Privatmodelle Berlin. Ruslana
Visiting Berlin this week (still there as writing). My first day (Tuesday) arriving I thought "why not first test the cheapest escorts that got good mentioning on ISG". While I prepared for my trip skimming thru hundreds of posts on this forum, it seemed that [URL]privatmodelleberlin.com[/URL] (same as escortgirlsberlin. De I believe) had some good reports and especially for those prices.
So let's start there.
In previous posts it has been mentioned that English is not easy calling the given number on the page, and instead (at least now) there is another number below for SMS. So I used the SMS number immediately and started asking in order of the girls that I had on my wish list. Getting answers took a long time, usually over 20 min each time and mostly a short "No / Jees" (yepps that's how they spelled "yes".
Then I finally got to a girl that was available. And she was at 24 h availability instead of most girls being in between set times (you can see the schedule for each girl on their respective page in the upper right corner, kinda small text and easy to miss).
So I thought that hey this girl got to be shabby and torn down working harder than the rest.
When I texted the address and room number for my hotel, and that there is no key card needed, I got a "Jees" again. I then texted back asking how long will it take for her to come, and got another "Jees" back.
OK turned out to take some time, exactly 1 h 42 min until my phone rang suddenly with a stressed girl on the other end saying "OK Ruslana is now at your lobby, please go get her. Ruslana is there!" then hang up on me.
Final note on the process of "ordering" in English: Kinda 1/5 (but we knew that didn't we from previous reports).
The girl then:
[URL]http://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/ruslana/[/URL]
Hard to say if it is her on the pictures, but the headline for her is "Extremely thin escort girl", also mentioning her as Russian with languages "little English, little German".
In reality she is from Romania and has typical hard-dyed red hair and kinda curly hair in a ponytail. She is for sure extremely thin without loosing the female curves (so her stomach area I could almost grab around with both my hands.
Perky firm breasts, nice nipples and the skin was 9/10 and then I'm really really picky person on skin. But she had the perfect ass also, you know the one where the skin just start rippling a little bit in the hole, no colors or anything. Front areas very very well done too with perfect balance of inner and outer lips.
Ass was small nice balls, not shaggy at all.
Price 90€ for 1 h + 10€ for kissing (I think, dunno just payed the extras she had hahaha, damn so cheap man).
Usually people have a very loose rating system on women. Where they end up mostly at 6-8/10 on everything they fuck. But I have a more firm scoring system where I see 1 as "Average Joe / White Trash" (since below that no meaning to rate), and a 5 is a solid "fuckable". 10 Don't really exist unless you find "Victoria's Secret top model that has 2 master degrees, super girl-friendly etc".
Face 3/10.
Not super bad but she can't hold it on her own face. Not at all (at least for me). But hey super good skin always helps everyone in looks! OK smile too!
Body solid 8/10 if you like super petite!
The best skin I have seen on any lady in these waters. She also said she never drinks any sodas or "shit" as she said. Very purist indeed, and it shows. Don't think she's older than 22-24 (max!) either. Both holes very symmetric and as good as you can get them. Same with legs and bums in various positions.
Also tasted very fresh everywhere!
Her personality was a but quirky and I like that. Easy to joke around with such persons even though language was kinda. No go. : the When asking if she comes from Russia she looked very chocked and said "No! Romania! And smiled. She had obviously no clue about what was written on her profile in that section. However she had very good understanding of the Services written. And I got the impression that the agency is kept kinda well with their ladies for this purpose and are kinda truthful with information.
When I had my panties on she looked at my package and asked if I had big one, and I said no normal and tried to show with my hands in measurement, but I was sloppy and kinda measured a huge 10 kg fish with my hands and she really got scared face with eyes popping out saying "That big!
Hahaha well was fun when we cleared that out and she relaxed. I mean I understand she is very petite, very.
Totally OK in bed when we got started. Went for 69 kinda fast and when I started there was not much reaction and dead dry. So I thought OK this is not going to be easy. But just after a little bit of work she relaxed and got super into it and I gave it my all in this department. Turned out after 20-30 min I could get her to come at least twice. Each time she got very sensitive so I went for rimming instead a bit. She even put up one foot in the bed (other one with knee) to Queen me properly. And I had free ass dinner for a bit. Then went back to soaking wet pussy.
She was very reactive to being licked I thought. Sometimes she got so tense that she couldn't do anything else than cramping the bed sheets pressing her face hard to my legs and moaning like a cat that got proper cuddle first time.
This was without doubt the highlight, and one of the best 69 I had in a long while. I am a sucker for that total Teen look in the lower areas.
Finished in doggy and when I got really hard on 50 MG Kamagra it was a bit too much for her to take, so I helped out with putting her legs a bit different and I would hit the "stop" against her buns. And she loved it. Again same moaning and intense holding of the bed-sheets.
Only thing I thought when finishing was "Man this was a real waste of a fine asshole to not be entered". But it was off limits (except rimming and such it seemed).
Overall this was a solid 6/10. Above average quality because of the Teen body lifting up the other bits and pieces, and perfectly yummy 69! Could almost feel her purist Water based diet hehe. There were absolutely no fat except in her breasts and maybe little on the bum.
Would I redo? Can definitely try another girl for the price and curiosity of what will turn up. Maybe later in the week I will!
Of course don't expect High Class stuff for this price. But I would say it could even have been 150€/ h and still worth it, so a bit under-priced for the quality. But this is 1 sample only for me so far.
Also this is clearly a Romanian Cartell kinda agency. Don't expect anything other than Romanian girls showing up. However I think that on the flip side they stick to young girls and I would guess it is uncommon to get a +10 year older and 20 kg fat later girl at your door.
Royalgirl and Kamilla Dee
Wednesday I thought of going to Artemis for the lingerie day. Which is the only one I like there. Too tacky for me with full naked. Also I'm not a fan boy of FKK generally because usually it cost way more than you remember and was worth. Though can be fun now and then.
So with that plan out the window I thought it was time to check the Bordellos in Berlin. Kamilla Dee seems to have got most previously good reports. Also Royal has gotten a fair amount.
Took a Uber to Kamilla Dee and quickly found the door (big street number above it) and a conveniently large wall of bushes towards the Café chairs nearby. For all those sneaky entrances behind the Bush: the.
This was around 16:00 for comparison. Yes according to schedule 2 more girls going to work from 18 at Kamilla, otherwise 5-6 working already according to the site.
Got showed into a very small room and kinda tacky red French Bordello style. Overall felt half-cleaned the whole apartment from what I saw.
2 girls came in both 30 kg later from their photos on the page. But obvious real German girls. Kinda old too in their 30 ies. I got very disappointed and the Mama told me 1 more girl arrive soon if I just wait. Could here some heavy screaming. Someone pounded hard in a room. Kinda erotic vibe so hoped for the last one.
When she came it was a very stubby wide-legged German girl smelling tons of cheap perfume.
Off I went since this place in my opinion is a bust. I don't believe you have good chance to get anything hot in there. If they have a hot girl she will be fully booked anyways, all the time because of the rest. Tragic (but hey if you are into 30 ies MILFs that got lots to grab with this is the place).
Started walking to Royal hoping for something better.
[URL]http://royalgirl.de/[/URL]
OK immediately when you enter it's like another world of quality. The place is huge and well furnished in black leather sofas, dark wooden flooring, high ceilings and 1800th style in architecture. Smelled really great, no tacky perfumes or strong cleaner.
I was impressed by the venue because I like quality of things. My clothing style and jewelry tells the story. And here I felt like "finally a Bordello I could hang out in". Classy!
The Mama was same archetype, short and stubby but bright blond and much friendlier. Smiled and laughed even though English was no go. But I used my German that I could and she got happy and we had fun with me trying to talk.
Then she said it was very busy sadly and only 6-8 girls free, but I can look at them all? Of course I said bring them. The room I sat in for viewing very easily 30-40 sqm nicely decorated.
The lineup was totally different from Kamilla Dee! Here everyone was 18-25 it seemed. Almost everyone had the Teen look and many had pretty faces, smiles, bodies. Even a bit shy and submissive vibe going on here. Very much to my liking.
I really tried to ask each one quickly if they liked 69 or anal and 69 seemed included for most and anal only 1 said yes. However much I tried remembering names (I'm bad at names) a African girl came in with super blond hair (and I even think eye brows, but might be wrong because of the chock). Long, slender and puffy small ball-booty. Not the wide hips I can't stand. And the blondness to her was striking. Never seen that combo in my life. So When she went out the door I didn't know if I must go with her because this was a rare combo of colors to check off my ever decreasing list to do. There were some (usual) stretch markings around her ass like I always see on black women.
However after the Mama came in again and we had another friendly chat I settled on the "second last one" in the line up. She came back in and extras was OWO and Kissing (20€ each of those services). Agreed and Mama came back for her 80€, then 80€ to the girls + 40€ for extras, all in all 200€ for 1 h.
[URL]http://royalgirl.de/Dana/[/URL]
Got a nice kit of bathrobe, towel and new slippers. Also a new tube of shower gel. The girl showed me to the bathroom and it was very clean, smelled great. Like my parents house kinda clean. Took shower and the bathrobe (wish Artemis would have fluffy new bathrobes like this, ye quality is not the best there in my opinion).
Coming back we went to bed and talked a bit first. This girl could easily converse in English. Even though she told me she regret not choosing English in school. She choose French which she never have any use for. Funnily enough her English was with a slight French accent because of this (Did I complain about that? No hell no!
She really snugged up to me and we started kissing and had a wonderful time. Great 69 and doggy and OWO. Not the best in my life but definitely good standards.
The pics on her site is for sure her. All the girls I saw and later looked up on the web page was easily found by images. Of course a little photoshop on images, but generally not much I would say. The girls are real. Dana 110% her on pics.
Her face was pretty for sure. Girlfriend look kinda. Thick nice hair, great smile and eyes. Also very good skin here. With a nice "little-panties" sunburn over her buns. Sexy in my opinion. Very fresh and when kissing she tasted very very different, was a taste / smell I haven't felt in a long while. Couldn't hit the target in memory but it is from some girlfriend in my own teen years. To put it simple: Classy!
Face: 5/10.
For sure fuckable only with a her face.
Body 6/10.
A bit higher than just fuckable. This would be great shapes to dress up in a nice dress and take out on town. Her hair fixed and make-up would make her a good company for sure.
Overall very impressed with the Blond Mamas work and what she accomplished. Without a doubt one of the best Bordellos in Europe if you want more Classy feeling and fresh 'and clean is important for you.
Will for sure _only_ visit this place (until it falls) whenever I need Bordello in Berlin. No point even trying other places if you ask me (and my limited knowledge of Berlin).
Safe and good places in Berlin
Hi, which places do you recommend where it is safe and have fixed prices. I will be in Berlin by end of the month.
I've only had FKKs in Nuremberg that cost 50 euros for 30 minutes.
[QUOTE=Optimist;1909998]Exactly right. In my limited experience in Berlin I found absolutely top rate sessions for between 30 and 50 euros. Sessions of over 100 were to say the least, forgettable.
I never tried escorts. This was because I read many times that the girl who turned up is not recognisable from photo shopped pictures or was not even the same girl.Too much of a gamble in search of "class[/QUOTE]
Mona Club. Shabby and overpriced
After having some very good experiences at a couple of the more reasonably priced brothels in Berlin (Freudenhaus Hase, Klassemodelle in Schillingstrasse) I decided to give Mona Club in Leibnizstrasse a chance. I had not read much about this establishment beforehand but it was very conveniently located in the vicinity of my hotel. I wish I had gone to a more reputable place instead. It turned out to be a waste of money and the worst experience I have ever paid for.
The Mona Club is located above a sex shop in what turned out to be a very decrepit building once I was buzzed in. Most of the mailboxes in the entrance had been broken open and the whole place had a very depressive atmosphere. I was met at the door by a surly man who showed mo into a room and barked "vorstellung" to the ladies. Normally at a parade the girls at least shake your hand and give you the opportunity to ask some questions, but here they kept a strange distance, just peeking into the room and giving their names. None of them seemed happy or friendly, and at this stage I really should have bowed out. But anyway I chose a rather cute young girl and we went to another room. I just wanted a quickly and the price for 20 minutes was 35 euros, which is a on a par with other low cost bordellos. At Klassemodelle 20 minutes with mutual oral sex (without condom) had cost me 40 euro and at Feudenhaus Hase 45 euro (35+10 euro extra for OWO). But at Mona Club it turned out that both OWO and licking pussy were 20-euro extras! So the girl wanted 75 euro for 20 minutes with mutual oral sex. I thought this were too much and decided to forego the OWO. So I paid her 55 euro for 20 minutes with pussy licking. She was very passive and reserved during the whole session and basically just dropped her underwear and then lied down on the bed. Normally I get very turned on by licking a girl, but her passivity and sullenness were too great turn-offs for me and I could not get hard enough to have sex with her. So I masturbated until I got semi-hard and asked her to finish me off with her hand while I played with her breasts. To my surprise she let me come over her stomach and breasts but the whole thing was rather businesslike and unerotic.
None of the girls seemed happy to be in this brothel and when you can have sex in Berlin with so many friendly girls who take pride in giving the client a good experience, there really is no reason to go to a place like Mona Club. The girls I met at Freudenhaus Hase and Klassemodelle were both very bubbly and talkative and those places had a general positive vibe and were a stark contrast to the utter gloom and despondency of the Mona Club.
Long Overdue. Airport girls report
A few months ago I visited Airport Girls on a Sunday. Based on the reviews I was not expecting to much but the price seemed right. It was $80 for all inclusive I took the train to the airport and then walked maybe 400 meters to their location. The location is easy to find and there is a big sign. The entrance is in the back which is odd. I stood up at the main door until someone came out and told me that the entrance was on the back. Their facilities are not that great compared to other places that I tried several years back in Germany. I arrived around 7 pm and there was around 6 girls and they were friendly. They rated between 4 to 7 in my opinion. The one thing they have going for them is that the majority were I would say early twenties. The girls come to you and try to make small talk and try to get you to go with them to the rooms. The sex doesn't happen in public but they have some private and semi-private rooms. The problem with the small talk is that they barely speak any English and it sounded like their German was very broken too (I don't speak German). A few of the Romanian girls spoke Spanish which that was nice. All the sex was very plain vanilla but I like that the girls took their time to talking to me before going to the room. I hit it off with one girl which spoke okay English and after chatting for a while she said if we wanted to go to a room. I need more time to recover from the previous deed and she said that if I wanted we could just go to a room relax and cuddle. I thought that was nice and I enjoyed it. There was point when the girls started a conga line which is was a lot of fun.
Overall, if you want super hot girls then this is not the place to go but this is a good value for your money.
