Pattaya Reports

Sun and Fun.

I have experienced your situation.

I have found that letting my dick / balls stay exposed in the hot sun for 15. 20 minutes will your ejaculation problems.

No joke- put some sunblock on your dick first.

[QUOTE=Dinghy;1101826]Babydolls is about the same. Soi 14 off walking street. Live shows, dick shaped banana, etc. Bottomless on the stage, too. Byblos has a show, too on tanon pratumnak, up stairs. They sit on your face for 20b TIP AT BEAVERS[/QUOTE]Spent three nights last week in Patts. Crazy place,

TOO much sex on offer, if that is possible, tripping over WGs on the beach road. On the point of muncing, at Cassynova, a top-flight Walking Street gogo, you can eat to your heart desire at no upfront cost, that is if you wish to be part of the show. I was invited (took a pass after another punter's prolongued tongue-lashing of a comely lass. It was more about not wanting to follow him than her). It is polite to tip, though, I suppose.

Will follow up with some observations of glorious, girl-filled days. Isaan girls are really something.

[QUOTE=Adinga; 1101900]Sun and Fun.

I have experienced your situation.

I have found that letting my dick / balls stay exposed in the hot sun for 15. 20 minutes will your ejaculation problems.

No joke- put some sunblock on your dick first. [/QUOTE]Can seems funny but not, sun fix vitamins right?

Otherwise refill with absolutely normal stuff:

Good sleep. 3 meals a day, cut down smoke if you do smoke, fruit juice, foot massage.

You also can regulary cim with a Billion Bar girl, the feeling of the kitten feeding on your cock.

As her life depends on will make your hormons produce more. Thats man's program to provide food LOL.

[QUOTE=Edward M; 1101166]8) Double pricing. I know locals often get a discount in many places but Thailand is the first place I have been that actually codifies it. I went with a girl to Lucifer's one night and they actually have 2 menus. Local's beer cost 90. Farang's 170. 170 is outrageous for a beer in the US let alone Thailand. I won't be going back there or at least I won't drink. A girl alerted me to this and she wanted to get her own beer but since they saw her with me they charged her the 170. Then they wanted a tip on top of that too.

[/QUOTE]What other places do double pricing like this besides Lucifer's and Mixx?

[QUOTE=Trevor2522;1097428]A glass of draft is normally the cheapest entry ticket to the go-gos but I get gassed-out pretty quick. Just wondered what other punters order to keep bloat down without buying high-end drinks? I'm not big on beer, spirits or even coke and would rather just pay-by-time, or nurse my drink, if that's an option.[/QUOTE]If you're thirsty and don't want to get drunk why not calculate the cost over a night. For example if you went to 5 gogos and ordered 5 cokes then it might cost you 300 baht more per night. If you want to save that money then you can always buy a draft beer but not finish it. (that's tough sometimes)

[QUOTE=The Scout;1102001]If you're thirsty and don't want to get drunk why not calculate the cost over a night. For example if you went to 5 gogos and ordered 5 cokes then it might cost you 300 baht more per night. If you want to save that money then you can always buy a draft beer but not finish it. (that's tough sometimes)[/QUOTE]A Bottled Water always last 3-4 times longer setting at the bar. Hummmmmmm wonder why that is?

[QUOTE=Adinga; 1101900]Sun and Fun.

I have experienced your situation.

I have found that letting my dick / balls stay exposed in the hot sun for 15. 20 minutes will your ejaculation problems.

No joke- put some sunblock on your dick first. [/QUOTE]I know that Patts is an "anything goes" destination, but where do you expose it for that much time? (I guess it could work on the hotel room's balcony if I hang a few towells, but often don't spring for a room with a balcony.)

Having my dick in girl's mouths BB, and in their pussys and asses (with a rain coat) does tend to put a bit of strain on the skin. I usually do wash it very carefully after I have a session and put some lotion on it also. Got to keep "the captain" in good shape when he is heading into battle a lot. . Will give your method a try too.

[QUOTE=Daddy07; 1101864]Well, at least you got a stiffy. That's half of it.

Us older guys just need a lot more of the right kind of stimulaton after the first pop. [/QUOTE]Yup. Better living thru CHEMISTRY. <grin from ear to ear>

[QUOTE=Scoubidick; 1101961]Can seems funny but not, sun fix vitamins right?

Otherwise refill with absolutely normal stuff:

Good sleep. 3 meals a day, cut down smoke if you do smoke, fruit juice, foot massage.

You also can regulary cim with a Billion Bar girl, the feeling of the kitten feeding on your cock.

As her life depends on will make your hormons produce more. Thats man's program to provide food LOL. [/QUOTE]Hmmm. Giving new meaning to Tonto's expression "Git'um up scout!" (one would need to familiar with the really old "Lone Ranger" US TV series for this to make sense)

[QUOTE=Sexual Healing; 1101830]

[QUOTE=Edward M; 1101594]Mmm. What makes you think that girls in go-gos take regular health checks?

The more and the harder sex, the more danger.

On the other hand a free-lancer may undergo a lighter sex activity, being a student or a non-professional just raising some extra money, and care more for her own health. In between are thousand of bar-girls that I assume take no particular medical control as well, so all in all there is an average risk to take with each of them.

I wish go-go girls are safer, but I don't think so. [/QUOTE]Depends on the locale. Some owners demand regular health checks (the bad publicity from having an infected poo-ying can be a real drag on business). Trouble is that some of the checks are little more than a signature

[QUOTE=The Scout;1101999]What other places do double pricing like this besides Lucifer's and Mixx?[/QUOTE]Strictly speaking, ANY PLACE THEY CAN. Try "national parks", boat rides, some restaurants (particularly if one is alone)

There are probably others.

I am back in the cold wilderness of the States, but warmed by fond. Mostly. Memories of the LOS. On my first trip to Pattaya last week I was awestruck by the extent of the sex industry there. I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel, which maintains a GF approach despite its catering to families (why anyone would bring a kid to Patts is beyond me). At most any hour you could find a streetwalker sitting along Beach Road, though the day-shift talent is rough and wooly. There are disagreements on this forum as to whether the Beach Road women pose any greater STD risk than a gogo girl, but I chose not to risk it with a streetwalker. There were many attractive women on the stoll, though.

DAY ONE:

About 5 pm Monday (Dec. The WGs begin flocking to the beach promenade. By 7 pm punters are tripping over them. I head to Walking Street for what would be an entire evening of gazing and grazing. For the shows (pussy eating, ice cube insertions, etc.) Silver Star and Cassynova win big points. Indeed, at Cassynova, a punter munches on one of the show lasses with gusto. After he tires, I am invited for a turn. I appreciate the offer but decline. Cassynova has a sign posted on a wall stating that barfines are 1000 baht, which must be on the higher end. I would ultimately find that the girls were no better looking than the ones at the other gogos, though one particular spinner caught my eye. She had the cutesey, short-cut hair that the Japanese love. Sure enough, a Japanese customer enters and she immediately pounces. Not the first time that would happen in Patts. Another gogo dancer (on my penultimate evening) would tell me she likes Japanese clients because "all they have to do is look at me and they cum". There are a good four or five barfineable girls, but the night is early and I move on after three beers.

I pop into Alcatraz and then The Airport. Of those themed gogos I think the Airport had it down with some nice dance routines and hot girls. I was put off by the solicitation of tips for a rather lame lesbian (no tongue to pussy contact) show and the girls, as well as the hostesses, had a bit of an attitude, perhaps owing to the fact that the joint was jammed with customers. I move on, hit several other bars of no special note.

It is then that I end up in Teazer or Teazers, a spot on the right with girls dancing in front of large plate-glass windows. It's a smallish place that looks like a former diner. At any rate, the looks of the girls, early 20s, college-type, appeals. I am joined by Joy, a 22-whyear old who rings my bells. It's about 1 a. M. And the quest is over. The deal: ST for 3000 baht (plus the 600 barfine) , and that she will allow cunnilingus and that she will suck my cock ("smoking"). For emphasis the gesture is made. And away we go.

As we head to the main road to catch the Jeepney or whatever the trucks are properly called she says that she's hungry. OK, fine. She can get food, no problem. Until she tells me she wants to hit a restaurant that is a 20-minute taxi ride away. Now there's 40 minutes that I'm not going to give up, so I ask her to pick from one of the hundreds of places nearby, any one of them, cost no issue. Joy puts on a long face, but leads me to, of all places, a McDonald's, where I buy her food.

We return to the Hard Rock, where we shower (separately, upon her insistence). She's a natural-looking girl with a fine body. I spend at least 25 minutes giving her a good tongue-lashing, which she seems to enjoy. Now it's your turn, I tell her. This is where things go downhill.

"I'm sleepy," says Joy, who then refuses to suck me. WTF? We had expliciity discussed this, I tell Joy, who claims that she misunderstood my request. B. S, but not a deal-killer. We do the deed in mish, doggie and mish, she rather unenthusiastically. By now it's late, so I suggest we shower and sleep. She showers and I follow. As I am drying myself I can hear her on her cell phone. When I emerge from the bathroom she is fully clothed and ready to leave. WTF, Part Two. This is not the deal, I tell her. She says that her mamasan has summoned her to attend a "birthday party". I tell her that is B. S. And that I know it. Frustrated I end up crumpling up two thousand-baht notes and throw them toward her. I then rush her out of the room.

DAY TWO.

In the afternoon I hit Sabadee, a soapie along one of the main north-south roads about one or two kilometers from my hotel. The deal is 90 minutes for 1900 baht. I am guaranteed a good time. This warranty is worthless, as the girl, a petite, dark-skinned beauty, shortchanges me by 15 minutes. Apparently after you pop, the job is done at Sabadee, so time your pleasure accordingly. I have done the soapy routine, or a variation of it, at Darling in Macau, which did a much better job of ensuring satisfaction. My girl at Sabadee had to keep lubricating herself. I found the ritual to be a bit routine, but it was her refusal to chat for a few minutes after the act that put me off. I complained to one of the managers, an older gentleman, that the girl should have paid me attention for the full 90, but he wasn't buying it. Most patrons simply leave when the deed is done with no complaint. I found the customer orientation at Sabadee to be sorely lacking, and I recommend that punters look elsewhere. There are myriad offerings nearby if you want a soapy.

The following evening I return to Teazer. Joy appears to be off this evening, or has been barfined. I tell the four mamasans about my displeasure and note that the girl could end up getting hurt by an angry punter. Joy, they say, is off this evening. I suggest that as a goodwill gesture I ought to get a "free" bottle of beer, at least, which is agreed to. I had no real interest in doing business with Teazers, but figured that even a beer is a symbolic victory in Thailand. I chat up another beautiful girl with similar looks to Joy. This girl insists that she likes sucking cock and prefers long time. I tell her she could be shortlisted, but I had other stops.

As we chat who walks in the door but my dear friend Joy. Her broad smile evaporates as she sees me. With dramatic panache she screams "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?" I laugh and shrug my shoulders and she sulks (not sucks, mind you) off. This is simply icing on the cake (though I ultimately am the one who got screwed by her mediocre performance). The other girls, mama and I laugh it off and I exit.

I head south, where I land in the Dollhouse (I think) , where I request a particularly hot, heavily tattooed dancer, to join me for a drink."She can't hear," the mama tells me. It's a blur from there, but I have barfined the most unbelievably beautiful deaf girl in Patts. Now perhaps it was the novelty factor. Nuy drives me back the Hard Rock on her moto. She is a vixen, moaning sweetly as we go at it in bed. The tatts make her look slutty, but she goes only for standard stuff, no CIM. Still, I love the look on her face as we go at it, straight-ahead gaze. If she's not enjoying it she is a very good actress (always a strong possibility). The following morning we repeat, though she refuses to suck my cock, (perhaps because I had not showered? I accompany her downstairs and she picks up her I'd card. I smile as I see the disabled symbol on the cover. There is probably no more capable girl in Pattaya than Nuy, a very smart and likeable girl.

[QUOTE=Sexual Healing; 1101828]And, you know, I was starting having fantasies about flying to Brazil next year.

I could get plane tickets to Fortaleza for affordable prices, maybe even better than Rio.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Before your fantasy take off, better to wait and research Rio as it is in the middle of a small war between the police / military and drug lords. The police is trying to clean the city out to make way for the World Cup but the drug lords have other ideas.

FZ

[QUOTE=Sexual Healing; 1101828]Before adding any comment to your very detailled report I want to say this thing you wrote really tore me apart!

As a matter of fact, I am planning now my second journey to Pattaya on January 2011, which is going to be much the follow-up to same-same last year one.

But it my mind it was going to be second and last as I got a little fed-up with thai girls.

As you realized Pattaya is very good for beginners in the sex-tourism biz because monger is helped by a well-organized system, but on the other hand thai girls are not very cute and sometimes not even hot.

And, you know, I was starting having fantasies about flying to Brazil next year.

I am not a high-roller myself and I move to the so-called third world in order to have chaper holiday than in Russia, Czech Republic or even Hungary (where I could get my favourite babes) , being these destinations much closer to my home country, but too much expensive too now.

So, it really hurts me to understand that prices are raising all around and the party is over in Brazil too, or it is limited access only for whealthy ones.

Now, my question is: have you been in other parts of Brazil or are you informed about the business in Salvador o Fortaleza, for example? Is it going to be any cheaper? By the way, I could get plane tickets to Fortaleza for affordable prices, maybe even better than Rio.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you have fantasies about Brazil then I recommend you go to Rio. Even if you don't like you will have cured the nagging fantasy. I think you will like it though. What Rio is very good at is giving you GFE combined with PSE in a short-time location combined with very sexy and very sexual women. The termas girls will warm up to you very quickly and act like they have loved you for years. When you get into the room they will screw your brains out. They just seem to "know" what to do. I have never had to tell a girl to suck my cock or flip over or get on top. They just know. And they work. For example unlike my experiences in Pattaya the Brazilians will usually start sex with a long, skilled BBBJ and then climb on top for some lively cowgirl. Lots of girls have big firm asses too and that will be a welcome change from Asia.

If you want to butterfly in Rio that will not be a problem, not even in the same club. If you take the same girl three times in three days she may think she is becoming your regular but I have never had a problem when I tell a girl,"I like you and will go with you another time but right now I want to go with X here (or your best friend or your sister)."

Another plus in the termas is that you can "work" a girl a bit before you go to the cabine. If you let a girl know you are interested she will put on a bit of a show for you, making out, grabbing ass, dancing, etc. This is also where I will conduct the interview and find out what the girl is willing to do. Anal, CIM, pictures, video, lesbian show are all common possibilities.

Some girls hawk drinks but they are not compensated for them like in Pattaya so there is no real pressure. I have done 2 sessions many times in a termas and not bought a single drink. After your session often a girl will come back and cuddle with you for an hour or more, unless of course you want to get different one. Then she will leave you alone.

Although I am now enarmored with Pattaya and will probably hit AC soon Rio will always have a special place in my heart and I will probably hit it every once in a while to break up the monsoon season. Whereas I used to think of it as my everything now I will think of it as a rare luxury vacation. In fact that is what the termas where originally set up for. So rich Brazilians could have a place to relax. It even says "relax" on your bill when you take a girl to the cabine.

Rio also has a bit of a LT scene but it is dominated by FLers. I do not like FLers but I have occasionally taken termas girls overnight.

I have never been to Fortaleza. I have a friend that lives in Rio that has been there once or twice. He says it is basically a big FLer haven with unspoiled girls at half the price of Rio. Again, I am not a big FL fan so I probably will not go there myself any time soon.

I can imagine some ways you could have gotten tired of Thai girls. They can be a lot of work. The Brazilians by and large are quite easy. If you have ever been to Devil's Den they are similar there although IMO the Brazilians are more sexy and enjoy there work more.

In conclusion, Rio is expensive but worth it if only once in a while.

Good luck. If you plan a trip feel free to post questions or send me a PM.

[QUOTE=Edward M;1102833]I have never been to Fortaleza. I have a friend that lives in Rio that has been there once or twice. He says it is basically a big FLer haven with unspoiled girls at half the price of Rio.[/QUOTE]That's enough for me. Having Pattaya as starting point and Rio as final destination (if and when I could ever afford it) I think Fortaleza will do in the between. But all this is going to happen hopefully next year, meaning in 10-12 months!

Right now I am about to move to Pattaya again on Janaury (this I can afford now) and I have to make the best of it, so please stop giving me this or you are going to screw my brain out:

[QUOTE=Edward M;1102833]What Rio is very good at is giving you GFE combined with PSE in a short-time location combined with very sexy and very sexual women. The termas girls will warm up to you very quickly and act like they have loved you for years. When you get into the room they will screw your brains out.[/QUOTE]Brrr! Thanks anyway for being available for support. We will discuss this further in pm or in the Brazilian threat, in order to stay on the Pattaya topic here.

And thanks Freezone too for the tip. This kind of information is very important and essential to share here, as you may not find them in the official tourist sites.