Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]This bears repeating, especially with High Season approaching:[/QUOTE][B]Oh Shit![/B] here we go again. ROTFLMAO!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]Rule #1: in Pattaya, if a lady loves a man, she gives him money. If a lady takes money from a man, he's a customer.[/QUOTE]Well thank you for this information! If a Thai Girl takes my cum in her pussy, what does that mean? If a Thai Girl lets me blow splooge in her mouth and spits it out, what does that mean? If a Thai Girl lets me ejaculate into her mouth and then swallows my nut, what does that mean? If a Thai girls takes my dick in her ass, what does that mean? If a Thai Girl lets me cum on her face, what does that mean? If you go down on a Thai Girl because you like to eat pussy and you taste her husbands or boyfriends freshly ejaculated semen on your tongue, what that that mean? What does it say about you?

For me the money I give a Thai Girl do do any of the above (except eating the pussy of course) it means I get to met my objective. What is my objective? [B]My objective is to nut[/B]!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276][b]Rule #2[/b]: if you send a lady money after you go home, she will hand it to her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]You know this because all Thai girls who are prostitutes have husbands and boyfriends? Are there no prostitutes who are single?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]The biggest tension in a bargirl's life is dividing money between her boyfriend and her mother.[/QUOTE]This statement is in direct conflict with [B]Rule #2[/B]. This has not been my experience. My experience is that a girl puts her children first. Period. Full Stop!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]Most bargirls have kids back in the village, and the mother takes care of the kids, and gets paid by the bargirl.[/QUOTE]This is some [B]male bovine excrement[/B]! The mother is not getting paid by the daughter sending money. The mother is taking care of her grand children so her daughter can earn money. It is seen as helping the family.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]Even if there are no kids, bargirls support their parents (generally). This provides food for the mother and allows the father to drink all day (generally).[/QUOTE]Who the fuck cares? I don't. Exactly what is your point?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]I'm traveling through Isaan for a couple of weeks, and staying in 4 different villages, but I see this all the time.[/QUOTE]What the fuck? Even if you see it what is significance of what it is you see? Honestly, I don't see your point.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]So, when you meet a bargirl, remember that her goal is to extract your money while doing as little work as possible.[/QUOTE][B]What the fuck? Who told you that?[/B]

That has not been my experience at all. 99% of all the Thai Girls I have been with have straight [I]rocked my world[/I]! Only 1% of the time have I had a bad experience. Even when that is happened [B]The Cmdr[/B] still met his objective.

Need I remind you of my objective!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276] If she is capable, she will work the long game and go for the big bucks. Those ladies who can accompany customers more than 3 days make the most money.[/QUOTE]What the fuck? What is the advantage of going with a customer for longer than three days? Why is three days the [I]magic number[/I]? Why would a girl stop going with a customer if the customer wants to continue to fuck her and pay her for it? What exactly is [I]big bucks[/I]. The daily minimum wage in Pattaya, Thailand is 400 THB / day.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089276]You've been warned.[/QUOTE][B]What exactly have we been warned about[/B]? I pay a prostitute for sexual services. I should care what she does with the money after I pay her? I do not care about what my mechanic does with the money I pay her to maintain / repair my motorbike or automobile? I have a lady that does my laundry. I do not think twice about what she does with the money after I hand it to her.

Please help a [B]International Trick[/B] out with the point of the important rules and lessons of the game in Thailand and answer my questions.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3088736]My main position is there are zero laws forbidding and penalizing prostitution in any way, shape, form or manner in the Thai Penal Code and zero laws in the Prevention and Suppression of Prostitution Act of 1996 forbidding and penalizing the discrete person-to-person solicitation for prostitution by consenting adults anywhere, in or out of any venue, as well as the fulfillment of such an agreement in private quarters and that is why there are no media reports of anyone getting arrested or penalized for those behaviors.[/QUOTE]The above is a run on sentence. I am surprise with all the English language experts we have in this thread speaking to me on the issue that I am the first person to point this out.

[B]Produce a legal opinion in from a member of the bar in Thailand that supports your position.[/B]

There are many reports of individuals getting arrested or penalized for prostitution.

The reason why [I]prostitution establishments[/I] operate successfully is because of [U]selective enforcement[/U].

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3088736]Among consenting adults there are only laws in the Act forbidding and penalizing the [B]overt and shameless in a street or a public place causing a nuisance to the public[/B] solicitation for prostitution and engaging in prostitution [B]in a promiscuous manner[/B].[/QUOTE]Yes, there are. That has been my position the entire time. These are the exact laws that make prostitution illegal in Thailand. In the same way that driving a car without a license in Thailand is Illegal. That speeding in Thailand is illegal.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3088736]For guidance on the former, I might suggest resisting the urge to pull your dick and balls out of your pants on Beach Road or Soi 6 in Pattaya and Soi 4 or Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok during your otherwise discrete person-to-person solicitation for prostitution in order to avoid arrest for it since nobody has ever been arrested for it under less [B]overt and shameless[/B] circumstances.[/QUOTE]This paragraph illustrates why this post in this thread. Meets the definition of stupid.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3088736]And for guidance on the latter, I might suggest resisting the urge to do your fucking and sucking in exchange for money with a consenting adult right there on the sidewalks or streets of Beach Road, Soi 6, Soi 4, Sukhumvit Road and so on since nobody has ever been arrested for it under a less [B]promiscuous manner.[/B].[/QUOTE]More stupidity from [B]EihTooms[/B].

Thailand is full of [I]prostitution establishments[/I]. Visit [B]Soi 6[/B] for the best example of [B]overt and shameless[/B] and [B]in a promiscuous manner[/B]. It is [U]selective enforcement[/U] that allows these [I]prostitution establishments[/I] to operate.

[B]The Prosecution Rests![/B]

SubCmdr doesn't seem to understand what happens to many customers in Pattaya they encounter ladies who are looking for a long term sponsor. This impacts performance several different ways.

Some guys come to Pattaya looking for a girlfriend. So, their goal is to have one lady for the two weeks. However, if the lady is looking for a sponsor, she will make a determination if the customer is going to be a sponsor within 3 days or so. If he fails the test, her performance will suffer. There will be more nights where she fakes sleeping early; she will have her "period"; she will ask for more time to run errands; or she will try to bail.

The boyfriend issue is important on several different levels. The basic level is that some ladies without a boyfriend have a greater incentive to fuck; on the other hand, ladies with boyfriends are often fucked out, and may try to avoid intercourse entirely. There may be nights when they are only in it for drinks, and will tell customers they don't go to the room.

Conversely, ladies with boyfriends have a greater incentive to make money to give to the boyfriend.

Note when I say "boyfriend " I include Tomboys. A large number of ladies go with Tomboys, who they think of as men.

As far as ladies sending money home, SubCmdr doesn't understand the situation entirely. Let me give an example:

A lady works years in Pattaya because her brother is going to university and her mother demands the lady pay. After he finally graduates, the lady is older and doesn't make so much money. Ultimately, he marries and has kids, but never repays the lady. She and her family subsequently live in poverty, but the brother's family thrives. So, the brother's lineage goes on, which is the Thai tradition; the lady is disposable.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089092]You posted "Bargirl Says Black Americans Are The Best". You going to deny that? You going to deny that you backed that up with a video in which she says nothing of the sort? And to make yourself even more silly (being charitable here), offer the video as "proof". If you are, indeed, former LE, you should know that an ADA, AUSA, judge, magistrate, justice of the peace would ROTFLOL at your "proof". But that's ok, because all members of this group laugh at you and your stupidy on a daily basis. Thanks for the laughs.[/QUOTE]Very interesting.

How about enlightening us with some posts about your mongering in Thailand?

Did you get laid last night?

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089386]I call her a "keeper". I actually call 3 or 4 I have like that "giks".[/QUOTE]What do you call a 84 year old who claims to get [I]free pussy[/I] in [B]Thailand[/B]?

I call him a (compound profanity redacted).

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3089473]What do you call a 84 year old who claims to get [I]free pussy[/I] in [B]Thailand[/B]?

I call him a (compound profanity redacted).

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B][/QUOTE]I would call him a dude who discovered a way to satisfy his desires in a way that doesn't require going on the prowl every afternoon or night. Of course, if he was a low-life middle-aged resident of the cesspool of Thailand who thinks getting a ho for 500 baht is a "score". ROTFLMAO.

BTW, nobody gives a flying F what you call him.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089459]Very interesting.

How about enlightening us with some posts about your mongering in Thailand?

Did you get laid last night?[/QUOTE]My last pay for play experience in Thailand was in February, 2025.19 year old very very cute spinner from a bar on Soi Cowboy. Rest of the time was occupied by a couple of giks. They love Grande Centerpoint Terminal 21. The buffet breakfasts there are great, but you learn fast how to fight off the Chinese tourists who load up like they haven't eaten in a month.

Unlike some posters, I don't feel the need to report when I got laid. Nobody gives a shit, in case you were not aware of that. Kowjai mai.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3089459]Did you get laid last night?[/QUOTE]Actually I did! One of my regulars (the best sexual performer on my roster) came by. Showed up in a body con mini dress with a her black thong stringy lace panties. Did I mention she has the best ass I have ever seen on a Thai Girl? She spent about 4 hours with me. No clock. My time runs out when I get tired of her or I run out of beer for her. I thought three large domestic bottles would do it but I actually need four. Did [B]The Cmdr[/B] meet his objective? Yes!

[U]in order of performance[/U]

DFK DATY; 4 x 4; DATY; BBBJ; legs up / spread missionary; BBBJ; legs up / spread missionary; Straddling missionary (objective met); cuddling; clean up; back to the table for more beer.

[U]Supplies[/U]

Three large domestic bottles; One Can; Snacks; Cold Cut plate (purchased and prepared myself); my gift to her; taxi fare.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3089411]The above is a run on sentence. I am surprise with all the English language experts we have in this thread speaking to me on the issue that I am the first person to point this out.

[B]Produce a legal opinion in from a member of the bar in Thailand that supports your position.[/B]

There are many reports of individuals getting arrested or penalized for prostitution.

The reason why [I]prostitution establishments[/I] operate successfully is because of [U]selective enforcement[/U].[/QUOTE]Since nobody has ever produced a legal opinion from a member of the bar in Thailand that states in plain language that Smiling While Driving is legal in Thailand, [B]SubCmdr[/B] can now be spotted as the only motorcyclist in Thailand driving in a Serpentine zig zag pattern to avoid getting nabbed or gunned down by the Thai police on the mean streets of Jomtein Beach when his passenger is his favorite massage lady and she unintentionally says something to make him smile.

Stay out of his way. He'll have to zig zag all over Thailand for a very long time until he finds a hideout from the coppers that he is certain has never been the site of a discussion about exchanging sex for money between consenting adults because he thinks he'll get nabbed or gunned down for "congregating" there too.

Maybe someday we will read all about it in the Bangkok Post when [B]SubCmdr[/B] becomes the first consenting adult customer in the history of Thailand to be arrested for having that discussion with a consenting adult prostitute. And then the first consenting adult customer to get arrested for actually getting his nut in exchange for money in whatever "prostitution establishment" he had to congregate in to do it.

My post:

[QUOTE]That is a puzzling conclusion similar to the one everybody in Winger Media makes about Trump and almost everybody in Mainstream Media makes about him; that he is interested in and trying to Make America Great, interested in and trying to accomplish positive results for the USA economy, the American people, world peace and starving children everywhere.[/QUOTE][B]SubCmdr's[/B] response:

[QUOTE]Damn bro! Another one of your infinite run on sentences.

A run-on sentence occurs when two or more independent clauses are joined[b] without proper punctuation or conjunctions[/b], making the text difficult to read. There are two primary types: fused sentences, where clauses are merged [b]with no punctuation, and comma splices, where clauses are separated only by a comma.[/b][/QUOTE]I count 1 semicolon, 3 commas and a period in my statement [B]SubCmdr[/B] quoted above.

Anybody else?

Just checking again to see how far behind in reading and comprehending the plain language and definition of things [B]SubCmdr[/B] is or has fallen compared to the rest of us.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;3089538]Since nobody has ever produced a legal opinion from a member of the bar in Thailand that states in plain language that Smiling While Driving is legal in Thailand, [B]SubCmdr[/B] can now be spotted as the only motorcyclist in Thailand driving in a Serpentine zig zag pattern to avoid getting nabbed or gunned down by the Thai police on the mean streets of Jomtein Beach when his passenger is his favorite massage lady and she unintentionally says something to make him smile.

Stay out of his way. He'll have to zig zag all over Thailand for a very long time until he finds a hideout from the coppers that he is certain has never been the site of a discussion about exchanging sex for money between consenting adults because he thinks he'll get nabbed or gunned down for "congregating" there too.

Maybe someday we will read all about it in the Bangkok Post when [B]SubCmdr[/B] becomes the first consenting adult customer in the history of Thailand to be arrested for having that discussion with a consenting adult prostitute. And then the first consenting adult customer to get arrested for actually getting his nut in exchange for money in whatever "prostitution establishment" he had to congregate in to do it.[/QUOTE]Good to see your mood has improved and you have pivoted from writing about legal issues you know nothing about to satire.

Sorry the [B]International Mother Fuckers[/B] were messing up the program on the Bangkok Streets. Meet you over in the [B]American Politics[/B] section for more back and forth.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089504]I would call him a dude who discovered a way to satisfy his desires in a way that doesn't require going on the prowl every afternoon or night.[/QUOTE]Hats off if that is what you actually do in Thailand. But the majority of your posts (you still have a low post count by the way) are trolling attempts to make me look bad. Now, if that what smokes your shorts you go a head and it keep at it. You need to raise you post count anyway. We can keep up this back in forth in order to do it.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089504]Of course, if he was a low-life middle-aged resident of the cesspool of Thailand who thinks getting a ho for 500 baht is a "score". ROTFLMAO.[/QUOTE]If a [B]International Trick/Sexpat[/B] is meeting his objective by paying 500 THB then why the hate. There was just a post in the Pattaya Thread about [U]Lips Lounge[/U]. Actual sexual services were 500 THB. Don't see you saying anything negative about him.

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3089520]Ladies are not lookers but service skills are good and value for money. As SubCmdr rightly says the objective is to NUT. Total Expenses - 725 THB.[/QUOTE]From [B]Pattaya Reports[/B].

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089504]BTW, nobody gives a flying F what you call him.[/QUOTE]So now you speak for all posters. You do realize that is the [I]same same[/I] about me when you go off on your hate tirades.

[B]ROTFLMO![/B]

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089507]Unlike some posters, I don't feel the need to report when I got laid. Nobody gives a shit, in case you were not aware of that. Kowjai mai.[/QUOTE]That is where you are wrong.

[QUOTE][b]The purpose of ISG is to share information on having sex with girls[/b][/QUOTE][B]International Tricks[/B] come here looking for information (not this thread but the others like [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] and [B]Bangkok Reports[/B]. In other words: THEY BE LOOKIN 4 THA HOES!.

They care about information about [I]prostitution establishments[/I]. They care about where I sourced my prostitute, the services my prostitute provided and the amount I paid my prostitute. Something I provide on a routine basis. If posted about every time I met my objective, I wouldn't have any time to do anything else. I only post about the encounters that are my highlights.

[U]It should be noted[/U]

I have never seen a post where someone claims because he paid 10 times more than me (5000:1000 for a bar fine and 4000 for [I]Long Time[/I]) that when they met their objective that it was qualitatively superior. Hell, I have paid that amount and even though I met my objective twice. That was still 2500/ nut. Well over my base payment of 1500/ nut. Throughout my life I have never cared what individuals think of me. If they are not paying me or sucking my dick I don't have to be concerned about them at all!

[B]The Cmdr is ballin like mother fuckin pro[/B]

All prices in THB.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089504]Of course, if he was a low-life middle-aged resident of the cesspool of Thailand who thinks getting a ho for 500 baht is a "score". ROTFLMAO.[/QUOTE]This post says a lot. This individual thinks Thailand is a [I]cesspool[/I]. Begs the question: Why does he visit Thailand?

If he has something to say about a individual paying 500 THB then he hasn't been here enough to understand the value of the Thai Baht. I have never offered a girl 500 THB. Whenever I have paid that amount that is what the girl asked for. If a [B]International Trick[/B] is offered [I]Short Time[/I] or [I]BBBJCIM[/I] for 500 THB are they suppose to pay more because the 84 year old, low post count, tagreplacement5} make a [I]sarky[/I] comment?

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089507]My last pay for play experience in Thailand was in February, 2025.19 year old very very cute spinner from a bar on Soi Cowboy. Rest of the time was occupied by a couple of giks.[/QUOTE]Over 18 months since he has last been in Thailand and yet the 84 year old, low post count, tagreplacement8} has something to say to me?

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

Bragging about free sex while talking his [B]male bovine excrement[/B] about other posters who are actually providing [I]boots on the ground[/I] experiences and information about [U]prostitution establishments[/U] in Thailand.

Get the fuck out of here!

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089507]My last pay for play experience in Thailand was in February, 2025.19 year old very very cute spinner from a bar on Soi Cowboy. Rest of the time was occupied by a couple of giks. They love Grande Centerpoint Terminal 21. The buffet breakfasts there are great, but you learn fast how to fight off the Chinese tourists who load up like they haven't eaten in a month.

Unlike some posters, I don't feel the need to report when I got laid. Nobody gives a shit, in case you were not aware of that. Kowjai mai.[/QUOTE]The point of reports about getting laid for money is to assist other mongers. I guess you don't want to do that. Or you aren't getting laid.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;3089507]My last pay for play experience in Thailand was in February, 2025.19 year old very very cute spinner from a bar on Soi Cowboy. Rest of the time was occupied by a couple of giks. They love Grande Centerpoint Terminal 21. The buffet breakfasts there are great, but you learn fast how to fight off the Chinese tourists who load up like they haven't eaten in a month.

[B]Unlike some posters, I don't feel the need to report when I got laid. Nobody gives a shit, in case you were not aware of that. Kowjai mai[/b].[/QUOTE]Merely "not giving a shit" would be a relief. The greater downside is when the dudes boast about getting laid with P4P ladies for around 500 baht ST or 1500 baht LT, much less for free. Just imaging what those grannies or trannies must look like engaging in the sexual antics those dudes then admit to having with them is enough to put me off having sex with anyone for an hour or two.

I mean, to each his own. But it certainly makes sense that some of those dudes beg the rest of us to describe who and how we fucked recently. The desire to wipe out their latest visual data from their memory and replace it with something, anything else must be intense.