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Trip Report - Grand slam day!
Day 5 Tuesday
After hitting the ATM, it was off to the beach to spend time with the Beach Girl. Shared some stories with a couple of dudes from Texas that I met on Saturday. They had a good laugh or two on my expense; no worries. One of the vendors stopped by with some t-shirts and dresses. The Beach Girl perked up and produced the biggest smile of the day. She snatched one of the dresses from the vendor's arm and started modeling it for me. The vendor and I discussed some numbers. I told the Beach Girl to go to the vendor's shop and see if she liked another one better; off she went.
Meanwhile, there was two other chicas sitting at the tables with us. So while the Beach Girl was checking out dresses in the vendor's stall, I started snapping pictures of the crazy gals, as they dropped their tops and displayed their asses. Beach Girl came back and was a happy camper! This was until she started looking at the recent photos on my camera, which should have been in my pocket and not left on the table. One of the Texas dudes pointed to her and yelled, "Hey buddy, you are fucked!" And when I turned around to look at her, I could tell she was pissed. Then the other Texas dude came up with a brilliant idea. He said, "Just buy her another dress; problem solved." And it worked!!! Way too funny of an afternoon.
Hung out at the beach until 7:00, thought about a nap, but too late. Beach Girl and I was off to NG for showers and rack operations. Then we headed back to Moura Mia for another good meal. Back in the room, she discovered the remote control, grabbed a chair, placed the remote in her crotch and was content. I headed to Classico. Ran into Chunky and we grabbed a booth. New gal comes over, one of Chunky's friends - very Tiny and one hell of a dancer. Then two more friends decided to share the booth. One of the ladies was a Hot Blonde and latched on me like there was not tomorrow. I danced with the Hot Blonde for a bit, and then for some reason, we decided to swing dance, which worked for a while. At one point, our feet got tangled and we both went down harder than any character in any Rocky movie! Her head bounced off the floor and I thought she was out for the count. My first thought, "OMG, I killed a local...run like the wind!" Security and staff were around us in a hurry. We got up, with help, and then back to the booth, both of us licking our wounds.
I felt the lump on her head, and asked Jose for ice. He brings over a cup of ice, and I gave him the "What can we do with this" look. We placed the cup of ice on her head. I felt really bed, said I was sorry several times, and even explained that Mr. Alcohol was at fault. Nothing worked, until, until, I whipped out 2000p. And low and behold; she was just fine! She was back up and dancing within seconds; Doctor Peso works miracles! After a few dances, she was behind me while her friend was in front of me, and I thought, "Hey, I remember this move." Apparently 2000p was not enough because I felt her hands in both pockets at the same time. This time I did not loss anything. Security escorted the bumpy headed skank out. Too bad, she was pretty and fun. Her picture is below, so beware of her.
Returned to the booth and Chunky asked what happen, and when I told her, she decided to lecture me. She said, Chica, drink, chica, drink, chica, drink, what if your problem? My answer, "I don't know." I dumped the bunch, except for Tiny, and joined the dudes from Texas. The only thing I didn't like about Classico were the drink prices; 250p for a screwdriver, that sucks. I stayed until about 3:30 and back to the NG. Beach Girl was done with TV and sleeping like a baby.
Final thoughts on Sousa, I loved the place. The mixture of the beach, casual dressing, good restaurants, nightlife, and a nice selection of chicas made it a great place, IMHO. I never once felt unsafe. Not really sure what the future holds for Sousa. Talking with Wilfried and Luis at the NG, they don't think the changes will be drastic; I hope they are correct. Other than the near death snorkel incident, the three pick pocket skanks, and the dance floor grand slam, I had one of the best trips ever!
To the contrary, you must have missed this:
[QUOTE=Negro562]I would not make to much of this supposed clean/roundup because Sosua last night was pretty much like Sosua every other Saturday night. Probably a little better because all the ugly girls that have been out and about lately were not out harassing you. No fat girls coming up and standing close to you trying to get noticed.[/QUOTE]
A random arrest of chicas last night! I saw them enter Classico's, then Bar Central and haul away 2 chicas. We 3 got the hell out. There were nasty stares at us from the Politur, as I held them tight and walked by them on the sidewalk!