3 weeks in Meddy. I really could get used to this
Today marks 3 weeks that I've been in the city.
I haven't been posting about any of my escapades mainly because I've been busy. I'm here for medical reasons, I've been working the whole time (including the 2 weeks I spent in Santo Domingo before flying over), so it's been mostly low-key. I haven't been to Parque Lleras. Also haven't been to El Centro. Not even once. I think I drove past the Parque on the way to an appointment, but I couldn't be sure.
I'd be a terrible guide for any man coming here to party it up. I haven't felt unsafe at any point, though I do practice common sense. With all the crazy shit that goes down, I don't really get the appeal of the party lifestyle. I've been out plenty, but I'm just past the age where loud music and alcohol are things that interest me. Rooftop bars / restaurants have been the most interesting places I've been. Good food, good company.
*Mileroticos*.
I've tested out a few pros off Mileroticos. All were great experiences. Mostly girls renting an apartment together and taking citas there. Nothing special, but sometimes I needed to empty my balls and didn't feel up for all the other bullshit. Anywhere from 80 k-200 k for 30 mins-1 HR depending on the girl.
One of them was a 19 yo Vennie flaquita. 100 k for 2 pops in an hour. Lord have mercy that poon should come with a warning label. I typically struggle for second pops, but she wrecked me twice within 35 or so minutes.
Another was a girl I saw in a porno and just had to have. I reported on this a while back. She was in a hotel in El Centro. Told her I wasn't going there at that hour so we went to a short time motel. Was pricey, but she basically fell in love. Got the first nut, and during the second I lost the condom in her. We had a laugh about it. She's been bugging me ever since to fuck again. We finally met up again last week at Suites 44 (also Avenida San Juan) - 80 k for 3 hrs. This time was BBFS. And I just couldn't last. 2 pops in under and hour and I was done. She said she needed to renew her phone service or something. I just reached in my pocket and gave her some money. She didn't even count it. As I'm typing this, my phone is ringing again as she's calling. She has a vlog on OnlyFans (OFTV) where she does travel content around Medellin. She's actually not terrible at it, and the production value is actually decent.
*Tinder*.
I've had quite a bit of fun off Tinder:
**18 yo Barranquillera*.
Had a college student during my first week. I asked for a pic of her cedula before we met just to be sure. Turned 18 in May. Took her to a short time motel in the afternoon for a romp. Among the freshest pieces of poon I've ever had the pleasure of eating. She came across as a bit unsure, maybe nervous, but not disinterested. Was very compliant and we had a good time all things considered. Took her to Hotel Ofix on Calle 44 (Avenida San Juan) in Laureles - 70 k for 4 hrs. Good spot for any of you looking for a safer place. Staff came to check on me before letting her leave.
**Afro Colombianas*.
These constitute pretty much all of my Tinder experiences here, so I think I'll save that for a report in itself.
Vee (The girl with the Snapper, or "Why there's no such thing as FREE pussy")
The last Tinder girl I met up with, I'll call Vee. She came by just yesterday. She 20, mulatto from Barranquilla but her mom moved back to Medellin when she was 2. She has gorgeous skin tone (like a cafe con leche), fit, and cute as a fucking button. Natural hair with a huge afro puff. Natural well-manicured nails. Natural full eye-lashes. I was flabbergasted.
Goes to the gym before her uni classes in the mornings, and does English classes in the evenings. We'd been chatting for a bit on and off, but she's either been busy, or I've been balls deep in someone else, or just busy with work and doctor's visits. Also, I initially thought she was P4 P like the rest, because she was so cute, so I wasn't really fussed.
But she kept suggesting we go get a drink or eat or something, so I finally relented and sent an Uber (20 k. She lives way the fuck out in Manrique). Where I'm staying in Laureles has maybe 40 restaurants in a 2-block radius. I'm spoiled for choice. So we went to a nice burger joint (150 k). The place is called Barrio Burger, with their burgers named after different barrios in the city. So I had the "Manrique" burger, because I'm whimsical like that.
Then we walked up the street and got her some ice cream (9 k) while we walked around the block and chatted. I had no plans to push for anything, plus Day had thoroughly drained my balls the day before so I wasn't as horned up. All of a sudden, she said "I need to use the bathroom". I sensed her game, so I said "Let's go to my place".
Took her back to the crib and we chat some more and then I pull her in and start making out. End up in my bed, she refused to let me eat her, so I just spent the time exploring that perfect 20 yo body. I will die on the hill that the leading cause of erectile dysfunction is fat, wrinkly old broads and their old pussies. Because I was at full salute.
She came off fairly inexperienced in bed. Definitely willing, and let me have my way with her. Raw. She came all over me within 5-10 minutes of us starting in mish. She was W-E-T, with what old guys would probably call a "Snapper". Had her ride on top, turned to spooning, then finished up doggy style, while pawing on that amazing gym-bubble.
I think she's just experimenting. She didn't give me the vibe of someone who has had a ton of sexual experience. She was always looking to me for what to do next, followed my lead the whole time, and as far as I can tell, thoroughly enjoyed it.
When I was done, I started laughing hysterically to myself, thinking about her being 20, and the day before I had Day the spinner who was 23. Together, they're still younger than me at 44, and my (soon-to-be-ex) wife who is 46. Not that she's old, nagging or wrinkled. But the world would tell older men that "these young girls only want you for your money". Which, first off, I'll gladly give it to them for access to fresh poon. And second, these old bitches want even MORE money.
But also thirdly, normie people simply don't understand just how many young girls really enjoy being with an older guy who can take her out, treat her well, be masculine and a leader, and also dig her guts out at the end of the night. Getting some money to do her nails or buy a cute dress is a bonus on top of that.
Which brings me to the second part of the title: How "free" is free pussy anyway?
After I sent her home (36 k. She lives in Manrique and nobody wanted to take the fare), I tallied all that I spent which I itemized above:
150 k for food; 56 k on Uber; 9 k for the icecream. Brings it to just over 200 k. Not bad at all.
I'm planning to see her tomorrow, and I told her I wanted her in a dress and heels. She says she has neither. So we ended up on an IG store, and I saw a tight short dress I wanted her to wear (130 k), and she saw a cute flowery dress (160 k) she likes that she plans to wear with her sneakers (fucking Gen Z latinas). Told her I'd get both, and she promised to borrow some heels from her girlfriend to wear for me. So this will be another 300 k. Peanuts, but the free-est pussy I'll get in Medellin certainly wasn't free at the end of the day.
Truth be told, I'd gladly pay triple.
So that wraps my Tinder experiences after 3 weeks in Meddy. I am done with all my appointments and tests, and got my prescriptions filled. I should be leaving on Monday, but the flight isn't booked yet.
Day wanted dick today but I declined, and she's going out of town. I am seeing Vee tomorrow, and Ro likely on Saturday. Also on Saturday, I might also spend the 500k and test out one of these paisa stunners clogging up my Tinder inbox. I've been chatting with some and I basically just say "300k, 2hrs, sexo natural". Most come back with 400k or 500.
Sunday I'm thinking I might split it between Vee and Ro to finish it all up. I could easily see myself staying another couple weeks because of how much I'm enjoying being here.
Great weather, everything I need in walking distance or 10 minutes in an Uber. I can't think of a single convenience that I cannot find here in Medellin. Plus, I've essentially built myself a pretty solid roster in that short period of time to where I could have great sex most nights of the week if I could keep up. Without even considering actual pros. Along with having great dates and conversations with some genuinely nice Colombian women. What more could a man actually want?
The guys who say Medellin is finished, or guys shouldn't come here, I kinda get it. It's not all out party central anymore. From what I've seen, that was an aberration. Nothing about the local culture suggests these are people who party like that, so I can understand why they're shutting it all down. But I also believe the sentiment overstates how important places like Parque Lleras are. You can make anywhere fun if you actually want to.