Villa Mimosa.
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My friend Gustavo says "Hungry, you have to visit Villa Mimosa. This is where all the locals go. You have never seen more GDP's in one place. And imagine, they will give themselves to you for less than 50 R$ (35 USD$). Come on, you just have to see it" I am thinking why not? Gus hails a cab and the two of us are on our way to Rio's red light district. It borders a favila (Slum) in north Rio and is one of the seediest places I have ever been.
The cab driver is excited to go there. Like many Cariocas (nickname for inhabitants of Rio) it is the driver's favorite place. We arrive at 8 PM and there are already more GDP in one place than I have ever seen. A GDP is a Garota de Programa = Service Provider from where I am from. The first thing I am thinking is "Yeech. I need a tetanus shot to walk around here. Gringo's should probably not drink the water or taste any of the traditional barbeque on a stick that is being grilled by local venders here." We walk through every bar. About < than 3% are fuckable. At 8 PM anyway. Gus tells me to choose a place to order a beer. I do and we have a talk with the GDP / Bar tender here (they multi-task apparently). She is pretty nice looking 20 whyear old morena (brunette) but a little too slutty and has tattoos and piercings. Not your typical prom date. Her friend is a sexy ruiva (red head). Gus asks them to kiss. They refuse because they are best friends. The morena calls over her a black girl and they go to town. They are all a little too rough looking so we grab or beers and walk down the street. I see a cute loira (blond) that I like. I would consider "doing her". I talk to her but she speaks no English and where would I fuck her in this filthy sty anyway? I need more beer.
We order another beer and we see a morena flagging down guys in the middle of the street. She is stark nagged and covered with olive oil. Yeech. I tell my friend there is too little to fuck here. He thinks I am crazy."lots of nice girls," he says. We have another beer and a shot and stroll down the street. In the next bar there are two cute morenas in bikini's. One of them is a hot young thing that I am surprised to see in this environment. We smile at each other. Gus and I enter the bar and order a beer. I turn to find the girl and an old Carioca snatches my prey right out from under my eyes. The best girl I have seen so far is out of play. We finish our beers and lament the one that got away. I walk to the next bar and I see a cute Morena in a white minni. She has perfect white teeth, no visible tattoos or piercings, and she does not appear to be a druggie. I ask her "Quantas anos voce tem?" She says Eu tenho trinta e cinco anos" (She is 35 years old). Gus interviews her for me. She has the finest, fittest legs (no cottage cheese) and skin that is the same color as a cafe with 2. 5 creamers. Her sexy blue eye shadow is a pefect contrast with her creamy complexion. I determine through gus that she has two kids and is visiting from Bahai in the north of Brasil. Gus grabs her ass and he approves. I ask how much and she says 40R for 30 minutes. I agree and we go in the back of the bar to get a room. The room is included in the price. The in-keeper charges 42R$s (2R for the condoms). He does not have change for my 50R bill but will make change later. We head up to the room.
At this point I am hard as a rock but the big head says "Hungry, what the fuck are you doing?" We go into the little room and I do not like the looks of it. There is red on the sheets and I freak out and start to leave. The GDP says "Nao" and points to her toe nails. She was painting them just a few mumentos ago. It is red nail Polish. I consider taking a sample of the stained sheets back to the boys back at the crime lab. Thankfully, she gets new sheets. She takes off the sexy white tight mini and her center of gravity drops 10 cm. At this point my money is gone. I will make the best of it. I decide I will leave my shoes and pants on and my shirt on (I don't want to put them on the floor) and I unzip my pants and undo my belt buckle and the MS Bahia applies the condom and proceeds to deliver what is known in the Biz as a CBJ. I do not complain about the CBJ. In fact I consider asking her to put a second condom over the first for good measure. After 5 minutes of this, I have her get on all fours and I fuck her doggie. In 10 minutes I am out the door and down the stairs and back in the bar. the In-Keeper follows me out to give me my 8$r change.
Gus is waiting for me sipping a beer laughing. He said that he knew she had kids and the dress was holding it all in. He knew what would happen when she removed it. He added that I made the correct choice of girls because he could tell she is not a druggie (Yeah yeah Gus, she is a den mother for a local scout troop I bet). But I can tell she did not have that Amy Winehouse drugged out look. We toast and then it was off to dinner.
Villa Mimosa is not a place to take a prom date. If you are in Rio and are on a shoe string budget visit this place. If you have more $$$ go to the Termas.
We decide to head over to the Balconi for a night cap. On the way over I hoot at a few girls and call them over to the cab. As they walk up to the cab Gus notices that they are travestys."3-legs," Gus said. We continue to Balconi. We are seated near the sidewalk and I see Caroline paying her bill. She is gorgeous. I stop her and invite her to have a drink. She spends a half hour with me and then explains her program. All night 600$R. One hour 300$R. I try to bargain for 200R$ but she declines. I grab her phone number and promise to call her another night. I give her the traditional 2-cheek kiss and wish her Boa Noite. She is a keeper. I will do her another time. Three more GDPS enter. One is so young and cute that I demands to see her I. D. She shows it and it says 1999 D. O. B. Gus does not believe it and explains "It is easy to obtain a fake I. D. Here." She shows us picture of her 5-year old son. The three GDPs want Gus and I to hire them for an orgy for 200$R each. I ask if they do everything. The two experienced GDPs say "Sim" and the young one with the 1999 DOB say's something equivalent to "Wait, wait, no." We decline because morning comes early and we are working. It is 2 AM. Time to go to sleep.
Next stop Quatro Pro Quatro!
