Hello everyone, this is my first review!(first 'pick up')
Please don't fight with each other over what I write before I write it, it hurts my feelings! I write in English with a translator anyway, so the meaning may not come across very well.
Then let's get started!
It's 10:10 AM local time in Colombia and I just woke up!
Here's my story from yesterday!
I headed to el centro yesterday at 3 pm.
Everyone guys!! YouTuber are a bunch of fucking scammer.
I was in el centro yesterday from 3 pm to 8 pm and didn't see a single 'available' girl.
I'm not obsessed with faces.
I don't care if they're ugly I only look at the body and ass.
But the girls in el centro, none of them had a body or an ass as big as YouTube's and every single one of them looked like their faces had been bombed.
And there were a lot of supposedly "underage" girls.
Stupid girls I don't know why they wear makeup that doesn't match. Young girls look weird with heavy makeup. Young girls are prettier without makeup (I'm not a pedophile!
After 5 hours of browsing, I didn't find any girls I liked. The ones with big asses were either too old or had ugly faces and were too skinny.
It's like youtuber scammers walk the streets hundreds of times and post the one good shot. Still, I don't regret coming to Colombia.
A random Colombian girl you see on public transportation is hotter than a el centro street working girl LOL.
Eat in moderation (food recommendations in Colombia, please! I don't think the food culture is as developed here as it is in Thailand! I'm sick of fried pork belly and rice banana bean soup!
I went back to the hostel to sleep and headed to the park Lleras at 12:00.
Okay, okay, okay, there were a lot of girls and the water quality was good, much better than yesterday.
There were a lot of sexy, big-assed girls of all races, with nice faces.
I didn't go into the clubs, I was a little tired.
Are there hotter girls in the club? I think I'll try to go tonight.
Let me know if you know of any good clubs.
After scanning the street once or twice, I walked up to a woman and spoke to her. She was a big ass woman with skinny jeans and an attractive figure.
Oh, I'm wearing freaking braces.
I have a jinx of never having sex with a girl with braces. When I was 19 and went to Thailand for the first time, the first girl I had sex with gave me a very rude and unpleasant experience and she was wearing braces.
She asked me for $200 (no Spanish with translator) and when I hesitated, she asked for $130, which I wasn't going to do anyway.
When I tried to say something nice and leave.
Yeah, that's when a bunch of her friends showed up.
Wow that was one of the biggest asses I have ever seen in person in my life (except for BBW).
She had a very big ass while staying in shape She was a sexy Latina.
Ignoring the woman who was talking right away and going to her friends would have made things weird, so I tried to draw the woman with braces and her friends into the conversation by saying something appropriate.
And I chatted with her big ass and ended up picking her up! She was a Venezuelan girl who asked for $100 an hour and said it was a condom BJ.
I'm sorry guys, I've been so advised to never have sex with a girl who asks for dollars, but I was a slave to my dick at the time.
I'm going to go to the hotel for a bit, then I'll continue!