Bangkok Hotels

[QUOTE=Fmojo;2360136]Here's a dumb question. Do they have any English channels on the TV? I'd even settle for HLN. Thanks![/QUOTE]Not a dumb question. I stayed at Grand Swiss for about 6 nights total on my last trip. I missed not having a USA Based news channel I. E Fox or CNN. From now on that will be one criteria I use for selecting a hotel. I'm hoping we see more of this type of info in hotel reports. Other things I hope to see (and post about myself in a hotel review) in no particular order.

Location including distance to MRT / BTS.

Girl friendly.

TV channels.

Clientele.

Pool info.

Gym info.

Size of room.

Hardness of bed.

Bathroom size.

Walk in shower or tub with shower.

Breakfast details (buffet, cooked to order).

[QUOTE=Mathew1984;2359474]Hello guys,

I'm visiting Bangkok for 10 days from September 1st. I have zero interest in sight seeing or travelling around.

I want 10 days of good sex. What are the hotels who have spas & massage parlours attached to them?? Where I can go down there and select from 50 or 100 girls and take hack to my room. [/QUOTE]Try ICheck Nana, Sukhumvit Soi 7/1. Very, very girlfriendly modern and clean adults only hotel, right in the middle of at least 6 massage parlours. To get to the hotel you need to walk down the narrow street which has the massage parlours on either side. Great prices. I stay there all the time when I get out to play, you won't be disappointed. The hotel is only there for one reason, and that's not sight seeing, good luck.

[QUOTE=Mathew1984;2359474]
What are the hotels who have spas & massage parlours attached to them?? Where I can go down there and select from 50 or 100 girls and take hack to my room.
[/QUOTE]Nothing like that in BKK although you might be able to book a room at Maria Hotel & Spa, an upscale soapie massage parlor with plenty of attractive girls, but for some reason I don't think that is what you are looking for or care to spend. So in practical terms, as far as BKK is concerned, you will have to walk outside of your hotel and pick girls up on the street, in nearby bars or in a multitude of oily massage parlors. It is very easy and convenient, but not in-house.

But you should read up on Classic Hotel in the Jakarta Indonesia thread if you want in-house action. Classic Hotel has 3 floors stocked with hundreds of young girls per floor and it's all very cheap too. Book your room directly with the hotel and you can have a sex marathon like with 7 girls or more per day for 10 days running without ever leaving the hotel. I think they even have a discount rate for 5 girls a day or is it 2 girls at a time. I forget which, but it is a wild scene and apparently just what you are looking for. On the other hand, since you were already planning a trip to BKK, I suggest that you go along with the BKK way of doing things and have a great time. The girly action in BKK is pretty much non stop from noon until the sun comes up and it is all right there out in the open for anyone to see and do.

[QUOTE=KoolBigGuy;2360442]Try ICheck Nana, Sukhumvit Soi 7/1. Very, very girlfriendly modern and clean adults only hotel, right in the middle of at least 6 massage parlours. To get to the hotel you need to walk down the narrow street which has the massage parlours on either side. Great prices. I stay there all the time when I get out to play, you won't be disappointed. The hotel is only there for one reason, and that's not sight seeing, good luck.[/QUOTE]Thats exactly what I wanted. But there are many ladyboys on the street there? I will stay there hopefully. Thanks.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2360455]Nothing like that in BKK although you might be able to book a room at Maria Hotel & Spa, an upscale soapie massage parlor with plenty of attractive girls, but for some reason I don't think that is what you are looking for or care to spend. So in practical terms, as far as BKK is concerned, you will have to walk outside of your hotel and pick girls up on the street, in nearby bars or in a multitude of oily massage parlors. It is very easy and convenient, but not in-house.

But you should read up on Classic Hotel in the Jakarta Indonesia thread if you want in-house action. Classic Hotel has 3 floors stocked with hundreds of young girls per floor and it's all very cheap too. Book your room directly with the hotel and you can have a sex marathon like with 7 girls or more per day for 10 days running without ever leaving the hotel. I think they even have a discount rate for 5 girls a day or is it 2 girls at a time. I forget which, but it is a wild scene and apparently just what you are looking for. On the other hand, since you were already planning a trip to BKK, I suggest that you go along with the BKK way of doing things and have a great time. The girly action in BKK is pretty much non stop from noon until the sun comes up and it is all right there out in the open for anyone to see and do.[/QUOTE]Thank you I will do my best to be comfortable. I seen many youtube videos where on the streets people are recording the girls and men talking to them. I don't want to end up in one of them and my wife or someone in her friends knowing that. Also please check your message I wrote.

[QUOTE=Mathew1984;2360581]Thank you I will do my best to be comfortable. I seen many youtube videos where on the streets people are recording the girls and men talking to them. I don't want to end up in one of them and my wife or someone in her friends knowing that. Also please check your message I wrote.[/QUOTE]Hi Mathew, I just wrote you a personal reply to your message to me, but I think what I wrote might be of use to others so I will post it here for all to see and comment on if certain BM's want to.

Sorry Mathew, but I am not a fan of KL, Malaysia. I have been there once and thought the nightlife scene was vastly inferior to all my favorite places like BKK, Pattaya, Jakarta, Manila, Phnom Penh, and even Yangon. The main reason KL lags far behind these other destinations is the fact that the girls are all imports (non-Malaysian) and not top quality. They have some bordello type places, walk-ins, but I don't believe you can book a room in any of them and stay there. The quality is low in these KL brothels, so I went to the Beach Club instead and I picked up 2 Vietnamese FL girls on successive nights. They were OK quality, but expensive. You will find much better quality FL's in CJs bar in Jakarta IMHO and the girls are all Indonesian.

But don't over think this stuff too much. Since you are already booked in, explore KL and try to enjoy your layover. Just keep it as brief as possible. One night should more than suffice in this city. Then get your ass over to BKK! BKK is the #1 city for girls in all of SE Asia. It is my favorite destination in the world! Getting caught on camera is extremely rare to impossible if you hang out on Soi 24 & Soi 26 where many Oily Massage places are located. There are a number of hotels on Soi 24 and close by that you might want to consider for lodging. Wear a baseball cap if you are worried when you visit Nana or Patpong, but I assure you that your concerns are way overblown.

And save Jakarta for your next trip.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2360827]Hi Mathew, I just wrote you a personal reply to your message to me, but I think what I wrote might be of use to others so I will post it here for all to see and comment on if certain BM's want to.

Sorry Mathew, but I am not a fan of KL, Malaysia. I have been there once and thought the nightlife scene was vastly inferior to all my favorite places like BKK, Pattaya, Jakarta, Manila, Phnom Penh, and even Yangon. The main reason KL lags far behind these other destinations is the fact that the girls are all imports (non-Malaysian) and not top quality. They have some bordello type places, walk-ins, but I don't believe you can book a room in any of them and stay there. The quality is low in these KL brothels, so I went to the Beach Club instead and I picked up 2 Vietnamese FL girls on successive nights. They were OK quality, but expensive. You will find much better quality FL's in CJs bar in Jakarta IMHO and the girls are all Indonesian.

But don't over think this stuff too much. Since you are already booked in, explore KL and try to enjoy your layover. Just keep it as brief as possible. One night should more than suffice in this city. Then get your ass over to BKK! BKK is the #1 city for girls in all of SE Asia. It is my favorite destination in the world! Getting caught on camera is extremely rare to impossible if you hang out on Soi 24 & Soi 26 where many Oily Massage places are located. There are a number of hotels on Soi 24 and close by that you might want to consider for lodging. Wear a baseball cap if you are worried when you visit Nana or Patpong, but I assure you that your concerns are way overblown.

And save Jakarta for your next trip.[/QUOTE]Yes, I tried to reply you but you exceeded your message limit. So unable to send. Thank you for your kindness. I will looking to classic when in Indonesia.

And as for Bangkok are all hotels girl friendly?

Including apartments? Or will there be issue with the owners if I bring girls? From the streets who offer me massages.

I'm thinking to stay at picnic hotel, it looks very cheap. Is it girl friendly? I want to spend as much money on the girls then the place.

[QUOTE=Mathew1984;2361313]I'm thinking to stay at picnic hotel, it looks very cheap. Is it girl friendly? I want to spend as much money on the girls then the place.[/QUOTE]Its very cheap if you stay in the Hostel dormitories. Ha Ha. Rang Nam is not a very convenient location unless you want to be near Chao Praya 2 Soapy (in severe decline). Traffic Jams in all major roads nearby: Ratchaprarop, Ratchawithi and Phaya Thai. Can walk to BTS but motorcycle would be better. I have not heard of this particular Hotel. I think there used to be a run down Short Time Hotel in the location. Its only 200 metres from my apartment back in about 2003.

You can get even cheaper Hotels (1000 to 1200 Baht) in Sukhumvit and don't have to waste so much time getting to monger venues, e. G. Studio Asoke.

So only stay there if you have a very good reason to be in that location. No one on here is likely to have tried it being in the wrong location. Okay I know a girl that lives very close to there, so that would be only reason to stay there.

[QUOTE=Mathew1984;2361301]
Including apartments? Or will there be issue with the owners if I bring girls? From the streets who offer me massages.[/QUOTE]If staying in an apartment, normally the owner will not be there, only security guard so can take who you like to the room.

You don't want to get girls off the street for massages. Likely to be ladyboys. Get a girl for sex, or if you want a real massage, go to a suitable massage shop. There are thousands of them. Also "massage" shops that are really for sex.

You don't have to use euphemisms on this forum. If you want to fuck girls, you can write that no problem. I don't take massages myself other than no hands sexy type using ass, tits, pussy and mouth. Ha ha. No real interest in a proper massage.

I have always had good luck staying at the JW Marriott, right by Nana Plaza, and I have also stayed at the Mayfair, Marriott Executive Suites. Being a Marriott points bum, they always upgrade me to the executive levels with free happy hour dinner-ish snacks, drinks, breakfast, etc, which helps offset the added cost of a nice hotel. I've never had an issue with girls, and I strolled into the Mayfair with one or two or three girls every night I was there. The Mayfair is not in a convenient location, such as the JW, but it had two bedrooms, kitchen, washing machine and dryer for light stuff, and a really nice rooftop pool area.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;2363782]I have always had good luck staying at the JW Marriott, right by Nana Plaza, and I have also stayed at the Mayfair, Marriott Executive Suites. Being a Marriott points bum, they always upgrade me to the executive levels with free happy hour dinner-ish snacks, drinks, breakfast, etc, which helps offset the added cost of a nice hotel. I've never had an issue with girls, and I strolled into the Mayfair with one or two or three girls every night I was there. The Mayfair is not in a convenient location, such as the JW, but it had two bedrooms, kitchen, washing machine and dryer for light stuff, and a really nice rooftop pool area.[/QUOTE]Check out Marriott Park Exec Hotel on Soi 24. It is very similar to the Mayfair except better location IMHO. Just booked a great rate on 1 bedroom apt for $104/night including breakfast for two.

Marriott Sukhumvit Thong Lo Exec Hotel is very good too. 1. 5 blocks to Thong Lo BTS. Great roof top bar. But recently Marriott has increased the price on this one, so I booked the one on Soi 24 instead.

I stayed at the adelphi for 4 nights last week. It was a very nice experience, the staff is friendly and helpful, the room was spotless, and the breakfast was ample and excellent. I didn't check out the pool, and even the construction across the street didn't bother me too much as I am an early riser. It's girl friendly, but I did not indulge. Late at night, you probably wouldn't even need to check your girl in as at 3:30 am, they are sort of sleeping at the desk.

Thanks for the scoop on the other properties. I admittedly try to stay closer to the Lumini area for a few reasons. However, I'll keep these in mind for future trips.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2363814]Check out Marriott Park Exec Hotel on Soi 24. It is very similar to the Mayfair except better location IMHO. Just booked a great rate on 1 bedroom apt for $104/night including breakfast for two.

Marriott Sukhumvit Thong Lo Exec Hotel is very good too. 1. 5 blocks to Thong Lo BTS. Great roof top bar. But recently Marriott has increased the price on this one, so I booked the one on Soi 24 instead.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2363868]I stayed at the adelphi for 4 nights last week. It was a very nice experience, the staff is friendly and helpful, the room was spotless, and the breakfast was ample and excellent. I didn't check out the pool, and even the construction across the street didn't bother me too much as I am an early riser. It's girl friendly, but I did not indulge. Late at night, you probably wouldn't even need to check your girl in as at 3:30 am, they are sort of sleeping at the desk.[/QUOTE]Any hotels with stable of Russian hookers? Or close to them?