Thai Women - Opinions & Advice

[QUOTE=Giotto]Fon Tok, Oh ... I know this SMS, I think I wrote it :) ... Giotto[/QUOTE]
That explains the misspelling... ;)

I miss you, too, Giotto!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Yes, but I do not look like most guys in Thailand ;)[/QUOTE]
A lot of guys don't look like guys in Thailand! :p

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Of course not! Let me give you a few pointers:

Sms's are great, and I am sure that she loves you even more than she says! (Thai women are shy and never reveal such feelings, expecially not to Foreigners). I strongly suggest you send her some money every month to prove your love to her.

Next spring, when you come to Bangkok, she will introduce you to her Family, and especially her brother. They live together because he is poor, you know, so in the next appartment you share with her, in Ba

ngkok, he will stay in the second room. Sometimes, when you are not there, he will make sure she is sexually satisfied by giving her a good fucking, while drinking the beer you paid for with the monthly allowance.[/QUOTE]Nic,

Thanks for your honest answer to my post. I feel very confident now. I had a few doubts before, but now I feel better. I have already asked her for her bank account # as you said to be sure to do everything by the book.

Only one thing. She says she only have two sisters. Do you think she is not telling me the truth?

Ok Nic. Just joking above. I have read about everything about thai girls ways of scamming farangs, and have read Private Dancer as well. Do you really mean all girls in buisness are like that? Could there not be any exception?

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]I received this SMS yesterday from my gik at the airport (BKK Swampy) as I was boarding the plane to return home for a cold holiday...

I LOVE YOU. PLEASE TAKE CARE YOUR SELF I AM CAERING FOR U. MISS U JUST ALWAYS KNOW U R SPECIAL TO ME. KISS KISS. N..

This is from a woman who does not speak English. Do you think the mobile companies sell these messages similar to the way they sell ring tones?...[/QUOTE]
LOL...I took one of my ex-favorites and another girl out to dinner. The other girl got an sms from her regular, so she started to type a reply, then showed it to me and asked if it was correct English, also how to say certain things, so I gave her a couple of romantic phrases.

Sorry I didn't see the misspelling...;)

A true story:
I was at a travel agency, talking to this woman about a ticket. There were 2 other girls behind the counter looking at the computer screen.

One of the girls interrupted my travel agent, and asked what "B A B Y" means. The 3 of them were chatting online to the agent's boyfriend or Gik apparently. My travel agent told her friends to type in "I love you too baby" for her, then looked at me and laughed embarrasingly.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]I do know of an SMS book of messages that you can buy all over the world even in BKK. And I know for a fact at least one MP in BKK has a notebook full of messages written out for the girls to send to their customers. When I confronted one of the MP girls about this as she couldnt' even read her own message she brought up the book on my next visit and showed it to me. They had messages written in Thai then under it in English for the girls.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of my second trip to Thailand back in Summer '06. I rendezvoused with Ta, who I'd met earlier in the year, and while staying on Koh Lanta she took me to meet two of her friends. Her friends, a couple of older, haggard looking ex-bargirls, had a book on the table entitled, [i]How to Write Love Letters in English[/i]. Seems they had quite a racket "coaching" other women on how to play the game.

Interestingly, there was a crazed, tattooed, drunk Englishman staying there. If I remember correctly he said he was "on the dole" back home. The younger of the two hags, the one with only one eye, had him firmly by the bullocks (and wallet). To this day I remember that entire strange scene as I pass by the Khlong Nin resort on a regular basis.

This experience was possibly the best thing that ever happened to me in Thailand as early on I saw with my own eyes what the game was. Shortly thereafter Ta was history. One too many times she asked, "you buy me house?"

[QUOTE=Flyhere]LOL...I took one of my ex-favorites and another girl out to dinner. The other girl got an sms from her regular, so she started to type a reply, then showed it to me and asked if it was correct English, also how to say certain things, so I gave her a couple of romantic phrases. Sorry I didn't see the misspelling...[/QUOTE]
Flyhere, you're such a romantic...

[QUOTE=Fon Tok].... [i]How to Write Love Letters in English[/i]. Seems they had quite a racket "coaching" other women on how to play the game.
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The bar girls have always liked that I can speak Thai. Not so much these days (I think English skills are improving), but plenty of times in the past they would bring letters or SMSes (from there BFs/sponsers) to me to get free translation into Thai.
Sometimes I was translating bad English written by Japanese gentlemen. Sometimes I woul have to tell them what to reply as well.

ok, essential SMS phrases for both guys and girls, yet to be published in my next guide book.

I want to stay here longer - yaak yuu tao eek noi
I will bring you home - phom ja song khun klap baan
when can I meet you again? ja phop khun eek mue arai?
see you soon - rao phop kan eek
take care - duulae tua eng duai na
I am crazy for you - phom khlang khlai nai tua khun
I love you - phom rak khun
you are beautiful - khun suai jang loei
you are handsome - khun lao jang loei
I want to stay with you - phom yaak yuu kap khun
I will call you from America - phom ja thoh haa khun jaak amerika
I miss you - khit thueng khun

more practical SMS:
I miss you so much, don't forget to send money
I miss you so much, the car payment is due this week

and for the romantic type:

I miss you mak mak
I love you mak mak
You are so beautiful
You are so handsome
I think about you all the time
I will always love you
You are special to me
Forget me not
Don't cry, I'll be back soon
I am waiting for your return, will try not to cry

[QUOTE=Flyhere]...

I want to stay here longer - yaak yuu dtor eek noi
....
I am crazy for you - phom khlang khlai nai tua khun
...
you are handsome - khun lor jang loei
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I have heard of "baa khlang" (crazy) but "khlang khlai" I might have to look up in the dictionary. Too advanced for me.

I changed your "ao" to "or" ( as in lord) in 2 places as I think most people would think "ao" sounds like "ou" (as in loud) which would not be the right sound in these cases.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I have heard of "baa khlang" (crazy) but "khlang khlai" I might have to look up in the dictionary. Too advanced for me...[/QUOTE]
Mick, your Thai is of course several hundred times better than mine, I'm sure yours are also more practical. Thanks for the corrections. My problem is that my Thai tutor is a female real teacher and she tends to teach formal stuff, and I can't ask her naughty stuff :)

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]How smart am I? I'm a married man and this November was my wifes and mine 4th time in Thailand.



OK guys. Judge me now. Am I insane or what?[/QUOTE]


You are absolutely FVCKING insane! Think of the consequences before taking your dick out of your pants.

Your first mistake was bringing your wife to Thailand in the first place. Never, ever bring a Western woman to Thailand because your life will never be the same afterwards.

[QUOTE=Flyhere]ok, essential SMS phrases for both guys and girls, yet to be published in my next guide book.

you are beautiful - khun suai jang loei
you are handsome - khun lao jang loei
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Fly,

you really need to work on your spelling because some words can be confusing.

Handsome = lòr = lor (in sms language) ... not lao
Beautiful = sŭay = suay (in sms language)

Just check this website: [url]http://www.thai2english.com/[/url]

hi guys,

as i was talking with a bargirl last night (whose english was surprisingly good), we shared experiences and she told me all the things the "ladies of the night" do not like about us farangs:

1. groping
she said she can tolerate light discreet touching/fondling but hates it when guys pull aside her bra and try to suck on her nipples right in the bar... same goes for the panties. she said some guys think that because they pay 150 thb for her drink, they can do whatever they please to her.
she however, said that if she likes the customer, she will allow him to do a lot more because she will really want to be barfined by him.

2. breath
she said that farangs have very bad breath because they smoke and drink and never brush their teeth. she told me a story where a farang had a stinking breath and tried to french kiss her. she went to puke after that.
i told her that thai girls aren't better, because they eat very garlicky and spicy and never brush or have mints to hide it. i also told her my [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] story where the girl blew me after eating somtam and my dick burned for hours. it made her [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] her pants.

3. body odor
she said that a lot of guys smell nice and are well dressed but also many are not dressed properly, smell bad and are sweaty.
she hates when a sweaty guy tries to hug her and kiss her. and asked me why farangs don't like to take shower... i did not know what to say because i do shower. are there any guys here that don't shower before going out hunting?

4. smelly dick
she said that the amount of guys that have a smelly dick is really important. she much prefer circumcised guys because she said the dick do not smell bad. she said that some farang's dick smell bad even after the shower.
i told her that i have had some bad thai pussies (smelly) but she refused to believe me. she said that thai ladies scrub their pussies several times.
i will introduce her to a girl in jungle jims, her pussy smelled like a cat died inside weeks ago.

5. tipping
she said that many farangs promise that if she is good they will tip her on top of the agreed price and that even if she give them 2 shots, they never tip, telling her that she should be happy with what she got.

6. kindness
she also told me the story of one guy who refused to pay for a st room (400thb) and told the girl that she was suposed to pay because he was the customer and that he already pay a barfine! (i am ashamed to say... the fucker was french).

we also talked about a lot of different issues like indians & blacks, she said she did not mind but would never go with an indian guy in his hotel. she was scared about stories she heard that indians barfine girls and then when she goes to their hotel room, another 2 or 3 guys are there all waiting to be serviced (for the price of 1).
she said that she went with some blacks and indians in short time hotels nearby and all went well.

dick size
she said that she did not like to go with black men because their dick is too big and hurts, it is a job for her so she does not want to have pain. same with farangs. her preference goes to japanese customers, not because of the money but because she does not feel pain after sex.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]...We also talked about a lot of different issues like Indians & Blacks, she said she did not mind but would never go with an indian guy in his hotel. She was scared about stories she heard that Indians barfine girls and then when she goes to their hotel room, another 2 or 3 guys are there all waiting to be serviced (for the price of 1).
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This is true I believe after talking to many Indians, they for whatever reasons are very cheap and try to scam the girls that way. The MP girls tend to be ok because they can be sure it's just one customer, that's why many Indians don't go to MP's.

Nicfrenchy, I enjoyed your recitation of a Thai girl's opinions about punters. I have often heard many of those same things from many girls, however, one must always take what they say with a grain of salt. For example I've had many girls tell me that the 'I don't like big dicks' line is just an attempt to get a tip for pains supposedly caused - of course these same girls said 'all women like big dicks even if they don't admit it', so they're probably biased as well.

But I do suspect that the cautions about groping, bad breath, and body odor apply nearly universally. However one note about smelly pussies - often no amount of scrubbing will solve the problem, as the worst cases are usually caused by Trichomonas, a mild sexually transmitted infection, while less intense cases may be caused by other STDs, fungal infections, or imbalances in vaginal acidity ('PH levels'). The latter can even be caused by exessive cleaning, particularly by douching. Of course in some cases fishy odors are simply sperms rotting inside the vagina, but this last case is very rare in Thailand because most girls do rinse out after insemination.

One thing I've always noticed about girls chit-chat - even the nice girls who never beg for tips or attempt to overcharge me (500 baht Pattaya girls) will often relate some funny tale of some guy who gave them 1,000 or 1,500 baht short time. They rarely have any reason for this behaviour other than that they were just 'lucky', nor have they ever suggested that I should pay in this strange fashion. But they do seem to like to relate the tales of overpayment.

Lastly one does run accross the occasional girl hyped up on drugs, who talks one's ear off - sometimes this is bad, but sometimes it is fine. These are the ones that relate some really tall tales.

[QUOTE=Opebo]However one note about smelly pussies - often no amount of scrubbing will solve the problem, as the worst cases are usually caused by Trichomonas, a mild sexually transmitted infection, while less intense cases may be caused by other STDs, fungal infections, or imbalances in vaginal acidity ('PH levels'). [/QUOTE]
Some smelly pussies are simply because some women don't know how to clean properly. But this applies more to western women.

My ex wife was smelly in several areas.

The converse is that there are plenty of smelly dicks around.