Walking dripping disaster
[QUOTE=CaliPro;1600398]Pulled from another forum I am active on, so apologies for unfamiliar names and terminology. I was in Cebu for alittle more than 2 weeks before going to Dumaguete.
Update.
In Cebu atm. Bad thing was I missed my flight from Manila here and had to buy another ticket (100 USD). Staying right down the road from Mango at Sampanguita Suites. Place doesn't look as good as the pictures. Rather old, no central a / see, uncomfortable bed, etc. Contemplated getting another hotel but decided to suck it up. Got fucked twice for booking whole hotel stay in advance. Smh.
So, when I got here I singled out about 4 girls I wanted to see. I've been waiting till late at night to try and set up dates and it has been a disaster. All sorts of reasons and complications. For example last night the girl lived out in the sticks and couldn't find a taxi at that time of night. Anyways the second night I meet up with this one girl who is at the club with her friend and friends foreign husband. Had a hard time trying to figure out how much she was into me and her dtfness. While I'm dancing with her I see another girl I have on my fb, a hot 18 year old and notice she recognizes me. Later the girl I met tells me they have to leave. So I go and run into the 18 year old. We talk and dance. She is very flirty and I get the makeout. At this moment I know its a wrap and she even ask me if I am ready to leave. Girl 1 in the books. Past couple of days my date planning fell through and I had to go out alone.
J Ave is a complete working girl house on the week days. 95% of the girls in there are working. I hear it gets alot more regular girls on the weekends. Been here a few times during the week. Haven't really opened any girls beside the one I already knew from online. Usually just go in there and check out the scene then bounce to Holic. Jave would be good at the very least to fuck around, flirt, and dance with girls dressed like strippers LOL I get the feeling shoring here is much easier than Manila. Not sure the 18 is a pro or not but she didn't mention any money. I think she has a sponsor though.
After about 5 years of traveling it finally happened, I was robbed. These fucking kids did the textbook bump into you move and stole my cell phone out of my pocket. Took me just long enough to realize what happened for them to run off. This happened in between the 7/11 and Sampanguita Suites. Luckily it was my S2 and not my S4. For some reason I can't get a sim to work for my S4. I thought all new phones in Korea came unlocked now, WTF? Need to try a different network sim on it. Went to a girls hotel last night and as I was walking back to my hotel I heard a girl screaming and found out her purse was snatched. Got to be very careful around this area (Mango / RobinsonsFuente).
For day time I've just been relaxing / sleeping in late and studying. Haven't done any day dates. For night time I am going to have to switch up how I've been doing things. Fuck this waiting until 8-11 pm to try and set up a date. I have to start setting up dates earlier in the day and for the next day. Current strategy has been a complete fail. Granted I am being alittle picky. Luckily night time has came through for me with minimal effort.
Need to go check out Mo2 tonight. Heard it is jumping on the weekends.
There is a fuck load of foreigners here in Cebu. Tons of white guys, tons of Koreans. Fucking ladyboys will follow you down the street outisde Mango. Annoying cunts.
Speaking of that, the girl that I met at the club on my second night who left with her friends, well we went out again last night and they invited me back to their hotel room. I was thinking 3 some but sadly the other girl passes out rather quick. I was contempt with my chick as she has an incredible body! She was giving me alot more IOIs last night than the first night. Laying on the bed she says she is going to sleep and I spin her around and start to make out with her. Fuck her right beside the other bed of her sleeping friend LOL.
Good night.
What started out as a shitty night with one girl flaking turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
Was suppose to meet a girl at 10 in front of my hotel however didn't hear from her until 4 am and surprise surprise she said she feel asleep. Anyways decide to use this free night to hit up a few clubs by SM Mall. First up was MO2. Taxi from Mango by the way is 80-110 p. MO2 is like a huge entertainment complex. Has a massive outdoor area with its own dance floor that plays a mix of regular and live music. Also there is a club there as well however its could stand to be a bit bigger. On weekends its packed to the gills. Stayed here for a little bit then decided to bounce to M16. Rode on the back of a scooter for the first time.
Many people don't know about M16 but it is beside Las Vegas KTV and to enter you need to go to the backside of the building. This place is not very big but was big enough to have some options and move around freely. At MO2 there were very minimal foreigners, maybe 5 total. At M16 I was the only white foreigner. Last night was the first time I felt like I was in Latin America. Had girls staring hard, touching me as I walked past, wanting to take pictures with me, people opening me, and dancing up on me.
My status was very high at M16 as people are going to notice you as soon as you walk in. After two rounds you will have the club on notice. I go grab a beer and have to dodge a gay guy and his girl friend. They like jump at me on the dance floor LOL. One girl in particular catches my attention. Pinay with dyed blonde hair. She is staring hard. As I am positioned near them her guy friend comes up and says someone wants to meet me. I am like alright. Go other there and we chat and dance for awhile. Later I do my patented "lets go get something to eat". This time I was actually hungry so I stopped at a jolibee. Took her back to the hotel and capped off a good night.
I only got about 7 more nights here. I have 1 girl that I met briefly at a club who I had already added on fb. She was there with a group of older foreigners so I assume she will be a given. Her body is fucking smoking too. Quality here for me has been great. Need to assign a girl for each of my remaining days. Really like the diversity of Cebu and I have still yet to go to about 3 areas (IT Park, Mactan, Banilad ect).
I got to stop raw dogging all these girls. Had some pre cum last night, pulled out before but wiped the tip etc then went back in. Probably shouldn't have done that. Now I'm paranoid. Think I'll strap up from now on.
Went to Ayala Mall last night. The terraces are nice. Had one of my girls meet me but she came dressed in short tight jean shorts and some revealing top. Made me uncomfortable walking around with her dressed like that smdh.
It's important here to keep track of your lies. Told a girl last night I went to Bohol. Then she asked me where and I forgot I said I was already there and my dumb ass goes I don't know yet my friend planned the trip. LOL.
Just booked 3 nights in Tagbilaran City / Bohol / Alona Beach. Will spend the 24th, 25th, and 26th there then return back to Cebu for my final 2 nights before setting off to Dumaguete. Plan on renting a moto to get around the island. Alittle nervous as I've never rode one before. Hopefully I will manage with an automatic.
Tagbilaran City has a population around 100 k. I need to pipeline a bit and figure out the nightlife for the city and Alona beach.
Got a fine ass girl from Cebu visiting her family in Bohol and was worried I wouldn't be able to see her but this solves that.
If I can get 2 girls plus enjoy the beach and see the other tourist sites it will be money well spent.
Cover just got blown the fuck up with two of the girls I'm fucking. Girl wants to go to Jave. I take her to two other clubs in mango. Still wants to go and I'm like fuck it I don't think other girl will be coming out. Get there and see other girls friends who immediately text other girl letting her know who I'm there with. I get a text saying you are there with a hooked. Her friend tells me girl is on the way there. I'm trying to leave and girl I'm with says she is going to stay longer, immediately I see other girl and her friend. Who ignore me. Then girl I'm there with says oh that's why you didn't want to come. At this point I'm like fuck and walk out. Shit is blown with both girls I'm sure. It's ok as I'm leaving Cebu for 3 days and will return on Friday for two nights. Guess I'll go out solo for one and invite a new girl from online. Fuck I really hate drama like tonight. Damn knew I shouldn't have goon to Jave.
Here in Tagbilaran City. Now this is some real Philippines shit. Well until you cross over to pangalo Island / alona beach where all the foreigners are / stay. Noticing the girls here having nice asses.
Need to lock down a moto rental today.
This moto is harder to use than I thought. Need to get use to the acceleration and turning. The thought of me driving that thing in anything bigger than a village in the Philippines scares me. Fml.
I can't ride this moto here. Shit is too dangerous. Would be alright if it was in America and people stayed in an orderly line and behind you. Here you have a thousand cars, motos, and peti cabs weaving in and out of traffic, cutting in front of people left and right, etc etc. Can't do this shit. Not here any ways.
Need to figure out what is the deal for tonight. Haven't pipped this city. Not sure on the clubs although I'm assuming everything in alona is all foreign scene.
Well dumb ass girl for last night tells her friend she fucked me. Then her friend tells the other girl I was fucking. She message me saying that girl is prostitute and that I fucked her without condom and she probably has infection now because of me. Pretty much cussed me out and told me she hates me.
I'm a dumbest for fucking them without condom. Feel bad if I gave her something. Which I'm sure I did as I have something. Condom from now on unless it's my gf.
Went to Chocolate Hills yest. It was damaged pretty good from the earthquake but you can still get good pictures if your willing to disregard the do not pass signs and walk on the ruble to get to where the main observation deck was.
Dick has been leaking white shit and hurting for the last 3 days. Looked online to see what medicine I needed and went to the pharmacy today and got the pills I needed. Wondering if I should drink tonight. Got a hot girl meeting me to go out. Not even sure if I can fuck her with these complications. Never fucking without a condom again. Fuck this shit.
I will drop a mini sheet on Bohol / Tagbilaran tomorrow or the next day.
I can't even begin to tell you how depressed I am that I am not going to be able to fuck this girl tonight.
Fuck what about the girls I got lined up for Fri and Sat.
Jesus.
Had an awesome last night in Tagbilaran. Met the girl from FC at BQ Mall. We went and got something to eat. First time I had someone on my moto, felt weird at first. Praying I didn't get into an accident LOL. After dinner I asked her to take me to a chill spot by the river / ocean. She takes me to a pier which is a pretty cool / chill spot. Its the pier to the right of the bridge going towards Pangloa / Alona. Hangout there for awhile and she says we should go check out the Hinagdanan Cave.
We head that way and ask some people for directions. Fairly easy from Tagbilaran. The guy tells us its closed and there won't be any lights. I am like fuck it say lets go check it out anyways. Get there and can't really tell where the cave is at first. Its dark and creepy at night with a shit load of dogs barking up a storm. After looking around the cave entrance was right in front of us. Looks like a fenced in grave site at night. Luckily the girl has a good flashlight on her phone. I jump over the fence and tell her to come on. She is reluctant and I have to keep prodding her and finally get her to jump over the fence. Cave is kinda step steps, and bats where flying above and around our heads. She was freaking out and saying something repeatedly in Cebuana LOL I had to keep pulling her forward as she wanted to go back. I was laughing pretty good the whole time. Get to the end and its a pretty cool little underground cave. Hot / humid as shit though.
We don't stay long and off we go to Club Atmosphere / MetroCentro Hotel. Pretty good crowd last night. Like the other night I was the only young foreigner in there and was getting many stares. Had one group of girls keep dancing right in front of me looking obviously at me and making those noises of damn he is hot. While I was with my girl. Thought it was amusing. Making my girl alittle jealous, so it worked out good. We danced and drank for about 2 hours. She was a pretty good dancer and knew how to grind a dick. I sipped on a coke for most the night but had one beer towards the end of the night. Hope that didn't fuck up my antibiotics. Dick stopped leaking white shit though so hopefully its working.
As I mentioned earlier I was planning on taking her to her house after as I was not sure if I should fuck with a sore dick and it leaking an all. However in the club she made out with me hard core and really had me depressed about not taking her back to my hotel as she was obviously DTF. Even still I held strong to my plan to not take her to my hotel. Get outside and I get on my moto and ask where does her aunt live and if its far. She starts telling me and I am like ok get on and all of a sudden she starts making out with me hard core. Its obvious she wants the dick and at this point I wilt and say alright you can stay with me but we got to wake up early as I got a ferry to catch. Get her back to the hotel. I go straight to the bathroom to take away the toilet paper I have wrapped around my dick. Clean shit off and go out the room. She goes in the restroom and I start looking for my condom and lube. Can't find the lube but get my condom. Comes out and undresses and lays down. Doesn't throw herself on my like I expected. I have to pull her to me and from there its a wrap. She was quite lively in bed. Pretty vocal, that shit turns me on. Dick didn't hurt or anything. So glad I decided to take her to my hotel.
Cebu has came through in the quality department. Manila wasnt bad but it doesn't compare to Cebu. Fucked most of the the girls I singled out before I got here. Night dates like always are money. I've fucked every girl I've went on a date with expect one which I could tell she was a good girl and didn't even try. Got two more nights in Cebu then its off to Dumaguete. Got two new girls lined up for tonight and tomorrow. Thinking about going to check out Barcode in Banilad tonight. Then maybe Lotus in Lapu tomorrow.
This texted at the time we were suppose to meet as I was in the taxi. Then I don't hear from her until like 12 am. After an hour waiting (was in Internet caf) I send her a text asking does she enjoy making guys drive to meet her and having them wait forever only for her to ditch them. At 12 she sends a text saying her battery is low and that she is in a restaurant with her sister. WTF smdh.
1) so your battery is still alive yet you can't send a text an hour ago?
2) why would you not go meet at the place we decided when she knew I was on the way?
Went to the club and was so annoyed I just left. I got to wake up early anyway to catch the bus to Dumaguete.
My reporting from Cebu stopped here.
Cebu Final Thoughts.
Do not stay at Sampanguita Suites. Place is a little too much of a dive. I'd recommend staying the budget (by hotel standards) chain hotel right by Ayala whose name escapes me right now.
MO2 is a great place to enjoy the night.
Be careful at Mango Square if you are seeing multiple girls. You will more than likely be outed if they are party girls. Also, be careful of the fucking little thieves in the area. Secure your phone and wallet when around a group of street kids, they will pull the bump into you technique.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info on Bohol. The rest sounds like you are a ffing walking dripping disaster! By choice.
Tourist vissa extension in Cebu
This is a subject that pops up every now and then especially when some idiot (aka tourist) overstays and / or forgets that 31 days is not 30 days and he / she is an overstayer and at the mercy of the immigration personnel.
In Cebu (and I only speak for Cebu. Hence I FR in the Cebu thread) if you need an extension to the basic 30 day visa you get on arrival you can go and get another 29 days at the BI office in J Mall in Mandaue (AS Fortuna Street).
[URL]http://www.philstar.com/cebu-news/2014/05/17/1324206/new-immigration-office-now-open[/URL]
The office is on the 2nd floor, near Samsung (if you go to the Samsung outlet and look down the corridor you will see it).
Go to the left hand BI office and get the form, fill it in correctly with the picture (passport size with a white background), then follow the procedure while paying PHP 3140.
It is returned the next day said the nice lady at the counter. But you must apply for it at least 7 days before the 30 day visa expires I was told.
Attire: it says on the BI web site 'formal' but lots of guys there in shorts and shorts, some jeans and flip flops (PJ control yourself! But always best to look reasonable and not a slob IMHO (no comments please).
Easy to find JMall. Ask any taxi driver. F driving yourself one way is to go pat BT and Country Mall in Banilad, turn right by the next flyover (that is A Fortuna), drive down to the end going past Tavolata, Orchana Suites until JMall appears on your left (in a shade of blue).
Another thing: if you extend past 6 months best read the huge sign in the BI Office about what you need to do (document wise plus fees) before you leave the country. Cracking down on overstayers it seems. Seems for many this news is not common knowledge unless you read the BI website and very few people do that.
