Dubai Reports

[quote=11bravo]seems like a bit of this going around lately. what i [sarcasm on] like [sarcasm off] is the "i've read your posts..." well, if you've really read [b]my[/b] posts, you know i'm a conservative: i don't believe in welfare. nothing makes you appreciate the [i]fruits[/i] of your labor like a bit of work. the reason i (and others) post in the where/when/what_i_saw style is so that [b]you[/b] will have an idea about what that venue [u]probably[/u] offers when you go there [b]yourself[/b].[/quote]ahh, conservatism and the disdain for supply side whoring. a stance which flies in the face of modern hooker-acquisition conservatism, for today’s conservatives are self reliant go getters in every aspect but that of whoring.

“welfare” in the context of whoring is what today’s conservatives preach, advocate and practice. just ask embattled conservative congressmen, catholic priests, and ousted senior cia officers. they’ll all tell ya hookers must be supplied through pms, surreptitious channels, piper1, sporadic, 11bravo and anonymity. physical and public exposure of the whoring conservative is tantamount to suicide in the book of “conservatism and the virtues of prostitution.”

don’t be tuff on, and disdainful of the liberal bones seekers. they’re only aspiring to adopt the conservative style of whoring your ilk espouses and which you so treacherously disavowed. if there’s higher conservative whoring justice out there, 11bravo shall be adjudicated by judge and jury of his betrayed peers. his day of reckoning will be akin to those dispensed by medieval spain and its inquisition.

i could very well be wrong, but the “don’t ever ask me for a fuckin’ number” directive was issued with “sarcasm off." and if so, the directive reeks of elitism, scurrilousness and stratospheric condescension rather than conservatism.

can’t we all get along? why project such contempt, mockery and indifference on the have nots? because you have? (melancholic vivaldi in background...).

you have all these beautiful contacts, these beautiful hookers, yet that’s not enough, you’ve to stomp the have and know nots with a big babouj. that hurts damn it, that hurts.:(

Such was written on an exam paper from one of the womens colleges in the college system where I teach. From the mouths of babes...

What does it all mean? Is one of our fellow members here indoctrinating the innocent local lasses? Is a frenzy of immorality about to erupt from the local female population? Armageddon could be at hand...

Meanwhile watch those p's and b's.

LOL - good one Mahku. :)[QUOTE=Mahku]Dubai is a big pussiness city.
Such was written on an exam paper from one of the womens colleges in the college system where I teach. From the mouths of babes...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=El Suave][indent][font=verdana][size=+1][color=orange][b]Amnesia, a Club Review[/b][/color][/size][/font][/indent]
Next to the Hard Cock Café, and close to 20 minutes outa town you’ve [b]Amnesia[/b], a club in the category of [b]much a do about nothing[/b].[/QUOTE]
El Suave - Welcome back. Great but slightly cynical report on an under-reported venue.

I remember you have a thing for Arabic girls, so why did you go for Russkies when there are so many Arabic/Turkish gals in Amnesia? I like the type of gals in Amnesia, I just don't like the 100DH cover charge.

My tip: have a fun night playing pool in the Irish Bar next door, or a laugh in the Indian club behind, then walk to Amnesia entrance about closing time and take a Middle-Eastern sweetie as she leaves the club.

[QUOTE=El Suave][indent][font=verdana][size=+1][color=orange][b]Amnesia, a Club Review[/b][/color][/size][/font][/indent]
Next to the Hard Cock Café, and close to 20 minutes outa town you’ve [b]Amnesia[/b], a club in the category of [b]much a do about nothing[/b].

Don’t bother getting there
So when all is said and done, one best develop Amnesia after visiting Amnesia, not worth the hike outa town, nor the inflated rates; you can get that in town.[/QUOTE]

The clubs' name says it all.

Interesting that you are back as a regular member - is that why you are posting pics on this thread? If you can afford the entry fee at Amnesia surely you can afford the 20 bucks for Jackson! Good report.

Shame you opted to show faces in the current LE climate. A little thought and respect dosn't cost much.

[QUOTE=My Kapitan] I don't gove out numbers and i don't do fillipinas!! I like CIS !!

Actually visited regal late after dinner dance at CP on wednesday night, Miss K miss D miss L etc all as good as gold and kept away as I was with my permanent girl miss O, risky but exciting...

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Well only when you and I are together do you enjoy Filipinas MK!

Risky but exciting...depends on where the risk stops and the fun begins. Good to know that Misses K, L and D are being coy and stand-offish but beware MK. Perhaps we should go to the Regal with Miss O and I will look after them for you, I know you won't be jealous but you may be thankful ;)

See you soon - my mojo needs releasing again, perhaps a foursome?

WR

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]The clubs' name says it all.

Interesting that you are back as a regular member - is that why you are posting pics on this thread? If you can afford the entry fee at Amnesia surely you can afford the 20 bucks for Jackson! Good report.

Shame you opted to show faces in the current LE climate. A little thought and respect dosn't cost much.[/QUOTE]
Agree with MK, if you are to rejoin the thread etc best respect the 'rules' - no face pics, if you had read the other reports of the LE crackdown you would knopw how daft a thing you have done - even more daft than not posting the pictures in the correct area.

WR

[QUOTE=El Suave]But come on man! While measuring the longitude of an Armenian floozy’s pussy with my Palm Pilot’s utility, her volcanic, raging muff gulped the PDA and belched blistering goo on my left foot. With such loss and a debilitating podiatric wound, ventures outa my hotel have been rendered temporarily not possible.

Umm, Piper1? You humane very, yaa? You me give number because tragedy, non? Me hear Piper evaluate case by case volcano victims, da? If Piper1 no me give number, at least Piper1 come my hotel console with hand job? Piper ist number 1. Danke Piper1. :)[/QUOTE]
Can someone explain the meaning of this FR - well not an FR for me more of a load of gobbledigook. Perhaps I am tired after a night with the PRC cutie in Abu Dhabi and my brain is not functioning but what on earth does this mean?

What have Palm Pilots got to with blistering goo and volcanoes.

As for Piper being humane, he is, and if he does gives HJ to other mongers, best I stay a discrete distance from him next time we are in an orgy together :) Who cares if we are number 1, 2 or whatever, you are judged on the FRs, the contributions and not the crap.

WR

[QUOTE=El Suave]Umm, Piper1? You humane very, yaa? You me give number because tragedy, non? Me hear Piper evaluate case by case volcano victims, da? If Piper1 no me give number, at least Piper1 come my hotel console with hand job? Piper ist number 1. Danke Piper1. :)[/QUOTE]El Suave - yes, I have evaluated your tragic case. The prognosis is not looking too good. Your hand job must be self-adminstered yet again, but go easy until the bruises and blisters are healed.

Dr. Piper.

[QUOTE=Piper1]El Suave - Welcome back. Great but slightly cynical report on an under-reported venue.

I remember you have a thing for Arabic girls, so why did you go for Russkies when there are so many Arabic/Turkish gals in Amnesia? I like the type of gals in Amnesia, I just don't like the 100DH cover charge.

My tip: have a fun night playing pool in the Irish Bar next door, or a laugh in the Indian club behind, then walk to Amnesia entrance about closing time and take a Middle-Eastern sweetie as she leaves the club.[/QUOTE]Sure Piper, I like your program. But on that particular Amnesia night, the Arab pickings were slim and non distinct, the one promising Lebanese operative looked 30esh and was constantly negotiating and eating that Arabic shit.

Besides, something about Arab hookers operating in the Emirates turns me off, they believe they’re the heavens’ gift to mongers. Especially western mongers that is, for they know they’re in demand, and when engaged, they ask for big paydays based on average looks and poor menus.

I’ve been traveling the Mid East throughout my professional life, last month I was in Damascus and had a plethora of beautiful Syrian white and slightly dark pro goddesses for no more than $150 for nights full of passion. No attitude, no presumptions and hardly any cellulite. They’re all over the place, like at Le Meridien and Four Seasons Damascus, for example.

On the way out through Beirut, had some of that too. A Christian Lebanese stunner @ the Casino du Liban, $250 for that overnight stay & screw. Nothing beats Black Jack, Black Label, foreign pussy then that big bird home. Of course if one speaks Laundry Head it does help negotiations and chemistry.

Them Emirates Arab pros won’t impress if one runs in circles around the Arab “pussiness” world.

Of course when it comes to “pussiness” expertise, Piper1 remains the undisputed dean expat and champion of the world. I’ll never forget your FR whereby you described your “double penetration” séance with that hot nympho who wanted to be tapped from both ends. :D

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[size=-2][blue]Will somebody please report this guy's next personal attack to me via the "Report this post to a moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Admin]
[size=+1][red][b][u]1 down, 2 to go[/u][/b][/red][/size]

[size=-2][blue]Will somebody please report this guy's next personal attack to me via the "Report this post to a moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]Geez Jackson, at least give us a chance to read them first. ;)

El Suave - three strikes?

Rattlesnake at 11pm last night. Quiet but lots of WG's. Mostly African and Chinese but 2 or 3 CIS blondes all in the 5-7 range. I was with O so did not negotiate.

Band was unusually boring playing ballads from the 80's mainly because the clientele had an average age profile of 55+ including one guy with a zimmer frame - not my kind of place but if you like African or chinese and have no musical taste its for you. Beer expensive at 22dhms for a bottle of becks and no free drinks for the girls.

one point of note was security turning away unaccompanied girls without visa copies, many girls outside upset and angry - potential there for a cheap pickup?

Other business - for once I cannot agree with you Piper. Full marks to Jackson for stamping on El Suave, I for one remember the drivel and abuse he handed out last year and have no wish to read more. Well done Mr J excellent proactive moderation - one of the reasons this site is so good.

Out of country in Kingdom for the next few days.

Keep your ends up...

Gentlemen,

where is Amnesia and rattlesnake?

thanks