Prague

[QUOTE=Dick Fotta]Just one tip: be aware if you use your foreign car here in Prague,cause the Metska Police will try to steal your money a lot of times..I live in Prague,they stopped me 9 times in 3 months,and all the times without having done anything wrong..and keep attention when you park the car..they love to immobilize your foreign car with blockers to the tyres..

For fuck Czech *****s, try +420 606357709, no English but is in Lucemburska 29..[/QUOTE]To stop foreigner cars is a very old Czech Police fashion. I drive in Prague from 1989, an I can say that now the situation is much much better than before. During Communists, to be stopped 3-4 times a day/night was a standard, but no problem at all if you gave some Kc, even if you where driving drunk. Now they stop less than before, but the consequences, I suppose, are worst. Aniway if somebody drives drunk or parks wild, can have some problem all over the World. Of course, speaking Czech it may help.

[QUOTE=Viscount007]Real stupid question maybe?

I already have a Dual Band Vodafone - I have been reliably informed it will work OK

last year I travelled from Prague, to Vienna, to budapest to Krakow.

The phone changed provider within yards of the borders :)

Is it aimed at our US colleagues to get the new sim cards?

Ian[/QUOTE]Sorry, I didn't understand your question. Yesterday night was a hard party night.

[QUOTE=Hecker] By speaking czech you increase your chances to get a freebie vast. Speaking russian gives you 1000% advantage in FSU.[/QUOTE]You sure? - I would imagine a lot of czech residents must be missing out because I have see prices on this site quoted for Czech people only...and thats in the 1500kc+ range.

I admit - that is way below what I would want to pay. There is that old saying you get what you pay for (usually)

Ian C

[QUOTE=Dick Fotta]Just one tip: be aware if you use your foreign car here in Prague,cause the Metska Police will try to steal your money a lot of times..I live in Prague,they stopped me 9 times in 3 months,and all the times without having done anything wrong..and keep attention when you park the car..they love to immobilize your foreign car with blockers to the tyres..
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Thanks for the tip. I think it is not that dangerous. I am in P for about 15 days a year from 2001 to now. Everytime with my car with an Austrian plate. I was never stoped by the police in P.

Outside I was stoped 2 times. Once because I have been driven with about 150 km/h (been in a hurry) at the (very good built - two lanes each direction) country road. It was quite cheap. Only CZK 1200,--. In Austria I would loose my driving licence and pay a multiple amount! Believe me: I normally don´t drive too fast.
The second stop was only for control.

In Jindrichuv Hradec my car has got an immobilizer :-(
My fault: I parked in a prohibited area (didn´t see the signs). --investment CZK 300,--

[QUOTE=Viscount007]Real stupid question maybe?

I already have a Dual Band Vodafone - I have been reliably informed it will work OK

last year I travelled from Prague, to Vienna, to budapest to Krakow.

The phone changed provider within yards of the borders :)

Is it aimed at our US colleagues to get the new sim cards?

Ian[/QUOTE]No, we arer not talking about cell phone functionality - most of the modern cell phones will work the way you described thanks to roaming. But we are talking about exotic phone numbers displayed to the girls when you call them - some of them may not answer such calls.

Just got back from Lami Privat and met with Vina. She said on the phone it was 1,000 kc to 1,500. Got there and she started at 2,000 +. I was a bit turned off and not in the mood to negotiate. She was quite plump and her attitude was for shit! Wanted to bail and she said she really needed the money and would settle for 1,000 kc. I should have left. She gave me a horrible BJ with condom. I could not even get hard. She was so unenthusiastic it was ridiculous. I could not get hard enough because she made me feel so uncomfortable. I was just not into it. I finally got up and masterbated. She looked at her watch as the phone rang. Got the hell out of there. Attitude, body, service was horrific!

I would avoid this place like the plague!

So far as I always went to CZ and SK by my car I think I can share my experience.

First of all the biggest problem is not the police, but the thieves!

I remember a couple of years ago when I went to Slovakia to meet a friend, he was at home of another friend and when I went there, there was inside the garage an AUDI A6 allroad quattro with Austrian plate...

Two guys were talking about the main paper of the car and another one starts to take off the plate...I understood everything immediately and I asked more.
One of them asked me if I wanted to buy it, for the friendly price of 10.000 euro,very good price! (even if surely I will never buy something stolen..).

I asked what about the plate? He told me in less than 10 days, the car will totally reborn again with Slovak plate and Slovak paper, totally new numbers on engine and chassis too!!!

Then my friend told me that the one who robbed, was one of the biggest thief and he often went to Austria and to Czech to rob foreigners car.
He had friend in police and in the VW Bratislava and in the office where stamps the plate too,so with tip he could make every car reborn again without problems!

However what interested me best, was how could they rob the car and from where?

To make long short, this poor guy parked the car in the parking of the hotel, then after dinner he asked for a taxi and the receptionist called a friend-taxi...
The taxi man called the receptionist and explained he took him to nightclub and called another time once the owner of the car went in bedroom upstairs with the girl and she immediately phoned to the guys who went to rob the Audi!!!

And me that I am very curious as a monkey ;), I wanted to know much more...
In my car I had a bottle of wine and I told to the thief, hey you got lucky, you was good, we have to party, do we drink it? (trying to make him friend with me..).

He surely not refuses and we ended to drink all together the wine and he explained to me everything, that to rob every car from the "mother" Volkswagen is so easy as to drink a glass of water!

No matter if it is a AUDI A8 or a SEAT IBIZA 1,2 benz, he need less than couple of minutes if he is not drunk, these the words he said!
Cause every AUDI,SEAT,SKODA and VOLKSWAGEN have the same shitty stupid childhood kind of immobilizer and once he broke the lock in 2 seconds, he need not much more time with a PDA connected to current-tap, where the mechanic test the car, to get the right numbers of the immobilizer!

He even told me that it is much more difficult to "broke" the immobilizer of Renault Clio or Oper Corsa than Audi!

He told me that most of turists who go to SK, and to CZ too..., do not have alarm on their cars and they think are safe just to park cars in parking of the hotel...
Nowhere your car is safe from the moment it goes far from your eyes...but to give an alarm to the car, even the cheaper, improves the safety,cause the thief has really to want your car if he chooses to rob a car with alarm and often he prefers to rob another one without alarm.

He wanted to teach me to rob car too, cause he said, I can for a joke to rob the car of my friends at my home....crazy guy and I said I prefer to rob...virginity! :)

All this to say, police is the smallest problem if you are there with your own car...

I try to write some suggests:

- Try to choose a bit expensive hotel instead of cheap one, it offers a bit better chances of safety for your car!

-Everytime in the evening I went out of hotel without car, I try to have a little conversation with the night-guardian of the parking or at least with the person at reception. I say I love the CZ, or the SK, nice country, wonderful girls and good food, trying to make him/her a friend.
Often I offer cheap bottle of wine too or I tip with 5-10 euro the first night of my stay there and I say with smile:" it is the only one car I have, tomorrow morning I will be happy to see it again!"
To make understand that I know how it works there....
Most of times for the receptionist it doesn't matter to make rob a car today or tomorrow, yours car or another one...

-Never go to CZ-SK without insurance that will pay you if your car will be robbed!!!

-Maybe they seem to you only as naive suggests and maybe they are, maybe I was only lucky, but in 9 years of travelling my car never been robbed...
(yes one time my plate was stolen, but it was in the little city in south moravia, I went there very often in that period, everybody knew me and the husband of my lover as well...).

Police: I have been stopped tons of times and at the beginning they tried to make me pay big prices too....year after year I became "a little" smarter....

It seems that nobody foreigner, besides me ;), knows that in CZ and in SK exists the law that you do not have to pay immediately,but you can go to post office the second day to pay...

Surely you need a little language to start a conversation about this theme,cause police man tend to get immediately nervous everytime I said this! :)

However it always works for me and very funny that the last time I was from Prague went across the border with SK 2 weeks ago at 1:20 AM the "good" policewoman noticed me that I have still 2.000sk to pay from the year 2.005!!! Maybe I am not able to find a post office in 24 months? LOL

So again some little suggests:

- do not worry if stopped, be very relax and once they write how much you have to pay show that in your wallet you have no bancomat,no credit card and only 1.000 cesky or slovensky koruny and if they say it is not enough so...

- say:" daj Te mi pokuta na blok,prosim Vas,nemam se mnou moc penize! Zitra jdem na posta zaplatit" (please write me to the paper,I do not have much money with me, tomorrow I go to post office to pay).

-if they refuse little money also say you do not understand and you want to go to your embassy, often they will accept if you show you really want to go to embassy!! It works many times with me, why it doesn't work for you too?

-show that you have...all the time in the world, be patient and they will be happy to get little money...much better than zero money! LOL

I hope it helps!

Cheers fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Peno Cz]No, we arer not talking about cell phone functionality - most of the modern cell phones will work the way you described thanks to roaming. But we are talking about exotic phone numbers displayed to the girls when you call them - some of them may not answer such calls.[/QUOTE]Ok - I understand!

One more slightly Off Topic query...

what would be your opinion of someone requesting 100 Euros or 2000Kc for the same services at the same premises?

My Maths make out that she is asking 2880 Kc or 2000Kc depending on which currency you have.

Surely the exchange rates are not that huge?

Ian C

Hello,
I am looking for a hotel reccomendation in Prague. I would like to be close to Sweet Paradise and possible Big Sister. A hotel that is guest friendly incase I want to bring some back later. Dont need a 5 star, but not a dump either.

Thanks

DFWdude

Try this one W**salvator.cz Nice moderate price in a good location and they will negotiate on rates. Ask for a Biz rate or say you are a returning guest.

Good luck

[QUOTE=DFWdude]Hello,

I am looking for a hotel reccomendation in Prague. I would like to be close to Sweet Paradise and possible Big Sister. A hotel that is guest friendly incase I want to bring some back later. Dont need a 5 star, but not a dump either.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I like this solution:

RESIDENCE 4 B&B
Umělecká 4
170 00 Praha 7
Tel. +420 233 359 488

No problem with guests.

[QUOTE=Viscount007]Ok - I understand!

One more slightly Off Topic query...

what would be your opinion of someone requesting 100 Euros or 2000Kc for the same services at the same premises?

My Maths make out that she is asking 2880 Kc or 2000Kc depending on which currency you have.

Surely the exchange rates are not that huge?

Ian C[/QUOTE]15 days ago I was by car on the border (Rozvadov) buying motorways ticket. The girl said immediately "Do you want to change money? " I said "No, thanks". And she: "OK, that's your ticket. 10 euros, please. " I said "WHAT? I have CzK, so I pay in Czech Crowns! " And she: "200 CzK". I gave 200 Crowns and leaving I told "You are a LIAR! ".

Greetings all.

Just in case anyone is going to Prague in the near future here is a shortlist of chicks in various places you can hook up with or discard.


[b]Dessert.[/b]
[url]www.praguesexguide.cz[/url]
1 hour 2500 ckr bbbj and kissing included.
Dessert looked the same and they have a new barmaid Nelly.
This is just the short version, since all other detail can be found in other threads.
[b]Maya.[/B]
Nice girl, she offered a good hours of service. She may have gone home. Good English
[b]Kristina[/b]
The same as usual, nice service. Good English
[b]Lana.[/b]
New girl, skinny Moldovian didn't mind being licked and fingered. Some German.

General comment.
Dessert still offers nice Russians for a good price.

[b]Sweet.[/b]
[url]www.sweetparadise.cz[/url]
[b]Maria.[/b]
Friendly tall blond Czech, skinny and with nice breast.
I took her one afternoon for 1800CKr, some english,no ekstras.
[b]Vika.[/b]
Ultraslim teen chick with a nice face and small breasts.
Decent service, the main attraction was her body. No ekstras, no english
2400ckr one evening.
[b]Petra.[/B]
New girl with a nice face, a bit chunky, the main attraction was that it was her first night, she spoke very good English.
I took her to the small jacuzzi room 2900 ckr plus 500ckr for kissing. A bottle of champagne was included.
She was very good.
[b]Jana.[/b]
A sulky brunette in her mid twenties.
Nothing special about her, 2200 for 45 minuttes.
Except for a nice backrub it was sort of blah.

General comment on Sweet.
Some good and some bad, but all in all the experience was much better than last time around, I also met nice very nice fellow hobbyists there.
I saw two girls who used to be on the sweet website and one girl who used to work for Dessert.
One bad thing is that the British stag guys have found Sweet.:mad:
And finally. The condom issue, am I the only one who thinks the standard issue condoms at Sweet are weird.
They are these pink things that is quite small and sticks to the dick like cling film.

Moving on.

I met, in a rather boring club, an absolute super Slovakian girl.
I took her two nights in a row in her club and then we decided that any further business dealing didn't have to involve the club anymore.
For 8000 ckr, I had her company from early Thursday afternoon till Friday morning.
But since I wont reveal who she is, there is no point in going into details.

[b]Marthy[/b]
[url]www.marthyclub.cz[/url]
Based on a recommendation in a PM, send to me from someone I can't remember, I went searching for a hot MILf named Eva.
On saturday she was there and I took her for an hour which at that place is 2600ckr.

Eve is a fake blonde around 40 and has a very nice body for someone who is forty.
We started in the shower with a good soaping and some nice kissing.
Then it was off to bed, with more kissing, a nice bbbj and and I decided to go down on her which she seemed to like and she didn't mind a couple of fingers either.
After some inspired fucking on her part (and mine part), it was time for the money shot.
She ripped off the condom and started sucking, quickly I knew it was time so I said [i]I am cumming.[/I]
That only seemed to animate her further and I wasn't sure she knew the meaning of that English phrase, but I decided to repeat it.
She nodded and I figured that either she didn't mind CIM or she was about to learn the prase [I]I am cumming[/i] the hard way.
It was the first and she sucked every last drop out of me.

General note.
2600ckr is a super price when kissing, OWO, Daty and CIM is included.
Too bad the girls, or more accuratly women, are not a little younger.

Also, thank you for the recommendation who ever you are.

This is the end of part one.
If you need any further details, just ask.

Part two is the one with all the totally useless babble on my part and will come next saturday.

Thanks, m

I noticed that you guys have been talking about phones.

You need an unlocked cellphone that works on the european net.
You can buy one for about 600ckr at a small shop that is more or less next to the Mcdonalds at showpark.

If you have a phone that isn't unlocked it can be done at the small phoneshops and that is called oblocked or something like that in Czech.

The simcard can be bought at Na Prikope just off Wenzslas Square.
Find the place where they sell charity bricks in the middle of the street and look around.
You should see a T-Mobile shop and a Vodaphone shop.
I bought a Simcard at Vodaphone for 200ckr.
It had 200 ckr credit included and all instructions can be heard in English.
I spend about 150ckr and the phonecard last until december 2007.

Money exchange, use banks to exchange money or ATM.
Also if you bring a lot of cash, you might consider changing at home.
I get better rates at FOREX in Copenhagen that anywhere in Prague.

Thanks, m

Mandrake,

Very useful data for a guy with just 8 days! I will report back :)

Ian