Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=ToastMonger269;3073891]Sometimes you just get the overzealous asshole agent. Was this through Florida or Miami? I always get shit there for some reason. I have a bullshit arrest over a decade ago but no conviction. Still got global entry.[/QUOTE]It was in Orlando. As I said, I don't think the agents control who gets selected. The first time, I went to the Global Entry kiosh and it never turned green. It instructed me to see an agent for assistance. The second time, the agent asked the normal questions, where was I coming from, how long had I been there, and what was the purpose. Then he looked at his screen for longer than usual, wrote down a number, and passed my passport to another agent who told me to follow him.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;3074008]Honestly, I cannot tell you how many times I have met with different girls throughout Colombia and traded electronic devices for favors. I had no idea that bringing cell phones, tablets, or laptops into Colombia would trigger an international investigation.[/QUOTE]Well for one, if you did not declare it and pay duty on it, then it is called smuggling.

[QUOTE=ChicoBonito;3073819]Thanks for your input, Trip! I don't have a girlfriend in Medellin, it's more of a sugar-baby arrangement with a chica who really blurs the lines. I know it's conditional, and I know it's temporary.

Regarding the mongering style I want, yes, I love GFE. And extended GFE even better with the right chicas I click with and trust enough. That's why I have asked a lot of questions about Semi-Pros, since that sounds to me like an extended GFE, while potentially being more sincere and natural, and less expensive, than being with Pros. And yes, I also want to run through as many different attractive women as I can, because I also love variety. It's not that I haven't been getting what I want so far from the places I have been, I just want to keep exploring and having new experiences in different places with different types of women.

Maybe it's the thinking-out-loud way that I write, or the kind of questions that I ask, that make me sound more naive than I actually am. Yes, I am relatively new to mongering, and I know I have a lot to learn about that. That's one of the reasons why I write my reports here, as a way to process my experiences and learn from them. And receiving feedback on my reports, on both the good and the bad, helps me learn too. I also post my reports because I want to pay my dues here, by providing real boots on the ground information and honest experiences that can hopefully benefit others too.

But I actually have a ton of experience and knowledge when it comes to traveling and women in general. I have been with many Non-Pros while traveling and living in various countries around the world, picking them up, seducing them, having sex, relationships. And I've been with many American women and foreign women living in the US. And then a long, toxic, and mostly sexless marriage took me out of the game for a long time, and really fucked with my self confidence.

After my divorce a few years ago, I came to Colombia to spend time with some people I know here. That's when I began mongering for the first time, because I wanted to start having sex again with the least amount of friction, and I wanted to try to fuck all those years of a terrible relationship out of my system. Since then, I have come to appreciate mongering as a shortcut to getting sex, with the quantity and variety of women that I want. I can picture myself continuing to pay4 play for the easy and on-demand nature of it, while also balancing that out with real relationships with normal women.

Regarding some of the cities you mentioned, yes, I have been to Rio and loved it (as well as Salvador Bahia). I haven't mongered in Brazil yet, since every time I have been there, I have always found Non-Pros who wanted to fuck me and date me for free, even when there for only a few days. But because guys speak so highly of it, I would totally try out mongering in Rio, and maybe check out Sao Paulo, too. The way you describe Nairobi, I think I should definitely check it out. When I set my Tinder location to Nairobi out of curiosity, I got an insane number of matches very quickly. Thailand is a country I have always wanted to go to for many reasons. Probably would have been better to go 20 years ago or so when I first got the desire, but better late than never. I haven't been to Cali yet, but I have talked with a number of Colombians who think that Cali has the most beautiful women, even though Paisas are more famous for their beauty.

Anyway, perhaps this bit of information about myself helps make more sense of my mindset and my posts. As always, I appreciate the critiques and advice.[/QUOTE] I only based my opinion off what you said on here previously. Technically we're alike, I even see where you're going condom optional. With time you'll be writing reports of you giving girls a protein injection with your Yogurt Gun. As I said before No matter where you go there you are so it kinda doesn't matter where go ; women are women everywhere.

But if I'm acting as your Sage of Snatch or Guru of Gash I would say that again the Problem of Nairobi won't be getting extended GFE it will be getting them to leave. Santo Domingo is the best Place for me in regards to semi and no pro (if you accept those terms) simply because of my food court floozies in SD. The one place it was hard to pick up was actual salesgirl slit in Nai, but other than that Kenya is the same in almost every way except so called Non Pros in SD are way more savvy than Non Pros in Nairobi.

So if you have a hankering to go and you felt you needed my recommendation I would say go and stay in Parklands witch is kind of the Zona Colonial of Kenya.

Same thing with Cali; I concur on the beauty of the women, they look more like Dominicans but they dress better and wear hair and make up better because of the better education and economy. It's a little harder to run through semi pros and no Parque Llreas but less expensive for everything from food and lodging and of course Pussy just hearing the prices paid in Meddy makes me not want to go even though I prefer the weather there. Much less likelyhood of being scoped in Cali and the main stamp of approval is despite living in Nai, SD, and extensive visits to Meddy Cali won out as the place I planted my flag.

Again if you love Meddy and SD just go there there's more than enough chicks but if you're trying to go around the world being a Johnny Appleseed of Ass then feel free to follow my well worn trick trail.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3074123]Well for one, if you did not declare it and pay duty on it, then it is called smuggling.[/QUOTE]That may be their interpretation, but throughout my history of traveling, I have never declared the personal cell phones in my possession, despite consistently carrying three to four devices. If failing to declare these phones moving forward is considered smuggling, it is worth noting that I have never previously faced scrutiny regarding them. The allegations of international importation involve an accumulation of items over time, which demonstrates that these electronic devices were acquired from me over an extended period. PN!

Returning to Medellin after a three-year break. I have been told you are given a citation of some sort if the police see you talking with a girl in Parque Lleras. Is this true? If so, how do you meet women in Parque Lleras now.

Hello all.

I'm well experienced with Medellíand, apart from one thing; massage parlours.

Does anyone have any good recommendations for good massage parlours that also provides happy endings and / or sex as well?

Thanks all.

[QUOTE=ChrisLong;3074166]Returning to Medellin after a three-year break. I have been told you are given a citation of some sort if the police see you talking with a girl in Parque Lleras. Is this true? If so, how do you meet women in Parque Lleras now.[/QUOTE]We just left in June and picked up several ladies with absolutely no problem at all. Never asked any questions. We did see police ask to see IDs though several times when guys were speaking to the girls. One of the ladies we met and had a great experience with told us they are checking IDs due to people picking up underage girls. Not sure if that's true but that's what she told us. Didn't see anyone get a ticket. They all showed their Ids and moved along. Who knows maybe we were lucky but that was our experience.

[QUOTE=ChrisLong;3074166]Returning to Medellin after a three-year break. I have been told you are given a citation of some sort if the police see you talking with a girl in Parque Lleras. Is this true? If so, how do you meet women in Parque Lleras now.[/QUOTE]

Over the years, I've continued to venture to Parque Lleras from time to time, usually just to collect WhatsApp numbers for later follow-up. When a chica attracts my attention I invite her to follow me to sit down inside the park, well away from anyone else, to have a brief, relaxed private conversation before exchanging contact info--or on occasion inviting her home that night. They almost always readily agree to take the time for this chat. Highly recommended, especially if security personnel hovering about on the street where the ladies hang out.

If the chica is too impatient to have this private chat, then we just exchange WhatsApp immediately. Using QR codes this can be done in just a few seconds.

The one time I got careless, lingered too long on the street itself talking to a chica and didn't notice a cop nearby, who then did ask for my ID, he got bored when I pretended to not understand his questions and quickly gave up and walked away.

There are also several clubs at the bottom end of the park (Glow, Black Diamond etc) that have a small or no cover charge and usually have a good number of independent working girls inside (often a quite favorable ratio of gals to guys) at least between 11 pm and midnight. Probably much livelier later at night (Thursday to Saturday), but past my bedtime. I've only sessioned with a couple of chicas from these clubs, but my sense is that their price expectations are below those of the ladies in Gustos, the better known (and higher-end) Parque Lleras take-out club (also with a somewhat higher cover charge as well). It's been several years since I bothered checking Gustos out.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;3074161]That may be their interpretation, but throughout my history of traveling, I have never declared the personal cell phones in my possession, despite consistently carrying three to [b]four devices[/b].[/QUOTE]There is your problem. You can only bring 3 into Colombia! Surprised your lawyer did not go over that with you.

Right you are. The rule is you have to declare any devices beyond the personal allowance. Devices beyond the personal allowance are subject to commercial duties. On another note, you have to expect raised eyebrows at immigration and customs if you are going to travel with a Jason Bourne starter pack.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3074201]There is your problem. You can only bring 3 into Colombia! Surprised your lawyer did not go over that with you.[/QUOTE]

Something I suspect we are all aware of to a certain extent that can't be accounted for on a spreadsheet is the time and mental energy so called non-pro pursuit demands. It's a balancing act in the end. Maintaining longer term relationships has it advantages but it also has its cost. When I feel the balance shift toward more squeeze than lemon I pull back and take a break with hit and forget hookups. Everybody has their preferences. I find myself veering back to my regulars before long.

[QUOTE=SuperSaint;3074009]This is why I love the place. Everyone can find some arrangements they like.

I maintained a 2 year detailed daily ledger comparing my peso burn rates when pursuing.

"non-pro" Colombianas versus other gray-area options and chicas of various perceived levels of promiscuity.

Savings Rate: Achieved only 2030% savings at best, and this was sustainable for just a few months.

Their attitude changes when they figure out there's no foreign visa or house on the hill in it for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyWishBone;3074182]Hello all.

I'm well experienced with Medelland, apart from one thing; massage parlours.

Does anyone have any good recommendations for good massage parlours that also provides happy endings and / or sex as well?

Thanks all.[/QUOTE]I tried it, with happy ending only. Will not recommend it, very mediocre massage. Some girls also offer message with FS in your rooms so I thing that is better option.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3074201]There is your problem. You can only bring 3 into Colombia! Surprised your lawyer did not go over that with you.[/QUOTE]That was the problem by the time I found out that you could only bring three phones and to Colombia I was already in a lawyer's office. Lesson learned! PN!

[QUOTE=JohnnyWishBone;3074182]
I'm well experienced with Medelland, apart from one thing; massage parlours.
Does anyone have any good recommendations for good massage parlours that also provides happy endings and / or sex as well?
[/QUOTE]What's been your experience with this at the casas? At the casas / spas in Bogota, I find that the chicas usually give decent massages, and sometimes even great massages (included in the service price along with the sex).

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;3074226]That was the problem by the time I found out that you could only bring three phones and to Colombia I was already in a lawyer's office. Lesson learned! PN![/QUOTE]Always check the Customs laws when bringing shit into a country. I was about to bring an office chair to my place in Thailand until I saw the duty was $400, when the chair only cost $200. I think it was last year a guy in the Rio thread said he brought an iphone for a chick and did not declare it. With the duty and the fine, he was out of $1200 (who knows the price of the phone). Probably the most expensive phone he will every buy. Much easier to deal with these chicks in cash instead of bringing everything under the sun.