Berlin Sex Tour. Day 1, Sunday
I haven't gone on a real sex-vacation before, but that was part of the plan here, especially since it's legal! It turned out to be a little less easy than I might have hoped, since my German isn't very good—I in fact had a somewhat easier time in Bavaria and Vienna in the past finding good escorts. But here we go!
I arrived late on Sunday, and by the time I was unpacked and relaxed, most of the brothels were closed, since 10 pm is a pretty standard closing time. A few are open later, but not many. I took the S-bahn to Charlottenburg to visit Karlsruher Straße 7 A ([URL]http://www.erotik-berlin.com/[/URL]), which seems to be associated with the agency [URL]privatmodelleberlin.com[/URL], since a lot of the same girls are listed on both sites.
Only about four girls were in for the night shift, or the rest were working. I selected Gaby ([URL]http://www.erotik-berlin.com/girl/Gaby.html[/URL]), who was by far the sexiest and seemed friendly enough. Turned out to be Romanian. Everyone clearly spoke English. When we got to the room, though, things went slightly downhill. Gaby said oral without and kissing were extra, despite the website clearly saying oral without was inclusive. Then the session basically included no kissing. She started by playing music on her phone, via YouTube no less, so she had to pick up her phone to change the song after every one ended. Ugh. She actually even took a call during our session, and had a brief argument with her driver, who wanted her to be on a job already, despite being in a session with me! While fucking her, she was covering her pussy the whole time. So yes, this was among the very least GFE sessions I've ever had. After finishing the first time, I massaged her for a bit (she didn't want to kiss or look at me! And then asked for a second go. "Only blow," she said. That was fine by me. She kept asking me to come in her mouth, but I wasn't going to give her a cent more. Also, she said she's 27 (the website says 23). Here's the thing: she's probably among the least service-oriented escorts I've ever met, but she was super duper hot (and knows it). Seeing my cock go in and out of her pussy and her nice breasts bounce was worth the 100 €. Face: 9; Body: 9; Service: 5.
I left and walked back to Mitte – about 90 minutes, and virtually empty at late night, but fascinating to see. I walked along the famous Kurfürstenstraße and saw the many streetwalkers, who tried to say Hello, but I paid no attention. Some looked cute, all looked pretty desperate. I got to Potsdammerstraße and walked north and saw a number of hustlers. It was like something out of My Own Private Idaho: the girls on the E / W block, and the boys (not something I'm interested in) on the N/ S. I never felt unsafe, though, and got to my room and was out like a rock.
Berlin Sex trip narrative. Monday, FKK Artemis
Monday was my (first?) FKK day. I got up, went out for a coffee and breakfast, and took the S-bahn to Westkreuz and walked to Artemis, and spent the day there. It was like being a kid in a candy-shop. I've been to Goldentime in Vienna (twice) and Hawaii outside of Munich as well. This place is really nice, and quite similar. The only major difference is that there are *two* lockers—small ones by the entrance for wallet / keys / phone, and larger ones in the locker room for clothes and bag. When you hire a girl, they never go into the men's locker room, but come with you to the front where the small lockers are so that you can pay them. For smaller hires (60 € or so, for a standard half-hour session) most girls wanted to go after the session, but for bigger hires (over 100 €) they obviously preferred to go before.
I paid 80 €, got my key and robe, dropped off my wallet and went to my locker where I got my towel and slippers. Then into the lounge! It was early afternoon, and there weren't that many girls (probably 12-15) and fewer men, almost all of whom were 50+ in years, so around 20 years older than me. The girls saw me and figured an easy mark, probably, since my eyes had bulged out, and a number tried to get me to go for a session immediately. But I got a very nice session by getting water from the bar, waiting, and eyeing around for a bit. I chatted with a couple girls, then was really attracted to Nicole, a tall (5'9" or so – almost exactly the same height as me, but *much* taller in her big heels) blonde 23-year-old Czech girl with huge, pretty darn perfect breasts. She was super friendly and not pushy. We agreed on 110 € for half hour with kissing, BBBJ, and a facial. Once in the room she asked whether I also wanted anal (either active or passive). But she was happy to give a very nice, very friendly session, and got quite wet. At the end, she took a massive load all over her face, and then quickly paper toweled herself off, and gave me a bunch of towels for my cock. Face: 8, Body: 10, Service: 9. 5.
A quick note about the rooms at Artemis, as well as at every other brothel I've visited in Berlin: the sheets are not changed between sessions. Instead, the girls bring 2 or 3 towels and lay those out on the beds. The action is designed to take place mainly on the towels, but can go beyond those. The rooms are squeaky clean, though, and all are themed: I had two sessions in a "Priapus" room with very sexual Greek illustrations, but I mostly wasn't paying attention to the rooms (many of which are slightly ancient-Greece themed).
One thing I noticed from Artemis: almost none of the girls allowed FIV. May be a safety issue, but that's something really that no one does!
After my session with Nicole I showered, got two drink tokens, got a beer, and then went to relax by the pool. This was quite nice. I got energy again, and went inside. I was immediately chatted up by three girls at the bar—one super attractive, the other two not so much. The very attractive one was trying to sell me on a foursome with her and her two friends: "that might kill me," I said. "It won't, I promise," she replied. But her friends weren't very good looking, so I asked if I could just chat with her. She was early-to-mid twenties, amazing breasts, tons and tons of tattoos including writing on her leg. (I love tattoos). "Sure," she said. I sat down and put my hand on her back, which she softly removed. Uh oh, bad sign. I asked where she was from, and she replied Turkey. I asked about kissing and facials, and she said "no and no. " I got the sense she was low mileage, and said thanks but no thanks, and she said "OK bye-bye. " She wasn't going to be struggling for work with a body like that, but I think I dodged a bullet since I'm betting service would have been questionable.
I immediately thereafter got taken for a ride (but a good one!) by two Moldovan girls. Hell if I can remember their names. Something with an "M" and "Alina" maybe? The one who did most of the talking was 29, blonde, with big lips and tits (real, but big) and lots of sexy makeup. Her friend, Alina (I think? Was brunette, younger (probably early twenties), and super-duper hot, with blue tips to her hair, glasses, and a petite body with no fat. They started asking me for a threesome. They promised everything: lesbian show, licking each other, double blowjob, facial on them both, and a nice massage. I asked how much and they said 400 for a half-hour. "That's 200 each," I said! "Way too much!" "But you get to have two at once and a lesbian show," the blonde said. "I'the do that for an hour," I said, and she replied "That would be 600!" "Okay, I said, how about 350 for the half hour?" They nodded immediately. I should have said 300 – and even that would have been generous! Face: 10 (Alina), 7.5 (Blonde friend); Body: 10 (Alina), 9 (blonde friend); service: 10.
But the service I got was *exactly* as promised. They gave me quite a show (including lying at the right angle so I could see that the lesbian show wasn't faked—there was lots of pussy licking going on!—and the double blowjob was absolutely divine. I don't need to pay 350 for it again, but having Alina suck my cock, totally deep-throating it, while her blonde friend had my balls in her mouth was utter heaven, and they knew it. They'the taken me for more cash than I should've given, but clearly wanted to make me happy about it. I was. I fucked one, switched condoms, then the other—while watching them eat their friends' pussies as I fucked them. After a while of this, I got them on their knees and delivered a huge facial for both of them. Then they massaged me for five minutes or so—quite weakly, but still very nice. Unlike Lawrence in Office Space, you clearly don't need a million bucks to do two top-notch chicks at once.
After saying goodbye, I showered, then grabbed a magazine from my locker and went outside to the lounge chairs by the pool. I read for a bit, then fell asleep for a few hours.
When I woke up, dinner had started. Many of the girls were going on break to have dinner, and the pickings were leaner. I walked up to a girl at the bar with an amazing body (huge, clearly bolt-on tits), but when she turned to face me I realized she was a *lot* older than her body would have suggested—probably in her early 40's (she said 35 but I'm not buying). But I had said Hello, and wanted to be polite. (I also don't remember her name: she was Bulgarian). She chatted for a minute, then said, "Let me tell you about my service: 60 Euro for a half-hour: oral without condom, kissing, sex, massage. This was budget service, since she had probably guessed I was about to walk away! Sure, why not. And it was A+++ service, exactly as promised. Also, I must admit, there's something hot about feeling those bolt-ONS and watching them (sort-of) bounce. She really looked like a former porn-star, and was super fit—except for her age, she was astounding. Face: 6.5; Body: 8.5; Service: 9.
Then it was off to shower, then to the buffet and back to the pool. As noted on Internationalsexguide, the buffet at Artemis is not so good. The salad just looks sad, as do many of the dishes. But the rice and chicken was *fine. * I mean, you're not there for the food, that's for sure. After eating, I went outside and relaxed in the sun for the remainder of the sunlight. I finished my first magazine and started on my second; I wanted to give myself time to recover. Note: girls don't usually come into the pool area—occasionally they do a walk-through, strutting their stuff—but usually the guys out there are recuperating, not buying, so they stay away.
I went back inside planning to find one of the PYT's I'the had my eye on all night, but was quickly waylaid by a larger Hungarian girl named Nicky, who basically grabbed me. I'the had good times with Hungarians in the past, so was excited. Nicky was bigger, but with big tits, and I imagined she would be fun. 60 € for a half-hour BBBJ and massage. Sure! But when we got to the room it was the most mediocre session of my time at Artemis. After a few seconds massage, she says "let me show you something," then flips me over and starts on a BBBJ. Once I'm at full mast, she again says "let me show you something" and before I can reply she has a condom on me and mounts me. We're probably 2 minutes into the session, max, and she's riding me as hard as she can. I can feel her tightening up her pussy to try to get me to come immediately. Talk about trying to speed up a session. This has the opposite effect, and I lose my wood, especially since I've seen several other girls. This obviously disappoints her, and she agrees to blow me to completion (extra to come in her mouth, which I won't do! But then she stops after another few minutes, gets some lube, and just finishes me with a HJ. Ugh. Not worth the 60 €. Face: 6.5; Body: 6.5; Service: 6.
I was contemplating leaving but didn't want to end my day on such a low note, so I relaxed some more, spent some time in the hot tub and sauna, and tried to recharge my batteries. My goal was for my last session to be with an absolutely smoking hot girl. I did a couple of passes through the lounge. By now it was around 11 pm, and the crowd had totally changed. Some of the girls who had been there in the early afternoon still were; none of the older men, though. Most of the guys now were in their 30's – 50's: businessmen after work, clearly. There were also groups of friends. Probably now like 20-30 guys and 30 girls. It was packed. But pretty much everyone was either upstairs fucking or in the lounge, so the pool area was actually almost empty. It was during this time that I discovered that the pool area also has a self-service bar for soda and water—which is nice because it means you don't need to grab a bartender inside!
At one point going through, though, I was quite literally grabbed by a tall woman who said "we're going upstairs now!" "No," I said, "I'm relaxing right now. I was just coming through to go to my locker. " "No, we go upstairs!" she said. "I don't think so," I said. "Okay," she said. "Then you come downstairs with me to watch pornos. " She *pulled* me downstairs to the porno-theater (I hadn't been there yet). Some couches were occupied, with guys getting blowjobs right there, while watching a Riley Reid flick. The girl said she was Hungarian, and started stroking my cock, which wasn't really responding since I'the had four sessions thus far and still needed to relax. She kept giving me a handy and demanding we go upstairs. Eventually, I said, "listen, it's definitely not going to happen. No. " She immediately stands up and says something that sounds like it's probably "Fuck you" in her language, then heads upstairs. I imagine she didn't like giving a free handy in the porno-theater, but I didn't ask for a single moment, and am so glad. Another bullet dodged. I explored the downstairs, which I hadn't discovered yet. An exercise room (one guy was actually using the weights, grunting as he did!) and a downstairs lounge and indoor pool. Two guys were getting massages from the male masseuses. I will definitely partake next time.
I relax some more, passing through the upstairs lounge periodically to check out the girls. I see a couple I have my eye on, but don't approach any. Eventually, though, I make eye contact with a cute girl with short black hair, and she grabs the straps of my bathrobe. "We take this off now and have sex here in the lounge," she says, cutely. It wasn't forceful, like the previous woman, but playful. "I don't think everyone else here would appreciate that," I say. "Too bad," she says, laughing. "I've already seen several girls today," I say, "so it will take me a while to do anything. " "That's okay," she says. "We can take our time. ".
So I suggest we go downstairs to the porno-cinema, then spend an hour upstairs. BBBJ, sex, kissing. Is 120 € okay, I ask? "Sure!" she says. And we do exactly that. Her name is Katarina and she is 29 and Bulgarian. She also has a fascinating figure—a tiny waist, but *huge* ass (I only notice when she's turned around in front of me). A bit of cellulite there, but otherwise great to hold on to. She's got an amazing face and sky-blue eyes, almost like a White Walker from Game of Thrones. I ask if they're colored contacts but she says "no, natural color. " They contrast amazingly with her jet-black hair. We spend time in the porno cinema, where she blows me (I see a guy step in, notice us, and actually start jerking himself by the door), then head upstairs. All the rooms are busy, so we have to wait, just making out and chatting on a couch. Once a room is available, we're off to the races. And we spend a full hour making out, kissing, sex, etc. Katarina gets really, really wet, and is clearly enjoying herself, as am I. There is only one downside: after she comes (which she definitely did, at least once), her pussy starts to smell just a bit – not as if she has any infection, but just like vagina; a bit "fishy. " Oh well. Beyond that, perfect. I want both a perfect ending and to throw a bit more cash her way, so I ask about a facial, which she is happy to take for 50 €. And despite having had sex four times earlier that day (with five girls! My load is *huge. * I help her find the paper towels since her eyes are plastered shut, and then we head down to the lockers for the extra 50 €. We smooch goodbye. Face: 9. 5; Body: 8.5; Service: 9.5.
I shower, dress, and promptly taxi home. Never slept better in my life.
Overall stats:
Damage: 80 (entrance) + 110 (Czech Nicole) + 350 (Moldovan girls) + 60 (Bulgarian woman) + 60 (Hungarian Nicky) + 170 (Bulgarian Katarina) = 830 €.
I will absolutely go back later on this trip.
Berlin Sex Trip Narrative, days 3/4/5
*Tuesday*.
Tuesday was less active (and successful) than some of the others. I had many tourism activities planned in Berlin, and a schedule to keep to see what was planned.
I had hoped to visit Felicia ([URL]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/felic-e.htm[/URL]) at Kamilla la Dee, and called around 9:30, since she was on the schedule (the only day that week). The madam told me she would be in at 10, and I asked for a 10:30 appointment. But when I got there, the madam let me know she had called in sick and wouldn't be coming in. She asked if I wanted to see the lineup, but I decided not to, since the other girls on the schedule hadn't looked as attractive to me. I departed, and spent my day exploring Berlin. As it turns out, I am glad I didn't stay, since the S-bahn had some unexpected changes and I would have missed some of my outings.
After touring, I went to Liberty to see who was available. It's in a sort of seedy area, but still a discreet building. I wound up selecting Eva ([URL]http://libertyberlin.de/eva.html[/URL]) from the rather limited lineup. She was a cute 20 yo German girl, very petite, who spoke excellent English. She had a little acne, and small (but cute) moles all over her back. (Many of the other girls looked a lot less like GND. Big tits, lots of makeup, and I'm guessing less fun! She was certainly not a beauty, but very cute. Liberty has prices for all activities posted on the door, so in a very businesslike fashion I selected an hour with BBBJ and kissing and come on face, total was 190 €. (Face: 7.5; body: 8.5; service: 9).
After paying, I used the shower, came back, and had a session that was exactly as promised. After each facial (I was able to come twice) Eva excused herself to clean up a bit, then we chatted nicely. There was zero rush, and after the hour I dressed and was on my way to my room.
Back in my room, I spent some time on Kaufmich, seeing if I could get any Hobby Huren to visit me. As it turns out, the service is not so great for non-German-speakers, even when girls say they speak English! Several girls kept messaging me smiley-faces, but when I responded to see about appointments, they wouldn't. One set an appointment with me, then when I wrote to confirm, she said, "no, I am busy. " Another girl didn't have time this week, but wanted to plan for the future (I had told her I was in Berlin this week only). All in all, a waste of time, I think. Same thing for individual girls on Intim-Berlin, I think, although that site is useful for coming up with a list of brothels. Perhaps I'm just using these wrong, but I think not speaking German fluently, and not having a German cell-phone number (they seem unwilling to send SMS back or to call my American number) is a big handicap.
*Wednesday*.
More tourism this day! After a day of great activities in this wonderful city, I checked out the schedule on Kamilla la Dee again and called about Salomé ([URL]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/salome-e.htm[/URL]). She was indeed there, and I booked for an hour. I arrived and was told by the Madam that I would meet Salomé in the waiting room, and if we got along we could do the hour. Makes sense!
Salomé came in. She looks *nothing* like the photos, because her hair is now long and no longer dyed black—it's a natural light brown. Her face and figure are the same, though. If anything, she is hotter than her photos! I was very excited, and she seemed super-friendly. She's German, 21 (the site is accurate there; the photos were just taken when she was 18 and first came to work for KLD). She said she'the go get the madam, I'the pay the house fee, then I'd pay her her fee.
The madam returned: 72 Euro for 1 hour. I paid her this (happened to have it exactly). Then Salomé returned, and asked for 88 Euro for herself for the hour. I gave her 100 €. The payment structure is strange, since at the other two places I visited the whole fee was paid to the girl. This makes sense to me, since in other words I paid 172 € instead of 160 € (I don't mind tipping, though). Also, Salomé said she doesn't charge for "extras" – either she does something, or doesn't. This strikes me as very nice, since it removes any sort of haggling. I think it may be the whole KLD modus operandi.
Another thing I should mention is that KLD doesn't offer BBBJ. All services are covered. Beyond that, it was probably one of the most GFE sessions I've ever had—tons of kissing with an utterly beautiful girl. Salomé's body is among the most beautiful I've ever seen. She does have a *ton* of tattoos, some quite large, but all very tasteful, as well as seventeen piercings (tongue, both nipples, a bunch on both ears, two on her chest, and her belly button with an arrow pointing downwards saying "heaven" All super-tasteful and very, very sexy. After the CBJ, she made sure we got to enjoy many different positions, although my favorites were her grinding on me as well as a very energetic doggy, with my thumb in her asshole. She seemed to enjoy it throughout. I came so hard fucking her, inside the condom, that I knew a second round wouldn't be in me. But we spent most of the remaining time cuddling and talking, and she did try to get a second rise out of me, to no avail. I thanked her for trying, and went to get dressed, discovering we had gone somewhat over time. She didn't rush me out, though, and in fact offered a second shower, which I didn't need.
KLD is one of the most discreet brothels I've visited. It's in a nondescript building in a nice -residential neighborhood, with nondescript sign on the buzzer (look up the website). But it turns out that the whole building is probably their facility, or at least several floors, since after paying the house fee and paying Salomé, we went upstairs to a small individual apartment. This made the event even more private and personal. I'm not a fan of CBJ, but otherwise this was absolutely perfect, and I had a great time! (Face: 10; body: 10; service: 9).
Then I was off to the remainder of my tourist activities for the day!
Thursday.
I'the been getting pretty exhausted, so I spent most of the day in my room, relaxing. At some point, I decided to try and call an escort service, and tried Privatmodelle Berlin, the same agency that kept the Incall I visited on Sunday. I was interested in trying one of their teenagers, and asked for Abigail ([URL]http://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/en/abigail/[/URL]).
I called and the madam didn't really speak English, asking me to send SMS instead (to a different number). I did, asking for Abigail for 1 hour at 15:00, and giving the address of my room. I received absolutely no response, including when I asked for confirmation as to whether our date was set. I tried calling back, but got a busy signal. I decided I would wait until 15:30 latest, and if she hadn't arrived, that was on them.
As it turned out, Abigail arrived around 14:40 – well in advance! She rang the bell, I came down and let her in (the door buzzer wasn't working) and she was *exactly* as pictured, only prettier. She looks much younger than in her pictures, which, because of photoshop and makeup, make her look a bit older. She was wearing funky makeup and a cool dress, and came up. Then swiftly off came the dress.
I asked about kissing and a facial, and she said OK to kissing but no facial because of her makeup. Her English was much better than the madam's on the phone! I gave her 100 € (the website says 90) and we were off to the races!
She super-duper hot (both cute and sexy, like the hottest girl who would never sleep with anyone like me, let alone talk to me! Completely hairless, and fun. She would make cute little noises and gestures, and seemed to tease me a bit. I went down on her for a bit, but she didn't even really get wet. And while she allowed me to stroke her pussy, FIV was a definite no-no, when I tried.
But once the BBBJ started, she disconnected a bit. She was very, very good at it, though, and moved her hair so I had a clear view of her sucking my cock. She made sure to tell me not to come in her mouth – "don't!" she said, forcefully. "Finish on my body, not in my mouth. " After a good time with BBBJ, she said "sex?" and then put a condom on me and started riding me. She was thrusting hard and fast, clearly trying to make me come quickly. I wanted none of this, so I flipped her over and started fucking her slowly in missionary. She looked a bit bored, but it felt amazing and was so hot to see my cock sliding in and out of her bald teenage pussy. Eventually, I asked for doggy, and she flipped over, and only then did I realize how perfect her ass was. This was the best view, since I could see her pussy lips gripping my cock with each thrust and her perfect little asshole, which I fingered gently. (Since she hadn't allowed FIV, I didn't try to stick a finger in, but stroked it as I fucked her). Eventually, I decided to ask about anal, I would have had no problem giving a bit more cash to sodomize her perfect teenage ass. But despite being listed as a possibility on the website, she said no. Oh well.
After a bit more fucking, I flipped her over, had her massage my balls as I stroked out a huge load all over her stomach and tits. She asked for the bathroom, cleaned herself up, dressed, and said goodbye. It had only been about 35-40 minutes, but it was clear that (again, despite what was said on the website) a second round wasn't on the books. It was a low-mileage session, but I love fucking sexy, so this was a strong recommendation. I may call the agency again for another one of their teen girls later this week! (Face: 9; Body: 10; Service: 7).
I went out for the evening, and collapsed, exhausted, at night.
