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After checking in my bags to fly out of BKK, what is a good place near by (don't want to travel more than 15min) for a nice going away massage/FS? I saw La Defense while going towards the airport, will this be my only bet? Any help would be much appreciated. And I will post my FR.Mal
For fecks sake Mick, is there any soapy in Bangkok you don't know????Everytime you come back with a reply to somebody's "Has any body tried/heard of ......." post it cracks me up. If I hadn't met you, the picture I would have would be some non-descript small man, bottle-end glasses and bow tie who works as professor emeritus at the University of Bangkok in the Department of Soapies or the like.Of course, you are in reality "hansum man" dedicated to his hobby and sharing of knowledge to the less informed. Brilliant.Cheers fur noo!Sonic
Was in BKK for 2 days. Stayed at Amari Atrium, not far from so many parlours. . Visited Catherine about 5pm. Same as all other previous visits, this is got to be the most hectic parlour in all Thailand. Almost all Thai clients, in and out non stop. The lobby hall was packed all the time. And the better workers get snached by customers before return to fish bowl, or all pre-booked.I sat in the lounge looking for so long, and there were a few doable ones, but all booked or went straight with next customer. Finally I gave a papasan 200 and told him to show me some slender cuties. After some time, he grabbed someone just returned from a session, and showed her to me. Nice small frame, doable, price 2900 from sideline, no surcharge, we went. I think Catherine workers all have a very heavy work load, it was 7 pm when I enter the room, the girl had 4 sessions already, I was the fifith one by 7PM.Very mechanical bbbj, and I failed to get hard, because the atitude was mechanical as well as technics, ended up having a hand job, out of the room in 45 min.Catherine is a mostly bbbj shop, I think most girls will do bare bj, but from all my previous experinces, the workers are very tired from the work load, all Thai guys do 2 shots, so 4 guy before me, thats 8 shots before me. And from all my experiences here, most girls are quite tired looking, or show no interest in sex, just a routine type of establishment.Catherine too hectic and mechanical for my taste.
[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]For fecks sake Mick, is there any soapy in Bangkok you don't know????Everytime you come back with a reply to somebody's "Has any body tried/heard of ......." post it cracks me up. If I hadn't met you, the picture I would have would be some non-descript small man, bottle-end glasses and bow tie who works as professor emeritus at the University of Bangkok in the Department of Soapies or the like.Of course, you are in reality "hansum man" dedicated to his hobby and sharing of knowledge to the less informed. Brilliant.Cheers fur noo!Sonic[/QUOTE]"Feck" is scottish for "fuck" or are you just being polite? :)Well I mean to get to them all in the end. I'm determined.But fortunately he picked out one of the good but lesser known places. Its just located a bit out of the way but is getting quite popular with Thais.But have yet to get to:Annies, Chai Lai, Ida, Helen, Venus, Takara, Ocean, V2 Visa, Viva Huyin, PP Entertainment at Theparak, Chavala 3, and all of the MPs west of the Chaopraya river. Might tkae another year to knock em all off.There are also a lot of places that I have visited but not gone upstairs with a girl.Some of these are popular places.Its hard to believe I have not yet been upstairs at Colonze 1 or 2, or Nancy. Just need to arrive at the right time when one of the good lookers is available. These places have too many customers!Its great to have a look at new places to become more aware of the best options.Can you believe that for many years I basically went to The Thermae, Chavala 2, Chao Phya 2, J One, Mona Lisa, and eventually New Cleopatra, and Nataree up to about 3 years ago.After reading the forum I started branching out and tried Poseidon, Plaza, De Lila and Tarawadee.The remainder have all been in the last year ro so.
[QUOTE=RCA Knight]Was in BKK for 2 days. Stayed at Amari Atrium, not far from so many parlours. . Visited Catherine about 5pm. Same as all other previous visits, this is got to be the most hectic parlour in all Thailand. Almost all Thai clients, in and out non stop. The lobby hall was packed all the time. And the better workers get snached by customers before return to fish bowl, or all pre-booked.<cut>[/QUOTE]Why go to Catherine? You know what to expect.Why not try a SL girl at Utopia? Not upstairs! Just to side of FB. Expensive but I have had fantastic experiences there every time (may have just got lucky with chemistry). BBBJ and Tit massage in the bath seems to be standard.or Gold Star girls at Long Beach?, or try Selene? or Nataree? or Copa Cabana? Don't go for the so called "Models" upstairs. They are often the lazy ones as you found so often! I have yet to find a "model" class girl that was really good.Notice I recommend the girls a class just above the basic fish bowl but without going to the upstairs classes.I have a lot of luck with 2nd tier girls at almost every establishment. As you seem to have bad luck with higher price categories, its time to change something.I don't notice much change in standard of the service compared to years ago from Fishbowl or 2nd tier girls. Maybe there are less really good lookers to choose from.I never tried the higher model classes years ago, so cannot comment if they have got worse or not, but I find them to be too much of a gamble.I would like to see pics of some of the Chinese girls you have previously said are so attractive in China Saunas, because I would go to China if I thought there was something good there. I don't go for plumpish Chinese nor those with roundish faces. I like a a narrow face like Jennifer Garner, Adriana Lima, or Tyra Banks.Adriana:[url]http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/models_sd5.jpg[/url] Didn't see many really pretty girls when was in Guangzhou too. Met Miss China at the Luhu Golf Club but looked she like a LB to me (very tall and straight figure - no curves).
having realised that there weren?t much going during songkran for the pursuit of this hobby, i decided to try something else this time. when i started this hobby 4 months ago, i had a list of things to try; mps/soapies, bj bars, go-go bars, cafes, fls, bbs and non p4p. sadly i have only achieved mps so far. now i wanted something quick and simple. enter the bj bar; the likes of sol and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]?s.when i got to the mouth of soi 8 for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] (note i assumed it was open), there were the gangs of roisterers at the both sides of the soi armed with pneumatic guns, pistols and pink and yellow buckets, and me with a state-of-the-art motorola triband mobile phone, hoping by showing it, i would escape the splash. but no!when i found the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] sign in a sub soi, i was already soaked from head to toe. i noticed a group of girls lurking in the sub soi as well. do i go through the gauntlet and only find the place closed, and walk back through the gauntlet again? nope.i retreated with my wet tail between my wet legs, and walked back to my hotel to change. my attempt was yet again dashed in the midst of this arrant nonsense (oops).now what? kocho ran at soi 33/1this is one of the alternatives to sazanka, i.e scrub and massage with various slimy liquids. before i got to bkk, i had checked the location in their website. it is difficult to find the entrance first as it is obscured by the shop signs around it. the map indicates it is on 3f of a building next to a pub, but when i walked up the stairs to 1f landing, there were no more stairs to go up to. ummm?while i was trying to solve this conundrum, the mama san (or more like a cleaning lady) appeared from nowhere, inviting me into a well air-conditioned room. in front of me was some 10 meter bar counter. this is a bl**dy bar, not an mp. (is this a rip off hostess bar?) a barman handed me the menu (i was a little scared to look inside), showing a number of different massaging services and the photos of the available girls. i chose kaori from a small list of 2. the barman-cum-papa san offered me a glass of ice tea and asked me to wait. i wanted to go to gents, so the mama san-cum cleaning lady showed me the way. warning! when you stand at the urinal, mind the propellers especially you have long hair (you will see what i mean, if you go in there). kaori came and took me upstairs to a room. there was some inexplicable tension between us thus far. she asked me to take the clothes off. i took off shoes, socks and shirts in this order, and when i pull the trousers half way down, i realized that i was not wearing underwear. she was ever watchful of my movement, and did not miss the fact that i did not have any underwear on. i tried to explain, like i got drenched with this songkran nonsense and did not have any dry underwear to wear?a feeble excuse, but true. she burst out laughing. it was a great ice-breaker. from then on, she was very chatty and cheerful. she even teased me saying with her limited english (pretending her arm as my dick) that my dick won?t be in situ and moving around everywhere inside the trousers. we had a good laugh at that at my expense. anyway she took me to shower and washed my already rampant unit with a wry smile.she was an ardent masseuse and gave me a thorough massage. thinking back now, in this mp business, seemingly simple and straightforward, there must be well thought out and well timed process in order to build up the atmosphere for the intended effect. this is what she would do, or did:step 1/ with her well trained massaging skills, your muscles become flaccid, and you feel relaxed.step 2/ with lotions, she gives more sensual massage focusing on your inside part of your thigh, brushing your balls occasionally, and then your bum and the bum crack, giving you a titillating ar.step 3.1/ the light dimmed, you facing up now, she applies a plenty of lotion to your dick and stroke it softly with one hand while with the other, she gently squeezes the balls, and probes a finger into your rectum.step 3.2/ as your dick fully erect, she moves her upper body close to you and blow warm air to your neck area, and her tits brushing your chest. you try to seek her lips but she won?t let you. your hand roams around her waist and goes inside her knickers, but find it tightly protected. not deterred by this, you continue searching for whatever your finger is expecting to find in there.step 3.3/ you cannot hold it back any longer, and you blow the load. she teases the dick head with your own liquid. this gives tingling feeling. i cannot describe this sensation.step 4/ she takes you to shower and wash you clean.btw, she said she came from the north near cm, and has a child. the child?s father disappeared when she got pregnant with him. in terms of her looks, she has this broad nose, and thick lips. i would give her 5 at most but she is not ugly. talking of her lips, i couldn?t help asking if she would do bj. she said simply it is ?dangerous?. would she do the special, to which she answers she cannot in this place because this is the house rule. umm.i will definitely repeat this place, but i must remember 2 things: 1) not to wear underwear and 2) mind the propellerschok dee[size=-2][b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]click here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
Mick Licker is definitely the Boswell of Bangkok. Mick, thank you for sharing your encyclopedic knowledge of Bangkok massage parlors. Your powers of observation and your ability to record all the details are amazing. We all owe you a debt of gratitude. I'll be in Bangkok in late July, and if you're around, I'll buy you dinner.Canyon
[QUOTE=Canyon]Mick Licker is definitely the Boswell of Bangkok. Mick, thank you for sharing your encyclopedic knowledge of Bangkok massage parlors. Your powers of observation and your ability to record all the details are amazing. We all owe you a debt of gratitude. I'll be in Bangkok in late July, and if you're around, I'll buy you dinner.Canyon[/QUOTE]O.K. You're on. I plan to be around end of July. I have enjoyed your Soapy reports. There were many places you got to before me.I'm definitely not a "Boswell". Not at all well organised in general. I don't use paper, because I would lose it. But I am capable of capaturing information in my laptop. Thats it!
In the last days, I wanted to try Orchid Massage in soi 31. Allured by the web site, that promised the moon, I went there rather early. Obviously it was not to hope seeing a lot of girls. A few girl, it was only to be expected and therefore I can't complain. I complain instead, and very much too, of the service. Mama-san shows me a men?, written in English, that was very limitative: thai massage, oil massage and aroma massage. There were also some sheets, written only in Japanese, and since I can read a few words in that language, I have seen that there was the offer of other options (two or three girls, balls massage) too. I pointed out it to the mama-san and then, after many efforts, she decided to admit that there was also a package called golden-package that after the traditional massages offered the balls massage. I choose this (1000 baht). I choose a girl, from the album, and the girl started with a rather bored aroma-massage. Then she asks me how much I have paid and I tell her: 1000 baht. She says that it was expensive. I speak Thai and I tell her that I opted for the golden-package, that also includes the ball-massage. The girl didn't know it. Mama-san had told her nothing, only the aroma-massage. The girl started then listlessly the ball massage, that has not produced some effect. I was so disgusted that the girl didn't even dare offer the usual special-massage. To avoid in the most absolute way.
[QUOTE=Bino9]In the last days, I wanted to try Orchid Massage in soi 31. Allured by the web site, that promised the moon, I went there rather early. Obviously it was not to hope seeing a lot of girls. A few girl, it was only to be expected and therefore I can't complain. I complain instead, and very much too, of the service. Mama-san shows me a men?, written in English, that was very limitative: thai massage, oil massage and aroma massage. There were also some sheets, written only in Japanese, and since I can read a few words in that language, I have seen that there was the offer of other options (two or three girls, balls massage) too. I pointed out it to the mama-san and then, after many efforts, she decided to admit that there was also a package called golden-package that after the traditional massages offered the balls massage. I choose this (1000 baht). I choose a girl, from the album, and the girl started with a rather bored aroma-massage. Then she asks me how much I have paid and I tell her: 1000 baht. She says that it was expensive. I speak Thai and I tell her that I opted for the golden-package, that also includes the ball-massage. The girl didn't know it. Mama-san had told her nothing, only the aroma-massage. The girl started then listlessly the ball massage, that has not produced some effect. I was so disgusted that the girl didn't even dare offer the usual special-massage. To avoid in the most absolute way.[/QUOTE]I would guess that certain services were not initially offered because they couldn't actually provide them. Wrong girls ? wrong time?P.S. I don't recall you posting any GOOD experiences yet. Correct me if I am wrong.I like to hear about good experiences even more than the bad ones.
[QUOTE=Bino9]I speak Thai and I tell her that I opted for the golden-package, that also includes the ball-massage. The girl didn't know it. Mama-san had told her nothing, only the aroma-massage. The girl started then listlessly the ball massage, that has not produced some effect. [/QUOTE]Did you ask the girl if she knew how to do a Balls Massage? it looks like she obviously didn't and you should have asked to change girls. I also had bad experiences with the Mamasans at Orchid, they are useless.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I would guess that certain services were not initially offered because they couldn't actually provide them. Wrong girls ? wrong time?P.S. I don't recall you posting any GOOD experiences yet. Correct me if I am wrong.I like to hear about good experiences even more than the bad ones.[/QUOTE]You are right Mick Licker, I almost always posted bad experiences, but I did in order to help the friends to avoid premises that can disappoint. I also have however good experiences to tell. In the past days I was very busy, but now I will write the last experiences of mine both the bad ones and the good ones: Paradise, Kochoran, Alice, both Akane (Chidlom and 33)
[QUOTE=Bino9]You are right Mick Licker, I almost always posted bad experiences, but I did in order to help the friends to avoid premises that can disappoint. I also have however good experiences to tell. In the past days I was very busy, but now I will write the last experiences of mine both the bad ones and the good ones: Paradise, Kochoran, Alice, both Akane (Chidlom and 33)[/QUOTE]Well Nic rates Orchid as Good. So I'm not sure that you are helping me to avoid Orchid. Nic tells me to avoid Euro but I am determined to try it on next trip, assuming I can find a honey there. I must be a stubborn one. :DO.K. I accept that you had a bad experience but not every experience will be bad.I have read many bad experiences at Thonglor 2, but I keep returning there, as my experiences there were all good in some way (the sex way :)).I look forward to hearing about your good experiences, particularly those places that I don't know much about, e.g. Alice's, Paradise, Kocho Ran
This is my first trip to Bangkok and I am INDIAN, so I kindly request to give me some suggestions regarding massage places or bars or escort services, as I got to know that thai girls don't treat indian people properly.I would like to know whether I can go to massage places like EDEN, ANGElS or DARlING massages centres or can I call them to hotel room.Any suggestions would be highly appreciated, Thanks in advance, Byee
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]O.K. I accept that you had a bad experience but not every experience will be bad.I look forward to hearing about your good experiences, particularly those places that I don't know much about, e.g. Alice's, Paradise, Kocho Ran[/QUOTE]Sure, the personal judgments are very subjective. The experiences can be good or bad, in accordance with what you go to look for. I look for some atmosphere that lets me enter in the mood. As you self have also admitted, the mamasans of Orchid are certainly useless. In the moment self that I have had to struggle on the menu, I was already sure that the things would have gone badly. And in fact.I have read a good experience, another not so good on Kocho-ran.My experience has been good, so good that I wanted to go back the day after, but I didn't have the time to do it.Sure, that is not easy to find the entrance. I went several times through that soi, but I never noticed it. The entry is not exciting, but once entered the very small lobby, I immediately felt a certain warmth, that was not denied afterwards. The papasan, was kind, thoughtful, ready to illustrate in the best ways the performances of the girls. I have to say that I speak thai and therefore this makes the communication easy. But the warmth that I felt, just got in, I felt it before opening the mouth. In fact he started to speak English, and always kindly. As always, I go early to the massage for several reasons. First, in order to go back home early, before the traffic jam, then to avoid the competition and to be more relaxed. There is less choice, but you can choose with calm. I chose the package 6, that foresaw lotion massage+Balls massage+Happy Ending, 1200 baht for two hours. As said, there were few girls and the choice I did on a photographic album, with the precious help of the young and prepared papasan. After the shower (the girl was dressed) the girl asked me what I preferred and I said that I didn't want lie down on my stomach. She immediately started with a very good legs massage, with "casual" touches to my "minor brother". Passing then to the breast with light and sensual caresses. The first shoot arrived as soon as she began the balls massage. But it was only the beginning. She slowly continued, with a hand toying with my nipples and with the other massaging "minor brother" and his two jewels. Toward the end she devoted herself completely to my sexual organs letting me cum a second time. I don't remember the name of the girl. I know that she was small. I wanted to give her a tip, but the girl disappeared before I could give it for her. It will be another occasion.