Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=New Old Guy; 1141418]Pattaya News, and the TV channel also, are one the greatest source of entertainment here and abroad too.

Their use of English, the condescending opinion, the salty bits of practical information (at times) and at time their creativity are unique.

[i]3, 500 Thai Baht cash. 2 Nokia mobile phones. 2 tourist guide books. 1 plane ticket, Altogether the amount stolen is estimated to be worth 200, 000 thb. [/i]

How can the stuff above be worth 200,000?[/QUOTE]Hey. Them are NOKIA phones, no Samsungs!

[QUOTE=Vale64;1141644]I think I'm a normal looking man, not particularly beautiful but interesting. In many years spent in Pattaya I can exactly remember the few girls that didn't ask me money for fucking. Freebies in Pattaya are very rare.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I can not agree with you about freebees!

When I first started to visit Thailand I firmly believed that the 'No Money, No Honey' rule applied.

BUT, now, although I am an 'old guy' I get freebees regularly on my visits to Thailand, both in BKK and Pattaya!

OK, I agree that there is probably no such thing as a 'complete' freebee and you always end up paying something! Perhaps a Taxi, drinks or sometimes a meal, but the difference in price between a nice Thai meal for one and a meal for two is just one extra bowl of rice!

Even as a 'Normal Old Guy' it is perfectly possible to find 'civilians' in hotels, shops, café's or on the street. In fact EVERYWHERE!

In February I found a rather nice young lady working the Dr. Fish stall outside near my hotel. I smiled, she smiled and we started to talk. Then, whenever I walked by, I stopped for a chat and bought her an orange juice. After a couple of days I invited her to join me for a meal! So, after she finished work (around 11. 00 pm) we met up and went for a meal together, stopped at a 7-11 for a beer (for me) and a Spy (for her) and walked back to my room!

It was GREAT! She told me that she had not had any guy for well over 1 year and was she enthusiastic? Too right she was!

She even phoned me a couple of days later, just before lunch time, to tell me that she had an hour or so free and 'could we meet? '

Too right we could! Another hot sweaty hour of screwing ensued in my room.

Cost to me = One Spy for her to drink and a packet of biscuits!

NO MONEY CHANGED HANDS!

This is just one (my most recent) freebee but I could quote so many occasions I have been successful.

Just treat them well, be a 'nice guy' and the freebees will roll in. Civilian girls often want, and enjoy, sex just as much as us guys do.

No, I am not a Brad Pitt look alike. I am just an older, overweight, and balding (but enthusiastic) Brit!
Oh yes, I must add the comment that I am NOT looking for a “perfect 10!”
An enthusiastic “girl next door” type will do it for me! But I must also add that I will not see 60 again and this girl was JUST 24!

It is out there! You just have to get out and find it.

Give it a try, after all what do you have to loose?

Enjoy,

I do!

Hotman.

I met Freeler on his last day in Pattaya and my first. Walking around, Freeler said, quite rightly, I was like a newbie, admiring legs, bums and more. On Beach Road, a babe with a dress up to her Adam's apple made my head and that of many others, turn. I pointed her and her long legs out to Freeler who was not impressed. Not his type.

It turns out she was a he and in very high demand as it happens. Several who picked her up walked away and, though not getting up close and personal, she would fool most little head people. Her friend tried to pick pocket me which is not a wise strategy.

The ladyboys are not the worst of it and are not the reason for this post. Pay attenion:

Fight 1: Three Russians hired two deck chairs and got in a heated conversation with a deck chair lady. I could see the Thai heavies gathering and tried to warn them. Then a stupid American intervened taking a video of the whole thing. One of the Russians told him not to video. He called them names, push came to shove, one of the Russians hit him, the Thai heavies saw their chance and fight on. Right into the middle of Beach Road. The Russians were left in a bad state, the Yank sweet talked the cops in Thai and the Thais f-ked off. All over 30 baht.

Fight no 2: Another Russian was in handcuffs on the shore line with a fat Arab tourist cop barking out orders. The jet ski mafia had tried to rip him off. And spear him with a steel spike. And he tore up the notes he was to pay and then fatso had him done for insulting the king, who is on the baht notes. He was carted off in a utility truck police wagon, the fat tourist cop happy to have fucked up a tourist on the pretext he insulted the king.

The jet ski mafia are back to their old ways. Do not use them under any circumstances. They have outrageous rip offs going and you will most likely lose 30, 000 baht or more.

Be very careful getting into fights as the Thai scum wil all jump in and the tourist police are probably worse than the brown mafia. They make me sick: arrogant nobodies who want to be somebody.

Lots of young Russian and Israeli babes about. I am sure thyey are getting fleeced by the riff raff. Lambs to the slaughter and nothing we can do for them. The Russians (18-24 yo) are well worth a poke.

I am poking away the Beach Road lot and helping to keep the price down. What I do with them is very much x rated and not permissable here.

I was looking forward to doing a long legged lady near the short term hotel but her 55+ years is catching up on her. That said, she is in better shape than many of them, quite a few of whom are literally legless from the drink and yabba.

[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 1141831]No, I am not a Brad Pitt look alike. I am just an older, overweight, and balding (but enthusiastic) Brit!

Oh yes, I must add the comment that I am NOT looking for a 'perfect 10! '

An enthusiastic 'girl next door' type will do it for me! But I must also add that I will not see 60 again and this girl was JUST 24! [/QUOTE]Dude you are my hero. I just hope I can still pull stuff like that off when I reach that age.

[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 1141831]Sorry, I can not agree with you about freebees!

When I first started to visit Thailand I firmly believed that the 'No Money, No Honey' rule applied.

BUT, now, although I am an 'old guy' I get freebees regularly on my visits to Thailand, both in BKK and Pattaya! [/QUOTE]Lot's of free sex in LOS as well as the rest of the world. But the big question is: Can you score 18-20yo thai hotties on a regular basis? I bet you can't. Sorry, that is the cream of the crop and you have to compete with the thais to get it and they are winning.

Only way to compete is with lots of cash and / or extremely good genes.

Plenty of "plane Janes" to be had for free, but is this why you came to LOS?

[QUOTE=Amjeck; 1141868]Lot's of free sex in LOS as well as the rest of the world. But the big question is: Can you score 18-20yo thai hotties on a regular basis? I bet you can't. Sorry, that is the cream of the crop and you have to compete with the thais to get it and they are winning.

Only way to compete is with lots of cash and / or extremely good genes.

Plenty of "plane Janes" to be had for free, but is this why you came to LOS? [/QUOTE]Amjeck,

You raise a valid point. Yes, I readily admit that you do not often find 'perfect 10' freebees.

But, as I said in my post, An enthusiastic 'girl next door' type will do it for me!

I have had my fair share of 'perfect 10 dead Starfish' To me a 'spark' between us is more important than superb looks!

YMMV.

Hotman.

[QUOTE=Hotman 666;1141831]In February I found a rather nice young lady working the Dr. Fish stall outside near my hotel. I smiled, she smiled and we started to talk. Then, whenever I walked by, I stopped for a chat and bought her an orange juice. After a couple of days I invited her to join me for a meal! So, after she finished work (around 11. 00 pm) we met up and went for a meal together, stopped at a 7-11 for a beer (for me) and a Spy (for her) and walked back to my room![/QUOTE]Sounds fun, but the only problem with shagging a girl outside your hotel Is sneaking past her with other girls LOL

[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 1141831]. Now, although I am an 'old guy' I get freebees regularly on my visits to Thailand, both in BKK and Pattaya!

OK, I agree that there is probably no such thing as a 'complete' freebee and you always end up paying something! [/QUOTE]OK, good for you.

Reading your interesting post I've found that the main point is what we're looking for, in a place like Pattaya or Bangkok, and I've realized that the difference is on the score we aim.

Beeing a massive monger, every time I go in Thailand my average is about 1. 5-2 different girls per day. I usually stay 2 or 3 weeks, so I can fuck nearly from 20 to 40 ladies every holiday. I don't have much time to spend in los, so I collect a lot of ST and very few LT for increasing the amount of my targets. Having this attitude, it's very difficult to meet freebee because it's easier paying for fast sex.

It's very likely you have different attitudes, and prefer to stay more time with ladies, enjoy their company and not only sex. By this way, it's easier to get freebes.

The Departed, why the Thais intervened in the fight between the Russian and Americans? Just to kick some random Falang ass?

I've seen another fight with Russians the other night here in Paton. Opposed to the Tuk-tuk assholes. The Russian were well built, but not huge. I have to say they stood some rounds without too much fuss. The Thais were 10-15 and they came forward in clusters but without delivering any real blow, the Russian dealt quite well. The only mistake they did was not to keep shoulders to wall, because the coward Thais attacked by behind too. One bearded motherfucker come with a broomstick, another with a flying kick that really did not shook the Russian too much. At the end one or two pigs pigs showed up and were yelled to the Russians, one of them had a bruised cheek but that was pretty much it. To reinforce his authority the Thai pig was stomping on a water bottle, without even managing to break it. Hilarious.

I think that Thai men from the stree know very well that unless they are true fighters or attack in group, a reasonably fit falang can beat their ass. From there their cowardliness.

i picked up a freebie out of the disco a couple of weeks ago. you have to realize that in the discos there are non-pros mixed in with pros and you don't always know who is which. so, i used my usual m. o. and went around collecting numbers for later use. for one girl i used my usual line of going bowling or to a movie together the next day. she started texting me immediately. she called me from work the next day and arranged to meet me at big c at 3:30. we kept going back and forth with,"what do you want to do?" "i don't care. what do you want to do?" so she reminded me that the night before i said i wanted to go to a movie. i said okay but i need to take this stuff that i bought home first. so she followed me to my place.

i looked some movies up online but there were no times listed. i got up from my chair and went to cuddle her on my bed. we started kissing and i tried to take it far. she cut me off and said that she didn't come for that. she came to go to the movies with me. that is what confirmed to me she was a non-pro. i eased back and let her warm up to me. before i knew it i was inside of her wet-wet. after all was said and done i went to sleep.

i kept waking up peeking at the clock every hour just waiting for her to say that she had to go home. but i had met my match. she would not budge. i kept thinking to myself this is why it is better to pay them. so you can get rid of them when you want. finally at 1:30am i texted pipe layer and prayed that he would hit me back. he did so i told her that i was going to go out with friends.

since that day she has been on me like stink on shit. texting constantly, calling over and over. she is all in love; even putting stuff about me on her messenger caption. i don't know if my sanity was worth the price of the sex.

[QUOTE=Vale64; 1141934]OK, good for you.

Reading your interesting post I've found that the main point is what we're looking for, in a place like Pattaya or Bangkok, and I've realized that the difference is on the score we aim.

Beeing a massive monger, every time I go in Thailand my average is about 1. 5-2 different girls per day. I usually stay 2 or 3 weeks, so I can fuck nearly from 20 to 40 ladies every holiday. I don't have much time to spend in los, so I collect a lot of ST and very few LT for increasing the amount of my targets. Having this attitude, it's very difficult to meet freebee because it's easier paying for fast sex.

It's very likely you have different attitudes, and prefer to stay more time with ladies, enjoy their company and not only sex. By this way, it's easier to get freebes. [/QUOTE]Would you dare say that all of those 20 to 40 ladies that you claim are 9s and 10s? For me, I am well past the stage of having to have the best looking girls in the place. Don't get me wrong, I don't want anything that looks like homemade sin. But at this point, after fucking hundreds of pros and hundreds of non-pros, chemistry, loads of fun, and a good experience rate higher than superficial looks. I have fucked enough 9s and 10s on this planet that it is no big deal anymore.

[QUOTE=Amjeck]But the big question is: Can you score 18-20yo thai hotties on a regular basis? I bet you can't. Sorry, that is the cream of the crop and you have to compete with the thais to get it and they are winning.[/QUOTE]Not everyone considers those 18-20 year old Thai "hotties" the cream of the crop.

As Richard Pryor said, "The only pieces of pussy that really matter are your first and you last."

[quote=mr enternational; 1142040]i kept waking up peeking at the clock every hour just waiting for her to say that she had to go home. but i had met my match. she would not budge. i kept thinking to myself this is why it is better to pay them. so you can get rid of them when you want. finally at 1:30am i texted pipe layer and prayed that he would hit me back. he did so i told her that i was going to go out with friends. [/quote]heheh! i bought a samsung cellphone and it came with a great feature: fake call. you press something four times and get a call in 15 seconds. i recommend that for good measure you throw some drama in the bs story, after all that is what the ladies do routinely to us!

[QUOTE=New Old Guy;1142049]Heheh! I bought a Samsung cellphone and it came with a great feature: fake call. You press something four times and get a call in 15 seconds. I recommend that for good measure you throw some drama in the BS story, after all that is what the Ladies do routinely to us![/QUOTE]I have it, but it's on my phone that I only use in the USA. You can set the times you want it to call and even the name and number you want to appear on the caller ID.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1142047]But at this point, after fucking hundreds of pros and hundreds of non-pros, chemistry, loads of fun, and a good experience rate higher than superficial looks. I have fucked enough 9s and 10s on this planet that it is no big deal anymore.."[/QUOTE]Mr. E,

I agree completely. You chose some good words. 'Chemistry' is FAR more important, to me, than just good looks.

Some of my best "in bed" experiences (World Wide) have been with 'girl next door' types rather than 'Perfect 10 Hotties! '

OK, I do not personally choose to go with 'fugglies' but the average 'girl next door' type can generally be both enthusiastic and appreciative.

In my humble experience you do not find these normal civilian girls asking 'You finished yet? ' Or 'Me go now? '

But, 'different Strokes for different folks! ' so YMMV.

Enjoy,

Hotman

[QUOTE=Hotman 666; 1142150]Mr. E,

OK, I do not personally choose to go with 'fugglies' but the average 'girl next door' type can generally be both enthusiastic and appreciative. [/QUOTE]But this way costs much more. .