Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=Fornic8] The last ISG member to post a less than steller review was accused of having Body Odor and dirty fingernails. Nowhere in ISG have I seen such posts.

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I'm a Tulip fan - more visits than posts (and yes, I realise that is slack of me). I've posted less than 'steller' review and have never received criticism. Maybe it comes down to how the reveiws are written - description alone or constructive criticism seems to be well received by ISGers and Tulip.

If only I could be back there now, rather than this miserable desert!

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Just then it hit me. Some of you Mongers are falling in love with these Tulip girls. I cant think of any other reason to personnally attack a fellow Monger for saying something bad about Tulip.

I read the whole thread and count countless slanders for someone stating less than Posn Star sex from the place. The last ISG member to post a less than steller review was accused of having Body Odor and dirty fingernails. Nowhere in ISG have I seen such posts.

Tulip is great, but the need to defend the honor of a prostitute from apaying customer is way to much in my opinion.
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A few points to make here.

We can't control who is on this forum and what they write. Easy2007 wrote something a bit satyrical about dirty fingernails but did not accuse Daddy San of anything really.

He also did not believe your post about Tulip. We have explained why its hard to believe first time or nearly first time posters. We do get fake posters on the forum from time to time.

No one here knows who you are and so you haven't developed any allies. Meanwhile many ISGers think Nestle is just great, and naturally take exception to language you used. I don't know her myself having never selected her.

Given that you make a strong attack, you have to be able to take attack back at you too by friends of Nestle. You need a thick skin at times.

Your last paragraph does you no favour as it implies you are looking down on these working girls and are automatically better than them, and that deserve our support more than the girl.
But the reality is that we support girls we like and our close friends first.
Also, the forum rules do not permit the use of certain words that are considered to denigrate women. Perhaps you remember words getting automatically asterisked out indicating unacceptable language.

There are those on the forum who like to attack and argue, but if you want everyone to be nice to you, you will have to try to be nicer too.
If you attack something very strongly, someone is sure to bite back. You have to be able to take attack as strong as you give.

BTW, there were previous reports complaining about Nestle giving bad performance when very tired. So we don't all automatically think you were lying. Some of us tried to find possible explanations, and of course we always remain skeptical. We can't be sure about anything we didn't see for ourselves.

I view ISG reports on the forum as stories that may have an element of truth to them or may even be very realistic. Its hard to tell if you don't know the poster well.

Its better now that you move on and find some good things to report about.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]A few points to make here.


There are those on the forum who like to attack and argue, but if you want everyone to be nice to you, you will have to try to be nicer too.
If you attack something very strongly, someone is sure to bite back. You have to be able to take attack as strong as you give.


I view ISG reports on the forum as stories that may have an element of truth to them or may even be very realistic. Its hard to tell if you don't know the poster well.

Its better now that you move on and find some good things to report about.[/QUOTE]

We said Soap Fan. I have not visited Tulip personally but from all the posts that I have read here it really made me want to be there the next time I am in Bangkok again. Of course I do not expect what other mongers have experienced will happen to me. Different people have different tastes, perceptions and expectations.

Sometimes we get lucky, sometimes we are not. Mongering is about looking for happiness. Why not just smile even when we are not that lucky in the form of service that we are getting? The next time around it might be better. Then again, of course, if there is a lesson to be learned, then take it and avoid the same mistake twice.

Happy mongering!

[QUOTE=Stannyboy]Hi guys,

Any place which have a cheap massage + HJ?

Just a no frills quick release around 500-600 BHT perhaps.[/QUOTE]Hmm, not sure if I should touch this one.

Pretty much all of input on super low end Sukhumvit, BKK, I am sure there are lots of others:

-Beer Gardens around, one on Soi 19 but it has slowed down to nothing these days. NOT nice looking old broads, your room, HJ = 400-500 Baht.

-Foodland Nana Soi 5, look at shop directly across from the market, tell the old mom that you've been there before and go in just like you knew. (Learn 4 or 5 words in Thai to say 'hello, how's it going? ') Not bad looking chicks; bath, massage, everything all inclusive = 800 Baht. (Or, hell, just hang around the Foodland at night long enough, you'll find something in your price range. Heh)

-Virtually any massage place in BKK, or any teen or oily/lotion massage, even Tulip = 400 Baht/1 hour, bath, massage, 500 Baht HJ. Total = 900 Baht. (If you don't tip a little (B100+) you will be confirmed as a totally dazed & confused dunderhead)

Chavalla 2 Massage Parlor & Turkish Bath House. Sukhumvit near Soi 34, 100 meters from Thonglor BTS. , old place, but a real fishbowl with some goodies, very decent bath, massage, BJ, all inclusive = 1300 Baht (or less, 1000B is a good target, I have paid 900 all inclusive.).

[b]Reality: [/b]

What you gonna do? Spend hours/days trying to save $5? Simply go to [b]S. Botan[/b] (PP Cafe) Rama VI Soi 13. Thai hangout massage place. Cheap. (I haven't' been here in 2 years, so hope it's still open)

If you speak Thai, or have somebody with you that speaks Thai, tell the youngest papa you see at the left of the door that you have been there before. A long time ago, and ask if it's the same price. You can get an all inclusive for 900 Baht, or even less depending on your skill at bargaining. Smile a lot, tell the girl that you have a hangover and ask if she can help you relax. Some real cuties here if you look hard enough. Best deal for 'fast, good & cheap' guy.

[QUOTE=Barko]Hmm, not sure if I should touch this one.

Pretty much all of input on super low end Sukhumvit, BKK, I am sure there are lots of others:

-Beer Gardens around, one on Soi 19 but it has slowed down to nothing these days. NOT nice looking old broads, your room, HJ = 400-500 Baht.

-Foodland Nana Soi 5, look at shop directly across from the market, tell the old mom that you've been there before and go in just like you knew. (Learn 4 or 5 words in Thai to say 'hello, how's it going? ') Not bad looking chicks; bath, massage, everything all inclusive = 800 Baht. (Or, hell, just hang around the Foodland at night long enough, you'll find something in your price range. Heh)

-Virtually any massage place in BKK, or any teen or oily/lotion massage, even Tulip = 400 Baht/1 hour, bath, massage, 500 Baht HJ. Total = 900 Baht. (If you don't tip a little (B100+) you will be confirmed as a totally dazed & confused dunderhead)

Chavalla 2 Massage Parlor & Turkish Bath House. Sukhumvit near Soi 34, 100 meters from Thonglor BTS. , old place, but a real fishbowl with some goodies, very decent bath, massage, BJ, all inclusive = 1300 Baht (or less, 1000B is a good target, I have paid 900 all inclusive.).

[b]Reality: [/b]

What you gonna do? Spend hours/days trying to save $5? Simply go to [b]S. Botan[/b] (PP Cafe) Rama VI Soi 13. Thai hangout massage place. Cheap. (I haven't' been here in 2 years, so hope it's still open)

If you speak Thai, or have somebody with you that speaks Thai, tell the youngest papa you see at the left of the door that you have been there before. A long time ago, and ask if it's the same price. You can get an all inclusive for 900 Baht, or even less depending on your skill at bargaining. Smile a lot, tell the girl that you have a hangover and ask if she can help you relax. Some real cuties here if you look hard enough. Best deal for 'fast, good & cheap' guy.[/QUOTE]Hey thanks for the recommendations but most seem to be more than what I am looking for. Not really into old chicks so beer garden suggestion is out. After some searching, I reckon the 770 BHT deal at Akane for a quick rub and tug seem to be the best deal. That's just a simple massage + hj right?

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I agree, 12 posts and already you are coming here and acting like the Mayor :D I think there should be a punishment for this attitude =

No YOK or TUK for a week, starting this FRIDAY !!! hahaha[/QUOTE]Actually it was Barko that I was asking why he doesn't write better English. At least Frenchies make an effort!

Is that Tuk at Tulip? I haven't met her. But I heard she has big ones like I seem to recall Nic likes.

friday 1030am. thinking about annies with thier new web site and all. i used to be a semi-regular there (i was the one thst broke the sink in vip room 1 while breaking in #8 two years ago).

everything is new now, girls, mommy, fishbowl, enerything. there are two sidliners, cute but not 2500bt cute, and three regulars. i am about to leave when #3, a 35 yo issan girl walks in. mommy says she does everthing so i pay my 1700bt and off we go.

we get to the room and i tell he time is limited so no soapy. she gets naked and on the bed. i try to rub her pussy but her legs are clamped togather like a schoolgirl virgin. i touch her asshole and she winks at me and says 2000bt tip. what? i say, i alraedy paid. she says ok 1000bt. i walk out to talk to aey but he is not there. i talk to the old mamasam i knew before and she says "pick another girl". i decline and leave. aey, consider this belated payment for the sink.

friday 1045am. hike to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. pick may from outside and upstairs we go. we got behind the curtin and she strips buck naked. i was just expecting the regular bbbj so this was unexpected. may is a 35kg spinner with the smallist ass and pussy i have seen in a while. i am thinking fs but i have only had that on the third floor not behind a curtin. i tell her and immediately out of her purse comes a condom. i start pounding her hard and the sofa is squeaking and she starts moaning real loud. after about 15 min i blow and realize she had slid over and was now laying on me clothes. no damage to mynice white shirt. i pay her 1100bt plus 400bt tip. when i leave all the girls in the alley are giggling at me.

sunday 1000am. call tulip for a morning booking. everybody busy. yok busy all day. dow busy all day. cee busy all day. i decide to drop by anyway.

on the way get off the bts at asoke to go check out barco's dragon tatoo lady at executive. its early (1045) and she is not there. the mamasam looks real nice and (not knowing she is mamasam) ask her for massage. definately a place to visit again.

arrive at tulip at 1100. only five girls there and 2 already have bookings. two of the others are not my type and the third might still be pissed at me for some drunken fotos i took. on a side note, nestlie was there for a booking and we exchanged eye contact and smiles so maybe no damage. i tell receptionist i will return later and leave tulips (for the first time) unsatisfied.

walk around the corner to lotion massage. this is a japanese joint and the lobby is filled with jap periodicals that detail every mp in bangkok with maps and pictures. why can't we get that organized? anyway, pick new who looks like a thai jennifer aniston. typical jap service cbj and starfish fs. not close to tulip level of service. 1900bt.

tuesday 1200. booking with yok at tulip (i had to call a day ahead). much has been written about yok but i am truely amazed by her gfe and attention to detail. she is the only mp girl i know that remembers your name and shouts it out when you are about to cum in her ass, or the way you can nut in nut mouth and she keeps sucking and sucking while making eye contact. every time i see yok i can't understand what she is doing here. i know she is making a shitload of money there but she is way to nice to be working on her back.

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[QUOTE=Fornic8]Walk around the corner to [b]Lotion Massage[/b]. This is a Japanese joint and the lobby is filled with Jap periodicals that detail every MP in Bangkok with maps and pictures. Why can't we get that organized? Anyway, pick New who looks like a Thai Jennifer Aniston. Typical Jap service CBJ and starfish FS. Not close to Tulip level of service. 1900bt.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I know quite a few MP's in the Sukhumvit-area. However, this one "Lotion Massage" is new for me. Could you please give us a more detailed desription of the location.
Thnx.

Over the last month or so I have seen a lot of complaining that X or Y lady is always booked, never available.

Well, if you look at the MP dynamics, you will see that most MP's are busy at the same times and on certain days (of course, this does not apply to the Shops Superstars).

Typically, Lunchtime will be very busy because a lot of expats escape work to get a quickie if horny, and most tourists, having just digested their Breakfast also will go for a massage.

Early afternoons (2 to 4 pm) are usually quiet

After 5pm, MP's get busy again and business increases further from 8pm to Closing.

Now, looking at the Days of the Week:

Mondays: Usually quiet and the girls take a rest from the Weekend's activities
Tuesdays: Quiet
Wednesdays: Somehow Wednesdays are busy in the afternoon, not sure why
Thursdays: Quiet
Fridays: Moderate until 5pm, then very busy
Saturdays: Busy all day
Sunday: the Busiest day of the week

If a girl is a superstar, it does not matter what day of the week it is, she will be busy: Example: YOK @ Tulip.

The least popular girls will get a few customers on the weekends and count on Expat regulars during the week (for that, they will always give excellent service to ensure a steady cash flow in weekdays)

This applies to Oilies as I am not a soapy expert.

Correcting a previous misconception of my own. While certain shops like Angel and Tulip normally accept foreigners only, some Thais may be accepted based on being persons known to the establishment, or Thais that live overseas.

The reason for not accepting Thais generally is for fear of problems with those who have police connections attempting to abuse their influence.

Suffered my self thru another working trip to Sudan and discovered that the most common brand of table paper towels is the TULIP brand. Gave me some good associations when reading the ISG through a proxy sever. What a fucked up place. At least they came handy when I by myself had to satisfy my basic needs. :)

Anybody know where Nana from Aviva massage moved on to a few months back? I've been a 3yr fan of Aviva but had to go though some losers before getting a winner. Nana was my 3th regular at Aviva as Pim & Teen both moved on. I've tried a few of the others at Aviva, but Nana's laugh and desire to please can't be replaced.

Tulips yes, this place is excellent for hard pounding and a soothing, soft massage. Dao is a great girl. June was good too but was a little tired before going for 2hrs so I probably won't repeat.

Just had my first three session at Tulip. Cee was the girl and I spent more than two of those hours with my (covered) penis planted firmly inside her anal cavity. I once told her that I had a GF that I would fuck while she was sleeping, so for the last 30 min Cee pretended to sleep while I plowed her ass. She is a great girl and a true sport.

Lotion Maggage is just around the corner from Tulip in the alley. There is a big pink sign. One cool thing is the showers are mirrired waist high so if you get any action in the shower you can enjoy the view in 3-D.

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Hi,

I know quite a few MP's in the Sukhumvit-area. However, this one "Lotion Massage" is new for me. Could you please give us a more detailed desription of the location.
Thnx.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fornic8]Lotion Maggage is just around the corner from Tulip in the alley. There is a big pink sign. One cool thing is the showers are mirrired waist high so if you get any action in the shower you can enjoy the view in 3-D.[/QUOTE]Fornic8 means Omatsuri Massage in the alley between Soi 36 and 38 before Tulip. I love Tulip, but this place is growing on me. A good bit cleaner inside than Tulip. One problem is the auto repair noise outside is very distracting. Also this place pushes two girl service big time, so availability can be a problem at times.

Like Fornic8, I also went with New. Who really does look like a Thai Jennifer Aniston. We had a lot of fun/laughs together. I had "body servise" with lotion and had a great time. Nice body with slightly bigger tits, very honest, some good joking around, and playful. Good chemistry. Recommended.

Another time, I went with Yooh, who is cuter than the obscured pict on their website but was as lame as her markings show (which might give some credibility to their ratings on there). She didn't want to give full or mouth service and while pleasant, just very "eh. " Not recommended.