Moscow

"Moscow nightlife is not attractive anymore".

It is attractive, but not for inexperienced sex tourists. If you speak Russian and know the game, Moscow is one of the best places on earth, if not the best.

Moscow is not about strip clubs. Scroll through the profiles on Intimcity, make some calls, meet the girls, build relationship with reliable salons and find some girlfriends over time. Only sky is the limit. You can encounter really hot beauties this way. Forget about strip clubs. They are just waste of time and money like in any other country in the world.

Visiting Russia as a foreigner at this time is tough for foreigners with internet block and other shits. I can't imagine anyone would overcome all these difficulties of visiting Russia, just to waste your time and money on strip clubs that even sucked before the war. Just learn Rusky and go for real pussies.

How do you work around internet blocking? (I would never bring my own phone to Russia to start with).

Anyone been to Moscow recently or is planning a trip soon? Experienced Russia monger here, would love to share some intel, links, contacts with like-minded mongers, especially as online info is so hard to find for the country currently.

US dollar fell to 71 Rubles today which is lower then it was before the war. It was great opportunity to visit Russia when 1 Dollar was above 100 Rubles. Unfortunately going to Moscow from London is quite difficult these days.

Been lurking here for years and finally have something worth sharing. This is a bit of a long one, so grab a drink.

I fly into Moscow every few months for work, usually stay somewhere near the center, and I've done the strip-club circuit plenty of times (Aurora and Penthouse both get my nod). But this trip I decided to finally cross something off the bucket list — a proper threesome with two girls at once. Never done it before, always been a little intimidated by the logistics of it, honestly. This time I said screw it, I'm doing it right.

Instead of the clubs I went the agency route. Found a site called [URL]https://moscow-luxkatalog.com/[/URL] that a couple of guys had mentioned in passing, and spent an evening in my hotel just browsing profiles with a whiskey. What sold me over the usual sites: the photos actually looked like real shoots, not the recycled model pics you see copy-pasted across ten different agencies. I'm paranoid about bait-and-switch after getting burned in Bangkok years ago, so I did my homework — reverse-searched a few of the images, checked they weren't floating around elsewhere, and they came back clean. Prices were listed right on each profile too, no "message for rates" nonsense, which I appreciate.

I ended up locking onto two of them:

Kardi — 20, dark-haired, this smoldering Eastern look. Listed at 20,000 for the hour / 30,000 for two hours.

Lina — early twenties, quieter and more elegant type, and importantly her profile said fluent English, which mattered because I wanted at least one of them to be easy to talk to. Her rate ran a touch higher, in the 30 k / 50 k range for the longer booking.

Two very different vibes, which was exactly the contrast I was after.

The booking. I messaged the agency over WhatsApp. Fair warning — the manager's English is not great, clearly running things through translate on his end, and there were a couple of funny mix-ups. But I have to give the guy credit: he was genuinely friendly, patient, and helpful the whole way through. Never pushy, answered every dumb question I had, and when I asked him point-blank to confirm the photos were current and that the prices matched what was on the site, he confirmed both without any hedging — and he was telling the truth, which I'll get to. Broken English but zero games. I'll take that over slick-talking every time.

The one real hurdle was scheduling. Getting two girls free at the same window turned out to be the tricky part — they each had their own availability, and the times didn't line up with my original plan. I ended up shifting a work dinner and pushing a meeting to the next morning so I could grab the one evening slot where both of them were confirmed and on call. The manager coordinated it patiently over about a day of back-and-forth. Worth the hassle.

The evening. They arrived at my hotel within about fifteen minutes of each other, both dressed sharp, and — this is the part I was nervous about — both looked exactly like their photos. Not "close enough," exactly. Kardi in person has this presence that the pictures actually undersell, and Lina's English was as good as advertised, which broke the ice fast and made the whole thing feel relaxed instead of transactional. The rates were precisely what the site listed and what the manager quoted — no surprise "extras," no renegotiation at the door. That alone puts this place ahead of half the agencies I've dealt with.

I won't turn this into a Penthouse Letters submission, but the short version: for a first threesome it could not have gone smoother. The two of them clearly had an easy rapport with each other, which takes all the awkwardness out of it — nobody's standing around not knowing what to do. Drinks first, a lot of laughing, and they basically took the lead and made a nervous first-timer feel like he'd done this a hundred times. Kardi brings the fire, Lina brings the finesse, and together it just worked. Time absolutely flew and I ran well over what I'd planned to.

Ratings: Kardi a solid 9 on looks, Lina a 9 on the whole package with the English being a genuine bonus. Communication with the agency a 7 (points off only for the language barrier, which the friendliness more than made up for). Photo / price accuracy a 10 — everything was exactly as listed.

Bottom line: if you're thinking about a duo in Moscow and you're the paranoid type like me about real photos and honest pricing, [URL]https://moscow-luxkatalog.com/[/URL] delivered on both. Do yourself a favor and sort the scheduling a day ahead so you can line up two girls at once — that was the only friction, and it was on me for booking last-minute. First threesome, no regrets, already thinking about who to book next trip.

Cheers, and stay safe out there!

Question: Are there still any native Russian speakers on this forum?

I spent the better part of 10 years in Russia. The first 5 traveling in and out for business and the last 5 living and working there. I had a Russian language teacher who came to my office every week and so my language skills were respectable. I worked with a lot of local Russians so I could lapse into the informal "Te" when out with the boys having beers and I could even ask a girl (politely) if she wanted to have sex with me.

But in all that time I never could figure out how to talk dirty to a girl or even speak in a sexual manner. I mean, I could ask, "would you like to have sex with me?" But I had no idea how to tell a girl that I wanted to "fuck her brains out". I just did not have the vocabulary. The ability to conduct sexy pillow talk was just not there.

So if any native Russian speakers would be so kind as to offer some instruction or some useful phrases, I am sure that I am not the only one who would be grateful!

Bolshoi Spaceebo!

Hi comrades,

Been back on the Moscow Strip clubs and massage parlours. Favourites for views is Penthouse as they do a lot of fully naked dances on the public stages. Heard that Burlesque and Angels also do but haven't been to either so would be glad if someone can confirm, or if they know any others that have fully naked public dances (a lot of clubs do fully naked only in private)?

Vanilla and Your Dolls are my fave massage parlours, although have to negotiate for add-ONS.

Wondering if there are any massage parlours that have blowjob ending as a standard add-on / fixed price option to an erotic massage without having to negotiate?

And would also love to hear other people's recommendations for strip club with best views- ie fully nude on public stages?

Lot of fun to be had here!

[QUOTE=Raymando;3086560]Hi comrades,

Been back on the Moscow Strip clubs and massage parlours. Favourites for views is Penthouse as they do a lot of fully naked dances on the public stages. Heard that Burlesque and Angels also do but haven't been to either so would be glad if someone can confirm, or if they know any others that have fully naked public dances (a lot of clubs do fully naked only in private)?

Vanilla and Your Dolls are my fave massage parlours, although have to negotiate for add-ONS.

Wondering if there are any massage parlours that have blowjob ending as a standard add-on / fixed price option to an erotic massage without having to negotiate?

And would also love to hear other people's recommendations for strip club with best views- ie fully nude on public stages?

Lot of fun to be had here![/QUOTE]With the caveat that I haven't been since Covid, the same guy owns Penthouse Angels Aurora and the Loft. And the format is identical. Used to also have a car to take you between them which I did once or twice. I've done the inside the loop trifecta of penthouse angels aurora but never made it as far as Loft.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3086588]With the caveat that I haven't been since Covid, the same guy owns Penthouse Angels Aurora and the Loft. And the format is identical. Used to also have a car to take you between them which I did once or twice. I've done the inside the loop trifecta of penthouse angels aurora but never made it as far as Loft.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I heard about that group of strip clubs owned by the same guy and have been to a few of them. They're all pretty good and similar as you mentioned. Is it just that group with public fully nude dances or are there any other clubs not in that group also with public fully nude?

Cheers.