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[QUOTE=Pip Jaeger; 1508549]Thanks WR, you're a true friend! And, with all sincerity, please give my warmest regards for the Holiday Season to them as well, especially Ms. Fishnet; I'm truly looking forward to spending more time with her.

I wouldn't want you to be too lonely, so sad. So I had a couple of ideas, quite brilliant if I do say so myself old chap! With your girth, you could easily put on the old red suit that's trimmed in white fur (you know the one I mean) and a false white beard. Imagine all the lovely young ladies who would be lining up. I can just see you "bouncing" them on your lap, hahaha. And, knowing your propensity for the kinkier side of our hobby as well as your love of leather, you could even take it to the next level. Find a "team" of ladies and have them slip into some of your harnesses; they could be your "reindeer" with you bringing "up the rear".[/QUOTE]Thanks Pip.

Less of the flaccid dick but more of the kinks and leather would describe me at Christmas LOL Ms Fishnet is horny so someone has to calm her nerves and I suppose it must be as you (and others) are in sex prison. Tough task but I will take one (or more) for the team LOL.

As for playing Santa would need to be a 'adult' one where the elves are dressed appropriately and all those 'bouncing ' on my lap (or something akin to it are over 18! And happy with the 'bend over' part.

See you next year and I will pass on your warm regards to Ms Fishnet after I have passed something else warm to her.

Can someone PM me information about a good low key and not super expensive VD clinic in Cebu?

[QUOTE=David_33;1510715]Can someone PM me information about a good low key and not super expensive VD clinic in Cebu?[/QUOTE]David,

I did PM you. Most Doctors or Medical clinic in Philly will take walk-ins and treat VD without any embarrassment from the staff. Pretty much like walking in with the flu. State your problem and get some anti-biotics. They may want to run some tests for you. Costs are more than reasonable for the visit and lab. You can ask up front what the costs are. Best to make them aware if you have any allergies to anti-biotics.

DG

[QUOTE=David_33;1510715]Can someone PM me information about a good low key and not super expensive VD clinic in Cebu?[/QUOTE]Hi-Precision Labs located on Osmena. As the name states they are a full service medical testing facility and do everything on site. No appointment needed, and usually the test results are ready the same day. HIV takes a lot longer. Awhile back the full spectrum STD tests were around 1000php, not sure if the price is still the same.

Cebu Docs and Chong Hua both have a lot of clinics and docs that do STD checks. Most ask for 300php+ per office visit and another fee for the test. Test results usually take a few days.

[url]https://www.hi-precision.com.ph/branches.do?id=12164[/url]

Thanks for all the help; both PM'd and posted.

[QUOTE=Col Law;1502001]I use STUTECH 3 Road floor Elizebeth mall never let down yet.[/QUOTE]Good call Col Law,

My Mac Pro needed some emergency help and I took it to Stanley at Stutech, great service at reasonable prices. Located in E mall on the third floor, food court level. Stanley is sitting on the far left as you enter his store, trustworthy guy who knows his stuff.

Levdog

[QUOTE=Fifty Pesos; 1513102]Filipinos turn every fuckin holiday into the 4th of July or New Year's Eve. This nation of dangerously brainless pyromaniacs seem to be obsessed with blowing shit up. And far too often, it's children's hands,

[url]http://philippinefailblog.com/&[/url]#9835;.silent-night-holy-&9835;.shit-war-zone/[/QUOTE]Please come and live in Belgium. The new mayor of Antwerpen has ordered that anyone using fireworks will be fined EUR 250. He also declared a number of streets in the center "alcohol free" (again a fine of EUR 250 if you disobey). Of course streetwalkers have long since been exiled and the Red Light District which was once world famous is now a few streets only. The next measure from our enlightened dictator will be to ban all sexual activity unless in missionary position between christian-married man and wife on Saturday evening between 10PM and 10:15PM. Again a fine of EUR 250 will be levied if you do not comply. A telephone number will be manned 24/7 to report on your neighbors.

Fifty Pesos will fit right in here.

Hi Guys I'll be at that bar around the corner from Diplomat later today Friday 6pm in case anyone wants to join me for San Migs. I can't recall the name of the bar but if I heard it I would recall.

[QUOTE=Fifty Pesos; 1515377]Two persons were hit by stray bullets while 19 others suffered various injuries caused by firecracker explosions in Cebu and the Visayas over the Christmas holiday.

In Bohol, three persons were injured by firecrackers, bringing the cases in Central Visayas to 22, which is 35 percent higher than last year. Last year, only one case of stray bullet injuries was recorded in the region.

[url]http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/552955/22-hurt-by-firecrackers-3-by-stray-bullets[/url][/QUOTE]FP,

Seems you failed to read my FR earlier asking you to keep a New Years resolution. And another member suggested same on the main Philippine thread. News of people being hurt / injured / killed by fireworks are all over the world not just Cebu / Bohol.

Please this year give us information we can't find by looking at the same web sites you do. I saw that news as did many others (and many love here) but it really is not worth the bandwidth to FR. Why not include the news about Cayagan and politicians, or the bus driver shot dead in a road rage incident, PNP not being able to trace bullets. All interesting reads for some but nothing to do with mongering.

So can we have good news please from news websites we don't know about?

FYI a good friend visited Green Apple in Ayala this morning and was pleasantly surprised by the service and the price. He had a number of fillings and the dentist (he said) could easily of told him to replace them but he did not and said most were OK, took an X ray and then said come back in 2 years. Very good as he was expecting as a westerner he would face a huge bill.

Another good one I have used is near the Elizabeth hotel, lady dentist and excellent service and prices also.

[QUOTE=Fifty Pesos; 1515377]Two persons were hit by stray bullets while 19 others suffered various injuries caused by firecracker explosions in Cebu and the Visayas over the Christmas holiday.

In Bohol, three persons were injured by firecrackers, bringing the cases in Central Visayas to 22, which is 35 percent higher than last year. Last year, only one case of stray bullet injuries was recorded in the region.

[url]http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/552955/22-hurt-by-firecrackers-3-by-stray-bullets[/url][/QUOTE]The national firecracker injury count has passed 1000, most from banned picolo firecrackers. Although there were two reported cases of injury from ingestion of fireworks / firecrackers. It's a pity that 50pesos is such a troll and loves to post nothing but general news topics, with zero trip reports or monger info. I would like to suggest that Jackson put 50pesos under moderated supervision so he will be forced to post relevent trip reports, instead of his current persona-non-grata.

In other news, there is a new (atleast to me) PNP outpost on the steps on Robinsons Fuente. It's nothing more than a table near the front entrance with a sign on it. Two officers man the table during the afternoon and that keeps the freelancers away from the steps. The puppy sellers have also relocated to the Mercury drug side of Fuente. Once the PNP folds the table and moves on the freelancers come out to play.

Overheard yesterday as I walked by Robinsons Fuente;

Older late 50's gent sitting on the bottom step farthest from the PNP table checking text messages. Two 20yr old freelancers walk up to him.

Filipina#1: Hi Sir (blank) how are you? You look lonely can we join you?

Kano: Sure sit down next to me. (I thought he told the other filipina to sit on the other side of him and later she would sit on top of him LOL but it was noisy) The filipinas LOL and she said "ok na" and sat down. They knew his name and looked low mileage. When they appeared it brought a big smile to his face. Good catch mate, I'm sure you had a nice afternoon delight.

Last week I was at a 7 eleven standing in line and some older gent walks in and ask the clerk with a puzzled face where can he "pass a load"? LOL in any other place that would mean where is your bathroom, but in the Philippines it means his gwapa chatmate is out of load. The clerk told him they sell load recharge cards and asked him what provider he was using but the guy looked flustered and took off. He wandered off outside before I could help him out. Too bad because it sounded to me as if he was being scammed for load.

Let this be a lesson to newbies. When you contact a filipina from a dating site, ask the right questions. Things like when they are available to meet, where are they now? (often the profile says Cebu City but they are now in some other city for work but never bothered to change the dating profile. Ask for their cell number and if you are not sure by looking at the number what cell service provider they are using ask them. Group all filipinas by provider. Sun, Globe, Smart and it will make things easier if you contact them with the same cell service provider that they use.

[QUOTE=Stroker Ace88;1516371]. < SNIP > . Ask for their cell number and if you are not sure by looking at the number what cell service provider they are using ask them. Group all filipinas by provider. Sun, Globe, Smart and it will make things easier if you contact them with the same cell service provider that they use.[/QUOTE]This link might help with the myriad of cell phone prefixes.

[url]http://www.tipidcp.com/viewtopic.php?tid=5465[/url]

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger; 1516168]FYI a good friend visited Green Apple in Ayala this morning and was pleasantly surprised by the service and the price. He had a number of fillings and the dentist (he said) could easily of told him to replace them but he did not and said most were OK, took an X ray and then said come back in 2 years. Very good as he was expecting as a westerner he would face a huge bill.

Another good one I have used is near the Elizabeth hotel, lady dentist and excellent service and prices also.[/QUOTE]Glad your friend went to Green Apple. I had previously highly recommend the place.

Heading to Phils in 2 weeks time and will be in Cebu. Are there any resort style beaches near Cebu City where I can take a girl for the day? I prefer to be based near the malls but am looking for day trips out.

Many thanks.