeared. This new employee is 20-years old, skinny, fair skinned, and a first-time prostitute. "ISG Member in Need" rented her wares for 30-minutes and began laying the foundation for her to become his hotel live-in for the week. "ISG Member in Need" told me that the girl had little sexual knowledge, but take instructions extremely well. "ISG Member in Need" will have to educate this 20-year old on sexual positions, sexual stamina, and sexual satisfaction for she knows little.

"ISG Member in Need" and I went our seperate ways ending this 8-hour Managua Mongeing Tour.

"ISG Member in Need" was a total gentleman by purchasing the beer, taxi fare, and even paying my rent for a piece-of-pussy. Being his first day in Nicaragua and getting acclamated to the scene "ISG Member in Need" was reserved. "ISG Member in Need" was scoping which girl he will loaf in the upcoming days. "ISG Member in Need" operated within the brothels like a educated monger who possesses numerous victories under his belt. Meat Loaaf looks forward to mongering with "ISG Member in Need" later this week and by then the girls will be really broke and hungry with little male customer activity to be found.

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[QUOTE=Xdred]Strength in numbers "Chicas Nicas" can aide in the quest for what you are seeking.

My suggestion is to read Meat Loafs "Guide to MGA" paying close attention to articulation and detail. How much you pay for pussy and quality is directly dependent upon your personal skill set inventory. Your will always be viewed here in terms of value to the provider "Nica" and the house, nothing more. It’s a game and like a Casino the odds are not in our favor. Can you win? The answer is there are winners and losers every day. With an understating of the language, culture, some game and willingness to venture walking into the barrios odds can be manipulated much as one would card count in a game of chance. You too can win. Do not try this at home as such activity must be performed by a professional and be detrimental to your safety and welfare.

I now realize why it is a waste of time documenting every location available to the MGA monger. They simply change and disappear too rapidly. The brothel owners also change business practices frequently.

Off to the barrios now.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Please actually go to Nicaragua, then have an experience other than reading, then comment. We can all google and read news.

If you as I did, go to the Mercado Oriental to photograph the embedded brothel (Callejon de la Muerte) you will take , as I did, your driver , a body guard to watch your back and in this case as my driver has a gun and an permit, a gun and a permit. We actually planned to go back at night and had arranged to hire two off duty cops for US$20 (total for 2 hours) and they were bringing their AK-47's so by comparison we were relatively unstrapped.

Even shopping for anything major where you have to go in with a fair amount of dough, a gun or guard makes sense.[/QUOTE]Correct "Xdred." You must hit the street and talk with the locals as to where the brothels are located.

It may be dangerous for some to walk the streets so using an armed-bodyguard and off duty police officers with AK-47's as "Grand Pollo" did and does should protect you, don't you think?

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]There are hundreds of places with Tona or Victoria or Brahma signs. Stick to casas that are obvious casas to play it safe. Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

Every place I recommend (or don't if a rip-off) is a place I have gone in, talked to the madam, got the price, looked at the room and bathroom and viewed or sampled the girls. Every time.

I tell them I am doing this to get them business from a club of internet guys and if it is a good deal I will report if it is and if not I tell them I will tell you guys that it is a rip. And I have told a few that I am telling you guys they are a scam or a dump (in the vain hope they will get half a brain).

Everyone here should do this. Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.[/QUOTE]I agree "Grand Pollo."

Thank you very much Water Boy, actually I took them about 6 pm while hanging out with the famous Meat Loaf back on my March trip. We did go inside at that time but the people had just went inside to open up and nothing was going on at Good Time at 6pm.

I did go on the trip the last week of May and went about 10 pm on a Thursday night and there was a lot of action and many beautiful girls in the place.

I do take my camera everywhere I go in Nicaragua and have plenty of photo's
to show off.

Could hardly wait to get home today and see what was new on the Managua board.

I included a picture of Nicole from Sol Y Luna, she is the manager and or the daughter of the owner and is not a working girl unless you take her to San Juan Del Sur on a Sunday afternoon.

Dewman

Thanks "DrDewman" for all of the photo. If it weren't for you I would have zero (0%) photos to share with family and friends concerning Nicaragua.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant![/QUOTE]I would second Meatloaf's points. Managua is a dump in most parts.

When I arrived the first time, I took a taxi from the new & modern airport into the center of town. The view out the window was depressing: horrid slums littered with trash. Broken down houses. People burning trash in barrels.

I thought that I had made a big mistake, I thought "What have I gotten myself into? "

Directions are impossible in MGA. No one (I mean no one) speaks english. Don't go there unless you speak a passable spanish.

I was initially drawn to Managua for the cost-effective mongering scene. So you spend 1 hour a day in the brothels. You have 16 wakeful hours every day. What do you do the other 15? Managua has very few of those "other things". There are tourist sites commemorating the Nica civil war: Somoza's bunker, the Plaza De Armas. They are not beautiful but quite bizarre. If you are already in Managua, they are worth seeing. All the tourists sites can be seen in one day.

Other than the brothels & boozing their is NO recreation in Managua.

The real pretty things are outside Managua. Granada, Leon, the coast. I wasn't impressed with Leon, I wouldn't recommend going there. However, on the ride from MGA to Leon I saw an impressive countryside. Beautiful volcanoes.

My quest has been: "How to combine mongering with general recreation" I think there are few places in the world that accomplish both.

Nica is a pretty country. MGA, however is a place to see only in transit. I would say, spend a few days in MGA visit some brothels, then go to Granada then south to Rivas and on to the coast. From what I have read on the forum, Granada lacks in mongering and the prices are high.

As others have said on ISG, don't go to Nica on your own unless you speak a passable spanish. Unless, of course you can get an organized group tour of the whole country. I believe these are pretty scarce.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]I would second Meatloaf's points. Managua is a dump in most parts.

When I arrived the first time, I took a taxi from the new & modern airport into the center of town. The view out the window was depressing: horrid slums littered with trash. Broken down houses. People burning trash in barrels.

I thought that I had made a big mistake, I thought "What have I gotten myself into? "

Directions are impossible in MGA. No one (I mean no one) speaks english. Don't go there unless you speak a passable spanish.

I was initially drawn to Managua for the cost-effective mongering scene. So you spend 1 hour a day in the brothels. You have 16 wakeful hours every day. What do you do the other 15? Managua has very few of those "other things". There are tourist sites commemorating the Nica civil war: Somoza's bunker, the Plaza De Armas. They are not beautiful but quite bizarre. If you are already in Managua, they are worth seeing. All the tourists sites can be seen in one day.

Other than the brothels & boozing their is NO recreation in Managua.

The real pretty things are outside Managua. Granada, Leon, the coast. I wasn't impressed with Leon, I wouldn't recommend going there. However, on the ride from MGA to Leon I saw an impressive countryside. Beautiful volcanoes.

My quest has been: "How to combine mongering with general recreation" I think there are few places in the world that accomplish both.

Nica is a pretty country. MGA, however is a place to see only in transit. I would say, spend a few days in MGA visit some brothels, then go to Granada then south to Rivas and on to the coast. From what I have read on the forum, Granada lacks in mongering and the prices are high.

As others have said on ISG, don't go to Nica on your own unless you speak a passable spanish. Unless, of course you can get an organized group tour of the whole country. I believe these are pretty scarce.[/QUOTE]"Water Boy" is correct on his Managua impression except that people do not burn trash in barrels, but burn trash on the street curb. People dump their trash on the street curb and wait, hope, for a "street bum" to walk by with his shopping cart and ask if you want your garbage removed for 25 cents. City garbage collection does exist, but is unpredictable. The "bums" either take the trash to a vacant lot or the drainage canal for disposal.

Granada is the biggest Nicaraguan attraction. Granada was the first city discovered / claimed in the American Hemisphere back in the 1500s: Granda is the oldest city in the American Hemisphere. Granada has a population of 40, 000 residents. Granada has claimed famed for twenty years as being a real estate mecca. Why? Several years back, after the war ended in the 1980s, real estate was cheap. Numerous houses were old, had bad paint, and were falling apart due to neglect. Houses with 10, 000 square feet were being sold for US $40, 000. A few Europeans and North Americans bought these houses, which are town houses, and rehabed the property. They invested money into the property. Naturally, after a few years the property increased in value. This became a marketing ploy to lure foreigners into the region. The local residents increased prices on every piece of property. I don't know who, but Remax and Century 21 opened offices in Granada and started selling property, or attempting to sell property. Presently, the prices of Granada real estate are similar to USA pricing, US $150, 000. US $1, 000, 000. Mortgages are non-exist for foriegners: Non-citizens must acquire the capital for their real estate purchases outside of Nicaragua. North Americans and Europeans must come with cash-in-hand! Paying G8 money to live in the 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere is stupid, foolish, and what they expect North Americans to do. With a population of 40, 000 in Granada and 5, 000 USA-citizens living in Nicaragua the real estate ploy is over-exaggerated.

Granada sits along the Central America's largest lake. Granada has government buildings, townhouses, and churches with pretty paint. Granada has a concrete park with trees encompassing one-city block. The park is the center of attraction. Any SWs that are available will be found in the park. The park has a hostel for backpackers. The main street (calzada) leads from the park to the lake's beachfront (malecon.) The calzada has a few cafes and one sports bar. The sports bar has a nice atmosphere of USA college and professional penants. Across the street from the sports bar is another hostel for backpackers. A few blocks away is some expensive hotel charging US $75 or more per night. The malecon is infested with gang bangers looking to rob tourists, (ie. You.) (Meat Loaf got into a fight with three (3) pandilleros in Granda for defending a local 60-year old couple. Meat Loaf was able to befriend these pandilleros after the rock and stone strowing ceased. Meat Loaf walked the 'hood surrounding the calzada with these pandilleros. Meat Loaf drank beer with the pandilleros, met the gang leader, and learned spent a few hours talking sh*t while watching my back.) As everywhere in Nicargua: Police patrols and protection do not exist. Therefore, Meat Loaf had to protect himself from the malecon back to the plaza back to the bus for Managua. The best way to ensure my protection and to not worry about my safety was to befriend these thugs. This way the gang would not be searching for me in the tourist locations of Granada.

Sites to see in Granada: (1) park; (2) sports bar; (3) malecon; (4) the islands in the middle of the lake via boat or on the church's rooftop; and (5) buildings with pretty paint. All the prices in Granada are over-priced, 1. 5 times the Managua price.

That summarizes Nicaragua's most popular tourist attraction! Again, not worth of an international trip just for one-day experience.

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Feeling goma (hung over) from the day before I layed in bed all day. At about 1600 hrs. , "Xdred" gave my cellular phone a call with an update on his daily activities. Laughing and intrigued I suggested we meet again although my original intention was to monger with "Xdred" not until Friday. Regardless, I went to the brothel to share mongerisms.

He told me a few good stories and gave me the wh*re gossip that you ISG readers have grown to love. I suggested we hit some of the other spots for his familiarity. After 30-mintues we departed via foot: "Xdred" and Meat Loaf walked the barrios of Managua from brothel to brothel. Our foot transportation covered over 15 Managua blocks! And this was done without an armed bodyguard or police escort.

"Xdred" is familiar and comfortable in foreign ghettos and exhibited such confidence is his stride. The local populace noticed "Xdred, " but knew better in the form of assault or heckles.

We went to location #2 which had zero action. We walked further to location #3 which was jam-packed with guys drinking and a few 40-year old hookers. We both agreed to leave immediately upon entrance. Location #4 was half-ass and not worth of a stay although "Xdred" mentioned that he liked the outdoor atmosphere. Too many moscas (flys) drove us away.

I had some business to attend to at the home before the hour of 1800, but postponed my arrival and showed "Xdred" yet another location. Via taxi we travel several miles.

Location #5 had some nice, petite, young wh*res and an active male customer base. ISG mongers shared more conversation. I like this location and it typically has a nice crop of pink snapper. After 30-minutes or so we departed. Again, walking the streets with Meat Loaf, "Xdred" was never in jeopardy.

I returned home and "Xdred" returned to mongering- Doing what he does best!

In summary, nothing really happened besides Meat Loaf showing "Xdred" the hidden locations of these brothels. That in itself is the battle: Learning the address of brothels is the most important skill in the mongering lifestyle.

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I would like to thank “Meat Loaf” and extend gratitude for valuable services rendered in aid to a fellow ISG member. Without this knowledge transfer my trip would have been limited to the main stream brothels and much needed satisfaction could not have been attained by this monger in need. While many pussies could have been sampled from the documented locations my enjoyment always comes from interaction with the local populace off the beaten track. I just want to pay the same prices as would a local. when sampling the same meat.

If you are not comfortable, feel unsafe or have no balls and want to experience a virtual abundance of beautiful Nicas for US $11.00 per hour (or less) by all means heed Grand Pollo’s advice and hire off duty policemen with AK47s. I cannot imagine an experienced ISG member (local resident?) going to this extreme. I would also invite Gran Pollo to return to the MGA forum and post. My interest is in accurate reporting and keeping the International Sex Guide a reservoir of honest and reliable information.

While all establishments with a Tona sign are not brothels, I validate “Meat Loafs” advice to walk in, sit down have a beer and talk with the locals. They truly enjoy this interaction with the gringo and will freely share information and pricing (important) where you can find cheap pussy, generally within walking distance. Without advance pricing information and language skills you will save nothing even if you were to stumble upon such an establishment.

In the welfare, interest of fellow ISG members I urge you to not attempt this type of activity unless you feel completely comfortable. Doing so could lead to loss of “Life or Limb”.

Yesterday I returned to a local spot without name or sign. My plan was to arrange a few days at the hotel with the twenty year old Nica, enjoyed a day earlier. Being her first day in the business she confessed to only having one dick in her tiny hole previously. Being white, skinny and young this is not my preferred type of chica. You see I like the morena (brown) things from twenty seven to thirty six years of age preferably with B cup tits and some ass, but not fat. I wanted to provide aid and needed assistance to the local education system by teaching this girl how to fu**. My plan to provide this needed assistance failed. While accepting direction and instruction the previous day to my satisfaction today was different. Determining the instruction was needed quickly the class period was increased to two hours at which she failed miserably. Granted the electricity outage in the middle of class did not help, however interest was lost.

Today upon entering this brothel I spoke with the owner about take out service. He immediately reached for his calculator which was a bad sign. He was attempting gringo pricing further evidenced by the calculator being new and still in plastic wrapping. This is the first time I have seen anyone needing a calculator when trying to price pussy. Interrupting I explained that since today the electricity is not working it would be impossible for me to purchase his wares due to heat in the building.

Always being polite and expressing empathy during the conversation he saw my business was about to be lost. Just in time the electrician he had called earlier resolved the issue and managed to get the fan working in one room. Explaining to the girls today I was seeking a new girl friend due to the fact that the previous did not show needed affection and true love the girls begin smiling and seeking attention of the gringo who was now officially divorced in front of all. It is very important for the *****s to understand the situation before just moving on to the next piece of ass. Another Nica was selected and enjoyed. The price was US $11.00 for the hour.

When the session was over, again the owner was approached about take out pussy. Without need of assistance from the calculator he told me pricing would be the same if take out or at his brothel. Later in the conversation an all night session was offered using one of his rooms for the price of US $60.00 which was declined.

This has been one of the best and least expensive trips for me and I will certainly return to MGA. By now you probably realize I am a cheap monger. Other than clothing there is no difference in the quality or service of these beauties in the smaller places. It feels good to monger where there is virtually no competition and where your gringo presence is considered valuable and appreciated. It’s up to you. You will like the pussy.

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Hey Loaf,

Why don't you ever post any photos of your adventures?

Riggo

[QUOTE=Riggo]Hey Loaf,

Why don't you ever post any photos of your adventures?

Riggo[/QUOTE]What's up Bro',

I never post any pictures 'cause I never bought a digital camera or cellular phone with camera capability.

Excellent and well written report "Xdred."
I'm sure being introduced for two (2) days by Meat Loaf helped you out with the girls and the owner. Also, the calculator always is kept in plastic.

I would say that Gringo presence is not more valuable than a local's presence. These establishments are in the pursuit of business and value all customers: Customer service is at the forefront of their business practices. (This is why brothels are always better than SWs.) Being a local is more valuable than being a Gringo because the local can communicate and they share similar experiences. Gringo doesn't mean payday, it just means temporary tourist. How many p*ssies can you f*ck in a day, 3? In a week, 21? Gringo doesn't mean payday and not speaking Spanish means a painful conversation with nothing being said. Both Gringos and locals can purchase ass if they choose so the Gringo sitting before 15 girls at the brothel is still a chance-of-odds in getting choses. (The girls' perspective.)

In other countries a Gringos presence is admired and they treat you like a King. In Nicaragua they don't give a f*ck about you!

[b]This post should be read by all concerning those few people that speak English in Nicaragua. Please do not take this post as offensive for it only speaks of a segment of society[/b]

Little North American contact via tourists and commerce has also produced few English-speakers in the country of Nicaragua. In contrast, Mexico City who has plenty of commerce and tourists and has a language school every five (5) blocks instructing English, German, French, and Portuguese. Few and far between you will find someone who speaks English in Nicaragua, but not often.

Those few people that speak English, beware! Caution should be used when interracting with people who speak non-accented English in Nicaragua unless they too are European or North American. Why?

Miami, Florida, and San Francisco, California, are the major markets for Nicaraguans ultramar (overseas.) Of course Costa Rica too. While a few sneek across Mexico and into the Southwestern United States many more traveled to the USA during the war years as political prisioners. These children were reared in the USA, attended USA English-speaking schools, and acquired USA bad lifestyles.

Various USA visas were granted to these families (ie. B1 / B2, political asylum, tourist, etcetera.) Often foreigners begin to believe that they too are USA naturalized citizens and can roam the USA without judicial restraint. This begins their sprial downfall.

As a guest evidenced by thier visa and not USA naturalized citizenship these individuals can be expelled at anytime by the USA government. What happens is:

These individuals while growing-up in the USA entered into a life of crime. They began gangbanging, drug sales, and other detrimental activity. Every USA citizen as of recent has learned of the illegal immigration problem and the lack of interest in its enforcement. Every USA citizen also should know that getting deported is extremely difficult! Only two (2) types of people get deported: Convicted and formerly-incarcerated individuals who committed (1) drug and / or (2) gun crimes! These individuals who are illegal or in the USA on visa serve their prison time and are deported to their home country. Re-entry into the USA the second time is three (3) years Federal prison time and the third time for illegal re-entry is ten (10) years Federal prison time. Consequently, these formerly incarcerated individuals are effectively barred from re-entering the USA although they have family, offspring, and 20 years plus USA experience in mentality, customs, and vernacular.

So, what you have are deported individuals who speak USA non-accented English; lived in the USA for 20 plus years; were educated in the USA; and served USA state and / or federal prison time for guns or drugs! Not all non-accented English-speakers are formerly incarcerated individuals, but a large, large majority are!

If you do not socialize with formerly incarcerated individuals in the USA, do you think it's a good idea to associate with said individuals in their home country speaking your native tongue?

I, Meat Loaf, know many deported individuals who feel comfortable speaking with me about their USA crime histories. In facat, I probably meet 3 or 5 per week. You may present a different image. And that image may make you a bigger target for continued criminal pursuits.

Meat Loaf writes this post as a warning on whom you attempt to befriend. Non-spanish speakers may be looking for commaraderie in their native-tongues and become excited when someone speaks non-accented USA English to them. Still, you Gringos with heavily accented Spanish are vulnerable to the same rouse. I, Meat Loaf, recommend that you contact me via PM if you venture beyond the main stream locations of Fenix, Caribbean Morena, Diamonds, Elite, MetroCentro, Good Times, and the hotel. That is if you're looking to speak non-accented English.