Managua

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]As often occurs in the literary community, an author may choose to retire his or her "pen name" opting for another. I, Meat Loaf, will be doing such. I, Meat Loaf, also will be choosing to post under various threads. This action is not being undertaken for the sake of action or protectionism, but was the original idea when Meat Loaf began scribing.

Over the life of Meat Loaf posts I have posted the majority of content on the Nicaraguan boards due to its inactivity, but actually lived in various countries which were not revealed. My international lifestyle and personal interest in history and culture enabled my posts to be intricate, in-depth, and vivid. Furthermore, the stories and lifestyle described within Meat Loaf's posts encompassed the entirety of my 33 years. Please approach the information revealed with caution and care for some embelishment may have occurred.

Your ability to infiltrate communities and become accepted is la clave (the key) to your survival, success, and experience. Remember prostitution is illegal worldwide with few exceptions. Further caution should be exercised in this "hobby" for you, because the employees and owners in the sex trade are usually active in other criminal activity and may not view it as a "hobby, " like ISG members do!

Who was "Meat Loaf? " Clear your mind of North American sterotypes and get international. Repetitively I have disclosed that my stories are not indicative of your future success: Don't think I too can do that! If you still hold intrigue please read every post and every word for the answer is within the post.

I, Meat Loaf, have had various doors open to me in the literary arts through the posts I've contributed to ISG. And being that ISG is making me personally zero ($0) income and I am spending hours writing these stories, I am choosing to enter the publishing community where additional income will be earned through my words.

Jackson, I thank you for allowing Meat Loaf to practice his penmanship on your forumn and ISG Senior Membership. Take care everyone that admirers my prose and as you have become familiar with my writing style so when it reappears under a different "pen name" on ISG you will know it's "Meat Loaf. " I Thoroughly Enjoyed Entertaining You Through Words and Languages.

Is Meat Loaf = Keyser Soze from the movie, "The Usual Suspects? "

Sincerely,
Meat Loaf
August 16, 2007[/QUOTE]

Now I see the real reason that Meat Loaf never posted any photos of his "women."

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Over the life of Meat Loaf posts I have posted the majority of content on the Nicaraguan boards due to its inactivity, but actually lived in various countries which were not revealed. My international lifestyle and personal interest in history and culture enabled my posts to be intricate, in-depth, and vivid. Furthermore, the stories and lifestyle described within Meat Loaf's posts encompassed the entirety of my 33 years. Please approach the information revealed with caution and care for some embelishment may have occurred.[/QUOTE]It seems to me that Meat Loaf's embellishments were mostly about his sex employee exploits.

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I don't know of the disease statement though "Water Boy! " AIDS (SIDA) is rampant throughout Nicaragua! I always wear two (2) condoms for everything! Son sucia (they are dirty! )[/QUOTE]

1. Use condoms of course. Always.
2. Nicaragua has the lowest HIV rate in the developing western countries and is not any higher than the USA and may even be less. You don't see a lot (I have seen none) of IV drug use which really spreads it around and while it is not zero, don't exaggerate the actual risk. Details for the non believers is found in WHO data and updated annually.
3. NEVER use two condoms, even as a joke. The friction of latex on latex will cause damage and wear out the rubbers (both) and cause a tear almost certainly. Use LUBE (water based) not two condoms and it feels better and works as intended.
4. There is a fair amount of gonhorrea and some syphilis and of course Chlamydia. Just because they are treatable just don't forget the johnny.

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"Gringo Sex Tourist" felt comfortable in hiring the services of a random taxista (taxi driver) to cruise Carr. Masaya in search of prostitutas (prostitutes.)[/b]
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While I agree totally with the aspiring writer Mr. Loaf against any use of streetwalkers on C. Masaya, too risky, all thieves etc., bang on, correct, I had to laugh when the translation above was offered, just in case it was unclear that "prostitutas" are prostitutes and not, say nuns or Avon ladies.

Best of luck Loaf in your fiction writing avocation there certainly was enough here for a book already.

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If you are not comfortable, feel unsafe or have no balls and want to experience a virtual abundance of beautiful Nicas for US $11.00 per hour (or less) by all means heed Grand Pollo’s advice and hire off duty policemen with AK47s. I cannot imagine an experienced ISG member (local resident?) going to this extreme.[/QUOTE]

The example of hiring off-duty cops was to reenter the Mercado Oriental after dark and try to visit the denizens of the dark as part of my photographic work and since it is no picnic to be a gringo in the daytime in the Oriental certainly my original plan for nighttime security was actually quite intelligent.

No - the average tourist needs not have such a level of extra security as they wont try to do this ever and shouldn't.

I am down here now. Casa Report: Claudia #1, RIP, they closed getting the boot by the PN for various reasons. It wasn't fancy but it was there a real long time. Too bad. Trying to find out if they reopened or if it is gone for good. Claudia's sister in law runs another place and she will know, will ask tomorrow.

I have read back through a bunch of old posts and there seems to be a deliberate vagueness with where people are going.

Went to #3 then #5 and then to "the brothel" doesn't help anyone at all.

I am here solo again after 2 years and we are trying to scope out what is still here, new, old, closed but if you patronize a place please take a few seconds more to say the name and where it is, a contact number, etc. Remember after the VIP Peppers scandal they took away the rights for casas to post ads in the Nuevo Diario so they are way more dependent on word of mouth than before.

I have a fairly old post still here, maybe a couple years old now but the format at least provided others with info, good or bad ratings but at least how to find the places and how to call.

Tip: Call, in Spanish (local Spanish) and find out before arrival how much, mow many girls, AC or not, etc. When they try the gringo tax you can remind them that you just called and it cost $X not $X times 2.

I was at Lorena today, M. Lezcano, all taxis know it, bar entrance on the one corner of the street , and the casa entrance on the other. Only C$300, girl Jessica was OK, Yugo the owner let me have the AC room no extra charge though it is so anemic it could not cool 10 sq.feet anyway. At least it is still open.

My backup driver says there are more new ones in Lezcano, we have to find them maybe tomorrow.

Hello gentleman,

I am a long time lurker who has enjoyed reading all the informational reports that have been posted. I visited Managua last year and visited some of the massage parlors.

Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo has provided us valuable information and entertaining tales of adventure. The only thing is that the one person seems to be behind both personas.

I know it seems to be preposterous that one person is the author of both characters, but they have many similarities that can't just be by coincidence. To begin with, comparing their names: Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo, very similar format and structure.

They also also have very similar writing stlyes as far as punctuation and indentation in their reports. The way they capitalize the same words and use quotations in the same manner.

Finally, Meat Loaf posted that he was no longer going to post in the Managua forum, then all of a sudden Grand Pollo returns out of no where. I really think that Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person. I could be wrong, but there's too many details that prove otherwise.

Thanks

Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person.

Who cares, the reports are top notch!

[QUOTE=Iamcool3]Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person.[/QUOTE]No they aren't. Grand Pollo is literate.

Grand Pollo and Meatloaf have vastly different styles of writing in my opinion.

But Xdred and Mealoaf were definitely the same person. Meatloaf had a certain way of writing which matches Xdred.

I wish they would continue to contribute.

Meatloaf's reports as entertaining as they are seem to be the creation of a very imaginative individual. I question the validity of his conquests and believe them to be fiction.

He never showed us any pictures at all and having a live-in sex slave in Nicaragua does not appear feasible. Nicaraguan women are generally conservative and would not agree to such employment.

If he conducts himself the way his reports portray him, people in Managua would be annoyed by his loud and boisterous behavior.

I think Meat Loaf is really Dick Cheney

[QUOTE=Iamcool3]If he conducts himself the way his reports portray him, people in Managua would be annoyed by his loud and boisterous behavior.[/QUOTE]Low profile and respectful charm get you... everywhere.

Sr. Ladrillo (Mr. Loaf) does indeed exist and has lived in Nicaragua. He and Grand Pollo are vastly different people. This is a fact!