Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Gents. As always, thanks for the fantastic feedback on these forums.

Last week I was in Bangkok and wanted to see the massage scene. I did much researches and seemed like Mango was the top pick on this threads. I stopped by and was not impressed with any of the ladies there. In fact, it was disappointing. In the side street where Mango is, there are MANY massage places. Right next door to Mango is EZ. I went up the stairs and felt that EZ was a much better operations then Mango.

Saw the line up. A little bit better than Mango, but not by much. If Mango was 4s thru 6s, EZ was 5-7s. Picked out Donna (or Donut) and she was fantastic. Very hot body (although a bit petite) , pretty smile and super friendly. Maybe a bit of acne, but otherwise a perfect lady. Really enjoyed myself with her. Shower, CBJ, FS, Massage, Shower. Had fun conversation through and through.

I went back the next day, but sadly I missed her.

U1

[QUOTE=United1; 1303784]Gents. As always, thanks for the fantastic feedback on these forums.

Last week I was in Bangkok and wanted to see the massage scene. I did much researches and seemed like Mango was the top pick on this threads. I stopped by and was not impressed with any of the ladies there. In fact, it was disappointing. In the side street where Mango is, there are MANY massage places. Right next door to Mango is EZ. I went up the stairs and felt that EZ was a much better operations then Mango.

Saw the line up. A little bit better than Mango, but not by much. If Mango was 4s thru 6s, EZ was 5-7s. Picked out Donna (or Donut) and she was fantastic. Very hot body (although a bit petite) , pretty smile and super friendly. Maybe a bit of acne, but otherwise a perfect lady. Really enjoyed myself with her. Shower, CBJ, FS, Massage, Shower. Had fun conversation through and through.

I went back the next day, but sadly I missed her.

U1[/QUOTE]U1,

What do you expect? There aren't many stunners in these places. If they were stunners, they would have attractive offers from various sugar-daddies. Mango is big on the porn star performances. EZ a bit less so, but a bit better average looks. Not everyone's taste is the same. I knocked Miss Donut back as not to my spec and found some others better looking.

Bear in mind that the best looking girl, may well be busy when you arrive.

Many forum mongers are more interested in the all holes porn star experience and enthusiasm more so than the looks.

Some Soapy MPs have better looking girls than these places but are more expensive.

[QUOTE=Rick Rock;1302793]Bros, any of the massage parlors still offer the "real" soapy (ie. Sliding around on top of you on the air mat)? Haven't been in BKK for quite a while. Thinking of stopping by real soon.[/QUOTE]Emanuelle, Chao Praya II.

Gents,

FYI. Went to emanuelle for the soapy massage. To be honest, I didn't love the experience. Definitely not what you see in the porn videos. Also, I wasn't too impressed with the ladies on display (both in the fishbowl and the so-called models). Was ready to leave, but then I figured might as well give the soapy massage a whirl. Anyway, something to think about if you are debating whether to try it out.

[QUOTE=United1; 1304312]Gents,

FYI. Went to emanuelle for the soapy massage. To be honest, I didn't love the experience. Definitely not what you see in the porn videos. Also, I wasn't too impressed with the ladies on display (both in the fishbowl and the so-called models). Was ready to leave, but then I figured might as well give the soapy massage a whirl. Anyway, something to think about if you are debating whether to try it out.[/QUOTE]So, what exactly was wrong with it? Not doubting you, just curious.

[QUOTE=United1;1304312]Gents, FYI. Went to emanuelle for the soapy massage. To be honest, I didn't love the experience. Definitely not what you see in the porn videos.[/QUOTE]What kind of porn video experience you were expecting there? I know for a fact my little willy is never as strong as I see in the porn videos; was that the same with you, and a reason of disappointment? LOL

[QUOTE=Rick Rock;1304524]So, what exactly was wrong with it? Not doubting you, just curious.[/QUOTE]Hard to say gents. Just wasn't my cup of tea. Part of it was that I felt Emmanuelle was overrated and was already feeling a bit bummed about spending so much. Plus, wasn't truly admiring my lady. The rooms are quite a disappointment (almost like a 2. 5 star hotel. At least my room was). My girl set up the air mattress on the floor next to the tub (basically in the bathroom floor) , so that wasn't ideal (again, not sure why I expected anything more. But I did)

The sensation wasn't great. Literally a girl slipping-and-sliding on your arse. Several times she fell / rolled off of me, which was quite funny, but doesn't help in trying to get in the mood. I would have almost preferred a strong massage. Again, didn't enjoy the experience.

[QUOTE=United1; 1304728]Hard to say gents. Just wasn't my cup of tea. Part of it was that I felt Emmanuelle was overrated and was already feeling a bit bummed about spending so much. Plus, wasn't truly admiring my lady. The rooms are quite a disappointment (almost like a 2. 5 star hotel. At least my room was). My girl set up the air mattress on the floor next to the tub (basically in the bathroom floor) , so that wasn't ideal (again, not sure why I expected anything more. But I did)

The sensation wasn't great. Literally a girl slipping-and-sliding on your arse. Several times she fell / rolled off of me, which was quite funny, but doesn't help in trying to get in the mood. I would have almost preferred a strong massage. Again, didn't enjoy the experience.[/QUOTE]I guess it was a case of you being too shy to ask her what you wanted.

Next time be the director of your own movie and tell your actress what scene you want her to perform.

Be shy at your own expense and lose

The provider has probably heard it all and done it all.

So my advise : ask directly what you want

[QUOTE=United1;1304728]Hard to say gents. My girl set up the air mattress on the floor next to the tub (basically in the bathroom floor) , so that wasn't ideal (again, not sure why I expected anything more. But I did).[/QUOTE]I think that is pretty much the standard of any soapie. Where else do they have to put the mattress where you will be laying with pouring water and liquid soap on your body when a girl will slide on it. Only in Macau I found a specific soapie table, very professional and purpose built. But we talk about high end places, where 1 hour (1 pop) will cost you over 8000b.

[QUOTE=United1; 1304312]Gents,

FYI. Went to emanuelle for the soapy massage. To be honest, I didn't love the experience. Definitely not what you see in the porn videos. Also, I wasn't too impressed with the ladies on display (both in the fishbowl and the so-called models). Was ready to leave, but then I figured might as well give the soapy massage a whirl. Anyway, something to think about if you are debating whether to try it out.[/QUOTE]I found from my own experience that it's often hard to tell just how attractive a woman's body is, until she takes off her clothing and lets you take a good look at it.

One time I chose a massage lady not because I liked her looks but because she seemed to be more enthusiastic to go with me, than the other ladies were. And I was pleasantly surprised at how nice her ass looked, when she took off her clothing and started to prepare the room for her massage with me.

I think she knew she had a really nice-looking ass, because she undressed immediately after she walked into room. She went about the room in the nude, preparing it for the massage and knowing full well that I will take a good look at her nice ass, while she is at it. I had an erection going, by the time she came to me. And enthusiastic with my cock inside her pussy I certainly was on that night.

[QUOTE=United1;1304728].The sensation wasn't great. Literally a girl slipping-and-sliding on your arse. Several times she fell / rolled off of me, which was quite funny, but doesn't help in trying to get in the mood. I would have almost preferred a strong massage. Again, didn't enjoy the experience.[/QUOTE]As a dedicated soapy slave. I like that "slip and slide". And as with every session it differs from girl to girl. The concept is the same but the experience never is. For me, it is a form of nice foreplay. Some suckisucki in the tub, then some body rubbing and then off to the bed for the dirty deed.

I prefer Nataree. It's run down and not top notch but if you pick the right door, the offer is always great, IMHO. You have lots of fishbowl girls all doing the soapy. You have all the freelancers, there is seldom just a few of them. Some days it's packet. And in the back, next to the exit you'll find the expensive forbidden candy. Those girls who has to quickly "leave the premises" if cops would show up but couldn't be bought.

Only drawback is that this place is popular with Japs. If they have their annual sexweek then you'll have several tourist buses with jap customers. All the rooms are taken and you have to wait on a floor. The benefit is that time starts when you get a room so it's time for some extra "bonding" making sure your session is great. Just counting the days now for the next "18yo" at Nataree

[QUOTE=Divine Baal;1305197]As a dedicated soapy slave - And in the back, next to the exit you'll find the expensive forbidden candy. Those girls who has to quickly "leave the premises" if cops would show up but couldn't be bought.[/QUOTE]You are talking aboout a very touchy subject on ISG and if I were you I would not indulge much in discussing about it on these pages. See ISG rules.

[QUOTE=Divine Baal;1305197]I prefer Nataree. It's run down and not top notch but if you pick the right door, the offer is always great, IMHO.[/QUOTE]Which door at Nataree is the "right"?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Lorus; 1305378]Which door at Nataree is the "right"?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Some days it's packet. And in the back, next to the exit you'll find the expensive forbidden candy. Those girls who has to quickly "leave the premises" if cops would show up but couldn't be bought.

What are you talking about here?

Went for a late afternoon (3 ishh) snack, because I had to be back to home by 6.

Headed straight to cherry.

Cherry herself was not there, saw a new mamasan and anyway did not bother to ask her about other familiar mamasans,

(which in my opinion is not a wise move. I always prefer to go and talk a little with the mamasans a bit, and I get good servicing from the girls I choose, maybe because the girl must have seen me talk nicely with the mama)

Asked for a line up and was made available 8-9 girls. 1 girl caught my attention, tall, fair and seemed to have a nice ass. And she was smiling back at me (good sign) I motioned to her to come near me, to have a better look. And by the time she reached me, I had made up my mind. Nice wide ass and a sweet face. The black dress didn't show much of her belly, which was a little big to my taste, which I saw only inside the room. Quick shower, nice soapy rub of ass and pussy, and she did the same for me too.

On bed when she started the massage, she teased me that I have slept with her before, and funnily enough she gave no info of when, my head was totally blank, I knew I was getting old, but amnesia of pretty girls. Usually not.

We had 2 sessions, where I got all that I wanted and also got to do all that I wanted. Which I usually expect of girls from cherry massage. Seems the training was good, and she delivered as expected. Final 15 mins while she was giving me a good shoulder rub, she gave me the details of last time I was with her. It was in Victoria (now closed) and apparently she had worked there only for 2-3 months, during which I must have visited once, Her name was ice! She had the same name in Victoria too and then all of it started coming back to me. It was sweet of her to play with me. Had a nice time and said good bye