Pattaya 5 day trip report
journey.
extremely hungover i boarded the bus at ekemai at about 2pm. i foget the fare, about 120 baht i think. first booth on the left in the station. bought ticket and was on bus 15 mintues later. luckily i was sat next to an extremely petite thai girl who kept nodding off and falling on me. i slept about half the journey which took just under 3 hrs door to door.
hotel and vicinity.
i booked into the lk renaissance. paying 2100 baht per night. the cheaper rooms are at the back, a fact i never understood given they are much quieter than the rooms at the front. the room is a good size with a jacuzzi bath, and a (facing over a barren wasteland over to, i think, soi honey). this area is a very nice stay to patts: diana has a number of beer bars and soi lk metro really has everything you need. devil's den & [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] (didn't venture into either). a very good go-go (champagne) and an ok one (the office) , and several bars full of nice friendly girls. i spent two complete nights here, out of five total in patts. oasis go-go is round the corner.
the location is sort of midway between walking and soi 6. certainly unless you are unfit or just fucking lazy you can walk to either in 10-15 minutes. or take the baht bus.
soi 6.
i spent a total of three days down there all between 2pm and 6pm. the results were mixed. they can't all be dingers. first day was my favourite fuck in pattaya. i picked up the from siagon girls and took her inside for a drink. she was all over me and very friendly, so i took her upstairs. the room is basic, but at least has a shower ensuite. i forgot to take my camera, but i'm sure if you search around you can find a picture of her. she's quite cute, a little chubby, but great in bed. her sister works there and is a little better looking, bit skinnier. i started off eating her nice shaven twat until she came shuddering. it didn't take very long at all, not sure if that is testament to my oral skills or the fact it was her first fuck of the day and she was very very horny. either way, she then returned the favour to me, giving me a decent and enthusiatic bbbj, with some ass licking thrown in for good measure. i wasn't in the mood for anal, shoot me, but i did decide to stick my tongue in her ass, and she loved it. i fucked her all ways up, and she came two more times, it was very intense and it's quite a thrill when these bar girls really get into it. you sometimes get used to girls going through the motion or faking their pleasure but the way this girl was going crazy and her pussy was convulsing on my cock left me in no doubt.
i finished off with her jacking me off onto her face and then sucking the last drops of come out of my cock. she's not scared of come, in fact she seemed to quite enjoy having her face creamed. she wasn't in any particular hurry to rush off to the shower, instead she spent some time ensuring my cock was completely clean. perfect finish to a great fuck. time in room. just over an hour. damage 1 beer and 1 ld downstairs. 300 for room. 700 for girl. i gave her 1000 since she really went all out for me.
next day i went back to soi 6. i had a few drinks in the jack tar bar. a nice casual bar with no hassles. a nice vantage point to as you can weigh up the girls at the 2 bars opposite (red zone and lisa bar if my hazy memory serves me correct). i had a few too many and was feeling tired, so thought maybe a bj would do this afternoon. i went to my friend you bar as i had heard that you could get done right there in the bar. i picked up a young looking cutie called ba outside. when we went in i ordered a drink, however mamasan immediately told me that this girl only work there one week, farm fresh and her bj skills were not yet honed. she was reluctant to do me in the bar in case she couldn't make me come. as she was a cutie with nice firm tits (she was 20). i thought what the hell and took her upstairs. the room was nicer than the room at saigon girls. it had a sofa and a table too, as well as ensuite shower. thsi girl was very green, and if anything that was quite a turn on. she didn't know how to work the ac unit and i had to do it for her! i could see what the mamasan meant as her blowjob was quite shallow, but what the hell, it felt good. i tasted her pussy too and she came in the way that young girls often do, with them kicking you away and forcing your head away once they are convulsing as its too much for them. she was a nice fuck, all positions, and i came in her mouth and she dribbled it down onto her nice titties. i wouldn't repeat but she's a nice girl and will get better with experience. if you like them fresh however, get in quick! 300 from room. 700 for girl, i gave her 800 and she was grateful. she let me take naked photos too!
next day i went to quicky bar. after my session with ba and walking back to br the day before i was accosted by bee outside quicky bar. a beautiful girl and if i hadn't already blown my beans ten minutes earlier i would have been in the room with her like a shot. by the time i got there bee was already busy, damn, but there was a cute girl called anna outside. she has a tattoo on her tit with her name on it, so you can't miss her. choosing her turned out to be a big mistake. things started well in the shower and then i ate her pussy for ten minutes and all was good she gave a reasonable bbbj to get me hard and then slipped the cover on. during the cover on process, i can sometimes lose a bit of hardness particularly if there is a degree of fumbling by the girl. i offered up my sheathed cock for her to suck it rock solid again. no she say, i no like. i have never heard of a girl giving a bbbj but refusing to suck a condom covered cock. oh well. she played with my balls and ass instead which got me hard and then she jumped on for what was a reasonable fuck, nice tight pussy. when we went to change position she then put a lot of ky in her twat. in mish this wasn't good and i started to lose feeling. i then withdrew and ripped the cover off and told her to suck me off. 'no, i think you not come'. i will come. 'no you take too long'. i had been in the room for 30 minutes, ten of them with my head between her thighs. ok. just toss me off then. 'no i too hot, i take shower'. wtf? the room was pretty crappy, no ensuite shower and the ac did not work very well. but this girl was odd. her sudden change of mood was unsettling. i just sat there bemused. she rushed off to shower. by the time she reappeared i was dressed and making my way out the door. i tossed her 700 baht. you may say that was wrong, but i can't be fucked to make a scene over such a small amount. i left her in the room and fucked off back to my hotel. overall i can't recommend quicky and definitely not anna. if she was having a bad day fair enough, if she is just a stuck up princess then she's in the wrong job.
bj bar.
still needing an off, i walked up to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s and had a look. nothing to interest me. an even poorer line up than lolos in bangkok (which has some nice girls from time to time). i continued the walk up to 3rd road where the bliss lounge is. much nicer selection outside. picked a pretty young things with fake bangers and up to the room. much nicer setting here, good rooms with a bed, dentist style chair and a nice mirrored wall. she took her clothes off at my request and i got a nice titfuck as well as a servicable blowjob. price 600 for the bj, tip of 100.
go-gos.
my mo in pattaya was usually soi 6 afternoon, beer bar early evening and then go-gos nightitme. i never bfed from the go-gos. there's no value in it here in pattaya. plus i preferred to simply have fun and get drunk.
go-go's visited:
baccara. like the bangkok version although the girls upstairs weren't as nice. some nice ones downstairs. i hear the girls expect a lot of money here though i didn't enquire. the one good thing about this place is that they have a moving rotation downstairs. 2 on 2 off every song with around 10-12 girls onstage. it kept it interesting for a while. 69 baht draft all night. 2 beers and i'm gone.
iron club. similar to baccara. some hot girls, but they know it. mamasans pushy. the layout of the club is far from ideal. it's too narrow! there are two stages with a jacuzzi in between them. a girl worked on my cock but i said i wasn't bfing that night, just bar hopping to see what was around. therefore no lds. she continued anyway which was nice.
babydolls. this is one of the more dirty go-gos on (i think) soi 15. some decent girls on stage with some nice bangers. they have a jacuzzi back left where a girl was pissing into a cup (or thats what it looked like). a raised platform front left had two naked girls rubbing up against each other. a guy was getting a hj in the corner. interesting place and for many it is a favourite, but it was too early for me, so one and gone.
windmill. another of the filthier go-gos (?) on soi diamond (?). again 3 areas of action similar to babydolls. i ended up getting involved in the action here which involved a banana my digits and a girls asshole. i'm not proud, i was drunk. quite good fun, and didn't feel overly hassled here.
x-zone
this was an experience, although i'm not sure i'd return. there little table in the middle as you walk in is the place to sit if you want to eat pussy, put your fist up a girls ya-ya or wear a strap on on your head to fuck the girls with. all sorts going on here. i ended up buying drinks fo a girl called mint who has the most splendid set of natural mammaries i have ever seen on a tg. the mamasan struts around the place and looks a little like kim jong il.
champagne. as discussed on lk metro. nice selection of girls and good fun.
office. the support staff were office attire if that works for you.
oasis. didn't see the quality of girls here, though they did have the football on!
overall, the go-gos are much more liberal here than in bangkok. topless is ther norm and nudity pretty much in every bar excpet maybe the higher class joints. there is better value in pattaya than the go-gos though so unless you see someone you simply have to have.
discos.
ventured into marine at about 3am. very loud, expensive beer but some game girls. no cover charge.
beer bars.
after marine stumbled into new simon complex (walking st). exchnaged numbers with a girl 't' and she came to my room the next day for st. 700. decent fuck, nice titties and up for eveything. can't remember the name of her bar as i was drunk.
fc bar. i may be accused of being a lazy fucker but this bar is literally right next to my hotel on soi diana. i took a girl nam out of there twice for two lts. 300 to bar and 1000 to girl. she was extremely cute. 20 yrs old (or 21 can't remember) lovely spinners body and cute face. she's popular as i always walk by the bar and she's usually with someone in there. some photos (but not good ones as she is camera shy). had a nice session in the jacuzzi tub with her and we got drunk on samsung. always good for an enthusiastic morning pop too and not usually in a hurry to leave. i had to stay away from this girl in the end lest i end up lubbing her too mutt.
beach road.
i liked walking on this road between 7 and 13/2 to see what was around. not too much good looking i have to say, and some of it quite frightening. 500 baht fucks available though. nicer girls seemed to be there in the early afternoon for some reason.
pattaya in general.
without wishing to offend anyone, there are a lot of scumbags there on holiday. tattoed faces everywhere. lots of russians too, and they all bring their girlfriends. it's the sort of place you feel you could wear the same shirt three days running and still feel a little overdressed. there are a huge number of girls there, and in many respects the opportunities if not the quality are greater than bkk. i probably would not return except maybe for a weekend if i was in the area. as a value fucking area for a solo hobbyist, i prefer ac in phils. although there ain't much to do in either place except bone.
