Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Thair9999;3053938]How is their visitor policy? Is the any Chica fee? I am planning on visiting in April and this and Haven is on shortlist of lodging.[/QUOTE]My friend stayed there last year and there is no guest fee.

[QUOTE=DonMoscow;3053863]Gents, is this real? Some of you might have seen it.

[URL]https://x.com/kalletiRey/status/2026110938068230237[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely fake but reminds me of my first trip to Europe in 1973. RLD in Amsterdam where I could not afford the dames and had to buy mags and wank.

[QUOTE=GringoLoko;3053927]Why do guys travel overseas for a regular massage when you can get that in the USA? Just fuck pussy overseas and get a massage in USA.[/QUOTE]They don't travel overseas to get a massage. They are overseas and want a massage to relax. Just because you can get it in the USA, doesn't mean you want to forsake it overseas. Not everyone has the same desires as you. Everyone is different with different needs and desires.

[QUOTE=GringoLoko;3053925]Agreed, I am not sure why people get so hung up on food when travelling for pussy. I'd rather eat a 5 ranked ass and pussy versus 5 star restaraunt.[/QUOTE]Because people don't just travel for pussy at least I don't. People travel for different reasons. Visiting different places, and eating well are some of the highlights of travel.

Upon returning to Colombia, I encountered significant delays with the immigration process. After landing at 9:00 PM, the processing time took over three hours, and I was unable to exit the airport until 12:15 AM. The experience highlighted some substantial inefficiencies in the current arrival procedures.

[QUOTE=MoonShot;3054022]Because people don't just travel for pussy at least I don't. People travel for different reasons. Visiting different places, and eating well are some of the highlights of travel.[/QUOTE]Colombia distinguishes itself as an exceptionally cost-effective destination for sourcing local ingredients. In my experience, it is one of the few regions where high-quality proteins are remarkably affordable; for instance, I was able to purchase 15 lbs of oxtail for under $6 USD. This single purchase provided enough sustenance for several days of meals, highlighting the country's impressive value for self-catering travelers.

[QUOTE=GringoLoko;3053925]Agreed, I am not sure why people get so hung up on food when travelling for pussy. I'd rather eat a 5 ranked ass and pussy versus 5 star restaraunt.[/QUOTE]Why not have both? Honestly, I think the Medellin food culture has gotten so good that I would probably still return just for the food and the countryside. The exchange rate makes it possible to have some amazing restaurant experiences that in the United States would simply be not possible on a frequent basis.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;3054065]Upon returning to Colombia, I encountered significant delays with the immigration process. After landing at 9:00 PM, the processing time took over three hours, and I was unable to exit the airport until 12:15 AM. The experience highlighted some substantial inefficiencies in the current arrival procedures.[/QUOTE]What day was this? Happened to me on a Friday last month. 2 hour immigration wait. It sucked and was hot.

[QUOTE=MoonShot;3054021]They don't travel overseas to get a massage. They are overseas and want a massage to relax. Just because you can get it in the USA, doesn't mean you want to forsake it overseas. Not everyone has the same desires as you. Everyone is different with different needs and desires.[/QUOTE]Kinda gay to be honest.

[QUOTE=DiscoverFL;3054090]Why not have both? Honestly, I think the Medellin food culture has gotten so good that I would probably still return just for the food and the countryside. The exchange rate makes it possible to have some amazing restaurant experiences that in the United States would simply be not possible on a frequent basis.[/QUOTE]Idk I learned how to put the fork down and not eat everything. Food doesn't impress me, probably a lot of fat guys here for food as I see from pics these guys post.

[QUOTE=GringoLoko;3053927]Why do guys travel overseas for a regular massage when you can get that in the USA? Just fuck pussy overseas and get a massage in USA.[/QUOTE]They were doing massages in Lleras Park when I was there a few weeks ago. If you want a better one they can come to your place. I don't do it because sex is cheaper.

[QUOTE=GringoLoko;3053927]Why do guys travel overseas for a regular massage when you can get that in the USA? Just fuck pussy overseas and get a massage in USA.[/QUOTE]For $50 in Medellin the hottest girls like to say they are "massage therapists" but no insertions. Reality is if you "respect" them enough. Often the massage is as good as full on sex. Girls like to make the massage as the warm up. I used to tell them, "I didn't fly thousands of miles for a massage" then a girl in Brazil said "shall we make a mess?" and dumped a bottle of oil on us. Then slid her entire body all over me, not using her hands as much as her body. . I changed my mind about massages. It depends on the girl and wtf she wants to do. No I'm not gay.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;3054065]Upon returning to Colombia, I encountered significant delays with the immigration process. After landing at 9:00 PM, the processing time took over three hours, and I was unable to exit the airport until 12:15 AM. The experience highlighted some substantial inefficiencies in the current arrival procedures.[/QUOTE]Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.

[QUOTE=DiscoverFL;3054195]Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that really sucks. I am old enough to use the special line, but I don't. If and when I actually need it, I will. But although I am over 65 there is nothing wrong with me to where I can't stand in line like everybody else.

[QUOTE=DiscoverFL;3054090]Why not have both? Honestly, I think the Medellin food culture has gotten so good that I would probably still return just for the food and the countryside. The exchange rate makes it possible to have some amazing restaurant experiences that in the United States would simply be not possible on a frequent basis.[/QUOTE]One lesson I've learned from my time on this board is that everyone has an opinion on the 'correct' way to live. However, the economic reality speaks for itself. If enjoying high-quality, affordable food is a fault, then most of us are 'guilty. '

​The cost of living in Colombia remains a major draw. Anyone claiming the price gap has closed likely hasn't stepped into a USA Grocery store lately; your budget goes significantly further here. I value the culture and the family-centric environment, and like many of us, I'm here because Colombia offers a quality of life—and a social scene—that is hard to match elsewhere. At the end of the day, the beautiful women on an affordable rate, is the real reason we are here!